Not like the one word story because you'll actually be writing a sentence.
Other requirments:
1)The story needs to revolve around the people who post in SP.2)You may only add one sentence at a time.
3)By posting, you agree that you can be referenced to in future posts.
4) Try to keep the story line in the spirit of the CRPG games.
I'll start with the first sentence.

A funny thing happened to Elios on his way to the city of Baldur's Gate.

By funny, I of course mean funny heehee, like little schoolgirl laughter at something ridiculous, not like a joke or something, because, well, that'd be silly.

You see, he was walking there alright, but suddenly he was unsure why he was going.

Then, out of the blue, a man in wizards clothes appeared, his name was Taluntain, his offer: to tell Elios why he was going, the price: undying loyalty to his realm Sorcerers Place.

(this belongs in CS)

[ January 20, 2003, 12:27: Message edited by: Aikanaro ]

Elios was much afraid and cowered in fright.

"Do not be frightened weak one!" Said Tal in the booming voice of a mage showing off

Then another creature cane from the shadows, wielding a scimitar, his hair was long and blonde his clothes where black and a 6 foot Bunny followed him!

"Help! Help! There's a horny bunny after me!" Screamed the figure from the shadows

Then they suddenly disappeared in a flash of the ridiculous.

The cook from the Friendly Arm came puffing around the corner, carving knife in hand, and wheezed "Where'd he go?! The king ordered hassenfeffer!"

"Why, they dissapeared ridiculously," said Elios in stunned amazement, looking the part of the idiot

Somebody came out of the bushes. It was Eze.

"Don't be afraid of Tal, Elios. He's a nice guy."

Tal suddenly intervened "Just remember to spell correctly or I will make you regret it"

He just has a phobia to homosexual rampant rabbits! He'll probably be back in 2 minutes and 37 seconds.
Oh, he's back already and was commenting on my spelling. Oh well, shows how much some of us pay attention to him (don't mean it really)!!

[ January 20, 2003, 15:59: Message edited by: Intentioner of the Damned ]

The three of them agreed to join forces, the road to Baldur's Gate is long and fraught with many dangers.

Rallymama sheathed her cooking knife and took off her apron as she stepped up, saying "Someone will have to keep you kids well-fed and out of trouble on the road."

[COMMENT: Might this be more fun it we could make contributions concerning only other SP'ers, not ourselves?]

[ January 20, 2003, 19:48: Message edited by: Rallymama ]

As the trio began to walk to the city, Tal pulled out a quill and ink and said, "Before I take one step further, you must sign a testimony that you have read and understand the Rules & FAQ's of the Realms. If you refuse, I shall cast my Ban upon you."

or even worse I'll PLAQUE you!!

Drizzt suddenly made a cameo appearance, and Tal killed him, 'cos cameos suck, and Tal is amazing with magic and stuff.

There is a rustling in the bushes behind them and out falls Sniper who squeaks "Join us! Join us! Join us!"

Unfortenately Sniper is butnekid, "us" Tal asks, "or are you referring to your.... nevermind"

[ January 20, 2003, 21:07: Message edited by: Morgoth ]

The troupe of....well, too many people to count...heads merrily towards Baldur's Gate, little realizing that they never answered Tal's question.

[ January 20, 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: Dragon's Jewel ]

Just then, from out of the shadows steps three members of the Idiot of the Week Theives' Guild.

Fortunately, those three members can't communicate well due to their extensive use of |33t and eventually stumble over their own plaques.

The protagonists - Elios, Tal, Eze, Rallymama, and Sniper - walk on towards Baldur's Gate, unaware that a gigantic block of Jello™ is falling at rapid velocity toward the city.

(Will they come in to save the day? Will they?)

[ January 20, 2003, 22:49: Message edited by: C'Jakob ]

Tarsakh relized he was hungry.

The five wanderers wondered why such a random interjection had been made, it's meaning for the group and the falling block of jello, now just seen in the western sky, and whether, by the very grace of God, this sentence would ever end.

The party attempts to disbelieve that there is a blob af Jello heading towards them

Sniper looks up, sees the blob of Jello and mutters "Tea time" before scrambling in another bush and finding some boxers to put on.

Unfortunatly the blob of jello was quite real and splattered everyone in it.

Everyone else picks themselves out of the mesh only to see Sniper eating it mummering 'Tea ... new clothes!' On inspection, he has also found some new clothes to wear.

Unfortunatly for those around him these clothes are in fact merely parts of the bush he emerged from

Suddenly from out of nowhere a group of men come jumping into the picture. "we'rrrre the spanish inquisition! Do you or do you not admit to having been splattered by a large yellow cube of jelly?"

Sniper spins around and shows them what few people would ever hope to see, his scrawny buttocks

Tal casts a fireball at the group and the flash - reflected from Sniper's lily-white bottom - blinds the Spanish Inquisition so that the party can actually make some progress down the road.

Actually, the Inquisition was blinded as soon as they saw Sniper's rear, Tal just likes to take the credit, but lets get on with it, shall we?

As the sun began to melt the Jello a cloud of locust began to center on the town, darkening the sky and obscuring the groups' vision ... in the distance they could hear a mighty voice shouting, "Let my people go or the plague of Tapioca will fall upon the city!"

Just then, they heard a stomping in the distance, and there appeared the tiger from Black and White. Having seen his God manage food-stuffs such as tapioca in his training, he knew exactly what to do!

Sniper walks up to the tiger, smiles and shows his buttocks. 10 minutes later, Sniper is clad in a tiger's outfit. "Lets go"

Just then, Dragon's Jewel jumped out of a nearby drainage ditch, shrieked "What about the freaking tapioca!" and quickly squelched off.

Their mission now clear before them - get to Baldur's Gate and free the oppressed people before the Plague of Tapioca could descend - the group followed Dragon Jewel's wet footprints along the road.

A diseased gibberling ran screaming from the hills, waving his teddy bear.

Morgoth appeared out of nowhere and ran after the diseased gibberling with the teddybear else he would get nightmares sleeping all alone

(*hint* *hint*)

only to be stopped by Tal & friends

[ January 21, 2003, 23:13: Message edited by: Morgoth ]

The quintrio leaves the unbelieving heretic Morgoth to his teddy bear. The group (possibly including Morgoth) continues walking, reaching a sign that reads, Baldur's Gate: 42 miles, leaving them to wonder who walks exactly 42 miles from Baldur's Gate to plant a sign, then walks back another 42 miles.

[ January 21, 2003, 23:34: Message edited by: C'Jakob ]

The Diseased Gibberling runs after Morgoth with the teddy beat screaming "give me back my mother!"

Dragon Jewel squelches back to bop the diseased gibberling on the head, because, honestly, how many diseased gibberlings does the world really need?

Rallymama rolled her eyes and muttered, "Raisins. We're going to need LOTS of raisins..."

Tal casts Summon Raisins and millions of raisins fall from the sky

The group paused for a minute as they realized that they would need something large, and probably unweildy, to get the raisins the 42 miles to Baldur's Gate.

Fortunately, Rallymama had packed one of those amazing fold up giant hats, for when whe got to the Baldur's Gate auditorium, so she could block everyones' view.

She got the hat out and it immediately unfolded.

(I hoped the tiger would cast lightning on the village and the party would be on the run from the forces of good AND evil. Mmm, lots of fighting!!)

[ January 22, 2003, 10:54: Message edited by: Intentioner of the Damned ]

The diseased Gibblering goes "ouch! you aint my mother!" and bites Dragon Jewl on the thigh before chasing Morgoth.

Morgoth runs with his arms flailing wildly and runs straight into Sniper who was doing something he often mentioned in a certain other story...

Then again a creature came from the shadows, wielding a scimitar, his hair was long and blonde his clothes where black and a 6 foot tall Bunny followed him! I'm Back! He said, who of your morons made me disapear? You shall feel the wrat of my Bunny!

But the wrathfull bunny flees with a high sqeeking voice the moment he sees what sniper is doing.....

'Hey where are you going' said the scimitar wielding man, then he looks at morgoth crashing into sniper, 'what the....' said the very confused man

Dragon Jewel looks up momentarily and snaps at the man "Look, I've just been bitten by a diseased gibberling, I had to muddle around all day in a drainage ditch waiting just so I could say one line, and I don't even want to know why they keep asking Sniper what he's doing. Would you mind terribly just zarking off?"

Sniper zarked off. Everyone shielded their eyes.

:p

(sorry, buddy, too irresistable)

"Oh! that was a goodie! ... Morgoth! Ouch! Dammit! I'm not that way inclined! Get off!" Sniper heaves himself up and a knocked out Morgoth slumps to the floor. "Tiger's aint always fluffy!"

The sudden, sickly sweet smell of a *lot* of tapioca hit our heros' olfactory systems, quickly reminding them of the trouble at ahnd.

Just then, the ranger of the party (insert name) catches a glimpse of a large being through the trees, in the distance.

It immediately becomes clear that the situation could get sticky, for it was a tapioca elemental. It was this that was controlling the cloud of tapioca hanging over the town.

Elios, who has remained relatively silent through this little expedition until now, speaks,"You know raisins and whip cream would go good with the tapioca pudding...we've got the raisins, I bet Sniper has a can of whip cream stored somewhere."

Eze's eyes light up at the mention of whipped anything and she starts poking about with her staff; meanwhile, Rallymama reaches into the pocket of her Apron of Holding and pulls out a +3 whisk and a mixing bowl large enough to double as a shield.

At which point, a mage/thief emerged from Rallymama's apron - his name, Intentioner.
"Wow, i never thought i'd get out of there alive after i crawled in there, following the smell of raisins!"
As you can see, his thief skills weren't quite up there with those of the guild, having only recently dual classed.

The elemental ate Sniper.

:p

And there was much rejoicing.

After a few cruches, the elemental began to dissolve howling in pain, "It burns, so foul ... never ... tasted ... anything .... so ...." and collapsed in a heap.

The man with the scimitar looked at all this and a smile came upon his face, maybe he could use this fools for his evil plans, or maybe he could just kill them all?

Of course, he charges headlong into the party, trying to kill them all without any semblance of his own mortality. We all know this is because he is a one-dimensional cardboard character whose sole purpose in life is to slay his archenemies, much like certain antagonists of certain fantasy authors.

[ January 23, 2003, 21:18: Message edited by: C'Jakob ]

Sniper clambered out of the tapioca elemental's rapidly dissolving bulk, dusting himself off and saying "Damn, now my magic shoes of Tapioca resistance +2 are ruined!" waving his greatsword of Tapioca resistance +2 around wildly.

[ January 23, 2003, 21:31: Message edited by: Mortensen the Second ]

And accidently chopping of the scimiter wielding man's head off ;)

[ January 23, 2003, 22:34: Message edited by: Apeman ]

At which point, a mage/thief emerged from Rallymama's apron - his name, Intentioner.
Intentioner ... where *EXACTLY* were you????? :confused: :eek:

did the chopped off head ask to intentioner

(keep a little on track Mathetais :p )

While swinging wildy, Sniper loses his balance and falls over. The last thing the chopped head sees is a gigantic Tiger's butt falling on its face (excuse the pun)

(Sir Yerril! lol! you out to get me aint yah!)

Dragon's Jewel clucks her tongue, saying, "tsk tsk, guys, what about the tapioca?"

Tal brandishes his mighty staff of, I dunno, power or something, booms "First things first!" and then with a wave he casts Eternal Demise on Sniper, who falls to the ground twitching, tastefully covered by his tiger robe.

Whereupon Blackthorne TA booms, "The Never Ending Story has degenerated into Random Babbling!". And so, the Never Ending Story... wasn't.