I think Death Rabbit's is from Mystery Alaska.

Yup.

Oh my, who would ever suspect the Canadian would get the answer for a quote from a hockey movie. :lol:

"Hostage etiquette, kidnapper pays the incidentals."

Reindeer Games?

No, it is not from Reindeer Games.

A Life Less Ordinary?

No, not A Life Less Ordinary.

Replacement Killers!!!!

next a softball just because I love the line:
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Thelma and Louise?

You fool! The Blues Brothers!

I'll have a beer.
All we got is piss-warm Chango.
That's my brand.

D'oh! Oh well, at least you know can be sure I'm not using a search engine to cheat after that dopey answer.

No idea about this one, sounds more like something Barney Gumble would say.

Desperado?

I ran a search and verified that it is from Desperado. Go Baldrak.

The man is mean, careless, and stupid. Bad combination in a place like this.

One of the greatest movies of all time - Meet The Stupids!!

;) just kidding. It's actually from one of the TRUE greatest movies I've ever seen - The Green Mile.

edit - sorry, it took me a few minutes to think of one but here it is:

The Emperor...wants to conquer outer space. Yoda...wants to explore inner space.

Human Traffic?

Yep. thought it might have been abit more difficult. Your turn The Angulion, and welcome to BoM.

Thanks Aldazar! Allright here we go:

"I am not in the condition to f*$k!"

Edit: Thinking about it, I should give you a small hint. The original language of this quite famous movie is not English ;)

[ February 25, 2004, 02:55: Message edited by: TheAngulion ]

No idea. Are we likely to have seen a subtitled version, or a re-made version?

Das Boot, baby.

And now fer mine:

"C'est mon panache!"

I don't remember the line in any particular film version but I think it is in Cyrano de Bergerac.

I can't believe how good you guys are at this game. I can never get any of these quotes, even though always turn out to be from films I have seen.

Just to confirm, Varied Sundries is absolutely right. But I haven't got a clue about the quote :confused:

JSBB is correct; it is the final line of the play Cyrano de Bergerac, and therefore has been in two filmed versions of it.

This is probably way too easy but

"The mighty who?

Don't tell me you've never heard of me!

The world's biggest windbag?"

The Three Musketeers.

Softball, because I may not be back for a couple of days:
"...wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs..."

[ February 26, 2004, 04:07: Message edited by: Aldazar ]

Bridget Jones' Diary?

Yes, that is Bridget Jones' Diary. Only the UK release though, apparently.

Yeah, Bridget Jones' Diary. Take it Harbourboy.

@Baezlebub - It may be that we in Australia got the UK-release version but I thought that line was in all versions. IIRC, the only thing that changed from version to version was that some had her saying just after the above "Oh, hi Mum" and some had her saying "Oh, hi Dad"

I just did a search on Google for the confirmation, and that's what it said. So that's what i said.

Wow - I got one right. Ok then:

"Thank God for model trains. If they did not have model trains, they would never have got the idea for the big trains"

EDIT: Clue - quite recent, very funny film

[ February 28, 2004, 14:52: Message edited by: Harbourboy ]

Is it from "A Mighty Wind"?

At long last. Yes. Well done. Your turn.

Allright, here's the next one:

"Have we anything resembling a plan?"
"Mm-hm. Ride till we find them... and kill them all."

Young Guns?

No, it's not Young Guns.

Is it 13th warrior...?

Yep, it is indeed :D Your turn, Slith.

"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."

Fiiiiiiiight Club.

Indeed it was.

"Me too! Only, not lyrics to get down."

Could you give us small hint?

Yes, hint please.

The movie has Jack Black in it, but he's not the one saying it.

Wild guess: School of Rock?

High Fidelity?

It is indeed High Fidelity. It is said by Dick, the bald employee, right after Jack Black says "I've gotta go, I've got some lyrics to get down." Dick has a date.

OK then:

"A perfect blossom. You could spend your whole life searching for one, and it would not be a life wasted."

The Last Samurai?

Yes - as spoken by Katsumoto to Algren.

I guess it's time for an impatient jackass to take over.

I'll make it a softball.


"Shut up you crazy Lucy b******!"

Austin powers?...

Was someone calling a droid this?, I reckognize it from somewhere.... :hmm:

Perhaps it's harder than I initially thought.

It isn't from Austin Powers and it has nothing to do with droids.


BTW, behind the asterisks is the plural form, of what you call a female dog (in case you didn't realise this yet.)

But it's a comedy, right?

Rat Race?

It is indeed from Rat Race.

Hmm, I think I will scrape the bottom of the barrel here...

"No, members of our force were taught to avoid VD!"

Hint please, it's been over 24 hours and nobody's asked for a hint yet?

Hints: (1) The lead "actor" :rolleyes: eventually went into politics and became a state governor in the USA.

(2) Another quote from the film

"Almost? Virtually is not enough when I can have it all! The key is the birth of a co-mater! A co-mater wil be able to compute the anti-life equation!"

I have no idea if the spelling of co-mater agrees to what they officially used but that is what it sounded like in the film. :rolleyes:

[ March 12, 2004, 02:39: Message edited by: JSBB ]

Was it Abraxas, Guardian Of The Universe?

Sorry If I'm jumping the gun here and am in fact wrong but I may not be back for a few days so in case I'm right, my next quote is a softball:

"Klaatu Barrada n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!"

[ March 12, 2004, 03:09: Message edited by: Aldazar ]

It was indeed from Abraxas and yours is from Army of Darkness.

Next quote:

"He must have been king of the wicker people."

One of the Batmans?

Umm, Batman 1?

Yes, the quote is from Batman.

Sorry for the late reply. Here is mine:

Rita: Why would anyone steal a groundhog?
Larry: I can probably think of a couple reasons .. pervert.

Groundhog Day.

I think.

You are correct sir! :D

Step up to the plate.

What about the ROUS-es?
Rodents of unusual size? I don't think the exis...

The Princess Bride

You know it.
Your turn.

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!


Complete Softball.

Animal House.

My quote:

"You ever kill anybody?

I hurt somebody's feelings once."

I know it is another softball but it was the only thing I could think of.

[ March 15, 2004, 18:51: Message edited by: JSBB ]

Ronin?

Yes, it is from Ronin.

" I'm not an alien. I'm not an alien. I'm going to ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alien!".

Mystery Science Theatre 3000. That was one dodgy movie.

Is that your blood on your shirt?
Some of it.

Fight Club.

Side note - if I had a dollor for every Fight Club quote we've had in this game...I'd buy me a pony. That said - Fight Club has so many good ones, it is tough to resist. Anyhoo...

"No, that wasn't 'you're welcome.' That was 'I like your ass, can I wear it as a hat?'"

City Slickers?

I can confirm that was from City Slickers. Post on.

"Then why did they move to New Jersey?"

"I don't know. They're so stupid. They wanted me to have a career."

The Birdcage.

Birdcage confirmed...Your turn Jaguar.

Here is mine:

What if uhh...C-A-T, really spelled dog?

I know that a Revenge Of The Nerds one but I don't know which one...is it from number 2 - Nerds In Paradise?

Yes, said by the ever witty Ogre.

You be up Aldazar.

Lets bring this raging back on top, shall we?

I'm not going to invoke the IJ rule though.

But I will! :D With a softball.

"Hey! You call this slop? It looks more like groal. And this Chateau Le Blanc 1968. It's supposed to be served slightly chilled! This is roooom temperature! Whadaya think we are...animals?!"

The Naked Gun 33 1/3?

Yup. The obligatory monday-morning softball is yours.

Wait, I've told you everything I know!
I know you have, <***>, I know you have... but let's pretend you didn't!

Darkman :D :D :D

Correct! The stage is yours...

- What's your name?
- Benson...mum.
- Oh, thank you Benson.
- No, no, no, my name is Bensonmum.
- Benosnmum?
- Yes sir. James sir.
- Jamessir?
- Yes sir.
- Jamessir Bensonmum?
- Yes sir.
- How odd.
- My fathers name sir.
- What was your father's name??
- Howodd. Howodd Bensonmum.
- Your father was Howodd Bensonmum?

- Oh just let it go Dicky...

[ March 23, 2004, 16:55: Message edited by: Vukodlak ]

Murder By Death! :D

If butler gone where you find key? In his pocket. Butler gone but pocket still there?? Precisely!!

Quite right - your go Jaguar.

Here we go:

"Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers--are there any in the house?"

That sounds vaguely "Ahnold" to me. Last Action Hero?

I can confirm that one.
Last Action Hero it is...

Confirmed and confirmed. (psst, thanks for covering for me Baldrak)

Waiting waiting...

This Impatient Jackass will throw in an easy one to keep things going:

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

Isn't that from The Good, The Bad and the Ugly?

Actually, I think it's from "A Life Less Ordinary." Ya rotten bunch of turn hijackers.

Am I right?

Nope...JSBB's definitely right...Clint Eastwood says that to the ugly guy at the end.

This quote is one of those lines that just makes you cringe when you hear it.

"My God man can't you see,
this is a result of your five-year killing spree!
You've weakened the fathers to such degrees,
that they couldn't protect their own families!"

Just a belated response:

JSBB was right on the quote!

I guess a hint is needed.

Another film, with the same name and about the same character, is scheduled to be released in the near future.

Kill Bill: Volume II?

No, not Kill Bill.

The new film is not a sequel to the one I am quoting. The two films are both adaptations of the same source material.

The Alamo?

No, not the Alamo.

Punisher?

Yes, it is from The Punisher.

Might have been posted before:

"Things you own... end up owning you"

Fight Club. And yes it has. :D

"Awwww...would you look at that. Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy."

[ March 31, 2004, 00:55: Message edited by: Death Rabbit ]

I think it's Better Off Dead, but I don't remember it exactly like that, so I might be mistaken.

Nope, not Better Off Dead. Good guess, though.

Men at Work?

Yes. Go.

"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

Star Trek 4?

Correct JSBB. But bonus points if you say who said it and what the title of Star Trek IV is.

Doesn't really matter of course. Its your turn either way.

Subtitle was The Voyage Home. The line was spoken by Kirk to the whale researcher. Sorry, can't remember her name off the top of my head.

My quote is

"That's the great thing about plankton, it pretty much keeps to itself."

The Replacements?

Thats right... McGinty said that line, I'm sure.

Yes, it is from the Replacements, and yes McGinty is the one who says it.

Hey yeah! I forgot I posted in here. Ok, time for a quote.

I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth!

Detroit Rock City?

Yeah thats Detroit Rock City. You beat me to it dammit.

Yeah it is. That's a funny movie that. Shoot.

"You know, if you ever did anything that wasn't at least 90% selfish, I think I'd die of shock."

I think, maybe Clueless??

Ok, I guess I'll take this as correct then :)

"I'm missing you already"

[ April 04, 2004, 17:11: Message edited by: Malovae ]

Resident Evil?

yes my man, off you go :thumb:

A bit late, aren't I.

Yes Satan? Oh, I'm sorry sir. I thought you were somebody else...

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective?

Random guess: Dogma?

I'm pretty sure Baldrak is correct.

Edit - The mighty Google sayeth yay. Thou art correct, brother Baldrak.

OK, here it comes...

You knocked him down, why don't you try knockin me down now...

Fight club?

Actually, is it from Rocky 5? I get a distinct "Yo, Edrieeeene!" feel when I say that line in my head.

Death Rabbit, you got the right feeling, it's Rocky "my ring is outside" 5!

This will be a tough one.

"Get me Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee is dead.
Well then get me his brother! God damnit, Ed, just do it."

Oh yes! I see it, I see it!!! Blind samurai guy and all...

*snaps fingers repeatedly* just give me a minute...

EDIT: *coin fell* Blind Fury, right?

God dammit. I really thought I had a stumper on this one.

Oxy, you are my quote game nemesis. Bravo. :thumb:

You're up.

Thanks DR, I guess...

I just sooo want post a quote from an old French movie and stump you all into the endless depths of oblivion... :p

Nah! I'll be gentle and just give you this instead:

People starve, but we must not grow food. We must honor the children, for their young minds are not corrupted by the past.

The first time I watched this movie I sat in silence for about 20 mins after it was over. It was just so profound. Cant remember how many times I've seen it now. Anyway, it was the killing fields.

You are correct. Please carry on.

Here's an interesting one. Might be tough, but you never know.
You know what Mr. Anderson, you're getting so far up my nose I'm starting to feel your boots on my chin.

Mississippi Burning.
We had to watch that movie for an English assessment peice last term.

Kinda outwighed, dont you think, by the facty that we're totally f**ked!

No idea.

Though it does sound vaguely familiar, I'm going to need a bit more to go on if i'm going to get it.

A little more info if you please... :D

Yeah, sorry about the delay there. I lost the internet over the easter period. Its an aussie film, so its probably not that prominent. It's from Bad Eggs

New Quote? I'll leave it up to the next IJ.

No wonder I had never heard of it.

Mwahaha!! IJ cutting in...with a doozy (one of the main lines in one of my favourite films):

And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. We shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

The Boondock Saints?

Bingo Frostmage..you're up...

It's been a while and I guess I'm the next Impatient Jackass. Let's get the ball rolling with a softie:

Hubba hubba hubba. Money money money. Who do you trust?

I'm not sure it was exactly like this, but something very similar anyway.

"Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse"

Takara's quote is from the original Batman, so technically it should be my turn to go next. But since I don't like to leave loose ends, I'd like a hint from Frostmage as to his quote. It sounds oh so familiar...

[edit - Event Horizon! I think...]

You're right death rabbit. Sam Neil said it in event horizon.

Event Horizon it is.

Edit: Maybe I should learn to type faster. ;)

Yeah, it only took you 2 days! ;)

I'm lazy, so kneel before my softball.

"Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?"

My Cousin Vinny?

How did I know you would be the one to get that one?

Maybe because I feast on hanging softballs? :p

"The doorman, two customers and a Cossack, and now six more innocent people!"

That is the complete line as spoken by the character in the film. Yes, the grammar IS that bad. :D

I think I'm going to need a hint.

The film is relatively old compared to most films that are quoted here.

The line is describing the people whom the speaker has killed accidentally while trying to eliminate the person who is being spoken to.

I have another quote from the film written down at home. I was originally thinking of posting it but I decided it was much too long. I will post it after I get home from work if no one has guessed the film by then.

One of the pink panthers? The pink panther strikes back?

Right series, wrong film!

Oh man :bang: , trying to get this will be really tough, (unless I list them all) Is it a shot in the dark? I think ther's a cossack dancer in the movie?

[ April 18, 2004, 23:28: Message edited by: takara ]

It is from A Shot in the Dark.

Wohoo! :rolling:

They used to say that a child conceived in love has a greater chance of happiness. They don't say that anymore.

hmmm... Gattaca? :confused:

Correct. You're up.

Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies.

aaahh.. :D

The way you go aah makes me think it's a romance movie. I'm not too good on those. I'm sure someone else is though.

Hmmm. Is it you've got mail by any chance?

yeees, congrats.

Haha, I knew it was some sappy Meg Ryan movie I had seen at one point.

Ok....

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

Sounds familiar. Clerks?

If that's not a softball, nothing is...

Yep, Takara's right. It's Clerks!

Your turn.

okey dokey. Bit of a shortie.

Mother! The Sleeper HAS awoken!

Dune, right? And isn't it "awakened?"

Yeah, I kind of screwed that up. It was Dune, and the line is Father, the sleeper has awakened. Well done for getting it.

"Franchise, my brother from another mother!"

"Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead"?

Yup. Incredibly underappreciated movie, too.

Now let's pull it together here and go sell some sensitive, feminine sh*t. OK?

What women want?

Yup. Votre tour mon ami.

Merci.

- There's a body on the street
- So?
- There's police, this is Paris

Would it be.... French Kiss?

Nope.

Hint: that chick from "Lola Rennt" plays in this movie.

The bourne identity? I think that has the chick out of Run Lola Run in it.

Thou art right. Proceed.

O.K:

Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.

Is that from Memento? That was a cool movie.

It was memento. Love that film! Your turn Rednik.

I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.

Okay, try to guess this one.

Perhaps it's a bit too easy....

Office Space. Yes, slightly easy. :D

edit - Here's mine, also slightly soft-ballical. Yes, I just said soft-ballical.

"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot...is me."

[ April 28, 2004, 19:07: Message edited by: Death Rabbit ]

Yep, I had a feeling it was too easy.

That quote is really familiar... Give me a hint?

Animal House?

Hmm...another quote from the character who said it, from the same movie, was...

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

I actually might know this one!

Animal House?

Edit: Damn! Didn't look on the last page. JSBB said Animal House too, but I guess it's not correct.

Actually I am quite sure that both quotes are said by the dean in Animal House. I suspect Death Rabbit was in the process of typing his reply when I posted my guess and didn't see my guess when his post started the new page.

Actually, JSBB is correct. I didn't see he'd replied in the midst of my hint being shifted to the top of the next page. Sorry, Splunge. Maybe next time, brutha. :)

"I'd like to do some sight-seeing.

This plane isn't for tourists!

I'm not a tourist."

Sorry, Splunge. Maybe next time, brutha Apparently not. :(

Awfully sounds like Rambo III.

Is it "the Professional?"

It is not from either a Rambo film or The Professional.

Death Rabbit is definitely on the right track though.

Wait wait...I meant The Transporter. Is it?

Sounds a little like Con-Air.

Yes, it is from The Transporter. Fire away Death Rabbit.

That movie rules. Yet another under-rated gem.

Speaking of under-rated gems I happen to own and love...

"You will never know the exquisite pain of the guy who goes home alone. Because without the sour, baby, the sweet ain't as sweet."

Is it Vanilla Sky?

Yup.

Vanilla sky was pretty bad, except for the fact that it had Cameron Diaz and Penelope Cruz that is. A lot of the movie is depressing and out of left field.

This is from one of my favourite movies:

I learned a new word today: Atom bomb. It was like God taking a photograph

Pfft, that's an easy one. I'm positive it's from empire of the sun, right?

Yes it was Empire of the sun. challenge me. :D

Kick-ass, that means I need to choose something especially difficult. Here we go:


It was as though this plan had been with him all his life, pondered through the seasons, now in his fifteenth year crystallized with the pain of puberty

Is this from a movie or is it just me?
Donnie Darko i believe.
Echo and the Bunnymen Killing Moon?

Damn you(jk), it's from Donnie Darko. Your turn.

Sorry Mithrantir, next IJ hijacking this threa

No Dont! dont! there's a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!

Willow. Too easy, that one.

"It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person such as yourself."

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Yes.

I'm sure that this one is a super-softball, but it's in my head at the moment...

"You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!"

That's from The Dirty Dozen isn't it?

You are correct.

Welcome to softball city. I am feeling a little too upset to come up with anything harder right now. :(

"The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn."

Just a 'stab' as it were, is it either Diary Of A Hitman or Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai??

Sounds more like Leon to me.

No, it isn't from either of those two films.

Edit: It is from Leon - go ahead Takara.

It's too early so here's a softball.

I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright.

Saw this just the other night, it's Shawshank Redemption - Red talking about Andy.

Here's something that's pure softball -
Hoo-ahh (or possibly spelled Hoo-wah)

Scent of a Woman??

I think you're probably right, although that can be applied to almost any movie involving the U.S. military.

I certainly hear pacino in that, so I agree with DMC.

What do you guys think? Do I wait on Aldazar or go?

Aldazar schmaldazar. Go.

"It's all over. Your mission is a failure. Your lifestyle's too extreme."

Rocky Horror Picture Show, but of course!

gimme a sec...

okay, try this...
What a pity, [dead giveaway char name removed], I'm afraid we lost the dear Captain.

Damn. That was so fast I got whiplash. Go Rally.

Isn't that Peter Pan?

[ May 07, 2004, 19:35: Message edited by: dmc ]

What a pity, Mr. Smee.

You're right dmc. Lets start it up again.

Ah, but sir; all pilgrims share a deep love of life; especially their own.