Me bust out of jail, kill lots mephits.
Me watch wizard go crazy and get take away with little sister.
Me fight with thieves and mages and dragons and such. Make lot money. Grate fun!
Me go sailing on pretty boat.
Me have wierd dream with daddy in it.
Me fight more undeds and such. Solve crazy riddles.
Me go under the dark. Kill many drow. haha! No more drow left!
Me kill crazy vampire woman (no thanks to Drizzt who piss off when fighting brake out).
Me go to suldarelsl... solderanesell.... suldanaressel... big tree house full of elves. Kill golems and dragons and such.
Me go hell. Have grate time!
Me kill crazy wizard mentioned above.
Me kill crazy sister with black reaver friends. Nasty buggers.
Me kill crazy brother in Saladush... Saraduff... Saladbar... argh! stupid town somewheres!
Me kill crazy brother who is big fatty fire giant.
Me kill crazy drow sister.
Me kill crazy monk brother.
Me kill crazy priestess of bahll... bahhl... baal... dad.
Me win! Hooray!

STATS:
I was very strong and I had a big sword. And a bag full of shiny rocks which I collected on my way.

(If you like my story I have many more, including one about a surly dwarf named King Havak the Imbicile).

Hilarious! Do write more.

One of the shortest, probably the shortest, of all the BG2 tales I've read... Yet one of the funniest. Very good!

short and sweet

cool story Mirkwood:)

funny
*me dies of laughing*

Pure brilliance! The simple things in life ARE often the best.... I can't wait to see more from you!

Me think you all taking the piss but that no nevermind. Me go sit on dad's big chair now and play god.

(PS: There's a major error in my story above... I left someone alive!)

Yes. Named Abazigal. Pretty hard to win without killing him...