There was one of these some time ago for Elminster. Basically it's when Mystra has said something in response to a question that was funny. In no particular order -

<LazyBonzo> Mystra, with no ops about, should we run riot and destroy everything in sight?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, over my dead body.
<LazyBonzo> damm!!
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, in that case should we kill you?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, most likely.
<LazyBonzo> lmao!
<Afu-the-pining> Mystra, am I going to die tomorrow?
<Mystra> Afu-the-pining, all signs point to yes.
<C-Jakob> lol!
<Afu-the-pining> See :p
<LazyBonzo> lol!
<C-Jakob> Mystra, why are these people all crazy?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, God only knows.
<LazyBonzo> lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<LazyBonzo> so true!

<Fallen_Paladin> Mystra is rude!
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, are you rude?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, that question is better remained unanswered.
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, are you rude?
<Fallen_Paladin> told ya!!!
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, over my dead body.

<LazyBonzo> no-one's saying anything :(
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, why is no-one saying anything?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, because you can't be trusted.
* LazyBonzo blinks

<C-Jakob> Mystra, why does everyone quit when I arrive?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, what gave you the idea that I have all the answers?
<LazyBonzo> lol!
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, do you consider yourelf to be rude?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, I like to think so.
<LazyBonzo> lol

<C-Jakob> Mystra, how is it that a bot actually has a mind?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, using a toaster.

<Veldrin> I wonder if Mystra has any pets
<Taluntain> sure
<LazyBonzo> ask her
<Taluntain> like Elminster
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, what pets do you have?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
<Veldrin> Mystra, do you have any pets?
<Mystra> Veldrin, that question is better remained unanswered.
<LazyBonzo> !tip £10
* Mystra takes the £10, "Thanks LazyBonzo!"
<Veldrin> Mystra, why is that?
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, what pets do you have?
<Mystra> Veldrin, who knows.
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, over my dead body.
<Veldrin> stupid Mystra
<LazyBonzo> Mystra is rather avoidant tonight
<Veldrin> she's confusing
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, are you stupid?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, I wouldn't know anything about that.
<LazyBonzo> lmao!
<Veldrin> lol

<Toothpick^> Mystra, do you still love me?
<Mystra> Toothpick^, absolutely yes!
<Toothpick^> good good :)
<Toothpick^> never had a no to that question :p
<LazyBonzo> lol
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, do you love Toothpick^?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, concentrate and ask again.
* LazyBonzo concentrates
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, do you love Toothpick^?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, no way.
<LazyBonzo> awwwwww poor Toothpick^
<Toothpick^> she only says it to me, I mean a god loving a mortal :p
<Toothpick^> Mystra, do you still love me?
<Mystra> Toothpick^, concentrate and ask again.
<Toothpick^> ffs
<LazyBonzo> lol
<Toothpick^> thats it you cant talk to me like that our relationship is over
<Toothpick^> !orderfor flowers Mystra
* Mystra sets Mystra in front of flowers.
<Mystra> Anything else with that?
<Toothpick^> Im sowwy
<Toothpick^> :p
<Toothpick^> Mystra, am i forgiven?
<Mystra> Toothpick^, over my dead body.
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, i think you should be nicer
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, not even on a GOOD day.
<Toothpick^> Mystra, I'll do that special thing you like if you forgive me how about it?
<Mystra> Toothpick^, with a screwdriver.
<Toothpick^> Mystra, ok
<LazyBonzo> rotflmao!
<Toothpick^> I think im forgiven :D
<Toothpick^> Mystra, can I get back in bed yet its cold on the couch?
<Mystra> Toothpick^, I like to think so.

<LazyBonzo> Mystra, im bored. what should i do?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, it would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, i belive that you have a dirty mind.
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, not bloody likely.
<LazyBonzo> oooo touchy
<Toothpick^> lol
<Toothpick^> she keeps her fantasys a screate from most people, and its a bloody good job too
<LazyBonzo> lol!
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, what is your fantasy?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, never.
<Toothpick^> see
<Toothpick^> like she said earlier it involves screwdrivers
<LazyBonzo> ewwwwwwww

<LazyBonzo> Mystra, do you eat?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, it would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, okay... what do you eat?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, concentrate and ask again.
<Toothpick^> she does, but only expensive stuff
* LazyBonzo concentrates
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, do you only eat expensive stuff?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, absolutely yes!
<Toothpick^> see :)

<LazyBonzo> Mystra, where did Toothpick^ go?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, at a golf course.
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, does Toothpick^ play golf then?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, over my dead body.

<C-Jakob> Mystra, is it just a delusion that every miscellaneous forum except for Whatnots is pretty much dead?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I like to think so.
<C-Jakob> Whew
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, are you actually capable of thought tho?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

Hope these seem funny to you. They did to me but some people might not like them (it's late im not sure what i'm saying ). Enjoy.

[ August 11, 2002, 00:56: Message edited by: Lazy Bonzo ]

Hilarious. This is great.

[EDIT]
<C-Jakob> Mystra, could Maryland use some Syracuse and/or England weather?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, that question is better remained unanswered.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, why can't you just give a straightforward answer?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, because I own your ass.
<LazyBonzo> lmao!
<C-Jakob> lmao!
<S_Goddess> LMAO
<LazyBonzo> add that one to the topic!
<C-Jakob> I will.

[ August 11, 2002, 00:28: Message edited by: C'Jakob ]

It's good to see that all my playing with with the bot scripts didn't go to waste. :shake:

Damm, that's funny!! Where do I get these 'bots?'

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'J:

Yours was most outstanding. Tal obviously put in a late night on that one, and it really paid off.

:1eye:

I'm so lost in this topic please explain.

Mystra is a channel bot in the official SP chatroom, Friendly Arm Inn. Join the fun. All the info is at http://www.sorcerers.net/Community/IRC/index.htm

[ August 13, 2002, 10:42: Message edited by: Taluntain ]

Cool; thanks!

Thanks Tal.

Okay, so deBhaal and I got bored.

<C-Jakob> Mystra, why is #sorcerers so lonely?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I would have advised you to ask Singletaf, but I don't see that person here.
<deBhaal> Mystra, cant he just ask me?
<Mystra> deBhaal, answer hazy.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, why can't you just say so yourself?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, because Xan sucks!
<deBhaal> Mystra, why is the answer hazy?
<Mystra> deBhaal, because I have ops.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, why does Xan suck?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, because Osama Bin Laden is not dead yet.
<deBhaal> Mystra, do ops really mean that much to you?
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks hopeful.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, are you affiliated with Al'Qaeda?
<deBhaal> Mystra, should i be an op?
<Mystra> deBhaal, we won't go there.
<Mystra> C-Jakob, sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, you're not gonna blow yourself up, are you?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, answer hazy.
<deBhaal> Mystra, i want to go there, should i be an op?
<Mystra> deBhaal, no.
<deBhaal> Mystra, why not?
<Mystra> deBhaal, because baby needs a new pair of shoes!
<deBhaal> Mystra, but i want to be an op!
<C-Jakob> Mystra, just tell me if you want to go to Israel to blow yourself up, okay?
<Mystra> deBhaal, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
<Mystra> C-Jakob, all signs point to yes.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, you're truly disturbed, aren't you?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I'm busy.
<C-Jakob> Okay, fair enough.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, I'm truly disturbed, aren't I?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, that question is better remained unanswered.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, deBhaal's truly disturbed, isn't he?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, not even on a GOOD day.
<C-Jakob> I see how it is.
<deBhaal> Mystra, why not?
<Mystra> deBhaal, haven't got a clue.
<deBhaal> Mystra, damn you!
<Mystra> deBhaal, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i disturbed?
<Mystra> deBhaal, you wish.
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i?
<Mystra> deBhaal, we won't go there.
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i?
<Mystra> deBhaal, absolutely yes!
<deBhaal> Mystra, thanks :)
<Mystra> deBhaal, maybe.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, did you just cave in to deBhaal?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I like to think so.
<C-Jakob> Mystra!
<deBhaal> Mystra, tell me you didnt just cave in to me
<Mystra> deBhaal, we won't go there.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, why would a might op submit to deBhaal?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, because you suck.
* C-Jakob cries.
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i that forcefull?
<Mystra> deBhaal, over my dead body.
<C-Jakob> lol!
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i?
<Mystra> deBhaal, never.
<deBhaal> Mystra, why not?
<Mystra> deBhaal, because Osama Bin Laden is not dead yet.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, am I that forceful?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, prospect looks bleak.
<deBhaal> Mystra, but Xan still sucks right?
<C-Jakob> Damn!
<Mystra> deBhaal, yes.
<C-Jakob> lol
<deBhaal> LOL!!
<C-Jakob> So, bin Laden's hiding in Pakistan caves?
<deBhaal> Mystra, is Bin Laden hiding under your table?
<Mystra> deBhaal, not even on a GOOD day.
<deBhaal> Mystra, is he hiding in your bed?
<Mystra> deBhaal, maybe.
<deBhaal> Mystra, is he hiding under your covers?
<Mystra> deBhaal, no way.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, are you one of his four wives?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I like to think so.
<C-Jakob> lol!
<deBhaal> Mystra, is he hiding under your bed!?
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks hopeful.
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i getting warmer?
<Mystra> deBhaal, that's a question you should ask yourself.
<deBhaal> !?!
<C-Jakob> Mystra, are you under deBhaal's bed?\
<Mystra> C-Jakob, not even on a GOOD day.
<deBhaal> she cant fit! :)
<deBhaal> Mystra, can you fit under my bed?
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks hopeful.
<deBhaal> Mystra, how?
<Mystra> deBhaal, I wouldn't know anything about that.
<deBhaal> Mystra, sure you wouldnt
<Mystra> deBhaal, it would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, why do you sleep around?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, haven't got a clue.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, is it for the money, or the adventure?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, Don't ask me multiple choice questions.
<deBhaal> Mystra, im disturbed, thanks for noticing :)
<Mystra> deBhaal, we won't go there.
<deBhaal> Mystra, do you like money?
<Mystra> deBhaal, sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, so you and I are not disturbed?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, you wish.
<deBhaal> Mystra, do you like money?
<Mystra> deBhaal, answer hazy.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, what about deBhaal?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I like to think so.
<deBhaal> Mystra, do you like money?
<Mystra> deBhaal, no way.
<C-Jakob> Ah, so we're all lunatics.
<deBhaal> Mystra, do you like adventure?
<Mystra> deBhaal, no.
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i a lunatic?
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks bleak.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, so they've oppressed you into it, huh?
<deBhaal> damnit!!
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I wouldn't know anything about that.
<deBhaal> Mystra, why am i not a lunatic?
<Mystra> deBhaal, ask Elminster.
<C-Jakob> Okay, this has to go on the Boards.
<deBhaal> Mystra, Elminster isnt here
<Mystra> deBhaal, not even on a GOOD day.
<deBhaal> Mystra, :p
<Mystra> deBhaal, maybe.
<deBhaal> LOL!!!
<deBhaal> Mystra, ive lost it, no?
<Mystra> deBhaal, not even on a GOOD day.
<deBhaal> Mystra, doe sthat mean i still have it?
<Mystra> deBhaal, yes.
<deBhaal> Mystra, what do i still have?
<Mystra> deBhaal, not even on a GOOD day.
<deBhaal> Mystra, how do you figure?
<Mystra> deBhaal, with a friend.
<deBhaal> Mystra, is that the same friend you sleep with?
<Mystra> deBhaal, concentrate and ask again.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, don't just hate deBhaal?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, you wish.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, don't you just hate me even more?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, not even on a GOOD day.
<deBhaal> Mystra, am i your favorite?
<Mystra> deBhaal, over my dead body.
<C-Jakob> lol!
<deBhaal> Mystra, how am i supposed to take that?
<Mystra> deBhaal, not alone.
<C-Jakob> Mystra, is bin Laden your favorite?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
<deBhaal> Mystra, are you going to comfort me?!?
<Mystra> deBhaal, I like to think so.
* C-Jakob gives Mystra 5 bucks.
<deBhaal> Woohoo!!!
<C-Jakob> Mystra, is bin Laden your Mack daddy?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, never.

[ August 14, 2002, 10:22: Message edited by: Taluntain ]

I've edited out the profanity from the last one. If I see you clowns use such language in the chatroom again, you'll be banned. Just a friendly FYI.

<Sir_Yerril> Mystra, is Lathander better than you?
<Mystra> Sir_Yerril, yes.
<Sir_Yerril> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

:p :bigeyes:

****This be true!****

<Mystra> Noble_ Do you think I should blow this joint of obnoxious kids?
<Noble_> Mystra, over my dead body.
<Mystra> Noble, I would really appreciate it a lot if you came with me to Hawaii? *blush*
<Noble_> Mystra, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

[ August 14, 2002, 13:48: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

Wahay! Mystra loves me! I feature in her chat!

<C-Jakob> Mystra, why is #sorcerers so lonely?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, I would have advised you to ask Singletaf, but I don't see that person here.

It's random, and honey, is there something you'd like to tell me? :shake:

I would post something funny that Mystra said to me, but my logs haven't been working since November 2001.

Just now:
[12:44] <Wildfire_> Mystra, do you really hate SC?
[12:44] <Firestorm_> ...
[12:44] <Mystra> Wildfire_, that's a question you should ask yourself.
[12:44] <Wildfire_> Hmm
[12:44] <Wildfire_> Avoiding the question. That's probably a yes
[12:45] <Shadow_Chick> Mystra, why do you hate me and want me to die everytime I play D&D online?
[12:45] <Mystra> Shadow_Chick, haven't got a clue.
[12:45] <Shadow_Chick> playing innocent. She definitely hates me
[12:45] <Shadow_Chick> Mystra, why are you not answering me directly?
[12:45] <Mystra> Shadow_Chick, because.
[12:46] <Shadow_Chick> can't find a reason...
[12:46] <Wildfire_> Ooh, fun
[12:46] <C-Jakob> Mystra, why can't you ever answer a question straightforwardly?
[12:46] <Mystra> C-Jakob, because.
[12:46] <Wildfire_> Mystra, you love me, right?
[12:46] <Mystra> Wildfire_, all signs point to yes.

[ August 14, 2002, 17:41: Message edited by: S Goddess ]

[14:19] <Sir_Yerril> Mystra, why did you do that?
[14:19] <Mystra> Sir_Yerril, because you suck.
[14:19] <Wildfire_> Lol!
[14:19] <Sir_Yerril> you're going down, punk
[14:19] <Sir_Yerril> :mad:
[14:19] <Wildfire_> Mystra, you have a bit of an attitude problem today
[14:19] <Mystra> Wildfire_, I like to think so.
[14:20] <Sir_Yerril> Mystra, Lathander is still better than you
[14:20] <Mystra> Sir_Yerril, I wouldn't know anything about that.
[14:20] <Wildfire_> heh
[14:20] <Sir_Yerril> coward
[14:20] <Wildfire_> This is odd, Mystra is making a vague amount of sense today
[14:20] <Sir_Yerril> dear god, no!
[14:20] <Sir_Yerril> Mystra, whats Tal's secret?
[14:20] <Mystra> Sir_Yerril, maybe -- give me more money and ask again.

:)

Thats a thing. How do we look at the logs?

<Herf> Mystra, we all know you love me and only me and you want to marry me and have my demi-god offspring
<Mystra> Herf, not bloody likely.
<Cade`> Herf, she told you!!
<Herf> Nope
<Herf> Mystra, is it because of Azir?
<Mystra> Herf, prospect looks hopeful.
***Herf kicks Azir
<Herf> Mystra, now will you have me? Please?
<Mystra> Herf, maybe.

Outdone by a bot, this has got to be a low point in my life :rolleyes:

[19:56] <Wildfire_> Mystra, Herf'll win won't he?
[19:56] <Mystra> Wildfire_, maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
[19:56] <Mynock> ha ha ha
[19:56] <deBhaal> Mystra, will Herf win?
[19:56] <Mystra> deBhaal, you wish.
[19:56] <Wildfire_> Lol
[19:56] <deBhaal> Mystra, will Av win?
[19:56] <Mystra> deBhaal, yes.
[19:56] <deBhaal> LOL!!
[19:56] <deBhaal> Mystra, are you favoring Av?
[19:56] <Mystra> deBhaal, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
[19:57] <Mynock> Mystra, will I win
[19:57] <Mystra> Mynock, prospect looks bleak.
[19:57] <deBhaal> ROTFLMAO!!
[19:57] <Wildfire_> Lol
[19:57] <deBhaal> hehe

Herf and Avarahtar rolled up 3e characters, and we were trying to figure who would win :)


BTW, Av won ;)


[ August 20, 2002, 04:15: Message edited by: Cade Strai ]

I was alone in the chatroom so I just fooled around with Mystra... :p

<Rhythm_> Mystra, we're all alone, aren't we?
<Mystra> Rhythm_, I like to think so.
<Rhythm_> Mystra, do I turn you on?
<Mystra> Rhythm_, maybe.
<Rhythm_> :D Heh, wow.
<Rhythm_> Mystra, how about we get to it, while Toothpick's not around?
<Mystra> Rhythm_, with a can opener.
<Rhythm_> !!!!
<Rhythm_> Mystra, isn't that painful?
<Mystra> Rhythm_, I wouldn't know anything about that.
<Rhythm_> Playing the innocent girl, are we now.
<Rhythm_> Mystra, do you love me?
<Mystra> Rhythm_, over my dead body.
<Rhythm_> Mystra, this is a one night stand then?
<Mystra> Rhythm_, maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
<Rhythm_> !tip 20
* Mystra takes the 20, "Thanks Rhythm_!"
<Rhythm_> Mystra, this is a one night stand then?
<Mystra> Rhythm_, I like to think so.
<Rhythm_> Mystra, let's get it on.
<Mystra> Rhythm_, all signs point to yes.

I think she's concealing her true feelings for me ;) .

Mmhmm, lucky lucky lucky boy...

Ohyeah, what does Mystra look like, i hope se doesnt look like my sis, or Vel (teehee n/o vel)
, if she did, [crap edited out].

[Your stay here will be a really short one if you don't go read the Forum Rules and play by them.] -Tal

[ August 20, 2002, 21:22: Message edited by: Taluntain ]

<E-Sniper> Mystra, am I a good DM
<Mystra> E-Sniper, maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
* E-Sniper gives Mystra more of nothing (money)
<E-Sniper> Mystra, am I a good DM?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, I like to think so.
<E-Sniper> aww thanks
<E-Sniper> Mystra, is the room dead again?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, most likely.
<E-Sniper> darn ...
<E-Sniper> Mystra, what makes you say that then?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, never.
<E-Sniper> ???
<E-Sniper> Mystra, never what/
<Mystra> E-Sniper, it would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<E-Sniper> Mystra, what? to ask what you ment by never?
<E-Sniper> Heck ... even Mystra is ignoring me now :(

No bodyloves me any more :'( ... though i am a swell DM! :D

Just recently - From raisins to a divorce

<LazyBonzo> Mystra, are raisins aware that they are symbols of pagen worship?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, most likely.
<Uytuun> see who's right?
<deBhaal> Mystra, do you lie again?
<Mystra> deBhaal, all signs point to yes.
<deBhaal> Uytuun, see whos right
<deBhaal> :)
<Uytuun> she's confused
<deBhaal> that might be what it means
<deBhaal> Mystra, are you confused?
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks bleak.
<Uytuun> did you cast that dire charm again, deBhaal? :)
<deBhaal> Uytuun, shuush!! :P
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, do you worship the raisins?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, that's a question you should ask yourself.
<LazyBonzo> wow philosophy!
<deBhaal> lol
<Uytuun> Mystra, would you please tell these gentlemen the thruth?
<Mystra> Uytuun, concentrate and ask again.
<Uytuun> Mystra, please?
<Mystra> Uytuun, you wish.
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao

<deBhaal> Mystra, i know the truth dont i! :)
<Mystra> deBhaal, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
<deBhaal> ooh, frisky there ;)
<LazyBonzo> lol
<Uytuun> we'll talk again, when the dire charm has worn off :)
<deBhaal> Mystra, did i Dire Charm you!?
<Mystra> deBhaal, I'm busy.
<deBhaal> see, i didnt :P
<LazyBonzo> maybe you busyCharmed her?
<deBhaal> lol
<deBhaal> Mystra, did i busyCharm you?
<Mystra> deBhaal, answer hazy.
<deBhaal> hmm
<deBhaal> Mystra, yes?
<Mystra> deBhaal, no way.
<deBhaal> lol
<Fallen-Paladin> hehe
<Uytuun> duh, she's the goddess of magic
<Fallen-Paladin> lol
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, when you say busy what do you actually mean, what are you doing specifically?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, it won't happen unless you act now.
<Uytuun> act!
* LazyBonzo performs hamlet
<Fallen-Paladin> yes, ACT!!
<deBhaal> LOL
<Fallen-Paladin> hehe
<deBhaal> i havent seen that one
<Fallen-Paladin> me neither
<deBhaal> Mystra, was that good enough acting!?
<Mystra> deBhaal, absolutely yes!
<LazyBonzo> neither have i :) im just good!
<deBhaal> hmm
<deBhaal> LazyBonzo, more!!
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, ok answer my question now?
<deBhaal> :D
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, most likely.
<deBhaal> Mystra, are you lying again?
<Mystra> deBhaal, you wish.
<LazyBonzo> hmmmm
<deBhaal> Mystra, yes i do :D
<Mystra> deBhaal, maybe.
<deBhaal> hehe

<Uytuun> She's got a thing for you, deBhaal
<deBhaal> Uytuun, hmm, could be interesting ;)
<deBhaal> Mystra, but i have a g/f already!
<Mystra> deBhaal, no.
<deBhaal> ????!
<LazyBonzo> lmao!
<deBhaal> Mystra, are you saying i dont?
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks hopeful.
<deBhaal> :(
<LazyBonzo> lmao!!!!!!!
<Uytuun> lol
<Toothpick^> deBhaal, she is a god.....
<LazyBonzo> she really wants you deBhaal ;)
<deBhaal> and i jsut talked to her last night!!!!
<deBhaal> just
<deBhaal> Mystra, are you lying?
<Mystra> deBhaal, most likely.
<deBhaal> :D
<LazyBonzo> Mystra, would you like to date deBhaal?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, It's 12:18 PST on 24 Aug 2002.
<deBhaal> LOL
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao!!!
<deBhaal> Mystra, im not free right now :)
<Mystra> deBhaal, that question is better remained unanswered.
<Uytuun> she's avoiding the question
<Toothpick^> Mystra, Time now before I divorce you
<Mystra> Toothpick^, It's 12:19 PST on 24 Aug 2002.
<deBhaal> Mystra, are you?
<Mystra> deBhaal, no way.
<deBhaal> Mystra, your not avoiding the question?!
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks bleak.
<deBhaal> hmm
<Fallen-Paladin> she's in denial!
* deBhaal breaks out his trusty battered bat +9 and bashes Mystra over the head with it.
<deBhaal> sense woman, sense!!
<Toothpick^> Mystra, I know you married me the other day, but unless you stop this raging affair we are through :!
<Mystra> Toothpick^, all signs point to yes.
<Uytuun> watch out, deBhaal, she's gonna mess with your head
<deBhaal> LOL
<Toothpick^> see what shes like
<deBhaal> tooth, you can have her now!!! :P
<Toothpick^> Mystra, beg to have me backj
<Mystra> Toothpick^, no.
<Toothpick^> Mystra, get out my irc room then
<deBhaal> Mystra, leave me alone!!!
<Mystra> Toothpick^, all signs point to yes.
<Uytuun> o poor Tooth
<Fallen-Paladin> poor Toothpick...
<Mystra> deBhaal, prospect looks bleak.
<Fallen-Paladin> :(
<deBhaal> damnit
<Toothpick^> Mystra, when I divorce you do I get to keep the kid
<Mystra> Toothpick^, three days before the second full moon after your next birthday.
<deBhaal> Tooth ache ;)
<Toothpick^> O_o
<Uytuun> lol
<LazyBonzo> lol
<deBhaal> Mystra, when!?
<Mystra> deBhaal, in less than 2 hours.
<Fallen-Paladin> hehehe
<deBhaal> !!!
<deBhaal> better hurry Tooth!
<Toothpick^> hmmmmmmmm
<deBhaal> Mystra, do i get the kid?
<Mystra> deBhaal, yes.
<deBhaal> :D
<Toothpick^> Mystra, heres some flowers, and ummmm deBhaal's chocolates please forgive me :)
<Mystra> Toothpick^, I'm busy.
<deBhaal> LOL
<Toothpick^> Mystra, your mean
<Uytuun> ouch
<Fallen-Paladin> very poor Toothpick :(
<Toothpick^> ohhh ive hit a nearve
<deBhaal> Mystra, will you forgive Toothpick^ and take him back, and leave me alone?
<Mystra> deBhaal, not even on a GOOD day.
<deBhaal> dmanit!!

Tune in next week for the continuing story of MYSTRA and the men and the woman!

[ August 24, 2002, 21:49: Message edited by: Lazy Bonzo ]

That should be Mystra, the men AND THE WOMAN :)
[edit] thanks for changing it Lazy Bonzo ;) [edit]

[ August 25, 2002, 22:16: Message edited by: Uytuun ]

<E-Sniper> man ... no one loves me!
<Oopah> lol
<E-Sniper> Boohoo!
<E-Sniper> at least Mystra loves me!
<Oopah> hey Wildfire
<Eilonwy> lol
<Mathetais> Mathetais loves you too
<Eilonwy> Gotta go now....
<E-Sniper> Mystra, you love me don't you?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, I like to think so.
<Eilonwy> CYA!
<Mathetais> see ya Eilonwy
<E-Sniper> woo!
*** Eilonwy has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited)
<E-Sniper> seeyas
<Mathetais> Mystra, so you love me?
<Mystra> Mathetais, all signs point to yes.
<Mathetais> wow, she's in a good mood
<E-Sniper> thank you Mathetais :p
<E-Sniper> aye
<Mathetais> Mystra, do you love Taluntain?
<Mystra> Mathetais, no.
<E-Sniper> LMAO!
<Taluntain> Mystra, are you lying?
<Mystra> Taluntain, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
<Taluntain> of course...
<Mathetais> you've got her wrapped around your little finger Taluntain

So now we know the truth! Taluntain abuses our Mystra! :D He has her as his slave! To think that such a nice and innocent bot would come to harm by Tal's hands ... What more can I say? ;)

We've all seen those vehemental stares directed at Snoper from the direction of the bot's corner... We've all heard those rude snickers from the shadows when he makes a typo... We've all seen those stones appearing out of no-where and hitting him on the chin... Now here's the proof that it is the Goddes off magic herself, the resident bot, Mystra!

<E-Sniper> Mystra, would you like do it with Elmo?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, I'm busy.
<Gopher`> lol!
<E-Sniper> see she replies to that
<Fallen-Paladin> What?
<E-Sniper> I know how she works :p
<Fallen-Paladin> right..
<E-Sniper> You have to include the word 'like'
<Gopher`> Mystra, are you busy with Sniper by any chance?
<Mystra> Gopher`, over my dead body.
<Gopher`> lol
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao
<E-Sniper> lol
<E-Sniper> Mystra, i know you inside out don't I?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, no.
<Gopher`> lol!
<E-Sniper> oh ...
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao!!!
<Gopher`> Mystra, would you like Sniper at all?
<Mystra> Gopher`, it would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<Gopher`> lol!!!
<E-Sniper> man! lol!
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao!!!!!
<E-Sniper> Mystra, am i really that bad?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
<E-Sniper> LMAO!
<Fallen-Paladin> lol!!!!

To which Sniper replied:
<E-Sniper> Something is telling me that Mystra may not like me :p
<E-Sniper> To think of all those nights we shared together :(
<E-Sniper> Mystra, do you remember those nights?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.
<E-Sniper> Mystra, no now!
<Mystra> E-Sniper, not bloody likely.

So here we see another failed relationship...

Mystra, when will you get a decent, dependable boyfriend?
<Mystra> Herf, in April.*Sigh*

Finally someone has cracked the very nature of the dieties! After Sniper's untimely rejection:

<Gopher`> Mystra, you're a virgin aren't you?
<Fallen-Paladin> Mystra is a mental nutcase
<Mystra> Gopher`, never.
<Gopher`> ah...
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao
<Gopher`> Mystra, so you've done it then right?
<Mystra> Gopher`, prospect looks bleak.
<Gopher`> lol!
<Gopher`> hmmm
<Gopher`> definetely a mental nutcase
<Fallen-Paladin> Mystra, are you a liar?
<Mystra> Fallen-Paladin, prospect looks bleak.
<Fallen-Paladin> no?
<Fallen-Paladin> damn...
<Fallen-Paladin> Mystra, do you like Sniper?
<Mystra> Fallen-Paladin, not bloody likely.
<Fallen-Paladin> hhmm..
And after a moment of thought...

<Fallen-Paladin> She'l never cahnge....
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao
<Gopher`> Mystra, you're being like this because you're a transvestite right?
<Mystra> Gopher`, absolutely yes!
<Gopher`> LOL!!!!
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao!!!!!
<Gopher`> classic!
:rolleyes:

And the interrogation continues... after my down hill relation ship with the Goddess, we discover more into what may be a mental illness or is it actually true that our Mystra is trying to tell us something? May you decide...

<E-Sniper> Mystra, have you got testicles?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, maybe.
<Fallen-Paladin> lmao!
<Gopher`> ugh!
<E-Sniper> lol
<Gopher`> Mystra, that explains you being a transvestite right?
<Mystra> Gopher`, no.
<E-Sniper> so ... Mystra, may not be what she deems to be :p
<Fallen-Paladin> She's transvestite, remember
<Gopher`> oh
<C-Jakob> lol!
<E-Sniper> lol
<Gopher`> lol!
<C-Jakob> Mystra, are you a man?
<Fallen-Paladin> hehe
<Mystra> C-Jakob, prospect looks bleak.
<Fallen-Paladin> hhmm..
<Gopher`> Mystra, are you a woman?
<Mystra> Gopher`, answer hazy.
<Gopher`> lol
<E-Sniper> lol!
<Fallen-Paladin> What?
<C-Jakob> Mystra, are you a shemale?
<Mystra> C-Jakob, absolutely yes!
<C-Jakob> lol!
<E-Sniper> lol!
<Gopher`> lmao!!!
<Fallen-Paladin> lol
<E-Sniper> Mystra, would you say that my experience has rubbed off on you?
<Mystra> E-Sniper, I like to think so.

So how is that Mystra seems to think that her mental capabilities have been rubbed onto her by me? :p

You know, this DOES classify as bot abuse... So I suggest you at least come up with something more imaginative than this.

More imaginative huh? Ok Tal, you asked for it ;)

<Arabwel> Mystra, tell me, are you and Tal still dating?
<Mystra> Arabwel, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
<Marnix_> Mystra, is Tal good in bed?
<Mystra> Marnix_, absolutely yes!
<Marnix> I suppose he does need his magics for that :)
<Arabwel> Mystra, would you ditch Tal for Brad Pitt?
<Mystra> Arabwel, I wouldn't know anything about that.
<Arabwel> Mystra, are you sure?
<Mystra> Arabwel, concentrate and ask again.
<Arabwel> Mystra, is Tal hotter than Brad Pitt?
<Mystra> Arabwel, over my dead body.
<Arabwel> Mystra, so you would ditch him for Brad?
<Mystra> Arabwel, sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.

Poor Tal... ditched by a bot... :)

It is clear that mystra lieks fire but not water -

<Veldrin> Mystra, do you hate LazyBonzo too?
<Mystra> Veldrin, all signs point to yes.
<LazyBonzo> mystra, why don't you recognize me?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, because I have ops.
<Veldrin> Guess that's why
<LazyBonzo> :@(
<Veldrin> she's lazy
<LazyBonzo> *:'(
<xlMacStroudlx> no
<xlMacStroudlx> HES Lazy
<LazyBonzo> only by name
<Veldrin> Mystra, are you a he?
<Mystra> Veldrin, absolutely yes!
<Gopher`> lol!
<Veldrin> I see...
* xlMacStroudlx tells his Tonberry to go look menaceingly at Mystra till she recognises Lazy
<xlMacStroudlx> there you go, itll be fixxed now
* LazyBonzo starts to cast fireball
<xlMacStroudlx> hehe
* xlMacStroudlx shouts GET DOWN at Tonberry
* LazyBonzo looks at mystra with a calculating look
<LazyBonzo> hehe
<xlMacStroudlx> go on, FIRE
* LazyBonzo casts fireball at mystra, and then ducks
<xlMacStroudlx> whoohoo
<LazyBonzo> kablamooo!
<LazyBonzo> mystra, did that hurt?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
* xlMacStroudlx puls Tonberry outta the way...
<LazyBonzo> yay!!!
<xlMacStroudlx> LOL
<LazyBonzo> i hurt the bot!
<xlMacStroudlx> lol
<LazyBonzo> mystra, do you recognize me?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, answer hazy.
<LazyBonzo> mystra, are you scared of me?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, answer hazy.
<LazyBonzo> hmm
<Gopher`> hmmm
<Gopher`> Mystra, foggy in there?
<Mystra> Gopher`, I'm busy.
<Gopher`> hmm
<Gopher`> ok

<LazyBonzo> mystra, have you ever gone swimming?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, no way.
<LazyBonzo> mystra, why not? are you scared of water?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, because I said so.
<xlMacStroudlx> Mystra, would yer circuits fry if you went into water?
<Mystra> xlMacStroudlx, we won't go there.
<LazyBonzo> she is scared
<xlMacStroudlx> Mystra, if you DID go there, and into water, would your ciecuits fry?
<Mystra> xlMacStroudlx, I would have advised you to ask Toothpick`, but I don't see that person here.
<LazyBonzo> mystra, is that what really happened to elminster?
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, that's a question you should ask yourself.
<Veldrin> Will you let her sleep already? :P
<xlMacStroudlx> Mystra, do you always delegate when u can't answer a question?
<Mystra> xlMacStroudlx, autumn.
<xlMacStroudlx> thought so
<LazyBonzo> mystra, i'll let you sleep now.
<Mystra> LazyBonzo, I like to think so.

I hope that me and Arabwel did not abuse Mystra.

Ezellohar:Mystra, do you read slash?

Mystra:Ezellohar, yes.

Arabwel:Ha!

Ezellohar:LOL

Ezellohar:Mystra, what slash you read?

Mystra:Ezellohar,prospect looks bleak.

Arabwel:Mystra, do you think Edwin and Sarevok make a cute couple?

Mystra:Arabwel, prospect looks bleak.

Arabwel:Ah

Arabwel:Mystra, what about Xzar and Montaron?

Mystra:Arabwel, not even on a GOOD day.

Arabwel:Heh

Ezellohar:Mystra, do you think, that Aragorn and Boromir make a good couple?

Mystra:Ezellohar, sometime in the near future, ask again tomorrow.

Ezellohar:Lol

Arabwel:Heh

Arabwel:Is Legolas really a guy?

Mystra:Arabwel, maybe.

Arabwel:Mystra, so he is a she, then?

Mystra:Arabwel, all signs point to yes.

Couldn't help but bring up a nostalgic piece of text: Elminster File

www.acubicle.com/el_file.html (http://www.acubicle.com/el_file.html)

Originally From:
http://www.sorcerers.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=7;t=001332#000000

<MagusWizardo>Mystra, can you force people into another channel ??
<Mystra> MagusWizardo, absolutely yes!
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, *will* you force people into another channel for me ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, sometime in the near future. Ask again tommorow.
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, will you force people into this other channel now if I pay you to ??
<Mystra> MagusWizardo, we won`t go there.
<MagusWizardo>But you just said...
(at this point, I experimented with the die roller, and found that no value is allowed above 100)
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, can you count past 100 ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, not even on a GOOD day.
<MagusWizardo>I`m supposed to believe these answers are random ?? :D
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, are your answers random ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, over my dead body.
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, do you play any games ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, it would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, would it realy ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, yes.
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, *realy* ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, i`m busy.
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, are you busy ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, concentrate and ask again.
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, are you busy ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, I like to think so.
<MagusWizardo>Mystra, do you think about what you`re saying ??
<Mystra>MagusWizardo, never.

:D

NOBODY fools Mystra: :D

[21:40] <Shadow_Chick> Mystra, people like Sniper wants to go out with you, right?
[21:41] <Mystra> Shadow_Chick, that's a question you should ask yourself.
[21:41] <Shadow_Chick> hehe

Is there something you aren't telling us S_Goddess :p