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chevalier
Sat, 22nd May '04, 5:02pm
In the upcoming elections, vote Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith! :lol: :grin: :tie:

Lord Vader for president!

He is the best candidate because of his total commitment in war on terror, ethical use of biotechnology, and his overall great achievement in reducing bureaucracy and strong defence policy.

Vote Darth Vader! :shake: :tie:

http://www.thedarkside.net/vader/

Barmy Army
Sat, 22nd May '04, 6:33pm
Wierdo.

Hugo
Sat, 22nd May '04, 9:49pm
Good point
Maybe he can do what Bush can't: bring order to the world
LOL

chevalier
Sat, 22nd May '04, 10:00pm
"Apology accepted, captain Rummie" :shake: :lol:

Ahrontil
Sun, 23rd May '04, 1:11am
If Vader is the USA President's fantasy equivalent, does that make his master, George Bush Snr, the Emperor who used a smalltime invasion (kuwait) to wrest power from the Entire Trade Federation (Middle East Oil Consortiums)?

At the risk of sounding like a Trekkie, everyone under the Empire's control did pay taxes. The Trade Federation's blockade of Naboo was as a result of Naboo's refusal to pay the Trade Federation's trade route taxes. Maybe the website's owner couldn't read the intro to Episode I?

I've been playing far too many 'Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds' custom campaigns lately, can you tell?

[ May 23, 2004, 01:32: Message edited by: Bluin ]

Jesper898
Sun, 23rd May '04, 2:02am
Vader for president!! :tie:

Malovae
Sun, 23rd May '04, 3:46am
Yes, vote Vader. We may actually have a time without war. :tie: :tie: :tie:

chevalier
Sun, 23rd May '04, 4:01am
Plus, he's the enemy's father :shake: And he's far more funny thank Grand Moff Powell :shake: :lol: :grin:

Sir Belisarius
Mon, 24th May '04, 12:44pm
Would he fit in Ragusa's description of a Neocon? Or would he ba an origicon, because he was the first...A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... :grin: :spin: :roll:

Bion
Mon, 24th May '04, 8:36pm
you mean Ralph Vader?

Vyndin Source
Mon, 24th May '04, 9:10pm
Vader! Vader! Vader!

Maybe he will start massproduction of TIE-fighters :p :tie:
Heheh, tie-fighters, i.e those who fight men with ties :D

chevalier
Mon, 24th May '04, 9:45pm
And the aircraft industry will benefit!

Xei Win Toh
Mon, 24th May '04, 9:58pm
He's got my vote! If I had one that is...

Vyndin Source
Mon, 24th May '04, 9:59pm
Why would'nt you have one?

Xei Win Toh
Mon, 24th May '04, 10:00pm
1. I'm a minor.
2. It's the US election, where I'm not a citizen.

Vyndin Source
Mon, 24th May '04, 10:02pm
Oh... Right...

But then you acquire a fake ID, move to America and vote! :p

Simple as that :rolleyes:

Hugo
Mon, 24th May '04, 10:44pm
Vader for President: all the way
Ill be his new apprentice.
I like politics, and causing mass terror

Fabius Maximus
Mon, 24th May '04, 11:27pm
And the aircraft industry will benefit!Yeah, let's build thousands of crappy, cheap fighters with no armour whatsoever and put badly trained pilots in them, so that they stand no chance in a real dogfight.

I'm on my way to the outer rim, thank you very much. I like my ships with shield systems. :D

Ahrontil
Mon, 24th May '04, 11:57pm
Hey! Leave the Eurofighter (http://www.eurofighter.com/) alone!