View Full Version : Squirrels are evil


casey
Fri, 18th Jun '04, 1:29pm
The demonic squirrel of doom (http://cuagain.manilasites.com/discuss/msgReader%24287?mode=day) :D :D :D

ArtEChoke
Fri, 18th Jun '04, 1:42pm
True or not, its hysterical.

Gehn
Fri, 18th Jun '04, 1:43pm
:D I can sympathise with that. I mean my experience wasn't that extreme but, god damn, that squirrel had issues. There I was sitting under a meduim sized tree, just in the shade, out of the sun, as you do. When this freaking little rodent starts throwing s**t at me! At first I thought, "meh, just some nuts falling from the tree or somthing." It kept happening, so I simply moved. But oH! It followed me! So I looked up and there he was (it could have been a she, I really don't know though) with an acorn, or somesuch squirrely grenade type thing, hurling the stuff at my head. Accurate to boot! Man, If I could have climbed a tree as fast as that little critter, I can tell you, there would have been trouble...

I'm not making this up BTW. Really. Weird I know, but true. Perhaps unlike that biker's story.

SleepleSS
Fri, 18th Jun '04, 2:47pm
We all know Squirrels are evil! Especially people who played against my green white Magic dexk :D

Wordplay
Fri, 18th Jun '04, 2:51pm
*Has this bad, bad joke about Gehn, head, and squirrels in his mind* :D

Next time you are seeing a squirrel on the road, accelerate. :p

The Kilted Crusader
Fri, 18th Jun '04, 3:43pm
Like a day with my nephew. That boy is far too violent for his age!

BigStick
Fri, 18th Jun '04, 5:46pm
Almost fell off my chair reading this story! Not a good thing to do at work....

Faerus Stoneslammer
Sat, 19th Jun '04, 6:20am
:lol: ROTFL!! Brilliantly hilarious story! I should submit it to my uni's joke newspaper...(they have a thing for evil squirrel's...)

Sarevok•
Sat, 19th Jun '04, 5:10pm
Squirrels are cute and cuddly, leave them alone!! :toofar: I mean c'mon, does he (http://www.gottshall.com/squirrels/foxsqrrl.gif) look evil to you?

Ofelix
Sat, 19th Jun '04, 6:44pm
This's the devil! DEVIL I say! Very Funny indeed! :D

dman18
Sat, 19th Jun '04, 11:59pm
Sarevok, he doesn't look evil, but he does look damn constapated...

Hilarious story BTW, I woould love to see a squirrel give the finger!

Spellbound
Sun, 20th Jun '04, 5:01am
LMAO! That's the funniest thing I've read in some time. :lol: Squirrels can be so devious...and I'd never, ever, want to get one pissed at me.

Wiegraf Folles
Sun, 20th Jun '04, 5:29am
Sarevok Anchev is right. Squirrels are pure creatures, incapable of evil if left alone, This "demonic squirrel" was surely a weapon sent against the US by al-Qaeda or someone.

Aldazar
Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 5:10am
LMAO!! Very funny story and sounds like a great afternoon's fun. To be honest, I'm surprised it wasn't a badger involved. They are, after all, trying to take over the world.

Deathmage
Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 1:23pm
The squirrels are proven to be evil since ages ago...

http://groups.msn.com/DeathMagesRealmsSite/sigandartpicturesformembers.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=118

Faraaz
Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 4:55pm
ROFLMAO...hilarious!

casey
Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 5:45pm
Rofl, well it was a good read anyway, I've seen proof Squirrels could be cunning and mischievous, but this story had me convinced they are evil. Assuming it actually happened that is

Lazy Bonzo
Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 7:49pm
LMFAO!!!! Evil squirrel's!

SleepleSS
Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 9:06pm
They are the face of Satan, better start praying again Saravoks picture gave me the creeps! Last night a squirel was comming from the well instead of Samara... Will it ever stop????