Ladies:

http://community.sparknotes.com/wench/

Gents:

http://community.sparknotes.com/jerk/

46% Jerk. Only 21% people are jerkier than I am. Quite predictably, since jerks are sissies compared to bastards, where I shine, while jerkiness is a side effect.

Go get rated.

Didn't do it, you had to register to do it.

Wow, does having pets that aren't mammals make you a jerk? Never thought that my goldfish'd make me qualify as a jerk. Several other questions also made me doubt the validity of this test.

32% (53% of the world is jerkier than me.)

12% jerk. Hurrah! 98% of people are jerkier than me!

19% Wench!
That's lower than the worldwide average of 36%!
5% less wenchy than you — 2% equal to you — 93% wenchier than you

I suppose that's good. Still means I'm a bit of one though :mommy:

I don't believe goldfish, parrots etc make you a jerk. I think they meant amphibiae or reptiles - like my tortoise ;)

I am 60% jerk!
92% less jerky than you — 1% as jerky as you — 7% jerkier than you

I am a bad mofo! :evil:

17% Jerk

17% jerk

41% Wench. 67% less wenchtastic than me, 3% equal to me, 30% wenchier than me. What did I do?

35% jerk...49% less jerky than me; 5% as jerky as me; and 46% jerkier than me.

A tad ridiculous...(I'd love to see what my friends thought of these results...)

I am certifiably... 45 percent jerk

This is a little embarassing, since I mostly answered the questions candidly...but... The results are in... you are certifiably:

80% Jerk!
That's higher than the worldwide average of 2%!
Compared to others...



99% less jerky than you — 0% as jerky as you — 1% jerkier than you
Fear me.

:confused:

I don't believe goldfish, parrots etc make you a jerk. I think they meant amphibiae or reptiles - like my tortoise ;) Heh, if anything, my bearded dragons made me a complete wuss :) At times when I see them I go "awww, so cute!" just like a little girl. :shake:

The results are in... you are certifiably: 23% Jerk! That's higher than the worldwide average of 2%! Compared to others...

16% less jerky than you — 3% as jerky as you — 81% jerkier than you

Pfeh, register just to take one, trivial test? No thanks.

@Hacken Slash: that's probably because you're Catholic ;)

45% jerk for me, and I'm only 15!

I'm 40% jerk apparantly ... ah well, it kept me entertained for all of 10 minutes

The results are in... you are certifiably:

49% Jerk!
That's higher than the worldwide average of 3%!
Compared to others...



79% less jerky than you — 2% as jerky as you — 19% jerkier than you
Of the 4,343,330 test takers so far...


61% like to drink.
44% gamble.
40% would lie for sex.
46% have cheated.
14% would have sex with a relative.
And 38% hate homosexuals, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone.
Guys who drink coffee are MORE likely to cheat in a relationship.
Guys who have been with prostitutes are MORE likely to have smelly armpits.
Catholics are MORE likely to spit on you.
Tattooed guys are MORE likely to know who their real fathers are.
And the last few test takers had this to say about not getting what they want:
"work harder"
"that is ok"
""
"whatever"
"sucks for me"

I am 45% jerk!!

And what's even better, my response to "what if you don't get what you want?" made it onto the list at the bottom!!

Yay me! :D :D :D