View Full Version : I never beat Baldur's Gate 2 (not Throne of Bhaal)


dragon903
Sat, 8th Sep '01, 2:27pm
And guess what everyone
i exported my paladin
to shadows of Amm
and now there will be butt kicking for goodness
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
time for a 193 Hp Paladin
to kick butt and also he can do 30 damage
and i can kill in one hit
not only this butt i changed dragon903 name to Dark Dragon903
its a evil verson of him
by the way i never played multiplayer before
how cool is it

Lokken
Sat, 8th Sep '01, 2:47pm
uhm, is that supposed to be some sort of poem? I don't quite get the message...

and the topic? how come can you not have completed the game with such a character?

[This message has been edited by Lokken (edited September 08, 2001).]

Extremist
Sat, 8th Sep '01, 2:58pm
I've beated it.

Off to next spam topic...
GERONIMOOOOOOOO!!!!

Big B
Sat, 8th Sep '01, 5:26pm
*Trys to picture Extremist with a feather in his hair and warpaint on his face*
Ha! :D

Ok dragon, so you beat ToB only to export your character into SoA so you can mop the floor with your character? A little backwards aren't we? :D

AvaLance204
Sat, 8th Sep '01, 5:38pm
I beated Baulders Gate 2 before I beated throne of Bhaal
is it good
i dont know
how cool is the multiplayer
by the way
i exported my sorcerer
to mop up the floor with everyone
and its real cool
cause hes evil

Heh. Yes, I've beaten it, and it was fun, but I couldn't resist... ;)

Zaragoth
Sat, 8th Sep '01, 11:02pm
Dragon903, what are you saying anywayz? Have you made an evil Paladin bu the name Dark Dragon 903?
err.. I donīt get it. Maybe Iīm simply dumb.
:D
//Zaragoth

sorvo
Sun, 9th Sep '01, 9:15am
Are those comments aimed at me 903? If so take it to "whatnots".

Shadow_Goddess
Sun, 9th Sep '01, 2:56pm
It does not belong in whatnots because we are talking about BG2 here. (duuuuh)

Anyways, I never beat BG2 because it's so boring and I beat ToB a long time before.

Nobleman
Sun, 9th Sep '01, 3:56pm
Hey Stan P. Howabout a poem?

They came as you rested and brought you to pain.
They tested and tortured but did it in vain

Noone could stop the hero of baldurs Gate.
Cause he held in his hands the divinitie's faith.

EDITED HERE: I forgot to say Stan P is in "Interstate 76" a 3D carshooter

[This message has been edited by Nobleman (edited September 09, 2001).]

Oricalcum
Sun, 9th Sep '01, 4:54pm
Well, I have had the game for 3-4 monthes. I played BG2 alot, but I have never seen past chapter 3. Giggle if you will. All due to saving over my saves by accident, restarting OFTEN,ect. My sympathy.

Big B
Sun, 9th Sep '01, 7:38pm
Don't dwell on the past, start a new game and stick with it. You need to finish the game, trust me.

AvaLance204
Sun, 9th Sep '01, 8:42pm
And now time for my interpretation of the original post.

And guess what everyone
(Self-explanatory)
i exported my paladin
(He played a paladin through ToB)
to shadows of Amm
(and Imported him into SoA)
and now there will be butt kicking for goodness
(He will kill monsters)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(Maniacal laugh)
time for a 193 Hp Paladin
(Rather unimpressive, my Sorcerer has almost as much)
to kick butt and also he can do 30 damage
(Again, pathetic)
and i can kill in one hit
(Really? I thought Kobolds had more than 30 HP. :rolleyes: )
not only this butt i changed dragon903 name to Dark Dragon903
(I think he changed the paladin's name to Dark Dragon903)
its a evil verson of him
(An evil Paladin? Thought it wasn't possible...)
by the way i never played multiplayer before
(He hasn't played anything but single player)
how cool is it
(Better than importing a pathetic evil paladin into SoA.)

This has been an AvaLance204 presentation. Thank you.

[This message has been edited by AvaLance204 (edited September 09, 2001).]

Shadow_Goddess
Sun, 9th Sep '01, 8:54pm
*yawn* *stretch* what? all done? oh ok!

/me claps pathetically

j/k nice poem.

The Grim Ripper
Wed, 12th Sep '01, 12:28pm
dragon is a poet
its best that we didnt know it
:D
P.S: it isnt stan P, Its 'Stampede' His nickname.
Or so I think.

[This message has been edited by The Grim Ripper (edited September 12, 2001).]

corbulo87
Wed, 12th Sep '01, 12:37pm
ok:
#1. you all suck @ writing poems (so please, no more!), and
#2. dragon903 is wierd for making this a topic.

thankyou for listening all of you. you'll thank me one day.

The Grim Ripper
Wed, 12th Sep '01, 12:43pm
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he has a point

TIN_MAN
Wed, 12th Sep '01, 1:12pm
Dragon 903; you are wierd again!!! :confused:

I am sorry. Maybe there is a problem with me, but I can't understand you...again.

Though Avalance translated your encoded message into a mutch more understandable form...I still don't get it what your 193 HP, Dark Dragon 903; one hit 30 damage dealer paladin "thing" has to do with this topic.

Anyways; what is this all about?

Nobleman
Wed, 12th Sep '01, 4:22pm
Corbulo87 my poem is sarcasm. Dragon was not making a poem. Someone thought he was making a poem, just to get some reason out of his thread. So I made a repulsive poem too. I guess you know that. And is sarcastic too. :p Dragon is just happy of his supercharacter.

[This message has been edited by Nobleman (edited September 12, 2001).]

Jack Funk
Wed, 12th Sep '01, 5:32pm
Hey Dragon. Ignore the peanut gallery. If you want to ramble, why not just start another "Dragon903 gaming experience" thread so the folks who don't want to participate can ignore it.

As an aside, I find it amazing that people who think that "spam" is a waste of time still have time to respond with their disdain.

It must be nice to not have anything real to ***** about.