Moon Elf had the last post with

"No-one crosses ... an elven arse."

What a great way to start! :D

"I wish I had my own ..."

"I wish I had my own warrior priest of Helm." :love: :grin: :bigeyes:

"I do what I must when..."

i do what i must when.......i've lost my pants?


otherwise it's: i do what i must, when i must

Uhh...you didn't write another quote for other people to complete...

ahh... i seem to have missed that part...


"When justice comes....

"When justice comes... cover your nose, Boo!"


"Ah, the Child of Bhaal..."

"Ah, the Child of Bhaal...would surely smit this place"

"How are we helping the unfortunate by..."

"How are we helping the unfortunate by...butt kicking for goodness?"

"I've set a trap, for the feet of the . . . ."

I've set a trap for the feet of... most unpleasant memories..."

"I'll blow you right out of the..."

"I'll blow you right out of the lass on me lap."

"Ah the city and all of its..."

"Ah, the city and all of its...miniature giant space hamster(s)"

"Ooooooh, needs must I...?"

"Ooooooh, needs must I ... my own tabacco pipe?"

"Never had ..."

"Never had the best prices this side of Waterdeep!"

"I see that you have arrived. I was ready to discipline Valen for..."

"I see that you have arrived. I was ready to discipline Valen for...buttkicking, for justice!"

"You rivvin are..."

"You rivvin are...dipping into me own ale"

"Nature could find a..."

"Nature could find a...squirrel! Quick Boo, throw nuts!"

"You have known us for so short a..."

"You have known us for so short a... stout halfling lass."

"You dare to attack..."

"You dare to attack my rodent?"

"Don't click me, I don't want any..."

"Don't click me, I don't want any...trouble out of you."

"Are you going to throw..."

"Are you going to throw nuts?"

"Have I told you how I..."

"Have I told you how I...passed out next to the turnip still."

"ME WILL CRUSH! CRUSH..."

"ME WILL CRUSH! CRUSH the girl as well."

"You may take me in, but you will..."

"You may take me in, but you will give this jerk a banana." :spin:

"Gorion would be proud of your..."

Moon elf, don't let me down now! :D

"Gorion would be proud of your...fine elven arse"

"Aiai-ya Tourists love that..."

"Aiai-ya Tourists love that ... lass on me lap"

LOL Darkstrider beat him to it!

"Now you see me, now you ..."

"Now you see me, now you ...look at me diddeys"

"Lolth be..."

@$ilvershield - :eek: I am not a he! I am a she! :rolleyes: :D

@DarkStrider - How VERY dare you! :D :rolleyes: :p

"Lolth be ... sooOoOo tired"

"I need a swig of ..."

@ Moon Elf, OMG I'm sorry! :D

"I need a swig of another ale, miss. I'll be sure to have the funds."

"I ain't got time to..."

"I ain't got time to ... kick your lineage right out of the realms!"

"I ... I thinks I ... has too much to ..."

"I ... I thinks I ... has too much to ...cleans things."
(Poor Cespenar! :( )

"Ah, the flail of many..."

"Ah, the flail of many ... fools"

"In Baevarn's name, it shall be ..."

(Uhh, is that how you spell it?)

"In Baevarn's name, it shall be ...c-c-c-cold oh s-s-so cold"

"How are we helping the less fortunate trudging..."

@Moon Elf You snooze, you lose :p and would it have been that different? :lol:

"How are we helping the less fortunate trudging ... my diddies"

:lol: YAY!

"Heya! It's me ..."

"Heya! It's me ... Cernd, you seem a bit jumpy around me. Do I ... unnerve you somehow?"

Hehe:D

"They exist simply to drain the poorer classes of their.."

"They exist simply to drain the poorer classes of their..Elven holy water."

"Boo wants to know: ..."

"Boo wants to know: how are we helping the less fortunate trudging around in here?"

"A bottle of wine, a blanket some..."

"A bottle of wine, a blanket some...fine elven arse"

"I am pleased with the..."

"I am pleased with the less syllable-intensive workout."

"I was expecting someone a little..."

"I was expecting someone a little of the Order."

"Th-th-th-th-that's..."

"Th-th-th-th-that's... a healer too, Jaheira."

"This... this light makes your hair look..."

"This... this light makes your hair look... as Chittika Fastpaws !"
... spellcheck that, someone.

"For the glory of..."

"For the glory of... an earth you once rode wind above."

Poor little Aerie...

"Did you get hit in the head with a rock..."

"Did you get hit in the head with a rock....are you going to throw rocks at me?"

Meh, I guess it works. Sorta. The paranoid kind of work. ... ... ...

"Where men gather..."

"Where men gather, the drow shall rule supreme!"

:aaa:

"I am one of the few who are..."

"I am one of the few who are...dipping into me own ale"
:beer:

"Show some..."

"Show some...diddeys"

"No trouble out of..."

@DarkStrider - would it have been different?! Yes it would...I bet you can guess what I would have put! :p

"No trouble out of our father's work!"

"Useless male..."

"Useless male... foul speech"

"I killed a rabbit, Im.."

"I killed a rabbit, Im..an elven arse"

"Those the Gods wish to destroy, they first make..."

"Those the Gods wish to destroy, they first make... a fine looking strumpet aren't I?"

And to continue my "pick on poor Aerie" theme...

"Quit yer' whinin' wench. So you be..."

"Quit yer' whinin' wench. So you be... my uncle, Uriah Twin-Hammers"

Me jumps in and saves the world from yet another .."an elven arse" :p
But why do I get the feeling It will be back soon as I post this next quote..

"Mazzy, have I ever told you about my.."

"Mazzy, have I ever told you about my TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP!"

"Jan, you runty windbag, tell me..."

"Jan, you runty windbag, tell me...I'm a fine lookin' strumpet, ain't I?"

....yeah. We should really outlaw that phrase, the "diddeys", and "elven arse", shouldn't we? ;)

"Do you even realize..."

"Do you even realize... trust is for the foolish and the dead."

It's all you Aerie...

"I-I was talking to him, not..."

"I-I was talking to him, not an elven arse."

"You are a stranger here, are you..."

EDIT: AAARGH! :aaa: Gazumped by kuemper...

/me executes quick turn around:

"You are a stranger here, are you my raven?"

"O.K, I've just about had my fill of..."

Phew. That was close! :D

"O.K, I've just about had my fill of...Mmm grogh"

"As blushing may sometimes make a harlot.."

"As blushing may sometimes make a harlot readier than a red-cheeked maiden, my friend."

"Life is adventure or..."

"Life is adventure or... a lovely creature, known to cause a blood-curdling death within moments of injecting its poison."

"I was eaten by an avatar of Lolth. I was stuck inside her stomach with.."

"I was eaten by an avatar of Lolth. I was stuck inside her stomach with Anomen, warrior priest of Helm."

"Sarevok, may I have..."

Saw that one coming a mile away Susipaisti, hehe :D

"Sarevok, may I have... the lobotomized orc, my friend Anomen?"

"In a hamster he found.."

"In a hamster he found... a holy avenger sword!"


"So I kicked him in the head 'til..."

"So I kicked him in the head 'til... someone give this jerk a banana"

"Should we cut out our own eyes then? don't be..."

Jumps in front of the incoming elven arse NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Should we cut out our own eyes then? don't be... a gnome would you?"

"I'm a healer..."

"I'm a healer...that's gotta stop dipping into me own ale"

"YOU HEAR THAT EVIL, MINSC HAS A NEW...

"YOU HEAR THAT EVIL, MINSC HAS A NEW...Icky Gnome"

"Sins of the flesh golem it was called. I'll send you a copy if your wife.."

"Sins of the flesh golem it was called. I'll send you a copy if your wife eats corn?!?"

"*grunt* How did you..."

"*grunt* How did you...help the less fortunate trudging around here"

"I may be an intelligent sword but..."

"I may be an intelligent sword but...my hotel's as clean as an elven arse"

"Aye, if you do not wish to see..."

....yeah. We should really outlaw that phrase, the "diddeys", and "elven arse", shouldn't we? :eek: No way no way no way!!! :D

"Aye, if you do not wish to see...my diddeys"

It just had to be done, and what's with the PC comments :nono:

"Nature could find a..."

"Nature could find a...body honed through years of exertion"

"Nature's servant..."

"Nature's servant need your pantaloons pressed?"

"Watch me swallow flaming..."

"Watch me swallow flaming... Hackmaster +12!"

"Helm sees all, know that and be..."

"Helm sees all, know that and be ... shown the truth"

LOL what would Moon Elf do it we outlawed "elven arse" and "diddies"?!!!

"I trust have no ..."

"I trust have no ...diddeys"

"Halt and go no further,..."

I would be nothing without my diddeys and my arses! :D

"Halt and go no further, ... so that my hamster may take a better look at you"

"By my blood, I posses the ..."

"By my blood, I posses the ...S M R T...I mean, S M A R T!" :nuts:

"Whaddya..."

"Whaddya know what a bath is, yes?"

"You know, this reminds me of..."

"You know, this reminds me of ... my own business to attend to"

"Begone commener I have my own ..."

"Begone commoner I have my own ...diddeys"

"And never again say something like..."

"And never again say something like...heya it's me Imoen"

"Jan Jansen at your..."

"Jan Jansen at your ... mouse magic which makes me do your bidding"

Aaawww Darkstrider!

"For the glory of ..."

"For the glory of the books of the mages."

"My weapon has no..."

"My weapon has no ... diddies"

GOD let's hope so!

"So are we gona go kill ..."

"So are we gona go kill ...Anomen, warrior priest of Helm"

Oh GOD yes!!! :D :smash:

"You are but a..."

"You are but a...left bunion on his wonderous idol"

"Tiax..."

"Tiax passed out by the turnip still in the corner." :lol:

"Aye, speak..."

"Aye, speak ... everything, know that and be judged"

"So you want to take a look at my ..."

MOON ELF!!! :D

"So you want to take a look at my ... Boo?"

haha expecting something different? :grin:

"Ahh the city..."

"Ahh the city ... a blight on the landscape"

"Even with infravision I prefer the ..."

YES I was Darkstrider!

"Even with infravision I prefer the ...nuts"

"Helm sees all, know that and be..."

DARKSTRIDER!!! Stop beating me to the rude ones! :D

"Helm sees all, know that and be ... shown the truth"

"Speak your evil speach if you ..."

"Speak your evil speach if you ...are trudging around down here"

"I always knew it would be like..."


@Moon Elf thought about it and nah, if you get there first you do, otherwise :p

"I always knew it would be like elven arse"

Funny, 'cos I find that most stuff normally just tastes like chicken. :evil:

"The mad wizard falls..."

"The mad wizard falls... Stupider for just talking to you stupder? Gah its contagious."

"I will show you my body I hope..."

"I will show you my body I hope you'll first have to give up the socket money."

"Sleep lightly..."

"Sleep lightly...I've had no formal edumication"

"Be doubly wary I'm sure..."

"Be doubly wary I'm sure... Boo is not for sale"

"We did not whant to terrorize or kick old people, its just..."

"We did not whant to terrorize or kick old people, its just I'm out slaughtering the stupid."

"Coo, it be..."

"Coo, it be...bleeding from every orifice!"

"I'm gonna..."

"I'm gonna ... slit your throat I am!"

"Queer things have been ..."

"Queer things have been ...upon my body, honed through years of exertion."

"What now? Move along, I've rather strained my..."

"What now? Move along, I've rather strained my... Elven arse"

I know I know

"I hit, to no effect, I need a bigger..."

"I hit? To no effect?! I need a bigger Mazzy Fentan!"

With the dreadlocks I think she'd class as Flail/Morninstar proficiency... :lol:

"I ain't got time fer..."

"I ain't got time fer turnip hating scum."

"Go here. Do that. What about my..."

"Go here. Do that. What about my...fine elven arse"

"I am pleased with the progress..."

"I am pleased with the progress... oh omnipresent authority figure"

"D-Don't forget to.."

"D-Don't forget to..do this, do that. Give me 3000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse!"

I think Edwin says something like that - haven't had him for a while. :bad:

"We can use whatever..."

"We can use whatever...oh omnipresent authority figure"

"Wait..."

"Wait ... my brother is a +12 Hackmaster!"

"I want to kill ..."

"I want to kill ... while you sleep, with hot pokey things, yes hot pokey things. Thats good"

"T-t-t-h- thats.."

"T-t-t-h- thats ... swift and final"

"Justice will be ..."

"Justice will be ...Anomen Warrior priest of Helm"

Nice Avatar $ilver

"I want out of this place it's..."

"I want out of this place it's ... boring boring BORING!"

Hehe thanks Darkstrider! :D

"The seas are sure rough this time of ..."

"The seas are sure rough this time of ride up so wedge-like."

"Release, yes! Master, I..."

"Release, yes! Master, I...remember...I think..."

"Do you remember Sarevok? Or any..."

"Do you remember Sarevok? Or any... body, honed through years of exertion"

"Ah the Child of Bhaal has..."

"Ah the Child of Bhaal has a good lass on me lap."

"Excellent work..."

"Excellent work... crossbred mongrels"

"This ... This light makes your hair look.."

"This ... This light makes your hair look..sexy, do ya wanna take a look at me diddeys?"

"This is the final stand, here in..."

I know, I know. Couldn't resist though. :D

"This is the final stand, here in...an elven arse"

"Greetings, Greetings!...."

"Greetings, Greetings!.... I present the amazing Opah; the exploding ogre"

"This must not come to.."

"This must not come to the dark mother!"

"My hotel's as clean as..."

"My hotel's as clean as...Helm's beard!"

"The fair folk rarely have time for small..."

Go on go on go on!!! :D

"Fair folk rarely have time for small ... diddies!"

Meh, it was ALL I could think of :p

"Sune's patience not another ..."

"Sune's patience not another ...Anomen Warrior Priest of Helm"

"What now, oh omnipresent..."

"What now, oh omnipresent ... tabacco pipe"

"Eyy friend! Good to meet a fine sod such as ..."

"Eyy friend! Good to meet a fine sod such as ...me swallow flaming knives!"

"Hello! You are new here! Those your..."

@Silvershield - :lol: You did it! Yay! :grin:

"Hello! You are new here! Those your father's work?"

"You have had a..."

"You have had a will must be shown to the people!"

"Whoa lord, it's hard to be humble when you're..."

Very weird to be following myself.

"Whoa lord, it's hard to be humble when you're...Anomen Warrior Priest of Helm"

It was begging for it, honest :angel:

"Can we kill..."

"Can we kill... Anoman warior preist of helm."

Oh Hell yes!

"your... your hair looks preety..."

"your... your hair looks pretty... Golodon the unmanned.

"More intruders have entered.."

"More intruders have entered...this place, almost! Oh, please run!"

"I do not like the tone of your voice..."

"I do not like the tone of your voice... you ungrateful git"

I cannot belive you held back that "an elven arse" Moon Elf. You have proven great restraint :p

"Ooo.. I understand now. You said..."

"Ooo.. I understand now. You said...hey sexy, do ya wanna take a look at me diddeys"

There you go, theGodless! Not quite an elven arse, but hey! :D

"I do what I must, when I..."

"I do what I must, when I... kicked him in his head til he was dead"

Haha, yeah you keep doing your thing.. I was just playing with you :D

"Why are the streets.."

"Why are the streets a squirrel! Throw nuts!"

"Your voice is..."

"Your voice is... The cruelest of weapons and the gentlest of touches."

"Take her away! But watch closely!! Gromnir know Mellisan.."

"Take her away! But watch closely!! Gromnir know Mellisan.. want to take a look at my diidies."

... Cant.... Stop....

"But I am obviously in sane look at..."

"But I am obviously in sane look at...TIAX!!" :evil:

"Our rules are very..."

"Our rules are very 'ME WILL SMASH YOUR FACE!'"

:smash:

"I have made the pinch, and none are..."

"I have made the pinch, and none are...Anomen Warrior Priest of Helm"

"When it comes to what I want I'm pretty... "

"When it comes to what I want I'm pretty Yoshimo, you know, Yoshimo!"

"By Valkur's mighty..."

"By Valkur's mighty ... breath"

"Death comes for you, feel its ..."

"Death comes for you, feel its ... 3000 years and a banana."

"Hmm dont rightly know I guess..."

"Hmm dont rightly know I guess...you want to take a look at me diddeys"

"Whatever you need, I do..."

"Whatever you need, I do ... an elven arse"

OMG ewwww! That's sooOoO wrong! :deadhorse:

"The seas are sure ..."

"The seas are sure it's a name ye haven't heard."

"All involved will be held, This disturbance is..."

"All involved will be held, This disturbance is...a banana"

"Eh? Bag of rocks?..."

"Eh? Bag of rocks?...I am Silke, thespian extraordinaire!"

"Minsc will lead with blade and boot! Boo will take care of..."

"Minsc will lead with blade and boot! Boo will take care of...Anomen Warrior Priest of Helm"

"I always knew it could be like this, helping... "

"I always knew it could be like this, helping... go strapping with this nab, you'll first have to gve up the socket money"

"Nightsinger, give me..."

"Nightsinger, give me a +12 Hackmaster!"

"Must thou keep that rodent so close? 'Tis surely..."

"Must thou keep that rodent so close? 'Tis surely a nail."

"These boots are made for..."

"Must thou keep that rodent so close? 'Tis surely...Anomen Warrior priest of Helm"

Ah yes he deserves that the whiny toad that he is

"Being underground is no ... "

"These boots are made for... a good lass upon my lap"

and Darkstiders

"Being underground is no ... 3000 years and a banana"

I need to play this game some more Im runing short on ideas.

"your an adventurer arnt..."

"your an adventurer arnt... escaping the rule of Tiax"

"That reminds me of the time..."

"That reminds me of the time I am glad that I found you."

Ahhh! :love:

"Um, I forget. I'm just the..."

"Um, I forget. I'm just the...Elven arse"

"So! My part in this..."

"So! My part in this orifice."

"The wizard has released me, I see, only to..."

"The wizard has released me, I see, only to...take a look at me diddeys"

"Ah, my child, I am glad I have..."

"Ah, my child, I am glad I have turnip reflex(es)" :roll:

Kinda like Jedi reflexes... but with more gas. :D

"Ah! Night-time! Good for sneaking up on..."

"Ah! Night-time! Good for sneaking up on ambrosia."

"I am so..."

"I am so...sexy, do ya wanna take a look at me diddeys?"

"Our quest is..."

<----Yay! I've got an avatar now! :spin: :D

"Our quest is... Crush you to goo"

"I read lips..."

"I read lips oh omnipresent authority figure."

"Music soothes the savage..."

"Music soothes the savage... gnome, lest my honor demand I perform acts that you shall regret"

"Life is sooo..."

"Life is sooo...for the Order!"

"By Tempus'..."

"By Tempus'...turnip still in the corner"

"I can dance on..."

"I can dance on... an elven arse"

"No it shall not endd..."

"No it shall not end... Feel its icy breath!"

"Bah, tedious monkey..."

"Bah, tedious monkey... the truth is, I'm not listening to you."

"Somebody give this jerk..."

"Somebody give this jerk... a skullbreaker"

"The best leader also..."

"The best leader also awaits."

"Ol' Puffguts would tell me..."

"Ol' Puffguts would tell me...my hotel's as clean as an elven arse"

What? It is him that says it! :lol:

"Soon we shall all be together..."

"Soon we shall all be together... do ya want to take a look at me diddies."

That was crying for it.

"wait I recongnise you..."

"wait I recongnise you my lost Dyheirianna."

"T-t-t-t-that's..."

@Moon Elf :lol: :lol: :lol:

"T-t-t-t-that's...all I get for helping less fortunate?"

"Yes,yes a standard..."

"Yes,yes a standard... hood. What? you of to visit grandma or what?

"Ahh the child of Bhaal is awake. It's time for more.."

"Ahh the child of Bhaal is awake. It's time for more.. dipping into me own ale"

"Minsc and Boo stand..."

"Minsc and Boo stand...ready to fly, at your command of course"

"I turned to shield Boo and have lost my spell. I am not..."

"I turned to shield Boo and have lost my spell. I am not...striv(ing) to maintain balance!"

"Being around this group is like having the Calam****e itch, except . . . ."

Roflmao it censors Calamsh1te :lol:

"Being around this group is like having the Calam****e itch, except . . . . I'm pretty one-dimensional about my needs"

"Your knees are..."

" Your kness are...as you see fit"

" I swear,traveling with you..."

" I swear,traveling with you Imoen."

"I'm a fine lookin'..."

"I'm a fine lookin' fish for sale!"

"You could have killed..."

"You could have killed...Minsc and Boo"

"Avoren, guide my..."

"Avoreen, guide my boot into the ass of evil."

"Like Chikita..."

"Like Chikita... in the past"

"Tell me, I am skilled in..."

"Tell me, I am skilled in...the erotic arts of the Drow"

"Hay, Edwina! I shall be your champion at the next tournament we come to, if only..."

"Hay, Edwina! I shall be your champion at the next tournament we come to, if only someone get this jerk a banana."

:lol:

"Helm sees all! Know..."

"Helm sees all! Know...I am not an axe"

"I'll help however..."

"I'll help however...crime must be punished!"

"There once was a Red Mage of Thay who..."

"There once was a Red Mage of Thay who...*burp* turnip reflex."

"Heya, it's me..."

"Heya, it's me ... one of the few who are chosen"

Who was expecting that! :D

"Don't touch me! I might catch ..."

"Don't touch me! I might catch diddies!"

:aaa: Girl germs! :aaa:

"Oh Brother Thurm, ..."

"Oh Brother Thurm, ...do ya wanna take a look at me diddeys?"

"I know nothing more, so..."

"I know nothing more, so ... leave me be!"

"I can tolerate only ..."

LOL Maggy!

"I can tolerate only an elven arse."

"I am death come for..."

"I am death come for ... a bigger sword"

Yes, even death needs some helps nowadays! :D

"Magic is ..."

"Magic is Valkur's strapping buttocks!"

"May Auril bestow her frost kiss upon..."

"May Auril bestow her frost kiss upon...me diddeys"

Who saw that coming? :shake:

"Blast it Khalid! You..."

"Blast it Khalid! You... take a look at me diddies!"

:p That's how they fell in love.

"I've got some pretty nice looking..."

"I've got some pretty nice looking ... Calimsh!tes, Tethyrians, Waterdavians, they all wind up here eventually in Amn they do"

Sorry, I soOoOo wanted to say it, but I couldn't!

"As always, the pleasure is ..."

"As always, the pleasure is ... Sexy do ya want to take a look at me diddies."

It was me or Moon elf :)

"Hey sexy do..."

"Hey sexy do...this, do that: what about my needs?!"

"I've got the best..."

@Drow Sorcerer - LOL! :lol:

"I've got the best ... strong dwarven ale"

I tried SO HARD to resist it! Luckily I did! :D

"My time is quick so be ..."

"My time is quick so be ...garbage! Curse them all!!"

"This would be a good place for..."

@$ - :lol: So did I! I'm staying away from the diddeys...for now. :good:

"This would be a good place for ... Anomen, warrior priest of Helm"

I high, don't pay any attention to me :D

"Coo! You be the ..."

"Coo! You be the ...Elven arse"

"C-can I..."

"C-can I ... walk five feet without someone hitting him up"

If I'm around ... NO! :D

"Don't click me! I don't want ..."

"Don't click me! I don't want ..."

"another 427 pages of the quote game"

"Don't click me! I don't want disturbing to my demeanor!"

"Heya, it's..."

@Truper - are you being deliberately obtuse or do you not know how to play this? :hmm:

"Heya, it's...butt kicking for goodness"

"You wanna kill..."

"You wanna kill..."

"the quote game. But its pointless. The undead monstrosity has more lives than Sarevok and Jon Irenicus put together. Diddies. Elven Arse. Diddies."

@Kuemper - its not obtusity, its sarcasm, friend, sarcasm ;)

"You wanna kill...Truper." :p
Seriously, if you're not going to play, don't be an a$$ about it. Noone's forcing you to read this thread.

"You wanna kill...Mazzy Fentan, at your service."
(Do it and I'll cut you. :grr: ;) )

"Heh? Who? Get outta my yard you hooligans! Kinda hard to be..."

"Heh? Who? Get outta my yard you hooligans! Kinda hard to be...as clean as an Elven arse"

"Wait, there is something wrong. We are..."

"Wait, there is something wrong. We are mad."

"Don't touch me..."

"Don't touch me...diddeys"

"I can take Drizzt with..."

"I can take Drizzt with this old and battered body demands rest."

"Better to be dead on your feet than alive on your..."

"Better to be dead on your feet than alive on your...Elven arse"

"Halt and..."

"Halt and take a look at me diddies."

;) so sorry.

"These walls contain..."

"These walls contain squirrels Boo, throw nuts!"

"Stand and deliver, so as my hamster might..."

"Stand and deliver, so as my hamster might...stop dipping into me own ale"

"I always knew it would..."

"I always knew it would...want to take a look at me diddeys"

"What now? Move along, I've rather strained my..."

"What now? Move along, I've rather strained my...elven arse"

:D

"Verily, I am pleased at..."

"Verily, I am pleased at disturbing my demeanor."

"Please, please stranger. Let me see..."

"Please, please stranger. Let me see... my body honed with years of exertion"

"Me will crush, crush..."

"Me will crush, crush...Anomen, warrior priest of Helm"

:smash:

"What does ye..."

"What does ye need dead?"

"You wear your scars of battle with..."

"You wear your scars of battle with...my tunic and you can gaze upon my body, honed through years of exertion"

"I must. It is what pushes me..."

"I must. It is what pushes me to take a look at me diddies." :eek:

"Gods are..."

"Gods are...as clean as an Elven arse"

"I am so smart. S M R T-I mean,..."

"I am so smart. S M R T-I mean, it's me, Imoen."

"I've nicked a..."

"I've nicked a...nab, you'll first have to give up the socket money"

"I can make whatever you wish for a wee little bit more than..."

"I can make whatever you wish for a wee little bit more than Anomen, Warrior-Priest of Helm"

Sadly, his trade-in value is virtually nil. :lol: :shake:

"Who be thee? Servants of..."

"Who be thee? Servants of...Jan Jansen at your service"

"I am very pleased with the progress this ill-conceived..."

"I am very pleased with the progress this ill-conceived... Vagrent yes we need more of these."

"Your an adventurer arnt you? I always..."

"Your an adventurer arnt you? I always passed out by the turnip still in the corner." :beer:

"I am one of the few who are..."

"I am one of the few who are...Hot butta!"

"You feel lucky, ..."

"You feel lucky, +12 Hackmaster?"

"I might practice some enchantment spells on..."

"I might practice some enchantment spells on...Anomen, warrior priest of Helm"

"Those the gods wish to destroy they first..."

"Those the gods wish to destroy they first ... CRUSH!"

Eww :D

"I need a swig of some ..."

"I need a swig of some ...gutter water *grumble*"

Bleurgh :sick: :shake:

"Queer things have been..."

"Queer things have been right behind me, right?" :eek:

"Watch as I swallow flaming..."

"Watch as I swallow flaming...diddeys"

Nice. :shake:

"Montaron! You are so..."

"Montaron! You are so... properly cleansed and balanced"

"I do what I must when..."

"I do what I must when ol' Puffguts would tell me a story."

"This is the planar sphere here in the slums. We must find..."

"This is the planar sphere here in the slums. We must find...Anomen, warrior priest of Helm"

No we musn't! :evil:

"Awww, I broke..."