Because I felt like sharing this (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4168139183).
Gives a whole new meaning to the concept of 'Safe Sex'

:grin:

I can't believe anyone actually bid for that thing! Although it would probably stand great in anyones medievel contraception collection :D

PLEASE NOTE: This is strictly a novelty item, and is NOT intended to be worn or used like a normal condom! :shake: No ****? You would need a pump size of an horse to use it -and a well deep enough. :shake:

hmm, would go quite nice in my medaevil section. Shame you cant use it, though I suppose it's just as well. It probably weighs a fair bit.

Owwwwwwww! And I'm not talking from the ladies side!

Hey hey hey!
Armor-spikes anyone? :evil:

Anyone using that thing would be in some serious pain for days.

Anyone using that thing would be in some serious pain for days. Anyone stupid enough to use it would probably be to stupid to feel the pain.

Aaw come one you guys, it would work out great :rolleyes: .

I would have bought it but unfortunately it's 7 inch, way too small :cool:

Sorry, i prefer Kevlar myself. :D

What's the big deal...I thought everyone had one of those?

OMFG!! I want one! Do they come any bigger though?

"Any bigger", "way too small" eh? Some people certainly have inflated opinions of themselves... :rolleyes: :p

I'd be willing to bet money on the fact that some psycho Bondage couples will try it out...yuck, best not to think about it. Ever.

Someone should buy it and send it to chev... :p I'm sure he'd appreciate it as much, if not more, than a thong... ;) :shake:

When I said any bigger, I meant only a little bigger. My opinion of myself is not that inflated. I'm not talking another 2 inches or more just one more inch. Although I guess it may fit depending on how flexible the chainmail is.

Really don't need to hear this... :toofar:

I'm with Jag on this one...I was kidding; and was in no way inviting you to go into any detail...
Please feel free to never speak of this on the Boards again... :p

If the guy from the "ball washer" incident had one of these and some ball covers too, he might have not had such a problem. :)

That's too expensive. I would want a collapsable plate mail condom at that price (US$81). :D

Heh....leave it to one of you to find something like that.

I am curious as to what you were searching for, when you came accross it? (snickers)

LOL that was funny - and It would make a nice sound if you wear it during your daily routines too.

On a side note: chainmail wasn't worn on the bare skin in the middle ages - A wool shirtlike thingy which I do not know the English word for was always worn under it.

A good laugh though

As I'm knowing anything it was tunic.

Might be useful if you are married to Loreena Bobbit :p

-quote- "When I said any bigger, I meant only a little bigger. My opinion of myself is not that inflated. I'm not talking another 2 inches or more just one more inch."

Yeah, anyway, i'm sure their are tons of SP members who have 8 inch or bigger wangs. (Excuse me while i go wash the bulls__t out of my eyes.)

That's why so many D&D players go into the pornography industry when they get older...the roleplaying experience gives us truly 'magic missiles'. :rolleyes:

-sigh-
Do we really have to be reminded? Do I really need to be bothered by this useless conversation again? Let's stop it, okay?

@Morgoth:
Who is this person you speak of?

Weeeel, if you must know: The Ballad of Loreena Bobbit (http://world.std.com/~jimf/humor/bobbit.html)

Au! I think I understand now...

i always did feel sorry for her husband. at school any time you piss a girl off they threaten to "bobbit" you. its one of those things that your almost positive will never happen but you play it safe anyways.