View Full Version : The Safest Rest You've Ever Had!
Wed, 11th Aug '04, 7:01am
If you're feeling really unsafe at home, check this thing out:
The Quantum Sleeper (http://www.qsleeper.com/)
The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments
Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.
The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”.
With this unit you don't have to run to a "Safe Room", you're already in it.
The Quantuum Sleeper comes with options for:
- CD player,
- DVD Screen with PC hookup,
- Microwave and Refrigerator
The Quantum Sleeper comes with options for Cellular Phones, CB and Short-wave Radios
It has one-way see-through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front) so that you can watch in comfort as that axe wielding maniac hacks in vain at your 1.25" Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding! Brilliant! Where can I get one?
Wed, 11th Aug '04, 8:07am
It didn't mention if there is a bed pan. If there is, I might take it.
But really, who is that paranoid?
Wed, 11th Aug '04, 11:23am
Americans, who else?
Wed, 11th Aug '04, 12:30pm
Lol I almost wish I was that paranoid. That's some invention.
Wed, 11th Aug '04, 12:36pm
That is the craziest thing I've ever seen! I bet their selling tons of them!! ;) :lol: :grin:
Wed, 11th Aug '04, 1:14pm
Nifty, but how are you going to get oxygen in that thing once you've closed the top? :lol:
Wed, 11th Aug '04, 1:56pm
"You don't even need a coffin, you're already in it!" :shake:
Wed, 11th Aug '04, 2:35pm
Why didn't they lead line it too? I mean, if you can't survive radioactive fallout, what's the point?
Wed, 11th Aug '04, 3:20pm
WHAT?! No cappuccino maker?!?!?
Well, forget it, then. :almostmad:
Wed, 11th Aug '04, 4:40pm
Why do people make such things? They might spend their dollars trying to contribute to the cure of cancer or AIDS or something... :rolleyes:
Wed, 11th Aug '04, 10:10pm
Why didn't they lead line it too? I mean, if you can't survive radioactive fallout, what's the point? Yeah, then you'd also be able to hide from Superman's X-Ray vision! He'd never know you were in there!
Wed, 11th Aug '04, 10:39pm
It would be brilliant till someone cuts the phone cable and you're stuck in your coffin. Or they simply gas you out. In this day and age there is no such thing as a 'safehouse'. Mobility is the key to defence, not sitty in some coffin that probably dosen't even have toilet facilities. How the hell would you go to the toilet! You're lying down! You can't squat!
Wed, 11th Aug '04, 10:56pm
I mean LOL!
How stupid can people get. I suspect it'll be a real hit too :rolleyes:
Not mentioning you dont need a gas chamber if you ever want to make suicide.
Master of Nuhn
Fri, 13th Aug '04, 12:07am
Put the thing on wheels!
Fri, 13th Aug '04, 1:05am
Mount a gun on it!
Fri, 13th Aug '04, 8:28am
That's the craziest invention I've ever seen! Reminds me of the movie Panic Room.
Fri, 13th Aug '04, 4:13pm
Yes exactly what I thought, Tassadar. A "Panic Bed"... the whole planet is crazy now, I can feel that with every new day.
Xei Win Toh
Fri, 13th Aug '04, 5:15pm
The average cost of the Quantum Sleeper is estimated at about $160,000.00 Holy crap, is ANYONE stupid enough to buy one THAT rich!?
Fri, 13th Aug '04, 5:33pm
You'd better believe it! There are way too many people with more money than sense (cents). :(
Fri, 13th Aug '04, 5:41pm
Mobility is the key to defence True, that is why I have thought up my own invention:
THE ESCAPE-O-MATIC POD! (drumroll)
-The full funtionality of a toilet.
-GPS (so that you know where you are when you land)
-Sub orbital thrusters capable of putting a continent or two between you and your attacker.
Supplies are limited. send your 500,000.00 dollars today!
Fri, 13th Aug '04, 6:44pm
Anyone bet that the Whitehouse has a few of those for Bush and Co.?
Sun, 15th Aug '04, 7:51pm
I've had one of these for years...
How can you sleep without one - don't you know *they* are coming for YOU! Yes you!
/me looks around nervously
Got to go - *they* are coming again.
/me scuttles to his Quantam Sleeper Mark II
@Jaguar: I doubt anyone will be willing to take that bet.