This poll is most likely the most evil poll ever conducted in the Shadows of Amn forum.

Scenario

Poor Minsc is depressed. :cry:

Even though "he has the face da ladies love", Boo, his confidant and mentor, has not had a girlfriend since you met him back in Naskel.

Minsc proclaims "Da ladies love my butt-kicking goodness! But, ole Boo never gets anything! Maybe the pleasure of kicking da butt of evil ... and sunflower seeds! Rightous evil-butt-kicking sunflower seeds!"

You have to shut him up! :flaming:

Solution

You decide, given your magical abilities, to make Minsc happy and thin your ranks at the same time! The ingenious plan is to polymorph one of the characters into a rodent so that Boo can have a mate! Think how happy Minsc will be! Think how happy Boo will be!

So, who do you choose amongst your hapless victims... :evil:

Poll Information
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Poll Results: The most evil poll ever - who to polymorph into a hamster! (76 votes.)

The most evil poll ever - who to polymorph into a hamster! (Choose 1)
* Jaheira - 8% (6)
* Imoen - 4% (3)
* Nalia - 26% (20)
* Aerie - 18% (14)
* Viconia - 9% (7)
* Edwina - 25% (19)
* Someone else - please explain - 9% (7)

All of the above.

We'll call it a hamster harem.

Edwina, think of the humiliation he would have to endure!

Someone else...like Anomen. He's kinda girly.

Minsc,

Now that idiotic opponent of evil and boo can munch on food pellets togehter instead of destroying evil.

And I only have to deal with the burning stare of two hamsters. Oh my.........

Viconia, BDSM style hamsters? That's the way I like it. :D

We could also turn Edwin into a gerbil and give him to Richard Geer. :evil:

Nalia. I just hate her and her attitude, self-righteous little priss. You want to slum? Well nothing is slummier than a big ranger's armpit also known as 'Boo's Love-Shack'.

I would polymorph myself to please Boo the Great.

ALL HAIL TO BOO!!!

*squeeek*

I voted Aerie (just to see the shocked twitching of her whiskers), but now I'm having second thoughts. Maybe I should've taken Edwina. I mean He's a red wizard of Thay getting humped by a deranged Ranger's pet hamster... :D ouch

Aerie - There is nothing funnier than a hamster squeaking about its lost wings. Plus, she's the most irritating of the bunch.

I'd morph 'em all except for Viccy ( :love: ), have me a nice rodent fight!
Maybe I could make some money and buy Viccy a new whip.....

keldorn polymorph --> rat

another test subject for the lab

i chose Aerie
she is an annoying cry baby
always whining about her lost wings
well,they were rotting and infected,weren't they?!?!
my other option would be nalia
i just dont like her because she is not the best NPC(she dualled to early!!)

I said Jahiera. No particular reason, just that she's in touch with nature and stuff, so she'd probably enjoy it :)

I have a strange feeling that Jan really wouldn't mind! :)

I'd go for Mazzy. A hamster with dreadlocks!!! How cool is that!

I don't believe I forget to include Mazzy - dammit!

Aerie

Nag Nag Nag

But I can't do THAT to boo can I?

Aerie

red wizard of Thay getting humped by a deranged Ranger's pet hamster lol! :grin:

http://www.sorcerers.net/Games/BG2/Screenshots/image.php?image=Baldr064.jpg :D

ROFLMAO, Tal!

LOL, Tal!

If we make her a flying squirrel - would she stop whining about flying?

I chose Mel.
If Boo is what he claims, I believe they make an excellent pair - someone whould make a Mod where Mel begs you to spare her and you agree if she agrees to become a Hamster, and Boo takes a liking to her. ;)

Nalia. She's always so anxious to help those in need.
"A hamster in need is hamster indeed."

Imoen... its her fault you go on a stupidly huge quest to get her back, i'd say turn her into a rodent as soon as she frees you and lounge in luxury in your stronghold, boo and imoen can even have a room together, i'm sure irenicus will appear somewhere along the line in the future... no need to run around chasing him.

Edwina! Edwina! Edwina! But I would also give her (him..??? I don't know anymore)the capacity to speak!! Can you imagine that irritating voice with that brogue in a strange combination of "HAMSTERIAN" and human??? I would looooove that!!! :D

None! Why waist a perfectly good spell when it's possible just to stand on the hamster, squashing it into the ground? That way you shut Minsc up about the hamstern An arrow in his back would finish the job nicely.

Well if you have a spell to turn someone into a hamster, then you must also have a reverse.

Simply turn Boo into a human and take him to see the girls in the Copper Coronet. :p

Hey, don't change Aerie to a hampster. :D She's a nice devil in angel's disguise. :p

I voted for Edwina; it's just too fitting fate for that arrogant wizard. :D

I voted for Nalia, but I think that since she and Aerie are buds, change them both and let Boo decide.

@Rotku

Why waist a perfectly good spell when it's possible just to stand on the hamster, squashing it into the ground? Shame on you, Rotku. Dirtying a good pair of boots. :evil: :grin:

Why waist a perfectly good spell when it's possible just to stand on the hamster, squashing it into the ground? Because then you'd probably be hit so hard that you'll be flying to Kara-Tur via air express.

Edwina since Phoenix (my protagonist, a human invoker) would enjoy seeing an arrogant rival that's rumored to be more powerful than him see humiliated in this way. Plus he resembles to much Phoenix, almost twins (since I use Edwin's portrait of BG 1 since it's the coolest portrait in the game).

Wow, um, considering my weird taste in characters, I still said Nalia (gal with the highest percentage).

Am I the only one who would be sad if Aerie died or something?

And am I the only one who would absolutely BAWL if Anomen did too? >.<

I love Aarie and I've grown to totally appreciate Anomen also.

I think turning Jan into a hamster would be cool....

Korgan would be an interesting hamster, especially if he can still berserk and keep his edge for battle!

I'm surprised how many people want to polymorph everyone's favorite paladin thief/mage - aka Nalia - into a hamster. :jawdrop:

She whines too much and gets on everyones nerves. What do you expect. And besides, Imoen is just as good. And boo probably likes brunettes. :D

@Kyrie

she isn't dead, she's just transformed into a more convenient form to transport. Plus if you really like her that much you can also waste an item slot with her now. (If your Avatar is female, it would even make the perfect couple with Minsc) :idea:

@ Meatdog:
The way Minsc tells those butt-jokes, you could imagine he's more into boys.

@ Mayfairy
:shake: I could tell several butt-jokes too, namely about females butts, so does that make me, lol, "more into boys?" :lol:

Virne's completely right, females have butts too you know. :grin:

Two things:

1) The last three posts are taking the thread into an entirely off-topic direction.

2) That direction is verging on breaking the rule against obscene material, if it hasn't already.

Enough already.

The nice thing about transforming Aerie is that Minsc will be better at defending his new witch. The proof is that he could protect Boo against Irenicus but not Dynaheir.