Basically, it's like the Quote game over at Whatnots, only this one's limited to BG2 and ToB characters, and you're not allowed to use too generic quotes (like, "can I ask you a question?") and nor are you allowed to use banters, because then it would be too hard. It doesn't have to be from joinable NPCs.
Try this one, it should be rather easy.

"Shut up! No questions! Make an appointment! The Coordinator speaks to no one! No one... speaks the co-ordinator..."

Wanev, when you speak to him at the Asylum.

Yep. Correct. Now post another quote...

Ah, got it. Winner pots next quote. Here ya go:

Yes! You know that his cruelty knows no bounds! Why, just the other day he pulled three of my toenails for miscasting a cantrip!

Bonus points for knowing who he/she is talking about.

One of Xzar's apprentices when you do the quest to get into the Harper base.

His name is Prebeck, and he is obviously referring to Xzar.

Here's two quotes I came up with. One's easy, but I really like it, the other is a little more difficult:

"Ah hell. I'll be below deck, securing the ah something."

"Well the most obvious answer would be 'from an elephant.'"

[ July 18, 2003, 21:57: Message edited by: Aldeth the Foppish Idiot ]

First quote is Saemon Havarian; second is Bel the merchant from the Bridge murders.

Alright then, who has the limerick:

"There once was a warrior true,
With the sense knocked out of him, too.
But in a hamster he found,
Some wisdom profound,
And now where goes he goes his Boo!"

Crazy Celvin, the limmerick master!
What about:
"Ahhh...my head spins with sullen fire and strange, lurid notions instead of memories. But...what is this?"

That's too easy, it's Haer'Dalis!

"Oh look, a rock! How interesting!" :D :rolling:

Edwin when you ask him to wait in the Pocket Plane ;)

My quote is:

"Many a strange thing i have seen in my time! But the events of the last few minutes tops them all!"

Garren Windspear, after killing the paladins. Next:

Why, Lord Keldorn! You've jumped into a river to avoid me, before, and here you are! Have you... changed your mind? (chuckle)

Ermmmm damn! I have seen this one before i know it! Just cant think :\

*stumped*

Hmm... I think it's that one guy who was having an affair with Keldorn's wife Maria. Forgot the guy's name, though. Hmm...

Isn't it that lady...outside the Firecam manor...Lady O...Ophalia?

Sorry, that was a tough one. It's a bit unfair to people who never take Keldorn, especially since that's also a random line, i.e. you don't always get the line even if you have Keldorn.

Deathmage got it, though. It's Oriana from the Gubment district, near Keldorn's home.

Oh, that's a hard quote, but her name is Oriana, and she's not a lady, she's more of like a really high price call girl for the nobles. Does that mean that I go next?

Deathmage or DarkGoddess, whichever one of you posts first goes next ;)

Since I got the name wrong, DarkGoddess can go ahead.

Okay, since she haven't posted anything for a while, try this rather simple one:

"We can use whatever help we can get these days."

[ July 20, 2003, 08:33: Message edited by: Deathmage ]

Stumped! There are too many people who want you to help them. :p

Heh, good point. I'll give a hint, however. That line is voiced and is said when you right-click on the NPC.

Bodhi maybe?

"We can use whatever help we can get these days." - Guildmistress Busya in Trademeet :)

Here's mine: "Though you can take the leopard far from the jungles, he still has his stripes"

:)

Sounds like summat that stupid bugger of a NPC Cernd would say, not sure when tho, hmph

Since Pal didn't reply, I'll post a quote...this one should again be easy.
"Death comes for you, feel it's icy breathe!"

I know this one, but i can't think where... The underdark, perhaps? I think one of the drow use it as their battlecry, or is it a cleric's battelcry?

i guess it could be adalon (hostile).

One of the followers of the ***** Queen, mayhaps?

Is it Mother Ardulace? The sound when you attack her.

Sarevok, most likely.

I'm sorry I didnt reply in time :o , Morsmordre is correct

Erm.. That was it, right? Should I post a quote or not?

Yes, its your turn :)

Yah, mon. Well, I can't honestly say that I remember so many quotes, so I'll make it VERY easy for ya'll.

"One has lot's of time for reflection while waiting for THE ENDLESS WAVES OF BAD DOGGIE WEREWOLF MONSTERS THAT CHEW YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP!!"

One of my personal favourites...

Is it Dradeel? In the Asylum?

Yah, mon. So, lion, boom yer qwaztion to da masses

Pardon?

nm...

"My lung! It's flopping all over the dirt! Damn..."

It's a sound played when you speak to them.

Ha HA!! That's a beggar for certain.

Indeed it is.

Ok, what about this?

In a quite dirty manner:
"I'm sure you're wondering what the nose is all about. It's quite large...even for us gnomes, eh?"

Jans' Grandad. Papa Jenson or something?

Nope. Somebody else want to try their luck or should I start giving out clues?

Ergh...I know this one...can't remember...

Oh, and the quote I posted was indeed Sarevok.

Clue: It's something as strange as a gnomish gigolo(!). What the hell were the guys at Bioware smoking, anyway?

I can't remember his name, but he's in the area as the fallen paladins! ARGH!! :bang:

Clue2: His name ends with "the 'Companion'"

PS. If you want to (and I know you do) have the answer and skip this quote, just go ahead and tell me.

Gnomish Gigolo?!
Wow, gee, I've never known about this. Wonder what Jan has to say about it.

Jans' related to him! I just can't remember his name.

Okay, I know his name now, but I cheated...so...anyone else?

Is his name Bertrand or something?

I think that's right - Bertrand The Companion (??)

Ok, I'll continue...

"You, you wouldn't hurt a gnome would you?"

I'm VERY late, but yes, it was Bertrand the 'Companion'.

EDIT: Oh, and I think that's a generic gnome.

Actually I meant someone else, but it might also be a generic gnome...

I've heard that from just about every generic gnome in the game, though I do recall the occasional "named" gnome saying that when clicking on them. One that immediately comes to mind is the one in the planar prison when you go to rescue Haer'Dalis.

Anyway, who gets the next quote?

Dreadlocks?

Sorry about that bad quote...

And yeah, Dreadlocks gets the next one...

"Have you ever seen a seagull in the eye?
They are evil there."

Spelling can be -and most likely is- wrong, but oh well...

Again, I apologize for being so late.
There are those who will know when you've answered right so go on with the quotes, as I have some time-keping problems right now.

BLAH! It's that sailor/halfling that shoots down Seagulls and offends Aerie.

I think his name begins with B...

*smack, bump*

Alright. It's been a while, so I'll post up a quote...
"I could truly set you on fire, if you wish."

This one I know, Jaheira shooting down whats-his-name in the Copper Coronet.

I think his name is Salvanas. I love all his lines for the women - especially if your PC is female.

Yep, it's Jaheira's interjection to Salvanas. Either Kam or Spelladonna post up the next one.

Okay, here goes:

"Eek! The commoner is speaking to me again! What should I do? Shoo... shoo, shoo!" :)

Would this be Nalia's mother?

Nope.

1st of thats Nalia's aunt. hmm........ the sculpter? (cant think of his name off the top of my head).

Huh uh.

Some knobs in the Government District, I'm sure

One of the two nobles sitting down near the flying machine in the Promenade??

Perhaps a hint is in order. Somewhere in the Bridge District...

Ah, yes! One of those two nobles at the bottom-middle part of the Bridge district, with a bunch of guards around them?
Can't remember their names...been a while since I last played BG2. A week at least.

Lady Elgea :p
i can't remember anyone else from the bridge district

It's Lady Diana!!

So who goes next, me or Deathmage? :hmm:

[ August 16, 2003, 16:55: Message edited by: Aldazar ]

Lady Diana is right, as for who goes next, I don't know. I guess you if you had the name first.

Aldazar, then.

Thanks guys :)
I'm a newbie but I'll try my best!

"I be fresh from the sailing ship, I am. Recently come from the Moonshaes. Arr, choppy seas it is"

[ August 17, 2003, 16:40: Message edited by: Aldazar ]

It's a guy in Brynnlaw.

I'm thinking it's a random line from the unnamed pirates there, but it could also be from one with a name.

Nay! It's Br...Brelm! In the Adventure's Mart!

Yours Deathmage. And here I thought it would be a little more difficult! :sosad:

Okay...

"This is going to hurt you a LOT more than me!"

Aerie when you ask her to attack someone I believe.

Yep! Post the next quote, please.

OK, here goes:

"I am not interested in your 'turf'. It is only proof of your limited mind that you think this is so"

That's one of the fallen paladins; not Anarg, but his 2nd in command. Name escapes me. Reynald? Ryland maybe?

Reynaud de Chatillon.

Eh, I was close. Always was bad with names.

Thats right!

Spelladonna, our turn :D

I hope this isn't too easy....

"You will respect my authority!!"

I'll guess its Edwin. Right?

Nope - not Edwin.

Tiax then?

Nope, not Tiax either.

edit - geez, this must have been tougher than I thought it would be

edit - hmmm didn't think this would be that tough. Do I resort to hints or have I stumped the panel?

[ August 21, 2003, 13:16: Message edited by: Spelladonna ]

Hmm.... I am not sure but is it Lillacor?

uhh eric cartman? just kidding. a generic amnish soldier?

No to both -- and I was wondering when someone was going to say Eric Cartman.

Sorry folks - didn't think this would be that difficult.

Ok here's a hint (albeit a small one). It is associated with a PC stronghold quest.

Someone of the Roenals (Isaea)
Or maybe Nalia's aunt, Lady Delcia??
Damn, this is hard :eek:

No, but good guesses. Now that I think about it that does sound like something Isaea would say and Nalia's aunt, while a snobby b**ch, is all about station; not authority.

Hmmm... one of the Paladins at the Radiant Heart?

A kid in Imnesvale? :D

Interestingly enough, you are both on the right track.

It's that noble (baron?) guy in the bar in Imnesvale. You meet him in that paladin stronghold quest thingie. Don't know his name though.

:thumb: That's who it is... Baron Metrich. It's the last thing he says before the fight breaks out with the party.

Your turn, Nocturnal.

Hmm, didn't expect such a quick answer. Now I don't know any tough quotes. Ow well,

Well, I remember that at the time he summoned me a spear was being driven through his chest. So I suppose when he yelled "Guard my chest" he could've had that one in mind.

Easy-peasy but I like it.

Is that the beholder in the Shaghuan City (fish people)?

Yep, your turn again.

Maybe this one will not be quite so hard.

"Best you make peace with your demons, before I send you to meet 'em"

I know that, I know that :eek:
Aarrgh, I know it's a woman, but i forgot who.
Drow city, maybe??
Damn, i suck at this.

:lol: Well, that narrows it down to 1/2 of Faerun. :lol:

If it helps any, yes it is a female. And no, it's not Drow -- female or otherwise.

Are you sure it's not the Matron Mother or Phaere?? :p
If not so, I give up.

If either of them said it, I'm not aware of it. I have only heard one person say this and it was neither the Matron Mother nor Phaere.

Isn't that a generic female quote?
Anyway, I think that chick upstairs at the Crooked Crane says that.

Isn't that Revianne, the chick that you have to fight in Jaheira's quest?

@Deathmage - like I said before I have only heard one female say this line and it is not random.

@DarkGoddess - hmmm... since I have never had to fight Revianne, I can't say, with 100% surety, that she hasn't said that line. If I remember the voice, though, Revianne does not have a very high voice whereas the one person I have heard say this line does have a fairly high voice w/ a bit of an accent.

Aha, the Umar Witch!!!(?)

Nope - although it is a woman in a cave that says it

Now I know.
Umar Hills-> Temple Ruins -> Anath
Right??
Or did Daephon just say that? :(

Yep - it's Anath. :thumb:

Your turn, Blast.

Yeehaw :p
Here goes nothing:

"The fair folk rarely have time for small talk"

The Elhan bastard maybe.

Some elfguy. It's not just one guy who says it, right?

No - lots of male elves say that.

I don't know about Elhan,...
But try to find a guy in Ankathla who sais that sentence.
That will count as the solution. :rolleyes:

Salvanas says it...

That's correct :D
Your turn...

Hmm...

"What is it?"

Sounds like something I heard Anomen's father, Lord Cor, say once....

Although I was thinking of Mae'Var when I posted that, Lord Cor does indeed say it, so your turn, Spelladonna!

This one is WAY too easy, but it's the only one I can think of right now.

"If I must live like this, then your life will be as much a hell as mine"

I think its Jaheira or Aerie ?

No, it is neither of them.

Imoen?

Nope

Nalia ?

Viconia?

No, not Nalia or Viconia. It is a female, so everyone is on the right path.

Viconia?

- edit -
split second late hey? :doh:

Edwina

Yep - it's Edwina.

Your turn.

OK, how about this one - possibly too hard, but there's a hint with the name being used.

The wizard killed Suna in such an offhand fashion ... he cared not a spit for her life. Doesn’t he deserve to suffer for it?

Actually that's a banter between 2 NPC's so it technically doesn't count as a fair quote. By quote I assume you mean you actually have to hear the voice of the person say it during the game - not just text.

How about this: Exactly what I am looking for.

I'm asuming that your first quote is probably Valygar, with his hatred of mages and magic, but that's me just taking a really good guess.

As to your second one, I think that it's Mae'var. Could be wrong though.

I do believe DarkGoddess got both of them correct.

Aldeth: Your first quote. Is it really in the game? I stumbled across it with the BG2 TLK Editor, but I highly doubt it's actually in the game, since all Suna Seni does is give you a nifty Arbane Short Sword+2. However, I do know that as one of Valygar's quests, which was probably cut along with the Haer'Dalis quest and the somebody stealing Boo quest, you encounter his old girlfriend Suna. That banter was between Cernd and Valygar, I believe.

And the second quote is really "Edwin has been telling me you are, at the very least, compotent. Fairly good at the sneaksman's trade, but a little ham-fisted when you fight. Exactly what I'm looking for.", right?

Both correct - sorry about the time delay in responding. I think you guys are in different time zones than me based on the times of your messages.

And yes, Deathmage gave the complete quote. I only gave one sentence for the difficulty factor.

so, who goes?

DarkGoddess, since you got it right. First.

since noone have answered or posted here for a time ill just post a quote.

"My axe is red i say, RED"

That would be Bruenor Battlehammer, in the drizzt encounter.

O.K. found one:

"I am one of the few who are chosen"

[ September 04, 2003, 20:38: Message edited by: Apeman ]

That mage in the Adventurers Mart looking for salamander dust?

Is that not just a generic Cowled Wizard?

isnt it keldorn who says it?

It's a generic quote.
But Tolgerias says it the most.

well, guess the next quote is yours :)

I heard it from Tolgerias indeed, so go for it deathmage.

Okay, what about...

"Yes, yes, you have my attention."

Jan Jansen ?

Nope.

That's a generic noble.

Nope.

Damn! I know this one aswell! Just can't think :confused:

Someone tell us the answer before I go mad! :p :mad:

Should I perhaps PM you the answer, Morsmodre? I know how frustrating it is when you know something but can't remember.

Yes please Death Mage :D

I better put my most padded clothes on aswell because I know i'll kick myself when you tell me the answer :rolleyes:

Edwin perhaps?

I concur with daephon

Both wrong! :shake:

sounds like maevar to me :)

it could be keldorn or anemon too

[ September 08, 2003, 09:48: Message edited by: Death Whisper ]

No, no and no.

mm.....that sculpturist you must get all that illitium for?

Nope.

hmm...i remember the line, but not who it was who said it :p

Ok, this is going to drive me mad. :bang:

The only person I can think of (well that hasn't been mentioned yet) is Renal Bloodscalp.

Tolgeiras again or???

I remember the line as well.

Is it Anomen?

No, all wrong...

Let me give a hint. The line is voiced.

Drizzt Do'urden.

Quote:
"That's what that sound was. I thought there must be a wounded seal giving birth somewhere on board."

I just want to clarify that Beren got it right.

Saemon Havarian?

or is it one of those pirates that says it?

bah, have probably heard or read it somewhere, but my memory is lousy :p

Nope, not Saemon Havarian, or any of his crew.

Just a hunch, but is it Captain Bob Holmes?

Sorry, but no.

Cernd maybe?

This is a shot in the dark, but Viccy?

Keep trying. :)

Bohdi?

Minsc?

Hmm........that artist you must get that illithium for?

Renal bloodscalp?

Anomen?

Desharik?

Sounds like something Korgan would say.

Sime?

Keep trying. :) :p

Jan?

Well, I guess I should have read the original post more carefully. It's a Jaheira banter directed at Korgan. My apologies to everybody. :o

It's alright, now...hmm, Beren can post another quote...

"I had thought of having you whipped for the pleasure of watching you sweat, but the whim has passed."

Not Phaere?

That was my guess as well, but I just took a look at Phaere's dialogue file, and that line is nowhere in it.

It is Phaere, though my wording may be a little off. Next.

Not fair!!, those who don't have the English version of the game are in disadvantage :cry: !!,

Nevermind, spit your next question!!

So it's chevalier's turn?


EDIT: Well, since I didn't see any new posts I'll take over:

"You needn't stretch your brain thinkin', I be sure it's a name you haven't heard."

[ September 23, 2003, 17:05: Message edited by: Nocturnal Nomad ]

Gaelin Bayle (or however it's spelled)

Yeah, you're right (glad someone responds).
Fire away!

We should all feel stupid for not getting Beren's original quote. As he was the author, using the policy "When in doubt choose Jaheira" usually works.

This might be a little too easy, but we'll see.

"Awfully familiar with that pointer aren't you? And after only one drink too."

Volo.

Yep - it's Volo.

Your turn.

No new quote for months, so here's a softball:

"Find someone rich, and kill them. Then find someone richer, and kill them too!"

[edit]: woohoo! new gem!

That is of course Lilarcor.

I can't think of anything right now.

Edit: bahahahaha!

"My mentor always said: "See the spoon, see the spoon." But I only saw frogs."

@Xei Win Toh

My favourite... Lilacor!

"My old master used to say i'm sharp and Edgy.. He was such an ass!" :D

My turn? =)

@Sparhawk

Damn you and your faster typing capabilities! :D

hmm, reminds me of some apprentice etc. mage, but can't get the name up.. :mad:

[ November 14, 2003, 17:05: Message edited by: Grandalf the Green Sorcerer ]

@Sparhawk: Isn't that Kruin the Githyanki Wild Mage, who assaults you in Athkatla in chapter 6 if you have the silver sword blade?

Yes. He's great :)

Go ahead.

Here we go then:
"Ahhhh! The indignity! The insufferable indignity!!"

Boo!

No, not Boo...

Sounds like something Edwin would say...

Not Edwin either...

Hmmm, sounds like Sarevok.

Keldorn?

It's not a joinable NPC.

Its Uncle Lester from the Graveyard District.

Is it Nalias' Aunt?

Morsmodre is right. Go.

Hmmm.... i'm struggling to find a quote that has not yet been used :confused:

Ermmm... an easy one but...

"Hmmm... it seems the wards have weakened enough to allow the riff-raff in. An ice-storm trap next time?"

Sion, in the Guarded Compound.

Hehe, too easy ;)

Go ahead.

How about this one:

"Fairly warned be thee, says I"

I have obsolutely no clue! I wouldn't dare hazard a guess!

Any clues? :confused:

It appears above the guy's head.
He's not really related to any quest or so.
Can't really think of anything that's not a major giveaway.

Ah! The dwarf pirate on the pirate isle. Forgot his name, it was "Pirate <something>" possibly Bob.

I'm right! Don't argue! Just played that part! :p

"Of course, this time is a little closer than I normally like to get. But don't worry about me... I always find a way to get out of these tight situations."

What about this: "Yes, I'm still here!!"

Bloodscalp. Thief guildmaster (not shadowmaster).

I think Valygar says that aswell?

BTW: The answer to Abominations is Volo I think. In Saradush.

Valygar is "I'm here" not "Yes, I'm still here".

However you're right about Volo :)

Actually, Valygar's dialog file does contain a line that says "I'm still here."

Not sure if that is who was meant, but he does say that.

So... who's next?

Abomination, but I'll post one tonight if he doesn't.

Ohh, better beat you to it.
Hmmm...

"Let's go kill something... soon." However you have to put this in context because there are two occasions when this person says something like this, however only once is it exactly as the quote.

Lilacor I believe says that.

Nope, the sword is more demanding. He's more "Let's go kill something now!"
Try again.

I'd say Sarevok.

Korgan ?! :) maybe

It's defintely sarevok after a long and admiitedly delirious monologue by Minsc about Boo's qualities. One of my favourite ToB dialogues :)

Sarevok is correct, however Lacessit was able to put it into context. Yet I'm thinking he shouldn't be allowed it after calling a coversation between two people a 'monologue'...

Well, it's Sarevok starting off a monologue by Minsc. I'll just post something ridiculously easy and then there' can't be any row ;)

"Did some nursery class assault your face with blue pastels?"

Another favorite of mine as well :D

Thats a tough one haven't the faintest. Care to share a clue?

I'll give a bit more of the quote: "That tattoo, does it have tribal significance or did some nursery class assault your face with blue pastels"

It's two party-NPC banter if that's any help. One of whom should by now be very clear (albeit not the speaker)

Viconia, IIRC, to Minsc...

very correct, your go I'd say

Here's an easy one:
Life... is sooo hollow.

A joinable NPC. ;)

btw,
Lacessit you wouldn't happen to know anyone named Rinox or Tribe, would you?

It wouldn't perchance be Xan now would it? I can't think of anyone else...

And eerrrr, yes Scythesong I do know the individuals referred to, but god knows what happened to Tribe... Check your pm's...

Yep, it's Xan alright. He'll join you if you go through the tutorial... :)

Your go again, Las.

uuuhm lemme think of another good one.

OK, I can only come up with:
'Pardon me while my head implodes'

That wouldn't be Edwin, would it?

Nope, not Edwin... Way too humble for Edwin ;)