View Full Version : What would the SPers NOT say?


Register
Tue, 15th Jun '04, 11:22pm
Just like the old, popular topic from the ToB forum, what would the regulars and others from SP not say? Like, Ragusa would say: "Vote Bush 2004." :D

Add yours...

chevalier
Tue, 15th Jun '04, 11:33pm
Sorvo: No, thank you. I've had enough beer already as it is.

Barmy Army
Tue, 15th Jun '04, 11:35pm
Harbourboy: Come on England!!!

Death Rabbit
Tue, 15th Jun '04, 11:45pm
Chevalier: "..."

:p

Splunge
Tue, 15th Jun '04, 11:50pm
Grey Magistrate:
Give me Liberty* or give me death

*where Liberty is the trade name of a very good prostitute. :D

(ps: @ D.R - you stole my chev comment! :p )

Sarevok•
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 12:03am
Hahaha I guess it would have to be

Morsmordre: Yes Sarevok I hate England as well.

Harbourboy
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 12:19am
Well, I might well say "Come on England" if they were playing Australia at cricket and Shane Warne was bowling and the Aussies were all cock-a-hoop about being the best in the world.

How about:

Anybody: "George Bush rocks the house, man!"

joacqin
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 12:23am
Tal: Wow, this newbie really had a new and refreshing way of handling the English language.

fade
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 1:40am
Tal: I r t3h l33t

:D

Harbourboy
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 3:09am
Chandos the Red: "The Constitution? It's not too bad. I rolled 10 but I could have done with 14."

Faerus Stoneslammer
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 3:13am
Jaguar: That young and hearty Manitoban...

Beren: My favourite BG romance has got to be Viconia. She's just so much better than Aerie and *especially* that annoying Jaheira.

chev: I just don't know anything about women. ;)

Chandos the Red
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 3:15am
Hack and Slash: Make an intelligent choice, and vote for ANYONE other than GW. Bush. America needs a change for the better. There, HS, now didn't that feel good? :grin:

I rolled 10 but I could have done with 14." I didn't even think anyone would notice. :rolleyes: :shake:

[ June 16, 2004, 03:30: Message edited by: Chandos the Red ]

Harbourboy
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 3:30am
Chev: "Don't listen to ME. YOU'RE the expert on this one."

Falstaff: "I ain't got no cares if kids don't spel proper or if they ain't got good grammar. So long as they no wot they mean."

DrowLicious
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 3:43am
Beren: "I love when you piss off the other forum users with your smart-ass remarks, Sauron the Wolf!"

Falstaff
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 3:54am
Deathmage: "Would you guys please be quiet! I'm trying to have a nice, sensible conversation with Taza about world peace."

The entire AoDA Crew: "I Hate Politics!"


More to come...

Oaz
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 4:16am
Aik: "Roleplaying? That's for losers. Real men powergame."

Ara, Eze, Shura (okay, so they've all left): "It's a beautiful day outside. I think I'll wear a nice plaid. Or is that out this season?"

Takara
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 8:23am
Spellbound: Would you like some help battering Deathmage to death?

Octara: Spiders are nasty things that creep me out

Deathmage
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 10:10am
@Falstaff: LMAO!!! :D
@Takara: I have a dreaded feeling Spelly *would* actually say that.

Anyways...

Rotku: "Rotku's not at all great, please forgive me!"
Taza: "Octara who?"

Jaguar
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 10:19am
Chev: Really, I don't like my posts any longer then a line or two.

Tal: Hey everybody, SPAMMING CONTEST!!!

Takara: Yuck! I hate anything even related to turnips!

Faerus: I am in complete control of my love life.

Deathmage: That is an interesting point. Now let me make my well informed rebuttle with the help of my resources...

Octara: Man my fish is ugly.

Aikanaro
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 10:25am
Oaz: 'Pfft, I'm sick of this D&D crap. Let's play something else'

Takara
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 10:29am
hmm, Jaguar: Insane and weird comments are for idiots. We should all have intellectual discussions. :p

Frostbite
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 11:50am
Inthuultril: *spelling "the" Right, every time*

Pfft. I'm getting better though.

Wordplay
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 1:32pm
[ Just thought to note how well constructed your post was. Carry on. --Beren ]

[ I'm here. Really. You just haven't seen me much. --BTA ]

8people: "I ate some hampsters for breakfast, hehe."

:p

Deathmage
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 2:07pm
Rotku: "Guards! He's wasting my time!"
Vimes: "* Vimes dies."


A sort of inside joke :D

Spellbound
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 7:54pm
Tal -- "No thanks...we don't need any donations right now." :D

Taza -- "Gee, I had a real hard time with that battle -- I must be doing something wrong!" :lol:

[ June 16, 2004, 20:05: Message edited by: Spellbound ]

Hugo
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 8:11pm
Hugo: (actually being present but silent)Deathmage: actually Hugo, that's a good point.
Octara: can I have some of that trout please
DarkGoddess: Group Hug Time
Takara: spam really get's dull over time
:borg:

Grrr - typo's driving me STARK RAVING MAD

Barmy Army
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 8:14pm
lol, some good ones :)

Sarevok Anchev (in new country) - Steak and chips please! And chuck some salad cream on the side please chap!

Caleb - Jesus christ, how over the hill is Roberto Baggio??!!

Beren - Don't worry guys. Talk about making love to sheep is pretty borderline, but I'll let it pass! Keep up the intelligent posting!

Harbourboy
Wed, 16th Jun '04, 9:52pm
Beren: "What's a few off-topic comments between friends?"

Deathmage: "Think I'd better go to sleep now. I want to get get up early in the morning."

Octara: "Who needs a sword, anyway?"

Splunge
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 3:15am
Arabwel: "Hello"

(note the complete absence of typo's :p :p :p )

Harbourboy
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 4:00am
Splunge: "Enough joking around guys! Can we be serious for a moment?"

Deathmage
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 6:04am
Spellbound: "Deathmage, I love you!"

dman18
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 6:26am
Deathmage: God I hate pirates!!
Anyone here: Bioware and Black Isle made crappy games!

Harbourboy
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 6:30am
Baronius: "Who CARES about Quantum Mechanics?"

Aikanaro
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 7:35am
The SPAM team: 'Arr!'

:grin:

Faerus Stoneslammer
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 8:21am
BTA: I have this home recipe for napalm I've been wanting to mention...

Takara: Turnip? No thanks, I think I'll have a carrot instead.

Deathmage: Arr!
Deathmage: I really don't mind if you shorten my name to "Dm". Really.

Faraaz
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 9:10am
Aldeth: I hate polls...they're nasty annoying things.

:p :p :p

Deathmage
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 10:15am
Octara: "Deathmage, I love you!"
Celebir: "Why don't we just all go a little insane and let ourselves free?"

Harkle
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 11:30am
Gothmog•: I just don't like druids, those treehuggers are so boring.

Jaguar
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 12:54pm
david w: I don't want to be confrontational...

Splunge: So I did a varial kickflip after a 360 shuv-it with a kickflip and followed up with a hardflip and finished with a regular popshuv-it with a kickflip.

Beren: Forget 'law' and 'rules. I say just do whatever you feel like.

Rastor: Forget mods. A vanilla game is where its at!

Faragorn: Come on, everyone knows elves are better then dwarves.

Wordplay
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 3:03pm
Jaguar: "God damn I hate my life!" :D

Register
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 10:10pm
Aikianaro: So, anyone up for a good ol' D&D3e game?

Blog
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 11:27pm
reepnorp: "Go Sens Go!"

Sir Bel: "Go Leafs Go!"

Me: "Go Flyers Go!"

Sarevok•
Thu, 17th Jun '04, 11:31pm
Tal: LOL ROFL OMFG WTFZORZ!!111111111


_______________

Tal

Falstaff
Fri, 18th Jun '04, 7:47am
Beren : "I hate Jaheira"

Chev: "Evil is Good, Paladins Suck"

Spellbound: "No, go ahead, decapitate the bloody fool"

Sorvo: "Drugs Are Bad"

Beren: "Sure guys, that's completely appropriate for SP!"

dman18
Fri, 18th Jun '04, 4:49pm
Chev: I'm gay you guys!

Morgoth
Fri, 18th Jun '04, 10:08pm
Octara: Actually I am a 40 year old FBI agent with a moustache. You're under arrest...

Dendri
Fri, 18th Jun '04, 11:09pm
Hack'n Slash: How to make friends? Take it easy with offhanded slights. :D

Falstaff: I am the epitome of moral and all things bright and shiny.

Shura ( :( ): Devouring Aeries beating heart and wearing her ears as a necklace is not a nice thing to do. Groody.

8people
Fri, 18th Jun '04, 11:20pm
Why is nobody calling me 8people in this thread? :p

Takara: Gnomes suck, especially that Jan in BG2.

Jaguar: omg, DM is *really* my father...

BBR: I'll just stop talking now then

Harbourboy: Portboy and I have decided to end our rivalry and form the Seaside Alliance

DM: Can someone please reset my word count? It's too high.

Morgoth: I've just been arrested by some 40 year old FBI agent with a moustache...

Wirhe gets away as he called me 8people ;)

chevalier
Fri, 18th Jun '04, 11:55pm
Mystra: You can keep your money. :D

Grey Magistrate: Let's go get some ass. And I hate poetry and everything romantic! :shake: :lol:

Hacken Slash: Vote Kerry! Vote Kerry!

Ragusa: Wow! President Bush is coming over! Maybe he'll sign a photo for me :grin:

RuneQuester: What would Jesus do? :good:

Slith: Octara isn't my type :lol: :p

Slith
Sat, 19th Jun '04, 12:42am
Octara: Slith, marry me!

chevalier: I'm going on a gay pride parade this week! Anyone care to join me?

Taza: I can't stand Octara.

Ragusa: Thank you, Hacken Slash, for that valuable observation - the Republican party certainly has stronger precepts than the Democratic.

Taluntain: I'm praying nightly for Dubya to win the next election!

Rotku: Really, I'm not all that great.

Wildfire_: Heh

Slith: Deathmage, I admit defeat.

[ June 19, 2004, 01:26: Message edited by: Slith ]

Takara
Sat, 19th Jun '04, 1:02am
Octara: Sure have a Cow BBQ, I'll cook.

Slith: I love all you guys

Faerus: My lovelife is finally sorted.

Hacken Slash
Sat, 19th Jun '04, 4:19am
Chandos the Red: "Oh, hun...while you're at the store, pick up a case of Lone Star Beer for me, I'm going to watch Monday Night Football as soon as the 700 club is over"

Wordplay
Sat, 19th Jun '04, 2:29pm
Wirhe gets away as he called me 8people [Wink] Well, aren't you a "people person" now. :D

Volsung
Sat, 19th Jun '04, 4:03pm
Arabwel: "I hate SP! :mad: "

Chevy: "I know nothing" :rolleyes: :D

Master of Nuhn
Sun, 20th Jun '04, 12:27pm
Jack Funk: Would you PLEASE stop the music?!
Death Rabbit: I curse the day that MoN was born. (same birthday)
Some undecided members: I would never change my displayed name! ;)

Icingdeath45
Sun, 20th Jun '04, 5:58pm
Everyone at SP: Baulders Gate..what the hell is that?

Faragon
Sun, 20th Jun '04, 6:27pm
Actually, that we would say :) (It's baldur's gate ;) )

Register
Mon, 21st Jun '04, 12:37am
Faragon: Sure Caleb, i have no problems at all to be called Faragorn.

8people: Okay, I admit it, I am a cannibal after all

Morsmodre: Screw England, let's go and burn the flag!!

Wiegraf Folles
Mon, 21st Jun '04, 12:46am
Tal: no (or yes, or some other one word post)

Harbourboy
Mon, 21st Jun '04, 3:08am
Deathmage: "I never go to restaurants for dinner."

8people: "I don't mind WHAT you call me, just make sure you invite me to that seafood restaurant next time you go, DM."

Morsmordre: "Who cares if a few refereeing decisions go against England? I bet there are just as many that go in our favour. Que sera sera."

Rastor
Mon, 21st Jun '04, 3:52am
Tal: no (or yes, or some other one word post) http://www.sorcerers.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=000896

chevalier: "All of the new ways of doing things are better than the old ways."
Mathetais: "I'm an atheist."

Deathmage
Mon, 21st Jun '04, 4:12am
NaeVa: "Thanks, Taza! I love you, man!"

Icingdeath45
Mon, 21st Jun '04, 4:56am
Actually, that we would say (It's baldur's gate ) leave my typing ability out of this :p

Faerus Stoneslammer
Mon, 21st Jun '04, 6:29am
Faerus: My lovelife is finally sorted. :D I think it *may* just be... :shake:

Rotku: Anyone up for a good ol' game of <insert sport name, other than hockey, here>.

Slith: What happened to that Vimes guy who used to be in #sorcerers?

chevalier: The great and holy Buddha once said...

Mathetais: Math really sucks.

Tal: Member number 1 no longer exists. I took over after he mysteriously "disappeared".

Aikanaro
Mon, 21st Jun '04, 1:52pm
Apeman: 'Now, gather around and hold hands. We shall now commence this week's seance!'

Hugo
Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 10:56am
I have been
Rolling On This Very Floor Laughing My Bloody Arse Off :shake: :spin: :heh:
This topic is hilarious and on a side note
As the Team Spam representative: Arr! :lol:
:borg:

Aikanaro
Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 12:07pm
Bwahahaha - we just had the most amazing chatroom 'conversation'. Hugo revealed that he is in fact - Big Bald Ranger, who is most definitely not of the Sorcerer's Place Artful Minds guild. The SPAMers who were online (Taza, Deathmage, Tiamat, and me) were kind enough to educate him
:grin:

Hmm, a bit off topic, but anyhow

Lazy Bonzo
Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 7:32pm
Chevalier: No coffee for me today.

Jesper898
Mon, 28th Jun '04, 1:57am
Chev: "I'm speechless" or "No comment".

Oddly, I can't think of anything else, right now :D

Rastor
Mon, 28th Jun '04, 2:40am
Rastor: Forget mods. A vanilla game is where its at!
I just saw that. That's hilarious!

Spellbound: I love Rastor.
8people: I'm adorable.
Deathmage: I'm not going to spam the chatroom anymore.
Wirhe: Microsoft rules.

Apeman
Mon, 28th Jun '04, 9:35am
LoL Aikanaro, should have seen that one coming.


Tal: Look a newbie openened yet another one word story thread, quickly let's post and raise our post count :p

chevalier
Tue, 29th Jun '04, 12:43am
BTA: "Don't knock it off, you bozos!" :shake: :lol:

Tal: "The new design is ready." :D

casey
Tue, 29th Jun '04, 3:21pm
Aikanaro (probably more like everyone on SP): I love Interplay, it's too bad that their dying.

Hugo
Sat, 10th Jul '04, 2:33am
There still seem to be a mix-up where people confuse the SPAM guild aka Sorcerers Place Artful Minds (Deathmage, Aik, that ilk)
With Team Spam aka the NeoSpammers, including Takara, Supercle, me, and some others.
SPAM guild people say Arrr! all the time, and Team Spam people say it to piss off the SPAM'er.
Oh and btw this probably a kinda pointless post but what the heck it's very early/late (2.30 AM) so I'm entitled to sillyness)
Btw2: Fallstaff has in fact been known to 'let things slide'. I was there, wouldn't have believed it if I wasn't - not from anyone.
So gr33tz allzorz :p
:borg:

Xei Win Toh
Wed, 14th Jul '04, 3:42pm
MoN: Hail Satan! :evil:

Me: Jesus loves us! :hippy:

Takara
Wed, 14th Jul '04, 4:24pm
hang on a sec XWT, you just said it.

/me cratches head in confusion.

That's a bit of a paradox that.

Jaguar
Thu, 15th Jul '04, 2:08am
Takara: I make perfect sense.

Takara
Thu, 15th Jul '04, 10:49am
Of course I make sense Jaguar! Everyone else is just too insane to understand me. :grin:

Wordplay
Thu, 15th Jul '04, 3:15pm
Taluntain: "Truth to be told, I forgot all about the new design and just didn't have the guts to tell the truth, hoping that you would just let the matter lie until it dies out. Sorry, everybody; but I still love you!" :p

Foradasthar
Thu, 15th Jul '04, 3:43pm
Tough one. I'd like to say something about everyone but only two apparent-to-everyone clichés come to mind:

Chev: "I'm just a little modest loser who doesn't know anything about much anything"

Tal: "my boardz R open to ne1 of u n00bz out there who caNT sp3ll reight"

Something about Shura and flowers also springs to mind but he's not here anymore..

Rastor
Thu, 15th Jul '04, 9:57pm
Arabwel: "My life is perfect."

Smyther
Fri, 16th Jul '04, 5:24am
Chev: Does this thong make me look fat?

Deathmage
Fri, 16th Jul '04, 5:44am
Eze: "I love guys."
Deathmage: "Hey guys! My ALFA character just hit level three!"

Jaguar
Fri, 16th Jul '04, 8:03am
Splunge: Look at the time. I'm late for my Tai Chi class.

Chev: I'm sorry, Jesus who?

Deathmage: So, who else has seen 'Fried Green Tomatos'? It made me cry like a baby.

Sir Bel: I don't watch movies. Ancient texts are where its at.

Tal: Nobody else needs to donate anymore. Deathmage just gave ten times Seayer has.

Jesper898
Wed, 28th Jul '04, 5:14am
Boo the Great: "Books are the legacies that a great genius leaves to mankind, which are delivered down from generation to generation as presents to the posterity of those who are yet unborn."

Nakia
Wed, 28th Jul '04, 8:24pm
I keep coming back to this thread wishing I could come with some brilliant remark or at least semi.

me: Thieves suck.

Wirhe: That is a very positive and workable idea.

Had to try or go nuts-nuttier.

Splunge
Wed, 28th Jul '04, 8:37pm
Jaguar: What this Board desparately needs is more old people.

:p

chevalier
Fri, 30th Jul '04, 2:34am
Splunge: "I'm not sexy anymore." :p

Djieff
Fri, 30th Jul '04, 3:49pm
Death Rabbit: Let's keep this serious, people...

Lazy Bonzo
Fri, 30th Jul '04, 7:37pm
Wirhe: Relationships? I love 'em! They're my entire life, no more of this love 'em and leave 'em attituide. No sir-ee-bob!

Hugo
Fri, 30th Jul '04, 11:09pm
@Jesper - lol - he can't formulate a sentence that complex on his native language - let alone in English :D
:borg:

NaeVa
Tue, 17th Aug '04, 1:46pm
Octara/8people: I love NaeVa`!

Also Octara/8people: /me kisses NaeVa`.

DeathMage/Dm: I love NaeVa`!

Deathmage
Wed, 18th Aug '04, 10:43am
Correction for above post: Deathmage, and DM. Anyways.

Sorvo: Hi. My name is Bill. I'm an alcoholic addict.
Crowd: Hi, Bill...

:D

Abomination
Wed, 18th Aug '04, 11:32am
chev: "Woo! Idiot of the week again!"

Apeman
Mon, 23rd Aug '04, 1:32pm
Chev: I'll be gone for a year due to business but I won't open a thread in the sundries, it's not like I post *that* much.

Wordplay
Mon, 23rd Aug '04, 3:33pm
I see some of my remarks in a certain thread have been noticed. :D (Btw, Lazy Bonzo; that is so true. ;) )

8people: "GUESS WHAT I LOVE?! *PEOPLE!* Get it? PEOPLE! Bwahahaha!" :lol:

Deathmage: <Insert a reply longer than two lines.>

Chevalier: <Insert a reply SHORTER than two lines> :p

NaeVa
Tue, 24th Aug '04, 2:56am
Me: ...

Taluntain
Tue, 24th Aug '04, 1:02pm
You say that all the time, NaeVa. Anyway, enough of posting what you wouldn't say, or of one person posting what the same people wouldn't say in a dozen variants. Make one post and make it count.

Arabwel
Tue, 24th Aug '04, 2:51pm
Deathmage: I hate pirates, give me navy any day of the week!

(I know that sucks, but it's the only thing I could think of.... :p )

Frostbite
Wed, 25th Aug '04, 7:02pm
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