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Aldeth the Foppish Idiot
Wed, 3rd Nov '04, 5:44pm
This is almost too funny for words. Didnt' they feed Christians to lions in ancient Rome?

Man Bitten While Attempting to Convert Lions to Christianity (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/)

[ November 03, 2004, 18:26: Message edited by: Aldeth the Foppish Idiot ]

Morgoroth
Wed, 3rd Nov '04, 5:50pm
I read about this earlier today. It's sad what some christians will do just to get new converts to the flock. :D

Just makes me wonder about the safety of the zoo if idiots like him get inside the cage? What if he had been a child who just wanted to pet the lion?

Benan
Wed, 3rd Nov '04, 6:04pm
I can't believe the stupidity of some Christians.

dmc
Wed, 3rd Nov '04, 6:07pm
He voted for Bush, right?

This is so stupid it's not even funny. The fact that modern people are so used to seeing animals in zoos and under controlled conditions that they no longer remember how dangerous they are is simply amazing. What's his name, Roy/Sigfried, whatever, was mauled by his own tiger. Let's get real, these are extremely dangerous animals. He probably should have been bitten a little higher to make sure he doesn't reproduce and pass on this kind of stupidity. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

Dendri
Wed, 3rd Nov '04, 6:15pm
Didnt' they feed Christians to lions in ancient Rome? :D

Damnable lion. It failed! Surely the lions of the circus maximus rotate in their graves.
How could it let that odd person get away with his life. The man is clearly a threat to the neutrality of Mother Nature.
I hope he doesnt have a dog to baptize next. :(

Rednik
Wed, 3rd Nov '04, 6:20pm
I bet he went to Bob Jones University....

Pac man
Wed, 3rd Nov '04, 8:24pm
That sure is one devoted profet. :D

Hugo
Wed, 3rd Nov '04, 8:56pm
Good heavens... He *must* have been an American :sick: and there is society, telling me I musn't make fun of people because of their religious beliefs.
:borg:

Blackthorne TA
Wed, 3rd Nov '04, 9:13pm
Come now, why *must* he be American?

The zoo was in Taipei, and though the angle of the picture is bad, he looks like he is Chinese.

Morgoth
Wed, 3rd Nov '04, 9:24pm
Come now, why *must* he be American?
The easiest answer is that American intelligence is seems a thing unheard of at this side of the river since Bush got reëlected :p

But yeah the guy seems Chinese, and if he was American what was he doing preaching faith in a zoo on the outback of the planet, besides couldn't he get arrested for the preaching alone?
Isn't that technically stirring up a revolt against the Chinese government?

chevalier
Wed, 3rd Nov '04, 11:00pm
That isn't even funny and the man was obviously mentally ill. Don't see any subject for discusion here.

Abomination
Thu, 4th Nov '04, 12:45am
Don't worry people. Next week he's going to try and convert the rinos :) At least they don't bite :p

Sydax
Thu, 4th Nov '04, 8:08am
I saw the video today and he is Chinese, and according with the report, he is protestant, and he was only shouting to the lions and he is mentally ill.