If you're feeling really unsafe at home, check this thing out:

The Quantum Sleeper (http://www.qsleeper.com/)

The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments

Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”.

PROTECTION
With this unit you don't have to run to a "Safe Room", you're already in it.

ENTERTAINMENT
The Quantuum Sleeper comes with options for:
- CD player,
- DVD Screen with PC hookup,
- Microwave and Refrigerator

COMMUNICATIONS
The Quantum Sleeper comes with options for Cellular Phones, CB and Short-wave Radios
It has one-way see-through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front) so that you can watch in comfort as that axe wielding maniac hacks in vain at your 1.25" Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding! Brilliant! Where can I get one?

It didn't mention if there is a bed pan. If there is, I might take it.

But really, who is that paranoid?

Americans, who else?

Lol I almost wish I was that paranoid. That's some invention.

That is the craziest thing I've ever seen! I bet their selling tons of them!! ;) :lol: :grin:

Nifty, but how are you going to get oxygen in that thing once you've closed the top? :lol:

"You don't even need a coffin, you're already in it!" :shake:

Why didn't they lead line it too? I mean, if you can't survive radioactive fallout, what's the point?

WHAT?! No cappuccino maker?!?!?

Well, forget it, then. :almostmad:

Why do people make such things? They might spend their dollars trying to contribute to the cure of cancer or AIDS or something... :rolleyes:

Why didn't they lead line it too? I mean, if you can't survive radioactive fallout, what's the point? Yeah, then you'd also be able to hide from Superman's X-Ray vision! He'd never know you were in there!

It would be brilliant till someone cuts the phone cable and you're stuck in your coffin. Or they simply gas you out. In this day and age there is no such thing as a 'safehouse'. Mobility is the key to defence, not sitty in some coffin that probably dosen't even have toilet facilities. How the hell would you go to the toilet! You're lying down! You can't squat!

I mean LOL!
How stupid can people get. I suspect it'll be a real hit too :rolleyes:
Not mentioning you dont need a gas chamber if you ever want to make suicide.

Put the thing on wheels!

Mount a gun on it!

That's the craziest invention I've ever seen! Reminds me of the movie Panic Room.

Yes exactly what I thought, Tassadar. A "Panic Bed"... the whole planet is crazy now, I can feel that with every new day.

The average cost of the Quantum Sleeper is estimated at about $160,000.00 Holy crap, is ANYONE stupid enough to buy one THAT rich!?

You'd better believe it! There are way too many people with more money than sense (cents). :(

Mobility is the key to defence True, that is why I have thought up my own invention:

THE ESCAPE-O-MATIC POD! (drumroll)

it has:
-Seatbelts.
-The full funtionality of a toilet.
-GPS (so that you know where you are when you land)
-Sub orbital thrusters capable of putting a continent or two between you and your attacker.

Supplies are limited. send your 500,000.00 dollars today!

Anyone bet that the Whitehouse has a few of those for Bush and Co.?

I've had one of these for years...
How can you sleep without one - don't you know *they* are coming for YOU! Yes you!
/me looks around nervously
Got to go - *they* are coming again.
/me scuttles to his Quantam Sleeper Mark II
@Jaguar: I doubt anyone will be willing to take that bet.
:borg: