Are You tired of not knowing the Saga? not just the first book. I am talking about the full monty. And Are You too lazy to read the books? and have You got two minutes?

Yes on all will make a visit at this very hilarious site quite fruitfull. Enjoy and wheep.

I haven't been amuzed this much in uhmmm days. All credits to Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker
http://will.mylanders.com/humor/LOTR_condensed.php3


PS. It takes You directly to the story. No annoying click-orama.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dont go to that link before You have read the story above. Now this is LoTR(it works to know old american movies) This is the god damn funniest thing I have ever seen on the internet. I can hardly write this while watching. Smashing baby!! http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/movie.htm

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Very very funny.

I just hope the movie didn't follow that edition . . .

Wow, that movie is absolutely great!
Still have my eyes wet from laughing.
I hope the *other* movie will be just so impressive. :D

The movie file is 18.5 MB in size, and takes approximately 45 to 70 minutes to download from a good 56K modem connection. This is not bad, considering that Mr. Jackson required 27.5 MB to release just the trailer for his version.

Hehe Lol. This is sooo funny. Use a program like Kazaa to download the real trailer of the movie, that one is even better then this one. ;)

For the Pulp Fiction freaks: http://www.flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/theories/pulptolk.htm

One quote from it:

Nazgul: Describe Sauron for me.

Saruman: Well, he's dark...

Nazgul: And?

Saruman: ...and he's tall...

Nazgul: Does he look like a *****?

Saruman: What?

<thud> <scream>

Nazgul: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****!?

Saruman: No!

Nazgul: Then why'd ya try to f*ck him like a *****?


This is unbelievable great, found this also on the flyingmoose site, you will laugh yourself to death :)

Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit.

As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows 95 on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system, and showed him the Windows 95 CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned the oven on. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw a inscription, an inscription finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE8209450920F923A40EE10 E510CC98D444AA08E1324

'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said.

'No, but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'


One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...


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/me follower of the ancient religion and texts figures he's been discovered and runs away....


"IT WILL GET YOU ALL! THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM WINDOWS, MUWHAHAHAH!!!"


Just check out this link, for windows RG (Really Good)!!! :p http://128.241.244.96/portal/uploads/27000/27549_winrg.swf
I'm MS supporter after all, though I think most of the stuff people make fun with of MS products are rather cool ;)

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This is Awesome stuff Lokken!!! :D :D :D Its almost disconnecting as much as a normal Windows operating system :p