View Full Version : POLL: What CHINESE Zodiac sign are you?


Rallymama
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 2:14pm
Y'all should have known this was coming...

Use this (http://www.rainfall.com/horoscop/chinese.htm) to determine your sign, instead of relying on those placemats you see in Chinese restaurants. They fail to account for the fact that the Chinese New Year is generally in February, and leave a lot of January-people with misconceptions about what sign they really are.

I'm a Rabbit who used to think she was a Dragon. Oh well, Rabbit really does fit me better, and it *is* the luckiest of the signs. :roll:

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Poll Results: What CHINESE Zodiac sign are you? (47 votes.)

What is your sign in the Chinese zodiac? (Choose 1)
* Dog - 11% (5)
* Dragon - 13% (6)
* Horse - 4% (2)
* Monkey - 4% (2)
* Pig - 11% (5)
* Ox - 6% (3)
* Rabbit - 17% (8)
* Rat - 11% (5)
* Rooster - 2% (1)
* Sheep - 0% (0)
* Snake - 11% (5)
* Tiger - 11% (5)

Laiwethel
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 2:27pm
I should have guessed this was coming :p .

I'm a Dog.

8people
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 2:32pm
Rawr! Dragon... as stated before :spin:

Arifirh
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 2:40pm
Rabbit here too! Or hare. One or the other.

Ah well, hare today...

The Magpie
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 2:49pm
Another Dog! I took the liberty of doing some research (http://www.chinatoday.com/culture/zodiac/zodiac.htm): The Dog will never let you down. Born under this sign you are honest, and faithful to those you love. You are plagued by constant worry, a sharp tongue, and a tendency to be a fault finder, however. You would make an excellent businessman, activist, teacher, or secret agent.Secret agent?! I'm James Bond, baby! :cool: :shake:

Susipaisti
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 3:02pm
Groink. Figures.

kuemper
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 3:25pm
Woof, woof! The dogs lead the pack!
Dogs are honest,straightforward,and friendly. They are extremely protective of themselves and their loved ones. With a passion for fair play and justice, they never fail to rescue you time after time. They may rant and rave, but they never rest until they right the wrong. They are true humanitarians and suffer with the world.In spite of their concern for others,social graces and fancy parties do not impress them. Having sharp eyes, they will see through people's motives. They are quite private about their personal lives and someone prying into their affairs make them secretive and withdrawn. Once you gain their confidence, they open up freely.

Once Dogs classify you, they rarely change their minds. There are few in-betweens. Dogs perceive things either in black or white. You are either friend or enemy. Luckily, they are good judges of character and have superb insight into human nature. Dogs are tolerant of their friends. Before they approve of you, the friendship must develop slowly with a variety of meetings and conversations. If they look you over and decide they can trust you, you remain in their hearts forever. If you need them, Dogs will be there.

When the time is right, Dogs work long and hard, but they know how to relax, and enjoy their home and loved ones. The Dogs have playful moods and a great sense of humor. They have quick emotions and if you offend them, they will snarl and insult you with expertise. They forgive with the same speed. Dogs are intelligent and well-balanced. With their stable minds, they make good counselors or psychologists. They endure during any crisis situation. They are trustworthy people and know how to keep a secret. Being efficient and very diplomatic, they can hide their prejudices well. Most Dogs have a comfortable home and do well.Dogs always defend what is theirs and have a high sense of value. Home and family come first,and Dogs will work to see that they have the best! Yip, that's mostly me! I decided I'm a Lhasa Apso (http://www.thebreedsofdogs.com/LHASA_APSO.htm) based on the thickness of my hair. If I can be any dog, I'll go with the Newfoundland (http://www.thebreedsofdogs.com/NEWFOUNDLAND.htm), as they have dense coats for keeping warm while swimming.

Nakia
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 3:31pm
Dragon. Well, it kind of fits me in a repressed way.

Aldeth the Foppish Idiot
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 3:32pm
Tiger. This is an interesting poll Rally. I knew I was a Tiger before looking at your link, but I had not realized that the Chinese Zodiac does not coincide precisely with the calendar year. I had previously thought that anyone born in '74 was a tiger like me. However, I see that if you have a birthday in January or sometimes even February (which I do not) that your Zodiacal sign is the same as that of the majority of the previous year.

Arabwel
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 4:40pm
I'm an Ox :D

Felinoid
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 4:52pm
This cat has a rat inside him. :yum: Good breakfast. ;)
Rats are both charming and aggressive. They appear calm and well balanced on the surface,but underneath, they are restless and a little nervous. Rats are compatible,hard working, and they know how to hang on to a penny. They are never without admirers. They are very appealing.They have a bright and happy personality,and this keeps them busy socially.They love parties and other large gatherings. They like belonging to exclusive clubs and will often have a close circle of fellow conspirators.They like involvement and are very outgoing. Rats cherish friends and loved ones. For this reason,they often get entangled with others'problems and lives.

Rats love money and are quite shrewd where a buck is concerned. It is a hard task to separate Rats from their money. However, Rats can be very generous when their loved ones are concerned. Relatives are always welcome. Rats are definitely clannish and clever. With all these people around, Rats always find tasks for them to earn their keep. People will be put to work quickly in the Rat's house. Rats know how to keep a secret, if it's their own,but they are adept at finding out what others try to keep to themselves, and Rats wouldn't be above using the information if it were to their benefit.

One can always tell when Rats are upset. They become edgy,very nervous, and quite nagging. Rats are always taken by a bargain. They often buy things they don't need and tend to save everything. Souvenirs and sentimental odds and ends are found tucked away everywhere.

Since they make it a point to know everything about everybody,Rats are excellent writers. They have a good memory and are extremely inquisitive. Rats can be successful in almost everything they try to do. They easily adapt themselves to the situation at hand. They are at their best during any crisis and are great problem solvers. Rats are very level headed and are also very alert. Their intuition is strong and are always on the lookout for opportunities to better themselves. Rats seldom get into jams they can't escape since they cover themselves well in advance.They have a built in alarm system.

One of the Rat's biggest fault is that they try to do too much at once. They often scatter their energies and get nothing accomplished. Once they learn to finish what they have started,there is no stopping them from being successful. The Rat must also watch those fast deals and those great bargains. In these areas their judgment may fail them. They must not become too greedy,or they will suffer a financial blow or two.

Rats have great respect for their parents and dote on their own children. They love their home. Family life is very important to them. Rats born during the evening are tempted to a more hectic life than those born during the day.

Rats learn early, quickly, and are avid readers. They know how to express themselves well-both written and orally. Given the slightest chance, Rats can make a success of their lives. Everything except the social part fits.

JSBB
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 5:20pm
I knew that it was only a matter of time before someone started this topic. I actually was thinking of starting it myself after my post in the other zodiac thread.

As I said there, I am a rabbit.

Colthrun
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 5:23pm
The Chinese zodiac says that I'm a horse, although the description of the snake fits me better :confused:

Register
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 6:21pm
Hare. :cool:

Lost Meme
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 6:36pm
I'm a snake. :cool:
I'm cool, classy, funny, mysterious, scheming, evasive, I'm a "pillar of strength", I always have money and "people admire and support Snakes even if they don't understand them." :happy:
Although I'm confused how someone can be superstitious and skeptical at the same time :confused:

Rolsuk Fryulee
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 6:42pm
Yet another silly rabit, or hare, which ever one floats your boat.

Uytuun
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 8:29pm
Tiger.

You are sensitive, emotional, and capable of great love. However, you have a tendency to get carried away and be stubborn about what you think is right; often seen as a "Hothead" or rebel. Your sign shows you would be excellent as a boss, explorer, race car driver, or matador. A matador? Don't think so.

Still.

*roooaaaar* :D

Barmy Army
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 8:38pm
I'm a snake...

Snakes are romantic and charming. They are deep thinkers and always mysterious. Snakes are graceful and soft spoken. They love a good book and appreciate all of the arts. They lean towards all of the finer things in life. Snakes trust themselves above all others and are seldom wrong; but behind a sophisticated front,Snakes are very superstitious!

Snakes are good with money and don't have to worry about finances. Somehow, when money is needed, it appears. In spite of their good luck with money, Snakes should never gamble. They could suffer big losses if they did, but Snakes learn fast. Once they have made a mistake,they never repeat it. They also never forgive you if you break a promise. By nature they are skeptical beings but keep their suspicions to themselves. They are very private and not concerned with the business of others. Idle gossip is not for them.

Snakes can be possessive in their relationships with others.They are passionate but jealous lovers. You can never tell how far Snakes will go to achieve their aims. They are relentless and their computer-like brains never stop plotting.When you anger them, you feel their icy hostility instead of hearing any sharp words. They will bide their time for revenge, so watch out! Snakes are elegant dressers, well-mannered, and always discrete. They always appear quiet and docile, but watch out, they never betray their true feelings. Their moves are planned out well in advance and they will hold their position to the bitter end. They can be evasive, and just when you think you have them, they slip away.

Snakes make good politicians since they can negotiate just about anything. Snakes also have a great sense of humor, and even in a crisis situation, they can lighten the atmosphere. They never lose their spark even when weighed down by trouble themselves. Being pillars of strength,they always maintain their presence of mind during confusion or crisis.

Snakes have beautiful skin. They possess a cool and classic air about them. They love expensive things,too. Snakes save for the real thing rather than buy an imitation. Snakes admire power and surround themselves with successful people. Their many talents and natural abilities make them sought-after as leaders. People admire and support Snakes even if they don't understand them.

Whatever happens, Snakes always strike out for themselves. They know how to use people and situations to their advantage. They are destined for fame and fortune. Couldn't be arsed to read all that :lol: .

chevalier
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 8:40pm
Boars are self-reliant, very sociable, dependable,and extremely determined. Boars are peace lovers and don't hold grudges. They hate arguments, tense situations, and try to bring both sides together.:shake: Should I even continue? ;)

In life they make deep and long-lasting friendships. Boars enjoy social gatherings of all kinds, and look for parties to attend. In fact, Boars must watch themselves so that their incessant pursuit of pleasure doesn't interfere with other aspects of their lives. Boars belong to clubs and they make terrific fund raisers. They have a real knack for charity and social work. Boars always listen to problems. They won't mind getting involved and try to help. Boars have big hearts. A problem that Boars have is that they are too innocent and naive. Being honest and trustworthy themselves, they have a hard time understanding the motives of those with less scruples.

Boars do not dazzle or shimmer. They possess the old-fashioned chivalry that grows on you until you totally depend on it. It is so easy to trust Boars. They have a calm expression and a sincere manner. They are blessed with endurance and work steadily at tasks with great patience until completion.

Once Boars arrive at a decision nothing stops them. Of course, before they reach that decision they weigh all the pros and cons. They definitely want to avoid complications. Sometimes they ponder so long they miss the opportunity altogether. But never mind, Boars always believe in miracles, and miracles always happen to them. Fortune favors Boars. They always find someone to help them without having to beg.

In romance, if not careful, Boars may be taken advantage of. Boars trust everyone and believe everything they hear. They are unselfish and enjoy helping their friends. Although they are gullible, they are actually quite intelligent and know how to take care of their own. If you hurt their feelings, Boars often carry the pain for years. They have a hard time saying no to those of concern. Often they wish they had said no.

Boars will always be looking for ways to work off all their extra energy. They work and play hard. Even if they lose everything, Boars manage to bounce back. Their life path supply them with all they need. The Chinese believe Boars own the Horn of Plenty.

Morgoth
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 8:43pm
I am an ox
Oxes may appear docile, but watch out! They also have quite a temper. They are extremely determined and work tirelessly to get what they want. Step by step and piece by piece, they move steadily toward their goals. People born under the sign of the Ox are dependable and stick to a routine until the job is done. They are fair-minded and good listeners, but they can also be extremely stubborn.

Because of their trustworthy character, Oxes will often hold positions of authority and responsibility. They always get ahead in the world. They must be careful not to become slaves to their jobs or profession. Oxes can be forceful leaders and eloquent speakers when the occasion arises. In troubled times they will have great presence of mind and will never be intimidated. They are very proud souls. Oxes are systematic and respect traditions. They mistrust things they don't understand,and they hate loose ends.They can also be vulnerable in romance. They are so straightforward that they don't relate to the love games others play. Since it takes a long time to develop intimate relationships, Oxes like long courtships. Once they have made up their minds, they are loyal and giving-almost to a fault.

Ox people are neat and punctual, honest and hard working. Oxes make ideal mates since they always do more than their share. They have a long memory and remember the little details others miss. Once Oxes are angry with you, they will carry their grievance a long way. When they are unhappy or upset, they will bury themselves in their work until they feel better. Oxes always pay their debts. If they owe you anything, they will never forgive themselves until the debt is paid. They always remember a favor, and though they don't use flowery words,they will show their appreciation in other ways. Their actions speak louder than words.

When Oxes lose their temper, they really lose it! There will be no reasoning with them, so get out of their way until they cool off. Always appeal to the head rather than to the heart of the Oxes. They quickly understand the pros and cons to the situation. Oxes seldom get sick and are not tolerant of weaker people. They should learn how to relax more.

Oxes hate to ask for help. If it takes them twice as long to accomplish something, they still prefer working alone. They want things to last and build them with care. Oxes love their home and family and provide well for them. They do well at long term investments with stability and firm foundations. They are definitely not gamblers. Oxes earn their success by their own merits and don't expect any free rides.

Jack Funk
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 10:10pm
(Hung like a) Horse, baby! Other than the aforementioned, the description did not fit me well at all. Surprise!

Ofelix
Fri, 14th Oct '05, 10:16pm
Dragon Roooooaarr!

Full of vitality and enthusiasm, the Dragon is a popular individual even with the reputation of being foolhardy and a "big mouth" at times. You are intelligent, gifted, and a perfectionist but these qualities make you unduly demanding on others. You would be well-suited to be an artist, priest, or politician. Yeah baby! Ever heard of the 7th art? :cool:

Deathmage
Sat, 15th Oct '05, 12:42pm
Snake.

Elwithral Irenicus
Sat, 15th Oct '05, 5:27pm
Oh F.

I accidentally put horse.. I'm a sheep.

We had Chinese interns in our school last year and they put the Chinese New Year info on our wall, and my grade was all SHEEP. And it's funny because our grade is especially known for followers and cliques. Like sheep in a herd, most of us follow.

Shell
Sat, 15th Oct '05, 7:58pm
I'm a Dog
Keith is a Horse
and Jack isn't listed

Undertaker
Sat, 15th Oct '05, 8:07pm
BOAR, not pig :p

Disciple of The Watch
Mon, 17th Oct '05, 2:18am
One more boar here!

The description of the snake fits me better...

[ November 06, 2005, 20:05: Message edited by: Disciple of The Watch ]

NonSequitur
Mon, 17th Oct '05, 4:15am
"Look at the Monkey... look at the Monkey!"



I wonder if this means I can get away with acting like the Librarian in Discworld... okay, so he's an orang-utang, but it's only a short step, isn't it?

Chandos the Red
Mon, 17th Oct '05, 4:38am
It is next to impossible to win an argument with Dragon people. That's right, dragons have more fun! :) :shake:

DarkStrider
Mon, 17th Oct '05, 11:49am
I'm a Dog

I wonder if this means I can get away with acting like the Librarian in Discworld... okay, so he's an orang-utang, but it's only a short step, isn't it? Forgeeting the fact that he's an ape, it really depends on how expressive and clear your "Ooks" are. If we can understand you then I'd say yes. :D

Sticker
Mon, 17th Oct '05, 12:41pm
Ssssnake

The Snake would be most content as a teacher, philosopher, writer, psychiatrist, and fortune teller . :D

Edit: Aw, I read it wrong, I'm actually a horse... oh well, crazy horse maybe. :p

Sir Belisarius
Mon, 17th Oct '05, 12:48pm
Wow! I'm the only cock...Er, rooster. ;) :grin: :spin: :roll:

Roosters are the most eccentric of the Chinese zodiac. They are full of dreams and romantic ideas. They are colorful and attractive, radiant and dashing, and they are quite proud of themselves. Roosters are organized, precise,and their sharp eyes seek out fine details in everything. They are perfectionists and leave no room for human error. To Roosters, a difficult task is a challenge. They dearly love starting controversies. Roosters express themselves very well both in writing and speech. They are knowledgeable in most subjects you wish to discuss. When you challenge them you must be prepared for a long fight. Their stamina is amazing and they win their point at all costs. Even when they are wrong, they will still be right in one way or another!

Roosters can be blunt and brutal. Their direct approach to life makes them poor diplomats. They speak their minds with little regard for the feelings of others.Why should others be upset? Roosters are right, aren't they?

Roosters are good at handling money and their self-control with keeping budgets is phenomenal. They are not miserly, and in fact, they can be extremely generous and giving. They simply want their finances in complete accord, and yours, too. If you have trouble, Roosters quickly straighten you out whether you want them to or not. Don't be ungrateful either, you should be glad they condescended to help you at all. Roosters are careful with their time and you only deserve so much, so plan things well. Roosters are sincere in their desire to help and no one can carry out important tasks like them. Just be certain your orders are explicit and don't expect them to improvise for you on their own time.

Roosters are ambitious and they reach for the sky. They have a deep passion for their chosen fields, and they are very creative. They usually start out young in life and enjoy success early in their careers. They do well in their own businesses. They are meticulous and competent enough to make things work. When they set out to accomplish something, they leave no stone unturned. They probe deeply with their inquisitive, busy minds. They never remain still. Roosters must learn that some things take time. No matter how competent they are, they can't reprogram the whole world to fit their schedules! They achieve the most amazing things, but Roosters always become eccentric over the final details.

Never underestimate Roosters. They are optimistic and dauntless. They never change their course of action even if the world thinks they are wrong! They are so determined to make some of their wild and idealistic plans work that their plans often do work. With their many splendid talents and eccentric ways, Roosters hit it big!

Harbourboy
Sat, 29th Oct '05, 2:44am
I bloody well hope I'm a Rat because I've been wearing this damn Rat charm around my neck for as long as I can remember. I'd hate to think I'd been wearing the wrong one!

shadow lurker
Tue, 1st Nov '05, 1:31am
Dragon! :D *tries to breathe out fire*

Meatdog
Thu, 3rd Nov '05, 10:47am
I'm a monkey, officially, and indeed, the description fits me. But I'm also short of being a rooster, which shows in that alot of the description of the rooster also applies to me. I'm born Monkey, but was announced by the doctors as rooster (born too early), so maybe that's why I'm a blend of both.


*ponders changing his nick in something like Rooskey or Monter*

JiggaJay
Sat, 5th Nov '05, 6:28pm
I am a snake, and unfortunately that has led to a cruel joke amongst my friends. You see, they were in a chinese restaurant one day and were reading the chinese zodiac, and when they read the description of the snake's compatability with other signs, it mentioned that:
"the snake likes the cock"
Which of course means the other zodiac sign, but they take it the wrong way and make fun of me for it :( Oh well, i think it's pretty funny...

Frostwyrm
Sat, 5th Nov '05, 8:03pm
I am a "hare". I guess this is supposed to be a rabbit...
A curse on my birthday -.-
Even the describtion does not fit...

Jaguar
Sun, 6th Nov '05, 11:09am
I'm an Ox. Yeah.

Um, grrr...

Sydax
Sun, 6th Nov '05, 7:06pm
Guau! guau! Just found out that I'm a dog.

Thor
Thu, 10th Nov '05, 9:38am
I have always been a fan of bunny-jumping anyway :p

Warrior of the World
Thu, 10th Nov '05, 10:52am
Tiger.

Dave the Magic Turtle
Wed, 16th Nov '05, 1:18pm
I'm a Rabbit! I always used to think I was a Dragon, but I prefer the rabbit anyways, fits me better...infact its almost an exact description...

I need to get my sis to sew me a pic of a Chinese Rabbit now, she did me a dragon and thats at the end of my bed...but since I'm a rabbit well...

I'm quite happy now...happy as a bunny :D