In the great SP tradition of tests at the moment check out: http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/

How pure are you? Check out this test and let us all know. ;)

I personally got a score of 45%.

A score of 77%...suspiciously pure if you ask me. :p

61%. Things were going great until I admitted I like pooping on people. Dammit, you have no idea how many situations in life where that little detail just happens to be a factor. Sheesh.

76, most of which likely comes from being a virgin, and knowing that drugs and alcohol is bad.

77%. I'm a nice person. :D

77% pure.

To be honest, I expected worse.

50% I'm an even *nicer* person :D :D

I think what lowered my score was the last question. I shouldnt have mentioned the turnips.

76% pure, how nice.

75%. I wonder how many people said yes to committing rape. Oh, if anyone says they did, I will hunt you down and kill you cos that really (insert colouful word here) me off. Hmm, maybe they should put some questions on about intent to kill. In fact no, mine would go down to about 3%. Im a very angry person :mad:

I'm 41% pure. (I was charged with a felony, well... almost.)

You are 60% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

About average I suppose.

78% pure... i have been in IRC too much to do anything else. :p

I'm 71% pure (very interesting)

I guess thats my plans to become the evil overlord of the world out of the window :p

75%
Being a virgin automaticaly makes me about 50%+. No drugs either, excluding alchocol. Some minor felonies though. :)

67% pure...interesting. How odd...I guess being a virgin keeps my score pretty high (oy...and I *have* been arrested and charged before...though not convicted...ps-I love all you [honest] lawyers out there! ;) )

54%. I thought I was going to be filthy until some of the later questions hit.

Oh, god; 81% pure. 91% of all those who have taken the test are less "pure" than me. :eek:

Someone, anyone; hop to my bed and make me less pure! :spin:

61%. By the nature of the questions, there are some people with some strange habits out there. (I wonder how many of them I know. . . .)

73%!?

If I do this test again after 10 years I'm probably down to 40% :D

I am 87% pure...

people less pure than you (97%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (3%)


hmm...

50% pure, not surprising as I did go to a public university.

23% Pure.

I AM EVIL!

87% pure.

Funny... it still said there's 0% of people like me even though 8people just got the same score.

61% pure. Good thing for the last half of the test. :D

Falstaff - 23%?!? :eek: Seriously warped is more like it. :p

60% pure, I'm definately glad for that last section.

People less pure than you (46%)
People like you (2%)
People more pure than you (52%)

58%

52%

Falstaff - I'm very worried about you.

You are 71% Pure!

Last time I did this test I was up in the 90's! What happened, oh yeah ;) :love: ;)

74% Pure. Sigh, I should probably work on lowering that a bit.

61% - I guess I'm not as bad as I thought I was. :) Although, come to think of it, I haven't changed any in the last 10 years or so. Maybe I'm getting less interesting as I age???

Oi, some gross questions.
I am 41 % pure, with 88 % of people more pure than me. :o Not very pure. I expected worse.

oh dear

You are 36% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (8%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (92%)

68%

@Uytuun: You're so pure... :shake: :lol:

[ May 10, 2004, 22:33: Message edited by: chevalier ]

92%

%30, I suspected that, this old body of mine has been through alot of sex, drugs, and alchol.

:holy: 73% here :angel:

54%

I took this same test a few years ago and got 70%... my, oh, my, how things change.

83% pure, amnt i such a good boy...

The thing that would worry my the most is if anyone answered the question under "have you walked in on your parents having it off"

[P.S] for those that havnt done the quiz, the question is "If yes did you join in?"

Everyone made me take this test, 18% :p

44% hmm, I don't do drugs. I've not done any illegal things...hmm...interesting

18% that's a little extreme man

23% pure here.

Not implying anything and don't have a problem if you are, but you have to be Bi to get under 35%. Otherwise there is no way to get a score so low.

Wow...56% for me. I'm not too suprised though. :rolling:

87% pure here...

You are 74% Pure! (Very interesting.)

Well, the virgin thing had me up, but the drugs and alcohol pushed me right back down.

57%

74% pure

Has anyone noticed that both Chad and Beatrice on the front page only are 2% pure :D :D
That kid looks about 12 how can he be 2% pure :confused:

You are 82% Pure!

people less pure than you (92%)
people like you (1%)
people more pure than you (7%)

I intend to fix this in the next few years.

52% pure...hmm...kinda in the middle here...

38% Pure...I thought I was purer than that!

You are 38% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (9%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (91%)

77% Once I'm 18, a lot of that should be changing. :p

68% well thats not too bad, i expected lower :D

What is:
Veal
Jay-Walking
Mooning/Streaking
(Racial) Slur

57% Quite pure for a 24 years old, pretty bad for a Christian...

Veal is calf meat (or lamb), jay-walking is crossing streets on red light, mooning is showing your buttocks, streaking is running naked, racial slur is racist slam.

@ MoN

Veal: Baby cow.

Jay-Walking: Walking across the middle of the street, not on a cross-walk or walkway. Illegal (though rarely inforced) here in the states, can't speak for everywhere.

Mooning/Streaking: Flashing your naked butt at someone/running naked.

Racial Slur: A rude and derogatory name or comment. Most common are n*gger, wetback, camel jockey, etc. Not nice.

Master of Nuhn, you've got a score equal to mine. You're christian, and I've done some repugnant stuff. Is there something you've been keeping a secret? ;)

You secretly want to poop on people's heads, don't you? I always though you seemed like the type! :p :grin: ;)

72%
i'm such an ass...

57% pure. Now WTF does "Have you ever had sex like burning" mean?

48% pure. I'm an artist...what can I say.

Aldazar, it either means some kind of STD (or STI for you brits) or that you had so much sex that you were like a fire, consuming every peice of (gr)ass you could find.

Ahhhh! I'm 87% pure! I must go commit some evil sins! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

You are 69% Pure!
(Very interesting.)


Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:




people less pure than you (69%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (29%)


69%?
Do I get a lower score for finding that funny?

Ahhhh! I'm 87% pure! I must go commit some evil sins!You'll fail miserably. You're purer than paladin (68%) :p

:holy: :holy: :holy:

Master of Nuhn, you've got a score equal to mine. You're christian, and I've done some repugnant stuff. Is there something you've been keeping a secret? Seems I', even worse! Reading the last 3 of Chev's and DR's explanations, gives me a highscore, probably... I'll do the test soon enough all over again.

You secretly want to poop on people's heads, don't you? I always though you seemed like the type! Say Ahhhh. :shake:

Edit: Test done again, 55%. Faragon, you are SUCH a goody-2-shoes! :p ;)

[ May 12, 2004, 22:41: Message edited by: Master of Nuhn ]

Has anyone noticed that both Chad and Beatrice on the front page only are 2% pure :D :D
That kid looks about 12 how can he be 2% pure :confused: In answer, well either it's just a fake piccy and numbers made up for shock value; or, well think about the questions, then think incest (between bro and sis, and parents) you've got the bisexual answers needed, you've got the incest needed, and if they are all in it together then you've probably got the sexual disease floating around like walnuts.

I suppose that's actually rather worrying, well just hope they made it up!

It is impossible for a little kid to have done all those things. In fact, such a kid wouldn't understand that test.

72%.
In 10 years, when I have had time to enjoy life and get laid and smashed in ways unimaginable, I'll do this test again.
Maybe

Only take the test if you're not afraid of what the answer might be...
I can say that I doubt mine will drop much lower. The questions I answered no to were most of the drugs, the STD's, and my three bottom lines, which I will not post here. Anyone who really wants to know can PM me. I might even answer.

69% but the test is faulty. How does holding hands make me less pure?! If the originator of this thread also created the test, I suggest you adjust it.

Holding hands, kissing or even marital sex doesn't make one impure. (Besides that, when women have sex with me, the experience is so supernatural that they become purified - that should count for something.)

Oh and Webster defines PURE as,

"b : free from moral fault or guilt c : marked by chastity : CONTINENT"

One definition for CHASTITY is

"a : abstention from unlawful sexual intercourse" (another definition includes ALL sexual intercourse, but that is just an old, warped and repressed idea - NO sex? That would be unethical!)

@Hauk Mahng: This was designed simply as a bit of fun, and not designed to be taken seriously. I thought you might be able to tell that given some of the questions. I have no idea how you truely test purity, and I dont much care. I just like to entertain.

As for the test, I didnt create it, but I'd feel truely proud of myself if I did, it's a stroke of comic genius. :)

Thanks, it's all good Takara. No seriousness intended.

I just can't accept scoring less than 90% on a test! (kidding). ;)

48% pure....I'm Danish what can I say :p ...actually i would had thought it lower, got to do more drugs

No harm done done Hauk Mahng. I cant accept scoring above 40%. Dammit! I need to try more things!

What's rimming?? :confused:

It's where you lick someone's ass Faraaz.

Ewwwwwwww :jawdrop:

Well, I suppose it's a matter of opinion. Some people like that sort of thing........Who'm I kidding? It's gross!

@Hauk Mahng: Well, that's an opinion. Other people have different opinions. You can't make people accept your ideas as their way of life. The author of that test can simply disagree with you. Doesn't make him less aware or anything (for one, I, for example, disagree with some of what you say), he simply holds a different view.

Now, as to purity, the test's purpose is to rate you somewhere in between a total virgin and a total dirty rat. So, 100% pure would be the total virgin (or maybe a completely asexual person) more than imply any religious impurity. Note that people have different views on what is pure and what is not. For example you think having sex with you has the power of supernaturally purifying the individual, while I might not be of the same opinion.

In concreto, holding hands can be a beautiful expression of friendship or of love, but some people will still think it's impure and one's going to hell for it. Right? Such views would be close to that 100% pure, according to the most militant zealots of purest purity who will run away from a woman.

Plus, well, defecating on your lawfully married sexual partner during sexual intercourse still doesn't seem very pure to me, somehow...