Laches
Sat, 13th Dec '03, 7:25pm
Exaggerating to be sure but it does seem that way. Dean seems to be taking control of the primary. That's not a surprise. I've been seeing that Republicans want Dean to win the primary over the last year or so as well and a post elsewhere piqued my interest again.
Recently, Bush's administration has said they are preparing to face Dean in the election. This has upset some Democratic leaning folks (do a search on Slate for recent articles) as being a way for Bush to help Dean - making his election seem inevitable. Ditto the criticism of Gore's endorsement of Dean when the other Democratic candidates/Presidents have historically refused to endorse a candidate apparently (see Clinton not endorsing Gore for example).
I read months ago about Republicans donating significant amounts of money to the Dean campaign believing that a Dean v. Bush matchup is the easiest opportunity for Bush (other than Kucinich, Braun, or Sharpton I suppose but they are unelectable in the primary). Then, I read a post that made me realize the real lengths some Republicans are going to help Dean win the primary.
The following posts are by a guy that helped Haley Barbour get elected Gov (for those who don't know, Barbour was involved in a contentious bid for Gov of Mississippi). He is over the top in his presentation but what is interesting is the length people are going to get Dean to win the primary:
You've heard about these gatherings that the Dean psychos have? They're all coordinated through the internet; they're what have the media all damp over Dean's "online grassroots movement."
Well anywho, I got wind of the time and place of the next Jackson "meet up." I have it on good authority that there were like four people at the one in October. Check out this e-mail I received:
What: National Dean in 2004 Meetup Day
When: Wednesday, Dec 3 @ 7PM
Who: Dean Supporters and friends
Where: ****
Jackson, MS 39216
601-***-****
Find Dean Supporters near:
A few things to do:
1) Show up at your Meetup and be on time
2) Invite a friend: http://dean2004.meetup.com/tellfriends/
3) Bring a digital camera to show your Meetup to the world!
See: http://dean2004.meetup.com/photos/recap
4) Support the venues that have opened their doors to Dean in
2004 Meetups -- buy a drink, and don't forget the waitstaff &
bartenders.
I feel like a Kamikazee pilot with a quota of six. The digital camera thing is too much. I can't decide whether to sit quietly and snap pictures, then as we adjourn calmly say, "All of you people are effing insane," or just chime in on the evils of the illegal Iraq war, and how Hamas are "soldiers."
Any suggestions are appreciated. I don't know if I can sleep tonight.
So, he goes to the meeting and this is what transpires:
I'm basically now head of Central Mississippians for Dean. The (former) leader is a third-year law student, studying for finals. I actually called him, and chastised him in front of a bunch of people I'd met 5 minutes before. "We're here, waiting for you, dude..."
Anyway the group was: me, my broadcast buddy, a doofus (former lawyer and retired Army Lt. Col.); another doofus, and two ladies in their mid-50s. Later, a guy walked in who's a political consultant. More on that later.
Seeing that it wasn't a collection of nose ring-wearing Millsaps freaks, I disclosed that I was a Republican, interested in seeing Dean take Mississippi's delegates, and win the nomination. I had to take charge of the meeting. It was so bizarre. They were all talking about how Bush lied about WMD, and how sick it was that Ahnold got elected in Califonia.
"Listen," I said, "it'll be a four-man race at most by Super Tuesday. Dean will be one, and Gephardt will probably be another. We'll have an incredibly low turnout. We need 25% of the Black vote, and that will get us the 30-32% plurality that will take the delegates."
Blank stares. These people were so clueless that had I chosen to abuse them, it would have been like beating up a six-year-old girl. In a wheelchair.
I'm trying to walk them through the mechanics of winning a primary. "Look, let's divide up the counties in the middle third of Mississippi. Each of us can contact the Democrat county chairs, and get the voter and donor lists."
They still didn't get it. The retired Colonel said, "Kevin, tell us what it is that has disaffected you with the current administration." I wanted to hit him with my beer bottle. "Not a damn thing," I said, finally getting through. "My motivation may be different than yours, but our goal is the same, at least until next summer. Your guy can't be president if he doesn't win the nomination. I want him to get the nomination."
It began to sink in. The political consultant who came in late was at least smart enough to see my Machiavellian scheme. He said nothing. I asked him what he did, as he the meeting was breaking up. When he told us, I said, "Well, man, sit back down. You know how to do this."
He commenced to repeat basically everything I had said before he came in. The table stared at me. He said, "I was Mississippi Chairman for Gore in '88." (I was incredulous that this guy had sat there mute the entire time.)
As if I needed to further establish my political bona fides, I said, "Oh, yeah. Gore has a brother-in-law up in the Delta. The husband of his sister who died of lung cancer."
The pathetic group now sees me as their god.
Anywho, we're meeting again in January.
What a bunch of freakin' idiots.
It seems to me that as more and more people line up behind Dean, for opposing reasons, that one group is going to be dead wrong about his strength as a candidate vs. Bush. I really don't know which side is right - thoughts?
[ December 13, 2003, 19:42: Message edited by: Laches ]
Recently, Bush's administration has said they are preparing to face Dean in the election. This has upset some Democratic leaning folks (do a search on Slate for recent articles) as being a way for Bush to help Dean - making his election seem inevitable. Ditto the criticism of Gore's endorsement of Dean when the other Democratic candidates/Presidents have historically refused to endorse a candidate apparently (see Clinton not endorsing Gore for example).
I read months ago about Republicans donating significant amounts of money to the Dean campaign believing that a Dean v. Bush matchup is the easiest opportunity for Bush (other than Kucinich, Braun, or Sharpton I suppose but they are unelectable in the primary). Then, I read a post that made me realize the real lengths some Republicans are going to help Dean win the primary.
The following posts are by a guy that helped Haley Barbour get elected Gov (for those who don't know, Barbour was involved in a contentious bid for Gov of Mississippi). He is over the top in his presentation but what is interesting is the length people are going to get Dean to win the primary:
You've heard about these gatherings that the Dean psychos have? They're all coordinated through the internet; they're what have the media all damp over Dean's "online grassroots movement."
Well anywho, I got wind of the time and place of the next Jackson "meet up." I have it on good authority that there were like four people at the one in October. Check out this e-mail I received:
What: National Dean in 2004 Meetup Day
When: Wednesday, Dec 3 @ 7PM
Who: Dean Supporters and friends
Where: ****
Jackson, MS 39216
601-***-****
Find Dean Supporters near:
A few things to do:
1) Show up at your Meetup and be on time
2) Invite a friend: http://dean2004.meetup.com/tellfriends/
3) Bring a digital camera to show your Meetup to the world!
See: http://dean2004.meetup.com/photos/recap
4) Support the venues that have opened their doors to Dean in
2004 Meetups -- buy a drink, and don't forget the waitstaff &
bartenders.
I feel like a Kamikazee pilot with a quota of six. The digital camera thing is too much. I can't decide whether to sit quietly and snap pictures, then as we adjourn calmly say, "All of you people are effing insane," or just chime in on the evils of the illegal Iraq war, and how Hamas are "soldiers."
Any suggestions are appreciated. I don't know if I can sleep tonight.
So, he goes to the meeting and this is what transpires:
I'm basically now head of Central Mississippians for Dean. The (former) leader is a third-year law student, studying for finals. I actually called him, and chastised him in front of a bunch of people I'd met 5 minutes before. "We're here, waiting for you, dude..."
Anyway the group was: me, my broadcast buddy, a doofus (former lawyer and retired Army Lt. Col.); another doofus, and two ladies in their mid-50s. Later, a guy walked in who's a political consultant. More on that later.
Seeing that it wasn't a collection of nose ring-wearing Millsaps freaks, I disclosed that I was a Republican, interested in seeing Dean take Mississippi's delegates, and win the nomination. I had to take charge of the meeting. It was so bizarre. They were all talking about how Bush lied about WMD, and how sick it was that Ahnold got elected in Califonia.
"Listen," I said, "it'll be a four-man race at most by Super Tuesday. Dean will be one, and Gephardt will probably be another. We'll have an incredibly low turnout. We need 25% of the Black vote, and that will get us the 30-32% plurality that will take the delegates."
Blank stares. These people were so clueless that had I chosen to abuse them, it would have been like beating up a six-year-old girl. In a wheelchair.
I'm trying to walk them through the mechanics of winning a primary. "Look, let's divide up the counties in the middle third of Mississippi. Each of us can contact the Democrat county chairs, and get the voter and donor lists."
They still didn't get it. The retired Colonel said, "Kevin, tell us what it is that has disaffected you with the current administration." I wanted to hit him with my beer bottle. "Not a damn thing," I said, finally getting through. "My motivation may be different than yours, but our goal is the same, at least until next summer. Your guy can't be president if he doesn't win the nomination. I want him to get the nomination."
It began to sink in. The political consultant who came in late was at least smart enough to see my Machiavellian scheme. He said nothing. I asked him what he did, as he the meeting was breaking up. When he told us, I said, "Well, man, sit back down. You know how to do this."
He commenced to repeat basically everything I had said before he came in. The table stared at me. He said, "I was Mississippi Chairman for Gore in '88." (I was incredulous that this guy had sat there mute the entire time.)
As if I needed to further establish my political bona fides, I said, "Oh, yeah. Gore has a brother-in-law up in the Delta. The husband of his sister who died of lung cancer."
The pathetic group now sees me as their god.
Anywho, we're meeting again in January.
What a bunch of freakin' idiots.
It seems to me that as more and more people line up behind Dean, for opposing reasons, that one group is going to be dead wrong about his strength as a candidate vs. Bush. I really don't know which side is right - thoughts?
[ December 13, 2003, 19:42: Message edited by: Laches ]