First, here is a copy of the rules as set out by Death Rabbit's post at the beginning of Quote Game2.

Someone posts a quote from a movie (no TV shows, music, etc). If you know the movie it came from, and post the answer correctly, then and ONLY then may you post a quote of your own. Unless you're 100% sure you're correct, don't post a quote of your own until you are confirmed correct by the original quoter.

If it's your turn, you must respond with a new quote within 1 day (24 hours) to keep the thread going. Otherwise the thread may be hijacked by the next available impatient jackass.

If the person who's quote you've responded to does not confirm that you are correct within 24 hours of your answer, you are then assumed correct by default, provided no one else chimes in with the correct answer within that time or disputes your answer.


Additional Rule proposed by Death Rabbit and seconded by JSBB:

Using a search engine to find the quote is not allowed. The fun of the game is based on our love of useless movie trivia, and thus using a search engine to look up quotes you don't already know is cheating.

After you have posted your answer, feel free to use a search engine to confirm that you are correct but please do not post an answer if you have found it via a search engine. If you do not know an answer and decide to use a search engine to look it up for your own interest/amusement, please do not post the answer here. Obviously there is no way to monitor this so we will rely upon the honor system.

[ February 19, 2004, 00:24: Message edited by: JSBB ]

Yup. Go Oxy.

Uh uh. It may have come up before but I'm out of ideas:

Ok, so I was wrong about the Archbishop's bottom!

Johnny English?

Right you are, my northern neighbor.

Fire away.

"You think I want to go to the stars? I don't even like to fly; I take trains."

Star Trek first contact (number 8 if I'm not mistaken?)

Correct.

Your turn.

I remember Paris perfectly. The Germans wore grey, you wore blue.

A grey fella like me recognizes the black-and-white Casablanca...vive la France!

Absolutely right - go grey.

I know - it's called a cruel irony. Like my dependence on you.

Is that The Emporer's New Groove?

@ Baezlebub

I did a google search and it appears that you are correct. Regardless, the 24 hour confirmation period is up so please proceed.

I knew I was right. I watched it last night. I just couldn't post again to revive the post, so I was waiting until someone else posted.

"PJ! I like that, you know I do! Hiss, put it on my luggage!"

Robin Hood!

OK, here's another easy Disney one:

I'm a big, tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everythin'.

Aahhh, Hercules. Very fun film.

Next one:

You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about.

Deerhunter?

League of extraodinary gentlemen?

Take it Baezlebub!

It's cheap , like the budgee.

I think it's time for a hint...

Sniper?

Definitely time for a hint.

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Give me a little time to come up with something GOOD

I couldn't do much more than wait, I can't double post...

OK, here you go...
The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.

Is that from Remo Williams?

Technically, it's from "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins" :)

The confidence boost is Ricola and the other guy is Remo, dangerous, even more so when unarmed. Or at least that's because movie-companies used a google ancestor for movie translations.

I think this is a bit too easy but I will try it.

" You have much more hair in your nose than my dad.

How nice of you to notice.

I'm a kid, that's my job."

Uncle Buck! God I miss that show. Gimme a sec...

"Oh, god I'm so dead. I'm so dead they're gonna have to bury me twice."

[ January 06, 2004, 19:49: Message edited by: Death Rabbit ]

License to drive

"I was supposed to have her home by midnight, and instead, I sold her to a pimp"

The Night Before!

"This is my land. Here, *I* am Michael Jackson and *you* are Toto. "
"You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate for dinner last night!"

Rush Hour 2?

Damn you and your quick replies!

Your go...

Hmmm....

"How's daddy gonna react when he finds out his pride and joy is a fudge packer?"

ROFL.

I have no idea what this one is, but I may have to see the movie once I find out.


Edit:

Uh Oh! I may need a ruling on this one. According to a reliable source and a movie expert (Mrs. Snook) this quote is actually from a deleted scene from a movie. Is that allowed?

[ January 07, 2004, 21:07: Message edited by: The Great Snook ]

We have had quotes from the extended versions of the Lord of the Rings films before but I don't know if that should be considered to have set a precedent. I would say that extended versions of films should be fair game but I wouldn't consider a deleted scene to be part of the film. However, that is just my opinion.

For the quote in question, I don't know if it is only found in the deleted scenes but I was able to easily find the source of the quote using google so it is, at the very least, taken from a commonly quoted deleted scene.

I agree with JSBB on the ruling, that sounds fair. Extended edition is okay, deleted scenes are not, IMO. I think people are much more likely to see an extended edition of a film than go looking for deleted scenes.

And no, this quote is not from a deleted scene, as the movie I got it from doesn't have any extended edition OR deleted scenes that I'm aware of. If you have a guess, Snook, go ahead. I'll give a hint if you want one.

A hint would be well deserved, methinks.

My source believes it is a deleted scene from Cruel Intentions.

Well kiss your source Snook, because she's correct, sort of. It is from the movie Cruel Intentions, but not from a deleted scene. Your turn.

"Well look who got beaten with the ugly stick. Bob, is that you? My God, I can't believe such an itty bitty gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly Bob! Oh and hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the **** comes out the side, you're just a big old ****bag aren't you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you **** in that thing mother****er!"

That quote is from Freeway.

"Why Albania?

Why not?

What have they done to us?

What have they done for us? What do you know about them?

Nothing!

See, they keep to themselves, shifty, untrustable!"

I'm guessing "Wag the Dog"

You got it Rallymama.

"That's a pretty big butt."

Finding Nemo?

Damn, I was hoping to distract some your minds back into the gutter. ;) Take it away, DR...

He he, not when I have a girlfriend and her niece who like watching that show almost daily since I bought them the DVD.

Hmmmm......the gutter, you say? :evil:

What am I talkin' about? I'm talkin' about sex boy, what the hell you talkin' about? I'm talkin' about l'amour! I'm talkin' that me and [wife] are swingers, as in "to swing." I'm talkin' about wife swappin'. I'm talkin' about what they call nowadays "open marriage."

I think that movie was called Raising Arizona. I know what the movie was about, I'm just not entirely sure about the name.

Yup. Correct name. Bring it!

"This is great. Usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage."

Galaxy Quest?

That was pretty quick... and correct.

Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?

Ooh! I know! It's Full Metal Jacket!

Reepnorp, You're right!

"As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives? "

Die Hard 3 / Die Hard: With a Vengeance ?

Yup. Your go.

[ January 10, 2004, 18:55: Message edited by: reepnorp ]

"Now look, we have figured it seventeen different ways, and each time we figured it, it was no good, because no matter how we figured it, somebody didn't like the way we figured it! So now, there's only one way to figure it, and that is every man, including the old bag, for himself!"

It's a mad, mad, mad world.

I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

Labyrinth?

Yeah, it is.

/me invokes the Impatient Jackass Clause, just to keep the game going

Here's a softball:

"That's a rather tender subject."

Rocky Horror Picture Show?

"So's Meatloaf!!!"

/shouts back at the screen

sorry, couldn't help myself.

Another slice, anyone? ;)

Take it away, JSBB!

Another softball


"You're not a cook!

Yeah, well, I also cook."

Steven Segal
Under Seige 2
:D that film rules!

I was thinking of the first one but (a) close enough and (b) it wouldn't surprise me if they repeated the quote in the sequal

Your turn Defspeal

Sorry this is real easy but its the only thing I can think of

"Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessell's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal he has ever eaten."

Fight Club.

"No no, that's ok. That other stuff will probably kill you. Whereas Fruit Loops are quite tasty, and reasonably high in fiber. I care for Apple Jacks a great deal."

So I Married an Axe Murderer

I guess I will keep the cooking theme going

"Chefs do that!"

I ran a google search to see what that might be. No luck, but I did come across this:

http://www.planet-zhadum.com/jedichefs/index.html

A long kiss goodnight.

Poor tomatoe got it good :rolleyes:

Is that Steven Baldwin on the left?

My quote is indeed from The Long Kiss Goodnight.

"Whats the matter can't sleep?"

"Just need a little clarity"

"true, true, true, true, yeh..... you want the customary clarity or the new and improved kind of clarity?"

Minority Report?

Bingo! You go...

Back to food we go..

"I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes!"

Hmmm...sounds familiar. It was Ronnie Cox that said it, but I can't remember if it's Robocop or Total Recall. I'll go with the latter.

It is from Total Recall. Post away Death Rabbit.

Suh-weet. I like this "food" theme, by the way. Fun fun.

"Your Dad was the greatest salesman I ever met. He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves."

Softball, kinda.

Tommy Boy.

Still haven't been able to watch te whole thing in one sitting though, too many 'distractions'.

Kinda softball:

"Excuse me, are you Hootie?"

Jerry Maguire?

You're right Malovae. Go.

Quick confirmation just to keep the thread going.

"Ming? There's no Ming.... thats a f***ing restaurant!"

Big trouble in little China?

No, do I have to give clues after so long?

That'd be nice.

The line is said over the phone in an aussie accent

Two Hands?

No, its got murder in it. Alot of murder.

An Aussie accent with a lot of murder in it isn't really that clear.

If it's recent, my guess would be Gettin' Square (aussie film), but I haven't seen it.

Is it an Aussie film, or does it just feature a fake Aussie accent?

Fake aussie accent. American film. Its supposed to be fague, that why they're called clues :p

The film is about murder really.

edit - whoops, I mean't vague :rolleyes:

I have this feeling that I have seen the film but I can't quite place it. Sigh, I guess the old memory is starting to go. Given the clues I will guess it is from Natural Born Killers.

You've got it right my friend - I was getting a bit worried there :D

"I have foresworn myself, I have broken every law I have sworn to uphold, I have become what I beheld and I am content that I have done right!"

The Untouchables?

You got it Morningstar

Yay!

"Kings to you, Fernard"

The Count of Monte Cristo.

I'm leaving for the weekend shortly, and I'm going to assume this is right, since it is. And if you're sure mine's right, don't wait for me to reply. (There will be hell to pay, naturally, if you're wrong. :D )

Who ever heard of a schnozberry?

Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory

Ah Ha! The cleverness of me!

Right you are....king's to you, then...

OK, it's been 24 hrs. since the confirmation and I'm invoking the IJ clause because I'm still chuckling after hearing this line last night:

"I stand corrected. This is a horse. You are an imbecile."

It just occurred to me that "Aha, the cleverness of me!" might be the line rather than self-satisfaction at knowing the Wonka quote.

...and you would be right in that supposition, Gonzago, as a quick search confirmed. /me blushes.

Funny thing, I didn't think that movie had actually been released yet!

I'm guessing then that the quote that's 'on the table' is the cleverness one? And since it's not been named yet, it's Peter Pan.

Serve me right for not coming in here more often otherwise I would have made the correction. Sorry, next time it'll be in inverted commas. Yes, it is Peter Pan, and it was released in December (here).

Your go Aldazar.

Since Aldazar hasn't responded, I guess my premature IJ attempt at usurping the game still stands:
"I stand corrected. This is a horse. You are an imbecile.";)

I recognise the line for some reason - can we have a clue in a few hours if no one has got it? Please?

Wasn't that quote on an episode of "The Simpsons"?

It's not the Simpsons because that's a TV show, not a movie. This film *IS* animated, and it's *NOT* a Disney or Pixar release! I don't know if it ever went into the theatres - might have been a straight-to-video kind of thing, not sure. It was essentially an extended version of a TV episode, after all.

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut??

No, I'm thinking The Road To Eldorado.

No and No :D

Some sort of Bugs Bunny or Looney Tunes movie?

Well, it is Warner Brothers but none of the Looneys are in it. That should be a huge hint!

The Quest for Camelot (otherwise known as The Magic Sword)?

Hang on... Its a WB cartoon without the Loony Toons? Why should it be worth watching? Wile. E Coyote roxxorz.

Hmm... Batman? No, I doubt that... I can't think of any WB cartoons.

Iron Giant?

no no no! :D Keep guessing whilst I think of a good hint.

The Powerpuff Girls movie?

Osmosis Jones??

Anastasia?

You're obviously not thinking the same thing I'm thinking.

(and that was meant to be a hint...)

I'm about to give up. I can't think of amy Warner animated movies that are based on a TV series that have no Looney Tunes in them and that may not have had a cinematic release. I'm out of ideas.

... Bananas in Pajamas?

That last clue would have to make it either an Animaniacs or Pinky and the Brain movie but I am unaware of what the film's name would be.

Pinky and the Brain Christmas Special?

YES! You're on the right track with Pinky and the Brain - the Brain did say that quote to Pinky.

But no, it wasn't the Christmas Special. All the Animaniacs were in the movie: Buttons and Mindy, Slappy Squirrel, the Goodfeathers, Dr. Scratchnsniff and Hello Nurse, and of course Yakko, Wakko, and Dot!

"Tell me the story!"

It was "Wakko's Wish"

Take it away, JSBB, since you're the first to correctly interpret my hint.

I actually found the film via IMDB after I did my previous post but I don't answer if I have to look it up.

Lets try

"A fine magician you are! Go back to juggling apples!"

Willow?

Damn. I recognise this. It's quite an old movie, I think.

It is not Willow. I is not a current film and while I personally would not label it as old (I reserve that label for films from the 60s and earlier) it was made before several people who post on these boards were born so I guess you could call it that.

It's some cheesy old-ish fantasy movie (there were loads of these in the 80s). I'm just going to have to start listing them out.

Starting with the grand-daddy of them all:

"Conan The Barbarian"?

It is not from Conan the Barbarian but you are on the right track.

Krull?

It is not from Krull.

Um, "Conan the Destroyer"?

Yes, you got it Harbourboy.

OK, here goes:

"What happened to Spiderman?"

EDIT: Also from the same film:

"You still don't get it, do you . . . .she's never been anything but nice to you!"

[ January 24, 2004, 10:09: Message edited by: Harbourboy ]

Is it some sort of animation? It doesn't seem familiar...

Not animated (not in this movie anyway . . that's a clue...). But, it's a pretty famous movie.

Another more familiar quote from the same movie is:

"..walk right side: safe, walk left side: safe.."

Karate Kid! I think...

Well done, my Australian friend. Your turn.

Why do you keep on emphasising that I'm an aussie? I know I am...

Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have s**t for brains.

Hmmm, I know that is from something I have seen VERY recently.....

School of Rock?

Nope.

Of course - wrong Jack Black movie. Nobody is as self-analysing as Rob from "High Fidelity" which I now have on DVD. I should have got that straight away - I only watched it a couple of days ago.

I love that movie. There are really only so few movies that require ownership. That's one of them.

Knock yourself out Harbourboy.

"My father is an anorexic"

Nobody's biting...hints, please.

Very very recent movie. Well received by critics, even though those particular words were spoken by someone who also appeared in Scary Movie.

Lost in Translation?

Yes - words spoken by Anna Faris in one of the few funny scenes in that movie.

I knew it sounded familiar. It was the Scary Movie hint that locked it.

An easy one:

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the women."

Conan the Barbarian

I like persons better than principles and persons with no principles better than anything at all.

Sounds like something Groucho Marx would say (or someone trying to copy him).

A Night at the Opera?

It's not Night at the Opera or any other Marx Brothers movie, but I can see putting Groucho on a platform near the author of this quote (for it is indeed a move derived from a book), when considering the realm of witty social commentary.

Hmmm, no ideas. Could be anything. Might be too intellectual for me.

The Picture of Dorian Gray?

Isn't he that immortal dude from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?

Take it away, JSBB!

@ Harbourboy - Yes it is the character that is the basis for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen character although I would not go so far as to say that anyone in that film is remotely like the literary character that he/she is based upon.

My quote is

"You paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it alright!"

The Maltese Falcon.

Next:
"You're lucky it was just me who figured it. Otherwise you would have had all three of us for wedding guests"

No idea. Might need a clue shortly.

That Ray Coleman guy in Domestic Disturbance, or somesuch... can't recall properly.

Hey, Aldazar, how 'bout some hints...this thread's about to die.

I googled the quote and Arabwel is right...

Yeah, sorry it took a bit for me to get back, it was actually Steve Buscemi but it was definitely Domestic Disturbance

Well, at least got the source right... So I get a go? Wheee!

"So, the moral of the story is, don't be a dick, Dick."

:p

Mrs Doubtfire?

Ghostbusters?

xXx?

xXx.

I imagine that this one will be solved in no time but lets try

"When the Pirates Of The Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

Jurassic Park

Someone else may take this turn, haven't got the inspiration, and when I do, I won't have access to the internet.

Well, since the invitation is open, and I suck sufficiently to where I visit this thread regularly and hardly ever know the answer...

Here's the hanging curve ball...:

"I just figured out why you give me so much trouble. [...] I'm used to fighting gangs for local charities, that sort of thing."

No idea, mate. I don't recognise that one.

All right, since it's not really my turn anyway, another quote from the same movie, same scene:

"In the meantime, sleep well and dream of large women."

Ah...the Princess Bride then. Right?

Definitely the Princess Bride.

Aight. Here we go.

"Nigga, I told you - my mutha's mutha's mutha's mutha was black. Ya see...color is a state of mind."

Go?

Yup. Go. (heh) I mean, your turn.

ALright, I'll try to post a softball because I may not be back for a few days:

"Put the rag in the busket. Put the bottle in the busket. Here's $500. Get a hotel room take a shower get a suit get a f***in job. If I ever see ya on this street corner again, I'll f***in shoot ya."
In case it's a bit difficult, here's a hint:
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A Christopher Walken film

That sounds so familiar! Dammit, I can't think of it. It's the word busket that rings a bell...

King of New York?

Argh!!! I still can't remember it! I have figured out that it has Dennis Leary in it, but that doesn't get me any closer.

If it had Leary and Walken in it the only thing that comes to my mind would be Suicide Kings.

Thats it! Dammit, I couldn't remember that bloody name! Anyway, this should pass for confirmation, shouldn't it? Aldazar is going to be gone for a while...

Lets try

"My partner here, he's got a nose just like a bloodhound, and the rest of his face don't look so good, either!"

Turner & Hooch?

No, it is not from Turner and Hooch.

A Marx brothers quote if I ever heard one :D

Hmmm, lemme see - A night at the opera?

Not A Night at the Opera but you are on the right track.

Duck Soup?

It is Duck Soup.

For sure. Time for us to have a quote.

[i]
"Reminiscing this and that and having such a good time, oodelally oodelally golly what a day..." [Out of song]

Mary Poppins?

The Robin Hood movie by Disney.

Here's an Impatient Jackass softball for you, just to get the game rolling again.
The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness.

The Matrix?

Taking a hint from your post, it wouldn't be Jackass, would it?

@ Gonzie

The "jackass" refers to the "Impatient Jackass" clause in the rules of the quote game. Check it out on the first page of the thread.

In any case, the quote is from Bull Durham.

Here's a fairly easy one, but a great one nonetheless. In fact, probably one of the best lines I've ever heard.

"We're both sticking to our guns. The difference is...mine are loaded."

The Contender?

@DR. Yeah. I knew that. Sure. I just like to say "Jackass."

@ Gonzie - :D

@ Baldrak - :thumb: Go.

"You saved his life"
"I didn't let them kill him, and that's not the same thing"

Going western are we?

Once Upon a Time in the West

Jill: You saved his life.
Harmonica: I didn't let them kill him, and that's not the same thing.

A classic.

Yep, I'm in a western mood...

Jaguar, Go!

Here we go.

"C'mon! It's time to make your opening statement. C'mon Vin!"
"Uh, everything that guys says is bullsh*t. Thank you."

(I expect Beren to know this one)

My Cousin Vinny


Try this:
'When I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me." How childish can you get?'

Batman?

Yup, joker giving his psychological appraisal of the situation at hand.

You're up.

"I hit him over the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk so he wouldn't get hurt"

Independance day?

Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

your right, my search engine is crap :nolike:

I take it that means it's my turn?

In case that's true here's a softball:

Check the angular vector of the moon!

Zarkov from Flash Gordon.

your right, my search engine is crap Cheater cheater pumpkin eater. :nono:

/me goes off to ammend the rules.

Additional Rule proposed by Death Rabbit and seconded by JSBB:

Using a search engine to find the quote is not allowed. The fun of the game is based on our love of useless movie trivia, and thus using a search engine to look up quotes you don't already know is cheating.

After you have posted your answer, feel free to use a search engine to confirm that you are correct but please do not post an answer if you have found it via a search engine. If you do not know an answer and decide to use a search engine to look it up for your own interest/amusement, please do not post the answer here. Obviously there is no way to monitor this so we will rely upon the honor system.

@Jaguar - Correct!

Your go.

As for rule ammendment, isn't that just a matter of honesty anyway? I didn't realise we actually had people who would 'cheat' in such a way AND mention it. Personally, the only thing I use search engines for in this game is to check correctness and validity of my own quotes.

I agree with the ones above. The only reason that I would say that I used a search engine is to hide the fact that I saw a pathetic movie.

Anyways, here we go.

"Sir, are you classified as a human?"
"Negative. I am a meat popsicle."

Sounds like a bad Sly Stallone line from that movie with Wesley Snipes... Demolition man or whatever.

Not Sly. But nice try.

No, I think you're on the right track. I think it is from some dodgy 1990s sci-fi movie though. But which one?

Judge Dredd?

No, that would be Sly again.

I was thinking about this on the drive into work and this little voice in my head says that the quote is from a Bruce Willis film. I guess that would have to make it from the The Fifth Element.

Am I green?

Hey yeah, that does sound like its from Fifth Element JSBB. Good call. Now we just need the handy dandy confirmation.

Yeah, even if this may not count as confirmation - what with me not being the one who actually posted the quote, I saw that a couple of days ago and it's definitely Bruce from The Fifth Element

And we have a winner! Really didn't think that it would take you guys that long though.

BTW, sorry it took so long to confirm.

Go JSBB. :D

"I guess you'd call it and implosive-explosive submolecular device.

Or an atomic bomb!

Hey, that's catchy!"

Ooh ooh, I thought I was the only person in the world who watched and liked that movie!!

The Shadow!! Right?

(Mmmm, Penelope-Ann Miller..........)

[ February 20, 2004, 12:15: Message edited by: Harbourboy ]

Yes, it was from The Shadow. I would have preferred to have posted "I'd climb a mountain for a llama!" but that was only on the billboard and not spoken out loud.

This should be easy, but that's good because it helps keep this thread moving along:

"Let off some steam"

It's a corny classic. I love it.

Is that from Commando?

I think you're correct...
I haven't seen Commando in quite a while, but I believe this is what Arnie said after throwing a steel pipe through the Bad Guy and a boiler...

That was the scene that I was thinking of but I will wait to hear from Harbourboy as I am not sure if that is the exact wording in Commando and I imagine that line could easily be in many other films.

Yes you are right. He says "Let off some steam, Bennett" after he throws a steaming pipe through Bennet's torso. Brilliant.

"This is supposed to be a happy occasion, let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

It is indeed from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply.

Part of me is thinking Total Recall, but the rest of me is thinking Robocop. I think the rest of me is right.

"Forgive me, your honor. I'm fat."

It was indeed Robocop...