Yeah, yeah, it's officially my b-day as of Oct. 11, 1.27am. I'm 35 which means I now have to pay attention to those medical warnings should I get pregnant (ha ha) or go back to smoking. :bigeyes: Oh boy, mamograms in my future. :p

Happy birthday, kuemper! :roll:

/me passes out slices of birthday cake to everyone

Happy Birthday! :banana:

HAve a :beer: on me :D

/me gets out the silly hats

Happy b'day, Kuemper!

/me lugs in a keg of :beer:

Just remember - in the words of Steve Carell...



"You are not getting OLDER! You are getting BETTER!"

Heya kuemper, 1970 is the year of the dog in chinese astrology. (No I'm not asian decent but I know someone very close to me who was born that year)

Feliz Cumplianos kuemper! *hands her a bunch of balloons filled with confetti shaped like little number 35's* Just remember that 35 will seem very young when you hit 50. *pops one of the balloons so that the confetti flies around*

I'm going to go look up your mexican sign now and edit this post when I find out. (I am 1/2 mexican by marriage)

*edit* Like promised here is your aztec horoscope. You are Ocelotl - Ocelot. Very interesting, let me know if there is any truth to the description. http://www.maths.utas.edu.au/People/Michael/Aztec.html Just enter your date and year under the Natal part.

[ October 11, 2005, 06:21: Message edited by: Dragonfly ]

Just remember Kuemper, only 5 more years till you're over-the-hill. :geezer:

Happy b-day to you anyway! :p :rolling:

:banana: Happy birth-minute, kuemper!
/me gives kuemper her birth-minute kiss ... on the forehead, you rumdukes! :p
(Boy, I hope I guessed the right time zone.)

Oh boy, mamograms in my future. :p Hey, if Deanna Favre can get breast cancer, it can happen to anybody. And I expect to see you here on SP for many years to come, so go get 'em squished regularly. :hahaerr:

Happy B-Day have a beer...or two...or three... :beer: :beer: :beer:

Happy Birthsday Kuemper :)

@Dragonfly - Interesting on target for the most.

/me accepts HBDs, cake, confetti and :beer:

Thanks all. What a nice way to wake up in the morning. :grin:

Happy birthday! Yeah!

/me throw 35 ballons!

On a side note Kuemper; you have exactly one year older than the double of my age.

Happy birthday. You must drink 35 shots of vodka now.

Happy Birthday, kuemper! :banana: :beer: :banana: :beer: :banana:

@chev: Harsh, but fair. :shake:

Happy Bday To The Sorcerean Marilith!! And Many More! :rolling:

I sincerely feel pity for the poor doctor performing a mamogram on a fully armed Marilith...

Happy birthday, lass! :thumb:

Hope you had a great BD, kuemper. Sorry I missed the actual day but I was helping my cousin celebrate her BD on the same day.

:banana:

Happy birthday!
Funny, it's still the 11th here... Anyhow happy day-after-bday then! Have some :beer: to cure the hangovers :p
:borg:

Silliness abounds! :banana: What a day.

I sincerely feel pity for the poor doctor performing a mamogram on a fully armed Marilith...:lol:

Happy Birthday, Kuemper...

As a friend of mine from alt.fan.monty-python was fond of saying, "You aren't another year older. You're another year closer to death!" :lol:

Oi, I am late... :wave: Festivities are already over.

/me slithers and claws through party trash in search of a marilith

/me trips over some swords

Getting close here.

Gottcha.

A belated happy birthday to the Blood Wars veteran. :)

Belated bonne fete, kuemper!

My son & I will eat birthday cake in your honour. (He's 2 1/4 and going through a fascination with birthdays... any birthday is good in his books! ;) )

belated :)

Eh, I am a quite late, but still, better late than never... happy b-day, kuemp! :banana:

I'll drink a kokanee to your health. :D