View Full Version : If you want to go in FULLY protected
Fri, 21st May '04, 10:24am
Because I felt like sharing this (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4168139183).
Gives a whole new meaning to the concept of 'Safe Sex'
Fri, 21st May '04, 10:37am
I can't believe anyone actually bid for that thing! Although it would probably stand great in anyones medievel contraception collection :D
Fri, 21st May '04, 11:43am
PLEASE NOTE: This is strictly a novelty item, and is NOT intended to be worn or used like a normal condom! :shake: No ****? You would need a pump size of an horse to use it -and a well deep enough. :shake:
Fri, 21st May '04, 11:53am
hmm, would go quite nice in my medaevil section. Shame you cant use it, though I suppose it's just as well. It probably weighs a fair bit.
Fri, 21st May '04, 1:53pm
Owwwwwwww! And I'm not talking from the ladies side!
Master of Nuhn
Fri, 21st May '04, 6:41pm
Hey hey hey!
Armor-spikes anyone? :evil:
Fri, 21st May '04, 9:19pm
Anyone using that thing would be in some serious pain for days.
Fri, 21st May '04, 9:25pm
Anyone using that thing would be in some serious pain for days. Anyone stupid enough to use it would probably be to stupid to feel the pain.
Fri, 21st May '04, 10:13pm
Aaw come one you guys, it would work out great :rolleyes: .
I would have bought it but unfortunately it's 7 inch, way too small :cool:
Fri, 21st May '04, 11:06pm
Sorry, i prefer Kevlar myself. :D
Sat, 22nd May '04, 3:10am
What's the big deal...I thought everyone had one of those?
Mon, 24th May '04, 7:30am
OMFG!! I want one! Do they come any bigger though?
Mon, 24th May '04, 11:21pm
"Any bigger", "way too small" eh? Some people certainly have inflated opinions of themselves... :rolleyes: :p
I'd be willing to bet money on the fact that some psycho Bondage couples will try it out...yuck, best not to think about it. Ever.
Someone should buy it and send it to chev... :p I'm sure he'd appreciate it as much, if not more, than a thong... ;) :shake:
Tue, 25th May '04, 4:20am
When I said any bigger, I meant only a little bigger. My opinion of myself is not that inflated. I'm not talking another 2 inches or more just one more inch. Although I guess it may fit depending on how flexible the chainmail is.
Tue, 25th May '04, 6:25am
Really don't need to hear this... :toofar:
Tue, 25th May '04, 6:41am
I'm with Jag on this one...I was kidding; and was in no way inviting you to go into any detail...
Please feel free to never speak of this on the Boards again... :p
Tue, 25th May '04, 4:09pm
If the guy from the "ball washer" incident had one of these and some ball covers too, he might have not had such a problem. :)
Tue, 25th May '04, 5:08pm
That's too expensive. I would want a collapsable plate mail condom at that price (US$81). :D
Thu, 27th May '04, 4:49pm
Heh....leave it to one of you to find something like that.
I am curious as to what you were searching for, when you came accross it? (snickers)
Fri, 28th May '04, 11:56am
LOL that was funny - and It would make a nice sound if you wear it during your daily routines too.
On a side note: chainmail wasn't worn on the bare skin in the middle ages - A wool shirtlike thingy which I do not know the English word for was always worn under it.
A good laugh though
Fri, 28th May '04, 12:21pm
As I'm knowing anything it was tunic.
Tue, 1st Jun '04, 12:34am
Might be useful if you are married to Loreena Bobbit :p
Tue, 1st Jun '04, 2:05am
-quote- "When I said any bigger, I meant only a little bigger. My opinion of myself is not that inflated. I'm not talking another 2 inches or more just one more inch."
Yeah, anyway, i'm sure their are tons of SP members who have 8 inch or bigger wangs. (Excuse me while i go wash the bulls__t out of my eyes.)
That's why so many D&D players go into the pornography industry when they get older...the roleplaying experience gives us truly 'magic missiles'. :rolleyes:
Master of Nuhn
Thu, 3rd Jun '04, 12:00am
Do we really have to be reminded? Do I really need to be bothered by this useless conversation again? Let's stop it, okay?
Who is this person you speak of?
Thu, 3rd Jun '04, 12:03am
Weeeel, if you must know: The Ballad of Loreena Bobbit (http://world.std.com/~jimf/humor/bobbit.html)
Master of Nuhn
Thu, 3rd Jun '04, 12:59am
Au! I think I understand now...
Tue, 15th Jun '04, 9:07am
i always did feel sorry for her husband. at school any time you piss a girl off they threaten to "bobbit" you. its one of those things that your almost positive will never happen but you play it safe anyways.