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Tue, 11th Feb '03, 7:19pm
There has been a running joke in the chat room, that if you make it into the "Atlas of Doom" I will hunt you down and kill you! :evil: Anyway, I got this little travel atlas for free one day and decided to start marking SP members that are regulars in the chat room. Here is the list so far-Aikanaro, Aragorn II, ArtEChoke, Arabwel, Avarahtar, Azardu, Baezlebub, Baronius, Blackthorne TA, chevalier, DarkGoddess, Deathmage, dman, DePaara, Dudette, Dragon Jewel, ejsmith, Elionwy, Elios, Extremist, Faerus, Fallen Paladin, Falstaff, Faragon, Firestorm, Gopher, Harkle, Herf, joacqin, Lazy Bonzo, Lokken, Marnix, Master_of_Nuhn, Mollusken, Morgoth, PsychoMeat, Ragusa, Rallymama, reepnorp, Rotku, septic, Slith, Spellbound, Taluntain, Taza, Thorin, Uluk, Uytuun, Yerril and Zarakinthish. Do you want to make it on the hit list?
[ March 24, 2004, 21:42: Message edited by: Sorvo ]
Tue, 11th Feb '03, 11:49pm
I must be missing some fun goings on in the chat room. :aww:
Thu, 13th Feb '03, 4:57am
but... but... Im too young to die!
Heh soo that explains, Why you wanted to know where people lived.
Well Im just happy Im part of the club! Yea!
O, Btw, Sorvo, Putting our names in ABC order..
I like it... it has a nice touch. Allmost shows some brains...
Thu, 13th Feb '03, 11:04am
Thats the best compliment I've heard all day! Sorvo almost has brains! :p
Fri, 14th Feb '03, 3:44am
But, if you hunt me down and kill me, who will post all these topics every night?
*sigh* I need a protoge.
Fri, 14th Feb '03, 4:31am
Yea I know Tell me about it Elios, has been a busy bee with all the posting.
Well Im Still "alive" so I guess Sorvo Gave up =)
Or maybe someone scared him off.
/me hands batman 200dollars under the table.
Fri, 14th Feb '03, 5:22pm
Oh, Sorvo, put me on the list... My Ian Nottingham-wannabe friend will protect me :p
(the one making inside jokes)
Fri, 14th Feb '03, 5:33pm
Sure, put Velcro and me on the list. While it gives you the chance for a twin killing practically in your own backyard, ther will be two of us to fight through. And remember what they say about age and treachery... :evil:
[ February 14, 2003, 17:34: Message edited by: Rallymama ]
Fri, 14th Feb '03, 6:15pm
I haven't the time to stay in Chat often, but I'm always up for a challenge. Put me on the list, meanwhile, I'll be sharpening my sword ;)
*Puts in the order for his mace and crossbow*
I always go in prepared. :grin:
Fri, 14th Feb '03, 7:03pm
You need to be a SP member that enters the chat room! If you want it bad enough, I'll see you there ;)
Fri, 14th Feb '03, 9:27pm
It just takes forever to open that chat-applet... Never waited that long; however interesting it could be to make a visit. Well, perhaps today.
And turning off my web-radio could be a good idea...
It doesn´t load at all. I should, probably, change my Java settings or something...
*Below* Another idiot, eh? Well excuse me for not knowing. :grr: I don´t use IRC.
[ February 15, 2003, 12:06: Message edited by: Virne ]
Fri, 14th Feb '03, 10:17pm
get Mirc! or another IRCclient
BTW, since another idiot started this, A IRCSERVER IS NOT RUNNING MIRC... idiot
Mirc is clientsoftware and only runs on duuuuh clients
But this is just me being a silly :yot: er
hehehe seems i was in a pissed of mood, sorry, :p
[ March 12, 2003, 20:48: Message edited by: Morgoth ]
Wed, 12th Mar '03, 2:53am
Sorvo...I talk to you all the time on the chat room, why am I not on the list? I feel sad and left out.
/me goes out for a smoke
Fri, 14th Mar '03, 9:18pm
"Hunt you down and kill you?" Sorvo, I can curse you with a mere blink of my eye! Perhaps you should be happy to join Faragon and C'Jakob on my 'curse' list? Be afraid. VERY afraid.
Sat, 15th Mar '03, 12:03am
Yes, this belgian can curse your country with filthy water and scandals within your government.. you saw what happened with Holland!
This guy here has just eaten way to many freedom fries with disgusting mayonaise
Oh and youre welcome to put me on a curselist
Sat, 15th Mar '03, 2:24am
Wow, I'm included! I wish I could make the chatroom more often, but work, kids, wife, they all take time . . .
Sat, 15th Mar '03, 9:26am
Morgoth, you're on the list. What kind of curse would you like? And what's wrong with mayonaise?
Sat, 15th Mar '03, 1:15pm
:yot: Let's see... what's wrong with mayonnaise?
1) The semi-gelatinous texture creeps me out.
2) It tastes icky.
3) It's horribly non-nutritious.
These comments apply to the bottled stuff that comes from the grocery, not fresh, homemade mayo. That's an entirely different animal!
Sat, 15th Mar '03, 3:10pm
Obviously, you americans have never tasted the fine, fresh and incredibly good Devos-Lemmens Belgian Mayonaise? Taste it, and your opinion will surely change. Belgian food is fantastic.
Sat, 15th Mar '03, 7:46pm
These comments apply to the bottled stuff that comes from the grocery, not fresh, homemade mayo. That's an entirely different animal! Mayonaise is an animal??? :eek:
Sat, 15th Mar '03, 9:15pm
I was wondering the same actually...
Sun, 16th Mar '03, 8:00pm
Thread re-opened by special request. In order for it to stay open I don't want to see any unrelated nonsense discussed here again, or the posts of those who do that will be deleted and their post count bumped 50 posts lower.
Sun, 16th Mar '03, 8:10pm
Thanks, Tal :happy: If I couldn't add to the list, I would run out of victims :grin: FenixStrife, I need to see you in the chatroom again, because I was drunk and forgot where you lived :confused:
[ March 17, 2003, 19:32: Message edited by: Sorvo ]
Wed, 19th Mar '03, 8:49pm
Hey Sorvo, I started to wonder on your qualifications... Who and where thought you the nobkle art of killing people off? :p
(Elrond, Legolas why am I not surprised at this mess? What have you done to my kitchen?)
Fri, 21st Mar '03, 3:08pm
So, finally I have been nominated. Laetentur caeli!
Fri, 21st Mar '03, 11:53pm
Please kill him first, push that latin dictionary up his ass ... pleeeeeaaase :wail:
Master of Nuhn
Sat, 22nd Mar '03, 7:58pm
He probably has 2 dictionaries: Latin-Polish and Polish-Latin. He would die too quick! Could you do it page for page? :evil: Save one to wipe your hands with.
Should I be honored to be on the list?
Sat, 22nd Mar '03, 8:53pm
Everyone should be honored to be on the list :) The fact that I would go out of my way, just to take your life should make everyone feel privileged :lol: I hope none of you are taking this seriously :rolleyes:
Master of Nuhn
Sun, 23rd Mar '03, 11:50pm
I would seriously die for SP! :p
Mon, 24th Mar '03, 12:11am
I would seriously die for SPO quam dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
[How sweet and honourable is to die for your homeland]
Mon, 21st Apr '03, 7:52am
this post is very important yesindeed
i dont wanna die
Mon, 21st Apr '03, 7:56am
YAY! I get to be serial killed! What an honor!
Sat, 3rd May '03, 11:02pm
Sorvo knows where I live! :mommy:
Sun, 4th May '03, 5:37am
That's right :) Your special package is going out monday morning ;)
Sun, 4th May '03, 7:25pm
Special packages? So Thats why you offered to mail me something in return. :p
Sun, 4th May '03, 7:49pm
Yeah, SoCo! Anyone that sends me something, deserves something in return :evil:
Mon, 5th May '03, 12:52pm
*sends Sorvo some Pokemon cards and Teletubbles videos*
There! That should DEFINITELY get me killed :D
(Who, me, suicidal? Nah....)
Tue, 6th May '03, 7:06am
Thanks, Arabwel :) I'll save them for all the children I kidnap ;) Send some Barney too!
Tue, 6th May '03, 11:36am
Are you impotent or something? :D
Wed, 7th May '03, 9:24am
No, Morgoth, All these kidnapped children just remind me of the chatroom :)
Wed, 7th May '03, 4:36pm
Sorvo, don't forget to take beer with you when you come to kill me.
Thu, 8th May '03, 6:15am
I'll have a keg strapped to my back for the whole journey :) Hell, I'll be so drunk, You will probably kill me ;)
Thu, 15th May '03, 9:07pm
Sorvo, you better start working out now, its a long trip with that heavy keg on your back.
Tue, 8th Jul '03, 11:04pm
Bring two or three kegs, and come at "Beer Time!"
I'll be ready and waiting.
Sun, 17th Aug '03, 6:53am
My doorbell has been pretty quiet, I also don't hear any knocking at me door. And Since I live the nearist to you, I thought I was first to die. So my question is Did Sorvo lost his way? Or what?
[ August 17, 2003, 07:10: Message edited by: SoCo ]
Sun, 17th Aug '03, 7:06am
Just waiting for new arrivals :p
Sun, 17th Aug '03, 8:13am
Rotku not on list.
Should I be happy or sad...?
Sun, 17th Aug '03, 9:14am
Want to add me in your list? :p
That would be the second list I'm in. In the another one I'm in top 5. :D
Tue, 19th Aug '03, 4:14pm
I just realized that I never posted here before.
Well, now I did.
Sorvo, promise me that before the killing and the whatever we'll have a beer together! :D
Tue, 19th Aug '03, 4:39pm
SoCo, I'm not sure but I may be geographically closer to Sorvo than you... *gulp*
But I shouldn't be worried right now - if he shows up on my doorstep I'm likely to hand him a box, a roll of tape, and a marker!
Thu, 21st Aug '03, 2:50am
Woohoo! I'm on the list! I have no rememberance of what i did to get on it but woohoo! Slith, when he comes to the south, im staying at your house.
Sun, 24th Aug '03, 2:37am
Rallymama, Yeah i think you are too. Wow I feel so much better :D
Thu, 18th Sep '03, 6:43am
Yay, I made it on the list too, and I've been on the Chatrooms for less than a week!
Thu, 18th Sep '03, 6:48am
Oh wow, yay, the joy overwhelms :D Well, I guess it's good that a middle-aged drunk guy is gonna come to your house and bludgeon you to death with a large club with a nail in it. Or not, depending on your own personal view...
[ September 19, 2003, 01:52: Message edited by: Slith ]
Thu, 18th Sep '03, 7:45am
Slith, I thought you don't post on the Boards anymore :p I decided to axe DeBhaal also ;) Any other nicks that shouldn't be there?
Mon, 22nd Sep '03, 7:25am
Well, I'd like to think that I'm on the list, but really no one want to come over to Australia. Or rather, we won't let you in. We rock here, and dont want any of you filthy foreigners getting in to gods own chosen land.
My own hit list is well on its way to being finished. Although, there isnt all that many people on it.It reads:
Ronald McDonald. His hair is just Too red.
Im trying to think of more.
Mon, 22nd Sep '03, 8:49am
What about that asailent off Johnny English, his hair's the same.
Mon, 22nd Sep '03, 7:00pm
Sorvo, I offer you my help with some of those nicks :evil: :tie: :bigeyes:
Mon, 22nd Sep '03, 8:54pm
what's wrong with people with red hair? :hmm:
If Sorvo comes anywhere near me he'll be beaten with a stick... though it has not and never will have a nail in it.
Perhaps Sorvo could take a picture of himself and his latest victim and put it up on the member photos :grin:
Mon, 22nd Sep '03, 11:56pm
Octara, I don't see your name on the list, so you have nothing to worry about :p
Sun, 2nd Nov '03, 10:52am
I have reached the atlas of doom. :)
But i don't have to worry about Sorvo... He can't even locate this place from a map. :p
I live in backwoods called Ikaalinen.
Mon, 3rd Nov '03, 1:12pm
Oh, don't worry, Taza... if he comes here first, I'll provide him with detailed directions before he blows my head off.
Incidentally, expect me to be paranoid soon... I'll be taking part in a "murder circle" and someone may very well knock on the door and shoot me. Well... pretend to shoot me anyway.
Thu, 13th Nov '03, 1:07am
Hooray! I'm to be killed by Sorvo!
Wed, 3rd Dec '03, 7:00pm
Time to join the hurricane! :cool:
Hail Sorvo! Hail Sorcerer's Place!
Hail Civilized Chat! Die spams!
Wed, 24th Mar '04, 5:46am
I'm still waiting... and the beer is long gone - you're gonna have to fend for yourself!
Wed, 24th Mar '04, 5:54am
Sorry I haven't been around to kill anyone yet, but I have been "Defeating chevaliers Castle" in #sorcerers as of late ;) Spring time is here though and murder is on my mind :p
Wed, 24th Mar '04, 1:29pm
How dare you, you... you... spammer! :shake: :lol: :grin: :lol:
Wed, 24th Mar '04, 9:44pm
/me chuckles malevolently...
I'm in the Atlas once again...Muahahaha!
Time to set up those man-traps I've been saving for a rainy day...though my floormates may complain... ;)