Hey Doods!
Put your fave lilracor (the talking sword) quotes here!
A particular one of mine is "I Looooovvee the smell of daisies in the morining"
lol
Isnt there supposed to be a naplam where daises is?

And this is for my Granny who said i would never amount to anything more than a butter knife!

and.........

I love the smell of daisys in the morning!

does anyone know where to get the wav files for it, and minsc too :D

nice to have in a windows theme ;) :)

You can probably get a wav converter off the net

Quote: "Mmmm tastes like Chicken"
And "napalm" is the real subsitute, it's from that Coppola movie that is based on Joseph Conrad's "Heart of Darkness". I can't remember the name of the movie right now.

"Swing harder, swing harder, swing harder!!"

Oooooohhhhh! Throw a coin in that fountain!


Edit: Oh yea, now Captain of a Gibberling horde...watch your knees...

[This message has been edited by Captain Spud (edited June 02, 2001).]

Haha! A funny thing happened to me when I played today!
POSSIBLE SPOILER FOR THOSE NEW TO THE GAME!

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I was at the Umar hills, and I talked to the guy standing by the river. He told me that his "fellow" farmers had hidden something inside their chickens and I went there starting to shop them little feathered bodies to pieces. Lirarcor then started to shout; "Let´s see what´s inside this one! Heheh!"
That was cool as hell :D

Apocolypse Now with Marlon Brando and Martin Sheen, BTW.

I may be an intelligent sword, but i've had no formal Edumacation :cool:

the ability to speak does not mean you are intelligent

you know.. my brother, he was a +12 hackmaster!

[This message has been edited by Lokken (edited June 02, 2001).]

Thanks Lestatpoet I could remember a lot about the movie just not the name. Figures.
And on the subject: how's that quote go when the sword talks about being a "second rate pig poker"?

Have you any advice, oh Holy sword? - PC

Yes!. Find someone rich. Then kill him. Find someone richer and kill him too! Hack an' slash your way to fortune - wohoo! - Sword

I don't chop wood, I'm not an axe.

Let's see what Korgan says to that one.

You people must really be bored.............

So wat???? who cares its funnnnnnn!!!! hehe :D
i dont remember this much but let me see... oh i think this is one:
BOOOOORRRRINNNGG-sword

The sword said..."Let's...kill that over there!"...there was nobody in the room but Minsc and my sorcerer; so the damned sword suggested Minsc to kill me. :eek: How kind!

[This message has been edited by TIN_MAN (edited June 06, 2001).]

This is the whole list of Lilarcor's annoyings (SPAM+SPOILER :p):

Boring state:
1. I may be an intelligent sword, but I've had no formal edumication.
2. Can we go kill something now, huh?
3. How about now? No?
4. Come on let's kill something NOW!
5. mmmm.... now?
6. What about now?
7. Now? Please? Pretty please?
8. I don't know what you were expecting, but as a sword I'm pretty one-dimensional in what I want.
9. Can we go whack something now?
10. Let's whack something eeeeevvvvillllll....
11. Why don't we go kill that over there?
12. You know, I was a Moonblade once.
13. You really need to clean me. I like to shine!
14. Are we going to kill something now, maybe? Huh?
15. You know, my last owner always said I was sharp and edgy. He was such an ass.
16. I don't chop wood. I am not an axe.
17. Now! Now! Kill something now!! Yeah!
18. Booooo-ring!
19. (sigh)
20. (double sigh)
21. Wanna go kill that over there? C'mon, let's kill somthin'!

Active State:
1. You deal, I'll cut!
2. Let's see what's inside this one! Yeah!
3. Come get some! Boo-yah!
4. Choke up, dolt, your grip is all wrong!
5. Hands up, kiddies, who wants to die?!
6. Mmmm... tastes like chicken!
7. Sissy fighter! You grab, I'll scratch!
8. Muwahahaha-ha-ha!!
9. You can't be serious!
10. Ooo, that'll leave a mark!
11. Murder! Death!! KILL!!!
12. Who's your daddy!
13. We got a gusher!
14. Are YOU talking to ME?!!
15. Some of my finest work!
16. I'm the best at what I do, and what I do ain't pretty!
17. Yeah! Hit it! Hit it again!
18. I am invincible! Invincible, I say!
19. Wouldn't it be cool if you could dual-wield me?
20. YOINK! Got yer nose!
21. My brother is a +12 Hackmaster!
22. I love the smell of daisies in the morning!
23. Swing harder! Swing harder!!
24. Bring 'em on! I ain't done!
25. Oh yeah!
26. Let's dance!
27. Kill it! Kill it quick before they're all gone!
28. Kill kill kill! Yeah! Cool!!
29. ...and this one's for grandma, who said I'd never amount to anything more than a butterknife!!
30. Hot butta!
31. You feel lucky, punk?
32. Oooh, I'm shaking! Haha!
33. Oooh, throw a coin in that fountain! Hahaha!


I ruined your fun? I did? *evil grin* MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! :p

Your just a big meanie :p

Awesome Work Extremist. Hehe...