Enagonios left off with the guess Me, Myself and Irene.

Confirmation?

Yep, was an easy one really.

"I've learned a lot this morning. It turns out North Korea and Iran are not like Doctor Octopus and Magneto at all..."

Surprisingly hilarious :D

right, I'm guessing this needs a hint. This movie was in the theatres fairly recently in the U.S. I believe and it has just come out here now in the Philippines.

The person saying the line is playing the President of the U.S. and imo is doing a pretty accurate parody of Bush (though his name isn't Bush in the movie)

American Dreamz?

you got it

- I was dreaming about God.
- What did he say?
- He didn't say anything; he was playing tennis.

hint?

The line is spoken by an actor later to play batman.

Ah - that gave it away. It's from Empire of the Sun, spoken by Christian Bale.

Next up: "I once knew a guy who could fart in German."

damn, woulda gotten it from the hint as well :/

random guess: euro trip?

Nope. Hint: the main character was in Braveheart.

Edit - Hint2: it also stars a "Lord of the Rings" alumnus.

[ July 21, 2006, 20:08: Message edited by: Death Rabbit ]

The Faculty?

Born Romantic?

No and no.

Hint 3: It's fairly recent, and received much critical acclaim. I believe it's an indy, or at least from a small-to-mid size studio.

Everything is Illuminated?

A History of Violence?

Ok, last hint: SCOTLAND.

Trainspotting?

Nein.

Edit: Have I a winner here?

[ July 25, 2006, 15:20: Message edited by: Death Rabbit ]

I think so DR. Reveal then post a new one?

Woohoo! I rule. :cool: But we knew that.

The film is "On a Clear Day." (http://www.apple.com/trailers/focus_features/onaclearday/trailer/) Good movie. The movie alum from my hints will be instantly recognisable if you watch the trailer. I'm not too surprised that it was a stumper because it's so new, but given the number of Europeans here I figured it had a good chance.

Brand spankin' new quote:

"How are we doing today?"
"For me...that really is a difficult question, Doctor - because the world around me is shrinking... and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are comin' to see me today, and they're not bringing flowers which... y'know, just makes it really difficult to get organized."

Analyze this?

Nope.

That's from 'The Jacket' I believe, is it any good or too similar to Jacob's Ladder?

Wait a minute - "is it any good?" You're correct DS, but if you haven't seen it, then how did you know the quote? Did you look it up? That be cheatin', matey. :nono:

And yes, it's good - but I've never seen Jacob's Ladder to compare.

He could do what I do with one I don't know myself - ask someone else if they know it. ;)

Actually I saw it in a review programme of films coming to a channel here, over the weekend :p

You haven't seen Jacob's Ladder!!!! fine performances by Tim Robbins, Danny Aeillo and plenty of twists and turns.

Will add next quote as soon as I get home (imdb is a banned site at work, :( )

1st Guy: Is that a barn?
2nd Guy: Is it red?
1st Guy: No.
2nd Guy: Then it isn't a barn!

[ July 26, 2006, 19:48: Message edited by: DarkStrider ]

oh man, i know this one :bang:

hint? :p

A simple tale of finding that which was lost, oh and saving the universe of course...

Dude, Where's My Car?

And Then? Of course Mags, have a balloon on a shiny stick.. :rolling:

argh :bang:

W00t! :D

"My crotch is still here, just as you remembered it."

:confused:
/me wanders deep into left field, then cries out:

Pornstar: The Legend of Ron Jeremy?!?

:lol: No.

"Valentine's Day was invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap."

[ July 29, 2006, 11:07: Message edited by: The Magpie ]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Great one.

Next up: [i]"A word to the wise, sh*thead: don't you ever wake up."

Kill Bill?

Yup.

"We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete."

Star Wars

You know, I'm going to pedantic. :D

Which Star Wars?

Return of the Jedi?

A New Hope

You know, I'm going to pedanticY'know, so am I. ;)

Upon release in 1977, Star Wars was known as simply that - the secondary heading "Episode IV - A New Hope" was only added later upon re-release to match The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. The original title of the film has always been Star Wars. So my answer stands alone, and correct. :p

And since there may well be a danger of things veering dangerously off-topic, I'll just post a gimme so we can all get back to the game:

"Borg? Sounds Swedish."

Fastest finger first!

star trek: first contact

Yup. You go, Enagonios.

thanks for making me watch all that boring star trek stuff mom :p

"When are you going to start living in the present instead of the 24th century?"

"I would never live in the 24th century! I f*cking HATE "The Next Generation". Only classic!"

right back at'cha ;)

That would be Free Enterprise.
@Mags - Were you even alive in 1977? IIRC, you should've been around 3 or 4 at the time, so unless your memory of seeing it in the theater is *that* good, you're basing your reply on secondhand info. But thank you for riding roughshod over my answer. :p

EDIT: Been gone getting an eyepatch on YPP. I'm reasonably sure I'm right, so here's the next quote:

"Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you."

[ July 31, 2006, 02:06: Message edited by: kuemper ]

yup, you got it kuemps.

Wow, quoting the classics.

Marlon Brando.

On the Waterfront.

What a great movie.

There isn't much to watch on the weekends anymore. Your turn, T2.

First man tells about the best day of his life.
Second Man, stunned: What was your worst day?
First Man: Same day.

Good ol' City Slickers. :)

Of course, go ahead Takara.

Hehe, what can I say? I adore that film.

It's chilly outside and it's chili inside. It's a regular fu**ing chili fest.

Get Shorty?

Yup you got it.

Get Shorty was the best book-turned-movie that i've seen. I saw the movie first and when I read the book after, I could see the scenes in the movie happening again. good stuff. The movie of Be Cool sucked major ass though.

Only seen Get Shorty, not seen Be Cool, and if you say it sucked... I doubt I will.

Yes, Be Cool blew. I read both books, and was incredibly disappointed in Be Cool. Get Shorty was great, though.

Next up: "Sit DOWN, you stupid little nothing!"

Sling Blade?

Nope - ice cold. Hint: This is a comedy.

Beetlejuice?

Matilda?

Happy Gilmore?

Little Nicky?

My Cousin Vinny?

Wow! No x5! :lol:

Next hint: The star of this movie currently has a hit sitcom, with a fraction in the title.

Hot Shots?

The question becomes: is it Charlie Sheen or Jon Cryer? :D

Three for the Road?

No and no.

Next hint: 3 rock stars make appearances in this movie.

Almost Famous?

Scary Movie 3?

Detroit Rock CIty?

Good lord - the wild guesses are just flying on this one. :shake:

Ok, here's a second quote from the film:

"We wouldn't wanna go crashing into a busload of nuns or something."

That would be Men at Work, with Charlie's brother Emilo.

That would be incorrect. :heh: There is no single rock star in Men at Work, let alone 3.

:deadhorse:
(I'm pretending this is me beating DR)

Major League?

Can you name any rock stars who were in Major League?

Incorrect, by the way. :p

Fine. I'll just toss out all the guesses and you can nitpick wich one:
Navy Seals?
Hot Shots Part Deux?
Major League II?
Scary Movie 4?
Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
Loaded Weapon I?
The Big Bounce?

Heh - even if that wasn't completely cheating (which it is) it still isn't on that list. Look - if you haven't seen the movie in question, and/or don't honestly remember the quote, you probably shouldn't be guessing wildly. It takes the fun out the game. Maybe that's a new rule we should add to the top...

Extra quote/final hint: "There's no rule that says the kidnapper can't be cordial and nice." The rock stars in question are Henry Rollins (responsible for the "busload of nuns" quote) and Anthony Keidis & Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

If that softball of a hint doesn't do it for any of you, then you flat out haven't seen it.

The last one rings a bell.

The Chase -- Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy Swanson (who wouldn't want to do that?).

Thank you! :D Please proceed.

These people crawled out of a sewer, Mister Ward!

Batman (original)?

:doh: I suddenly remembered Batman and Robin were played by Adam West and Burt WARD. It may still be right, but I seriously doubt it. Stupid stupid me. :o

[ August 05, 2006, 19:43: Message edited by: Takara ]

This movie was a drama set in a southern state.

A time to kill?

The movie centered around a very significant event in the civil rights movement.

Mississippi burning? Only movie I can think of with that theme and quote.

btw there was atleast one more movie made about that peticular event, if we're talking about the same event...

It is Mississippi Burning. There are several movies that include the killing of those activists -- but I just dole out one hint at a time to narrow it down.

Your turn Zurga.

I think it's getting close to IJ time.

it's 11pm here. I've got one in mind already but I'll give Zurga til midnight before I IJ

<edit>

It's already 1am here and since T2 has already confirmed it and still no post from Zurga, I invoke the IJ.

"What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?"

[ August 08, 2006, 19:03: Message edited by: Enagonios ]

Clueless. Best line in that movie. :D

Next up: "I think you dislocated my vagina."

man, that was quick :p

damn, I know I've heard this one before, but I can't remember :bang:

What Women Want?

Nope.

That's the horrible Monster-in-Law's best line

That's correct. I - much to even my own surprise - really liked that movie, though you obviously did not. It was much funnier than I thought it would be. And, despite my better judgement, I really like J-Lo. Sue me. :cool:

Anyway, you're up.

Softball

Now, I don't have to tell you good folks, what has been happening here in our beloved little town: sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped.BTW I have recorded 'The Jacket' to watch after seeing its trailer/review on Sky, I'll let you know

Is that Blazing Saddles?

Yep, sure is; have the standard winning balloon on a stick (apparently there's a health warning with the swirly patterns now or somesuch thing, bloody health and safety)

Dad has absolutely killed that DVD. I can only watch a short way past the bit where they hang the man and horse before I can't take any more.

Personal favourite of mine:
'I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak, I'm gonna take his shoes, and shove em' up his... '

Hint?

Quote from a different character:
'Hmm, chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggy go oink-oink, how bout you? Wanna be an animal just like you.'

A second hint: It is from an extremely obscure movie.

I will post the answer at 11pm Aus time, roughly 6 hours from when this message was posted, and if no one has answered correctly, I'll post the answer and DarkStrider can have his perdy balloon on a stick back.

Man on the moon?

Nah I'll earn it back myself thanks, Kung Pow - Enter the Fist

And earnt it you have DarkStrider. Awesome movie if you like the extremely obscure (like me). A pity the sequel isnt being made.

I like obscure films myself, I have a large collection of chinese, japanese, korean and hong kong movies.

Look after [charname], see that some harm comes to him

Oh oh oh, I think that's a Bond. Not sure which though. Goldfinger?

Calm down tak, calm down it's only a film, and no not Goldfinger

It is Bond, but that is Drax, not Goldfinger.

Moonraker (the worst Bond movie ever).

Darr! My memory is sometimes iffy. Now you mention it, I can see it in my head. He was talking to the guy who was oriental, and dies in venice.

Yay it is Moonraker, T2B, as you say crap film, but a great line. So shiny ballloon on a stick for you :)

Softball today:

You mean I'm gonna stay this color?

Down to Earth?

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Said by the girl who turned blue from the full meal/grape gum?

No and no. This quote is from the first few minutes in the movie.

The Jerk?

It is The Jerk.

Your turn DR.

Whoah, forgot about this one - almost got IJ'd. :p

Next up: "Take off those sungless, before I throw 'em out a window while they're still on your head."

Since nobody's answering I'll jump in again although the quote is not very accurate if your quoting Clooney from Out of Sight....

Yeah, you're right - been a while since I've seen it. It was accurate enough, though. :heh:

They're not in a car when he says it....

Ah, well...

'Kill him a lot.'

Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Your turn yet again DR....

The DR & T2 show rolls on... :p Here's one from a classic, hopefully a challenge:

Person 1: I do not intend to pay money to see nudity, obscenity and degeneracy.
Person 2: These things are all a part of life.
Person 1: I know - so is diarrhea, but I wouldn't classify it as entertainment.

Note: Names in this quote were omitted so as not to give any hints. Otherwise it's verbatim.

Wow, I didn't think anyone on these boards would have seen a old movie about a blind guy and his flower child neighbor. I think that was little Eddie Albert's best role and Goldie was wonderful.

But the T2/DR show continues... Butterflies are free.

Damn, and I thought that one would be even remotely challenging. Well, poop.

You're up.

Incidently, due to creative differences, I think the DR & T2 show should go on hiatus for a while so we can both persue our own projects. I really need to spread my wings as an artist, you know. :D

Are you saying your a butterfly, DR? :D

Better that than a fairy, I suppose.

I'll shift to chick flicks for $200:

Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you. Like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly. You shouldn't have to wake up day after day after that, trying to understand how in the world you didn't know. The light just never went on, you know. I must have known, of course, but I was too scared to see the truth. Then fear just makes you so stupid.

Diane Lane :love: in Under the Tuscan Sun

That would be it. Your turn DS.

Woohoo always remember that one cause it's a truism


1st Guy: What was that ruckus?!
2nd Guy: Uh, what ruckus?
1st Guy: I was just in my office and heard a ruckus.
3rd Guy: Could you describe the ruckus, sir.

Ack! Too easy! Must...resist...

I've been resisting... I guess I'll go take care of paperwork in the office....

Maybe easy but classic :p

Well, since I totally suck at this game, I feel no shame.

Breakfast Club

damn, splunge got here before me :p

Yay Splunge gets it right, and look here's a shiny balloon on a stick for you :) :rolling:

From a tear-jerker chick flick:

Once the reaction starts, it'll spread to all the turbinium in the planet. Mars will go into global meltdown. That's why the aliens never turned it on.

Total Recall

Yup.

Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

American Beauty?

It's a baseball movie about Lou Gehrig something Yankees :bang: :bang:

Pride of the Yankees, I think... DS can have a go if that's it.

It is Pride of the Yankees with Gary Cooper.

The best sports movie. Period.

Vukodlak has it, butI guess DS can go in his place.

Or, if he doesn't want to... I can jump in again :p

- What happened?
- I blew up the building.
- Why?!
- Because you made a phonecall!

Swordfish?

Enemy of the state.

That was quick... :aaa:

Quite right takara... have at thee.

Only quick as I happened to be online at that moment. :lol:

hmmm. ok. " You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you. "

Last of the Mohicans?

Indeed it is. The soundtrack for the scene immediately after is a Clannad track, which is so so good.

Most Clannad tracks are ;)

Would you like to have a roll in the hay? It's fun.

Young Frankenstein?

T2's idea leads me to guess Frankenstein Junior.

Ye got it T2 Inga says it, would you like another balloon on a stick, or we have some new prizes of a generic cuddly toy?

I'm just dying to meet this guy.

The Crow?

No. It's said after a monolog about the man the person is 'dying to meet.' and if typed the way it is said it would be:

I'm just ... DYING ... to meet this guy.

Leon? (A.K.A The Professional)

It is Leon.

Your turn.

Heh... It was the Gary Oldman-esque pronunciation that gave that one away. I still should have got it first time, though, as it's my favouritest film ever.

"For me, stealing's always been a lot like sex."

Gone in sixty seconds?

Heh - what are you implying? ;) :shake:

Even so, that's not the right answer, I'm afraid. Please try again.

I wasn't implying anything ... I thought it was a good answer :lol: ... sixty seconds huh? :D

Well, I always try to get in and then out again without anyone noticing.

Wait... we were talking about the stealing part, right? :hahaerr:

Clue: think of a Wachowski film that ain't The Matrix. And if that's not a dead giveaway, then I despair of you all, frankly. :p

Well, Bound I guess...

V for Vendetta?

Bound it is. Go go gadget Vukodlak! :spin:

What else would we be talking about? :rolleyes:

Ooops forgot about this. Ok how about:

- You got any weapons here?
- We have these.
- Sporks?

hint?

Snakes on a plane

Indeed - Samuel L Jackson fights the motherducking snakes :1eye:

"No tracks, no sign, no spoor... you'd think after eating all those sheep they'd have to take a dump *some*place "

Dog Soldiers?

Nope

I'm pretty sure that one is from Tremors.

You got it JSBB. Thought that movie was funny as when I was 7 and I still do.

"You honestly think you're going to find something more important than every single creature on Earth being led two by two inside a giant rocket ship?"

I believe that's from the truly uninspiring (couldn't even be rescued by Angelina) Sky Captain and tomorrow's world

Yep, it is from Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Go ahead DarkStrider.

Character 1: Are you like a crazy person?
Character 2: I'm quite sure they will say so

V for Vendetta

Me passes baton back to JSBB, relay anyone? :D

"I remember days like this, when my father took me to the forest and we ate wild blueberries, more than twenty years ago. I was just a boy of four or five. The leaves were so dark and green then. The grass smelled sweet with the spring wind. Almost twenty years of pitiless combat, no rest, no sleep like other men, and yet the spring wind blows"

Sounds like Conan (the first one I think)

Yes it is from Conan the Barbarian. Go ahead dmc.

Say, do any of you know the Madison?

Uhh, best I can come up with is Billy Madison (99% sure that is wrong)

That's Brad in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

It is Brad.

If you don't shut up I'm gonna take this rock and bring it down on your head so hard that a substance resembling guacamole is gonna come out of your ears!

kiss kiss bang bang?

Oooh No, not from this century

Hint?

Comedy, from a director before he started obsessing

Nah, Woodie was already obsessing when he did Sleeper.

Goodfellas?

Correct dmc, but obsessing about middle aged angst and manhattan got a little excessive, anyway a generic cuddly toy for you and your go.

You have to remember that a worm, with very few exceptions, is not a human being.

Going back to one of my favorites... Young Frankenstein.

Exactly - great line

You're in no position disagree with me, boy. I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples.

Love and a 45?

Sorry DR, but I'm positively sure that was Lt. Col. Slade (Al Pacino) speaking to Charlie, from...

Scent of A Woman.

nior has it.

Thanks Bruno, the quote I have in stored was actually also from the same movie. So...

anybody can have my turn.

yes, a freebie! :D

okay, here's one:

"This sash was a gift to me, from the Queen of America."

easy one if you saw it i think

I don't know from which movie the quote came from but "Queen of America!" :grin:

it should be pretty easy if you've seen it, but if nobody gets it by tomorrow, i'll add the next line.

Wild guess since I never saw the movie:
Coming To America?

The Three Musketeers?

boo

DS has it ;) imo, that was the best incarnation of the 3 musketeers :p

woohoo it was the most fun, the others were far too serious

"Well, you've done it to yourself this time, haven't you?"
"Am I dying, Louie?"
"From a slipped disk? That'll be a first."

hint?

The lead actor (who asks if he's dying) is also well-known as director and writer

Reservoir Dogs?

Nope not Tarantino, this guy can act

U-turn?

Nope

*Ting*
Sorry DS, 4 days and no good answer yet. Mind if I am the IJ this time?

"Don't blow smoke up my @ss. It will ruin my autopsy."

Where in the rules does it say that?

Surely I get a winner and another go

Okay! Nm me. These rules are bugging me, I have to say.

Edit:
This is what thought I could invoke an IJ:
"Note on the Impatient Jackass Rule: If the quote game stands for 48 hours without a post (either a winner posting something new, or someone venturing a guess), anyone can "invoke the IJ" and start a new quote, regardless of turn. This is designed to keep the game moving smoothly. This can ONLY be done when the game is stagnant."
;)

[ September 12, 2006, 16:50: Message edited by: Master of Nuhn ]

oh fair enough in that case

/me gives myself generic cuddly toy

The film in question was Jacob's Ladder with Tim Robbins as Jacob, and in that scene Danny Aiello as Louie.

And now... Master of Nuhn will rightly IJ :D

Never saw Jacobs ladder, but your actor/director hint should have rung up Tim Robbins.

:lol:
Hey! Jacob's Ladder is on my Wish2See-list. That's a Rubber Reality movie, right? Like the types of Vanilla Sky, Butterfly Effect, 12 Monkeys etc? Where you can't be sure what's real and what not?

And this was my quote:
Don't blow smoke up my @ss. It will ruin my autopsy.

Oh yes indeed MoN and it also features the first appearance of one Macaulay Culkin as Jacob's son.

One of my favourite films

After talking to DS it turned out I had seen Jacob's ladder, many years ago. Good film.

Time for a hint.

Two quotes from the same movie: "Careful Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation." and "When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner."

The third quote is Meet Joe Black (I guess the others are too, I just dont remember them).

Correct!
/me hands an undead cuddly toy to T2B.

I thought we'd be dead by step two, so this is going great.

Lethal Weapon?

No, far more recent than that.

Hint: Another quote:

Have you seen my nuts?

[ September 15, 2006, 16:38: Message edited by: T2Bruno ]

Over the Hedge?

We have a winner -- you're turn Wiley One.

Sorry it took me so long to get back....family responsibilities and all.....


"These things do happen! Well, until you stop these things happening, this thing does not happen!."

No guesses? Well then here is a hint: The person who said this was also known as the "Prima Donna"

One more hint:

The quote is from a play/movie that is set in Paris, late 19th century

Phantom of the Opera?

Thats correct JSBB.

More specifically it was Carlotta from the Phantom of the Opera.

Your turn...

"I'd rather have a chainsaw rammed up my butt then tell!"

Why does that sound like "Army of Darkness"?

Heh, I suppose it does sound like something that Ash might have said but it isn't from the Evil Dead series.

Sounds like something I've seen recently. My Super Ex-Girlfriend?

You got it Death Rabbit.