View Full Version : If SP were a movie...


Laiwethel
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 4:40am
If life at SP were a movie, who would you like to have play you?

Me, I'd like to have Claudia Christian, she of Susan Ivanova of Babylon 5 fame, play me.

Anyone else?

Rallymama
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 4:43am
another Claudia here, but Claudia Black. She of Farscape/SG-1 fame.

Do we get to nominate who will play others, too?

kuemper
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 5:16am
Female: Janine Garafelo. Her sarcastic acting in "The Truth About Cats and Dogs" is me to a capital T.

Male: Bruce Campbell. 'Nuff said.

jaded empath
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 5:17am
Well, I'd have to plug for Bruce Campbell - funny, witty, quite capable of taking a lot of punishment (ask Sam Raimi :D )

Dalveen
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 5:24am
Well, me personally would have to be Brad Pitt, seeing as we look just as good as each other...

(If my friend had his way it would be Rowan Atkinson, he always said i looked like Mr. Bean)

Felinoid
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 5:36am
Choose a human to play me? :shake: You must be joking. But if I had to pick someone to dress up as a Tzenkethi, I'd pick Josh Groban; we have similar voices.

@Rally:
I figure we can nominate for anyone on the SP staff, and in that vein I'd like to nominate Morgan Freeman as Taluntain. He always does so well as a authority figure you can respect. He even managed to play God well.

Kitrax
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 8:23am
Me? For an actor to play me, they would have to *be* me. But since no one else *is* me...except me...I'd choose Adam Sandler to play me. :thumb: :rolling:

Arifirh
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 12:22pm
Michael Palin - my style of cheerfully bemused optimism, Englishness, and similar sense of humour :D

The Kilted Crusader
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 12:49pm
Dal, you look just like Rowan - especially in the first series of Blackadder ;)

Sean Connery for myself, I reckon :p

Splunge
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 3:55pm
Oh, I dunno - maybe one of the Olson twins. :bigeyes: :hahaerr:

Nakia
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 4:24pm
I'd like a tall, willowy, youthful blond female to play me but to be realistic it would have to be a short, slim, elderly woman.

And if we are playing our avatars I have no idea who there is to play a female, halfling rogue.

Hugo
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 4:35pm
Well... If someone were to play me, I'd want Stuart Townsend to play me.... Since QotD, I've been rather fond of his likeness :p
:borg:

Ofelix
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 5:01pm
Good question, I think I'd like Ewan Mecgregor, our hair are similar. Plus he is one of my favourite actors.

Or maybe Christian Clavier, y'know that good french actor?

Dendri
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 6:17pm
Can mine be a pak'ma'ra? Bumbling around the halls of SP, mostly ignored, yet somehow always present. :p

Perhaps there's not enough character with them...

Then I will go for that Brad Dourif person, who, among other acts, played Grima in LotR. Love the disturbing roles he takes up.

Enagonios
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 8:48pm
jesus h christ. i don't think i've looked like a bigger dumbass EVER. it was saturday today, and I've just dropped home the biggest mistake one of my best friends ever made. I swear to God, I was just waiting for a slip from her new guy. would have kicked the **** out of him, that's for damn sure. That's just to salve his pride though. because the girl is DEFINETELY a cheater.

Blackthorne TA
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 8:58pm
Eh? Is that some kind of movie plot? Doesn't sound much like SP... :lol:

Enagonios
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 9:15pm
er, my bad :D

meant to drop that off in the RB thread :p

while we're at it though, guy who'd play me would probably be Dante Basco, who played Rufio in Hook :/

joacqin
Sat, 27th Aug '05, 11:52pm
Drew Carey

Harbourboy
Sun, 28th Aug '05, 3:56pm
John Cusack

Sticker
Sun, 28th Aug '05, 5:50pm
Arnold 20 years ago, like in the Conan movies, that would be cool. :cool:

Barmy Army
Sun, 28th Aug '05, 10:28pm
**** knows... errr.. Sean Bean I suppose, because he sounds a bit like me.

Ayup, ee's a big Yorksher lad like! Baa gum!

Rallymama
Mon, 29th Aug '05, 3:17am
@Nakia: How about Dame Maggie Smith, aka Professor Minerva McGonagall?

Arabwel
Mon, 29th Aug '05, 3:41am
I was thinking that Judi Dench would be a better choice for Nakia..... :D

Ad for me... I am thinking Angelina Jolie :D

Nakia
Mon, 29th Aug '05, 3:53am
Hum, think Ara might be right. But Judi Dench would have to lose a few pounds. I'm 5'2" and weigh 125 LBS. Not skinny but by no means overweight.

Bion
Mon, 29th Aug '05, 3:57am
Steve Coogan, I've been told...

especially in the first series of BlackadderNah, only the haircut...

Eldular
Mon, 29th Aug '05, 4:48am
For me it would be Antonio Banderas, one of my fav actors, and also since I'm half spanish/cuban.

Elwithral Irenicus
Mon, 29th Aug '05, 5:12am
Since I'm 13.. I dont know..

I hate child stars (well most)..

I have blond hair and have a build.. not bragging

i dont know

Arabwel
Mon, 29th Aug '05, 5:31am
Jake Lloyd? :D

Benan
Mon, 29th Aug '05, 5:50am
I've been told I look like Colin Farrel, and I do tend to be a little wild and unpredictible.

Barmy Army
Mon, 29th Aug '05, 9:07pm
I've been told I look like Colin Farrel, Who by? Your mother? :lol:

Just kidding mate :thumb: .

Sydax
Mon, 29th Aug '05, 10:21pm
James Gandolfini.

Jaguar
Tue, 30th Aug '05, 1:18am
Seann William Scott. It's all about the attitude.

Elwithral Irenicus
Tue, 30th Aug '05, 5:26am
Whoa me and my friend act like Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott in Dude Where's My Car.. minus the potsmoking.. but we are alot like them AND at one time had twins for girlfriends.. :D creepy. eh?

kuemper
Tue, 30th Aug '05, 1:19pm
Dude! Sweet! :hippy:

Shrikant
Wed, 31st Aug '05, 1:54am
Al Pachino, like he was in Scarface.

Carcaroth
Wed, 31st Aug '05, 1:53pm
Richard E. Grant or Alan Rickman.

Although Dwight Shultz may provide a more realistic characterisation.

The Magpie
Wed, 31st Aug '05, 5:32pm
Gary Oldman, preferably a la Leon.

Of course, if Gary's not available, Jeremy Irons is always able to stand in at short notice! :lol:

More realistically it'd probably have to be Jonathan Cummins in Goldeneye: "I am inveencible!" :shake:

Arabwel
Thu, 1st Sep '05, 2:21am
It's Alan Cummings, not Jonathan. :D

Sarevok•
Thu, 1st Sep '05, 2:51am
I think vin diesel would be good to play me.

Master of Nuhn
Thu, 1st Sep '05, 2:48pm
In most movies I have seen of the lad, Tom Hanks plays a regular guy (nevermind the interesting stories). In Saving Private Ryan he is just a teacher. In The Green Mile he is a normal jailer. In Sleepless in Seattle he isn't much of an extra-ordinairy person either.
He could play me. I have seen too few movies to think of many actors, though.

Cúchulainn
Thu, 1st Sep '05, 4:35pm
Vincent Price in his Edgar Allen Poe movies, though I don't look like him at all. I would make an excellent Dr Phibes :shake:

Benan
Wed, 14th Sep '05, 6:11pm
Who by? Your mother?

Just kidding mateYes. Don't tell anyone else.

NonSequitur
Thu, 15th Sep '05, 2:20am
Elijah Wood or Randy Orton... probably Elijah, since I'm guessing no-one else here knows who Randy Orton is.

They'd need to get the "Charlize Theron in Monster" treatment, though - I'm as ugly as a mud fence.

Djieff
Thu, 15th Sep '05, 3:39pm
since I'm guessing no-one else here knows who Randy Orton is.
What? He's the frickin' LEGEND KILLER!!! :rolleyes:

Ahem. Gabriel Byrne would do a decent enough me.

Uytuun
Thu, 15th Sep '05, 11:09pm
I think I'd go for Natalie Portman.

Ofelix
Fri, 16th Sep '05, 1:27am
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Who by? Your mother?

Just kidding mate
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Yes. Don't tell anyone else Soooo we all know your little secret now! Ah ah ah! Okay seriously... just kidding also.

Huuumm, Oh yes in case you forgot; Ewan Mecgregor (in his Big Fish role) with darker hair and wayyyy younger.

I'm sure he's pround to look likes me THE ofelix, the talking gem

chevalier
Fri, 16th Sep '05, 4:52pm
Mat Lucas maybe.

Aldeth the Foppish Idiot
Fri, 16th Sep '05, 5:15pm
Definitely Gary Coleman :lol:

Death Rabbit
Fri, 16th Sep '05, 7:51pm
Long Dong Silver.

Nocturnal Nomad
Sun, 18th Sep '05, 2:38pm
Damn, you beat me to it, DR.

Well, in that case, Robert De Niro, but a bit younger.
Probably round the time he played in Taxi Driver.

NonSequitur
Mon, 19th Sep '05, 3:29am
Djeff, you're a champion!

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since I'm guessing no-one else here knows who Randy Orton is.

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What? He's the frickin' LEGEND KILLER!!! Which is why he'd be great to play me - he's got the in-character arrogance to do it perfectly, plus (like me) he's in a suit 80% of the time.

He'd still need the ugly-as-sin make-up treatment, though.

Darkwolf
Tue, 20th Sep '05, 7:07pm
I would like for Clive Owen to play me, but I guess on appearance I would have to go with Jason Statham for his hairline. If they are not available Bruce Willis will fill in fine. :p

Disciple of The Watch
Fri, 30th Sep '05, 3:12am
without hesitation Jamie Denton. (alias Mr. Lyle, for those who watched The Pretender) He's one badass mofo!

DarkStrider
Fri, 30th Sep '05, 12:24pm
Since I've been beaten to 2 of the best darkside actors Oldman and Owen it'll have to be....

Anthony Hopkins a la Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal

Colthrun
Fri, 30th Sep '05, 12:53pm
I'm trying to decide between Chuck Norris, Dolph Lundgren, and David Hasselhoff for my role... :D

Drugar
Fri, 30th Sep '05, 1:11pm
David Duchovny :D

Goli Ironhead
Fri, 30th Sep '05, 2:09pm
Jim Carrey! :D
He's one great actor!