View Full Version : Coolest. Bear. Ever.


Death Rabbit
Thu, 19th Aug '04, 5:28pm
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/18/bear.beer.reut/index.html

Step aside, Yogi. You're a lightweight.

Bluerose
Thu, 19th Aug '04, 5:40pm
Now THAT one was really good. A bear with real tastes ;)

Splunge
Thu, 19th Aug '04, 5:40pm
LMAO!

When we used to have drinking contests (when I was much younger and stupid), we told each other to "bear down" when the going started to get tough. :lol:

I especially liked this part:
He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.
:shake:

Xei Win Toh
Thu, 19th Aug '04, 6:00pm
Heh, I just linked to this in the chatroom, without knowing there was a thread.

We concluded it was a Sorvo bear, except he doesn't pass out from beer, he would sooner pass out without it.

The Kilted Crusader
Thu, 19th Aug '04, 6:08pm
LMAO! man, that cracked me up.

reepnorp
Thu, 19th Aug '04, 6:44pm
Wow. That is one amazing bear! I wonder if he's old enough to make it legal?

iLLusioN'
Thu, 19th Aug '04, 6:54pm
LOL now that is a cool bear. :p

Dice
Thu, 19th Aug '04, 8:14pm
Now that bear knows how to put on weight for the long winter.

Rednik
Thu, 19th Aug '04, 9:16pm
That's just awesome.

SleepleSS
Thu, 19th Aug '04, 11:45pm
Hell Yeah This beer rocks!

Aldazar
Fri, 20th Aug '04, 4:47am
That's my kinda bear. Wonder if he'd consider having any drinking buddies?

Tassadar
Fri, 20th Aug '04, 4:51am
Legend. Pissed animals are always comedy.

el timtor
Fri, 20th Aug '04, 5:15am
Hee hee hee!

Yogi: Hey, Boo-boo! I'm drunker than the average bear! :xx:

Boo-boo: Gee, Yogi, I don't think the ranger's gonna be too happy. :(

Enagonios
Fri, 20th Aug '04, 10:14am
that did it. im now a beleiver in reincarnation hehe.

Abomination
Fri, 20th Aug '04, 10:42am
@el timtor: lol!

Now that's pretty damn funny. You wouldn't want him as a drinky buddy though... what if he's an angry drunk?

Enagonios
Fri, 20th Aug '04, 11:02am
ah, if that were the case, you'd probably be his substitute for bar nuts. hehe.

Jaguar
Fri, 20th Aug '04, 11:21am
They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation. Sure, the bear was relocated, but what about the beer?!? WHAT ABOUT THE BEER?!?!?!?

Son of Bhaal
Fri, 20th Aug '04, 11:26am
What a waste of beer, I bet he had to drink 5 times the amount we normally drink to get drunk...oh no wait...he did.

Its as about as funny as that bear that was found climbing a tree, tranqued, the bear fell out and hit the safety net, it then got catapulted him higher than he sat in the tree and landed flat on his face on somones lawn ;)

Faraaz
Sat, 21st Aug '04, 12:13pm
Bears drinking beers...what's the world coming to?? :rolleyes:

Dave the Magic Turtle
Sat, 21st Aug '04, 4:14pm
I have one word:

Sweeet!

Shrikant
Sat, 21st Aug '04, 5:37pm
LAMO :) )

Just 2 cans? He must have been real pissed during the relocation :shake:

SleepleSS
Mon, 23rd Aug '04, 6:20pm
You guys didn't get my joke or was it not funny? :p

Barmy Army
Mon, 23rd Aug '04, 9:24pm
lol.

This bear might be a good drinking partner! :thumb:

Then again, he might not be able to keep up with me. And the conversation might be a bit ****. Plus, wheres he gonna put the chang after getting a round? :cool:

Big B
Tue, 24th Aug '04, 3:12am
You rang? :p

Jaguar
Tue, 24th Aug '04, 11:11am
So this is where they relocated the bear...

Enagonios
Tue, 24th Aug '04, 2:50pm
You guys didn't get my joke or was it not funny? which one? this sorry excuse for a pun? ;)

Hell Yeah This beer rocks!

SleepleSS
Wed, 25th Aug '04, 8:40pm
Yeah I thought it was funny after some beer :p and later after some other beers I was wondering if it was funny :S.

My mind is a bit twisted sometimes :p

Beer is Dutch for Bear But Beer is like bee what the Bear drank, damn when I explane it it doesn't make sense at all :(