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Barmy Army
Thu, 10th Jun '04, 11:23pm
Ok, heres me feeling pretty horny tonight (and maybe a little sexually frustrated... not got me leg over in months ffs!) so I thought that making a thread about everyones top 5 favourite lasses would be a good thing.


Name yout top 5! No lame-arse things like 'The wife' or 'The girlfriend'. Even if she is looking over your shoulder!

Mine:

1: Kelly Brook
2: Cheryl Tweedy from Girls Aloud - I really like this bird, she's spot on.
3: Christina Aguilera - Sooo dirty. I'd love to elaborate but I might get told off by a mod!
4: Kate Beckinsale - leather clad... mmmm....
5: Britney Spears - made it because of the body.

Whats yours?

Takara
Thu, 10th Jun '04, 11:45pm
Hmm..... top 5.

1) Mira Sorvino. She's so hot
2) Minnie Driver. Just....
3) Kate Beckinsale. Loved Underworld
4) Moira Kelly. Girl out of With Honours
5) Rachel Weiz. Have you seen mummy returns?

Death Rabbit
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 12:19am
1) Jennifer Garner; Alias, Daredevil (drool) (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0287978/Ss/0287978/DD-223.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Garner,%20Jenniferhttp://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0287978/Ss/0287978/DD-223.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Garner,%20Jennifer)
2) Piper Perabo; Coyote Ugly (drool) (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0200550/Ss/0200550/9?path=pgallery&path_key=Perabo,%20Piper)
3) Keira Knightley; Pirates of the Carribean (drool) (http://www.keiraknightleypalace.com/photos2/films/1loveactuallypremiere.jpg)
4) Gwen Stefani; No Doubt (drool) (http://www.askmen.com/imagesmusician/2001_jan/gwen_stefani/gwen_stefani_150g.JPG)
5) Alicia Keys; soul singer (drool) (http://www.alicia-online.net/photos/foty/prince-trust/images/02.jpg)

Splunge
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 12:59am
No lame-arse things Sorry, but:

1. My wife
2. My girlfriend
3. My girlfriend's girlfriend
4. My neighbor's wife
5. chev

:p

Sir Belisarius
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 1:34am
1: Kristy Swanson
2: Lauren Ambrose (6 feet under)
3: Christina Aguilera - Ever since she did her photoshoot for Maxim!
4: Kate Beckinsale - Looks fantastic in Van Helsing...But I dug her way back in Serendipity!
5: Julianne Moore - Always had a thing for her!

Gehn
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 1:49am
Damn I hate it when I get asked this question. I find it almost unanswerable, yet I always have to give it a go.

1) Natalie Portman. My temperature is already near fatal.
2) Lucy Gaskell. If you haven't seen a show that airs in the U.K called "Cutting It" then you won't know her, but GOD DAMM!
3) Thandie Newton. But ONLY when she was in "Mission Impossible 2".
4) Liv Tyler. The sexiest Elve i've ever seen bar none!
5) Leilani. A page 3 model here in the U.K. Very hot.

Icingdeath45
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 3:27am
1. My girlfriend
2. My girlfriend
3. My girlfriend
4. My girlfriend
5. My girlfriend

(I'm sorry..I have to be lame..no one tops her imho..no one even comes close)

chevalier
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 3:28am
1. Splunge's wife, 2. Splunge's daughter... :D :evil: :hahaerr: :p

#1-4: Christy Turlington, Adriana Lima, Liz Hurley, Penelope Cruz

#5 ex equo: :p

Holly Marie Combs, Selma Blair, Ines Sastre, Kim Smith, Vanessa Kelly, Rachel Roberts, Scarlett Johansson, Andrea Parker, Bridget Hall, Charisma Carpenter, Naomi Watts, Milla Jovovich, Mia Kirshner, Fernanda Tavares, Jennifer Love Hewitt

Guess you'll now have something to do for a long time with Kazaa :p

Aldazar
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 7:05am
Pretty difficult call, there's so many.

Well, here's 5 off the top of my head and in no particular order

1) Alicia Silverstone. Ever since I saw her in Aerosmith's 'Amazing' my heart flutters every time I see her. hey, I even bought Batman & Robin because she's in it!
2) Catherine Bell. From JAG for those who don't know. Damn fine-looking woman who always elicits a bit of drool.
3) Sara Rue. From the series' "Less Than Perfect" and "Popular" and also played the hippy chick in the kitchen in "Can't Hardly Wait"
4) Miranda Otto. Gorgeous Aussie actress and if I'd been Aragorn I'd have ditched Liv and taken off with Miranda in a heartbeat.
5) Jewel. One of the hottest-looking singers on the face of the planet also possessed of one of the finest voices I have ever heard. And her not-quite-perfect teeth only add to her appeal.

Jaguar
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 9:08am
Here are my five, but they are all equal, so they are in no particular order. I have added links for those you might not know some of them:


Tara Reid (http://www.celebrity-nude-movies.com/tara-reid-nude_007.jpg)

Shannyn Sossamon (http://www.admarchive.com/galleries/ShannynSossamon/nude1.jpg)

Charisma Carpenter (http://www.christinaaguilleranude.com/cc/cc_009.jpg)

Catherine Bell (http://www.brittny.com/catherine2/catherine2_002.jpg)

Alyssa Milano (http://www.hollywoodteenstarlets.com/alyssa-milano-nude_015.jpg)


-EDIT- Faulty links

[ June 11, 2004, 09:18: Message edited by: Jaguar ]

Jack Funk
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 2:11pm
@Splunge - LOL - chev - LOL :D

...can't think...laughing...

Splunge
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 3:29pm
@chev:
1. Splunge's wife, 2. Splunge's daughter... Oh oh. :eek: I didn't know I had a daughter. Now, to find out who the mother was. :p :shake:

SleepleSS
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 3:31pm
1: Floor Jansen (From After Forever)
2: Tarje Turunen (From Nightwish)
3: Talena Atfield (Ex Kittie)
4: The chick playing Willow in Buffy
5: That chick playing Faith in Buffy (... Dusku) and Kate Beckinsale

Actully that makes 6!

Pac man
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 5:34pm
* Emmanuelle Beart
* Jaime Pressly
* Penelope Cruz
* Milla Jovovich
* Robin Givens

Xei Win Toh
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 5:50pm
Linda Cardellini (Velma in the Scooby-Doo movies) Angela Gossow (Arch Enemy vocalist) Tarja Turunen (Nightwish vocalist) Two girls (no names given) that i have crushes on

Bion
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 8:54pm
3) Thandie Newton. But ONLY when she was in "Mission Impossible 2". c'mon, she was *really* nice in besieged...

chevalier
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 9:38pm
Oh oh. I didn't know I had a daughter. Now, to find out who the mother was.Perhaps it was your sister or your mistress :shake: :lol:

Sarevok•
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 9:42pm
Ah well there are so many but here are some of my favorite fine fine women.

Tara Palmer Tomkinson (http://www.fox.co.uk/news/lb2/lb2_6.jpg)

Kate Moss (http://www.mypaddington.co.uk/images/celebs&gossip/kate3.jpg)

Liz Hurley (http://www.mouawad.com/images/image_hurley_little.jpg)

Sarah Alexander (http://www.zen34862.zen.co.uk/media/jpgs/strangerers/s18.jpg)

Pink (http://www.eforu.com/cards/pictures/pink/p1.jpg)

Splunge
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 10:12pm
Perhaps it was your sister or your mistress Sister – hmm, well, there was that time we spent together in the bathtub.
But I was 4 at the time, and she was only 2, and to the best of my knowledge, nothing “happened”. :p

As for my mistress – now that’s a possibility. :shake:

Vyndin Source
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 10:21pm
Random order:

Carmella Decesare ( :eek: :love: )

Dalene Kurtis (she has a turn-off for hairy men... Life can be cruel some times :sosad: )

Odessa Munroe (Freddy vs. Jason)

Emma Lundberg (omg is all I can say)

The rest that I can't think of right now; they're in my dreams somewhere... :hmm:

Sir Belisarius
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 10:26pm
I like Famke Janssen a lot too

Rastor
Fri, 11th Jun '04, 10:51pm
All right, I'll bite:

1. Elisha Cuthbert (24, Girl Next Door)
2. Eliza Dushku (Buffy)
3. Jessica Alba (Dark Angel)
4. Anna Kournikova (If you don't know, then you live in a cave)
5. Allison Lohman (Big Fish)

Master of Nuhn
Sat, 12th Jun '04, 3:17am
It seems I still like brunettes like Monica Bellucci (Passion ot Christ, Tears ot Sun, Malena), Catherine Bell and Andrea Corr.

Tassadar
Sun, 13th Jun '04, 7:18am
I'll pick:

1) Jenny Frost (Atomic Kitten)
2) Evan Rachel Wood
3) Kate Beckinsale in any vampire movie
4) Jennifer Connolly
5) Naomi Watts

I see Kate's quite popular in SP. :)

Faraaz
Sun, 13th Jun '04, 9:18am
1) Aishwarya Rai
(She's an Indian actress, you guys might not have heard of her...but she is the hottest woman from my dear home country, fer sure!)

2) Kate Beckinsale

3) Catherine Zeta Jones (when she was younger...she was sizzling hot in Entrapment)

4) Keira Knightley

5) Cameron Diaz in "There's Something about Mary"

Sir Belisarius
Mon, 14th Jun '04, 12:52pm
Aishwarya Rai
(She's an Indian actress, you guys might not have heard of her...but she is the hottest woman from my dear home country, fer sure!)I just looked her up on Google...She is pretty hot!!!