Post a fun, NICE lie about the person who posted before you. Keep it clean and don't get mean.

Examples:

^Waited three days in the rain for Britney Spears tickets

^Once spent a night in jail for slapping someone at a pub with a large trout

^Wears underwear more than two days at a time

Have fun... :roll:

Rally steals neighbours milk at dawn...

Rally attended a wedding and threw water over the bride and groom instead of confetti. :1eye:

Uses his beard as an alternate lunchbox :roll: :p
:borg:

BBR actually has a full head of hair.

^ also looks like a green mosquito in real life

As Splunge's text says his picture looks just like him; he has no arms or legs but does have enourmous shoulders. Oh and a beard.

Lazy Bonzo once had a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg. True story.

Wildfire has an arrangement with Takara for a lifetime supply of turnips.

reepnorp - more true then you might imagine.
WF shaves with that axe... also his armpits :p
:borg:

WF shaves with that axe... also his armpits [Razz] And BBR taught him how ;)

^Eats babies for breakfast!
(It's a lie since Shrikanth is having them only for dinner :p )

^ Suffers from a chronical sleeping disorders which makes him sleep atleast 16h each day.

^Is known here in Sweden as our prime minister's Doppledanger

^ Picked his nose with superglue on his fingers and now wears a mask to hide the result.

^LB in real life has a lifetime gym membership and has a lifesize cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwartzenegger in his room.

^DHB is actually a bright haired beauty!

@LB: brilliance :grin:
^ reepnorp actually stand for Eep No RP ;)
:borg:

^ is actually a hairy halfling wizard.

^ Has 'never' been an angel (and I've got photos to prove it!)

Abomination is Tal's other secret SP account, shssh

^Sarevok Isn't from hell, he is actually an angel in disguise.

^ has never before changed his nickname on these boards.

^ has never seen snow, and is an avid deep sea fisherman

^ Thinks Wayne Gretzky is overrated.

Seeing as both are Canadians I think I will let this one pass even though it was aimed at Blog.

joacqin steals candy from babies!

^ is actually an entirely mundane plankton named Gary.

Xei Win Toh is Chev's other secret SP account, shssh

Dresses up in cosplay as Vash from 'Trigun' and runs around town yelling "Rove and Peace!"... without clothing - just does the hair and the weird glove thing.

^ Makes pan-cakes at his free-time, thus during his working times his cakes tend to be flat. :D

^ Thats not a blade ... its a nail.

^ Name is a acronym for:

Send Help! Really! It's Killed Already! No Time! HELP!

^ Got most of his face bitten off when he fell into the piranha pond at the local zoo.

^Is dying to get his hands on the flying killer monkeys from The Wizard of Oz.

^ only has one nipple!

Has chosen has name for his tendency to shriek randomly.
:borg:

^ Has an unhealthy liking for hamsters, and other furry rodents...

^ Is actually a Goan named "Antony Gonsalves."

^ is a LEGO puppet but stopped writing his name because he didn't know how to spell it...

^Is actually a Master of None

^ Likes of Coca-Cola because it gives him a nice, "bubbly" feeling at the bottom of his stomach. :spin:

^ Is actually George W. Bush's head secret service agent.

^Believes Santa Claus could take Mike Tyson in a fight.

^ Welded the helm to his head so he wouldn't have to be reminded of his ugliness every time he looked in a mirror.

^ initials actually stand for X-Wing Turnip.

^ Is a country girl.

^ Reallly prefers cola.

^Is actually 32 and still lives with his mother.

^believed that if he just covered his own eyes in hide and seek, no-one would be able to find him.

^ *IS* a country girl. No kidding; I once saw her snuggling in our local bar and giggling like crazy with her friends.

^ that glowing sword is really just a mini-Maglite torch (with blue cellophane over the lamp).

^attacked a man on the street with a toy lightsaber.

^Has never actually seen a harbour.

Darn it!

^ Actually wears a pair of thongs under his kilt and not the traditional nothing.

^Has a secret carreer in the adult film industry known as "Buck Naked"

^ Stars in said movie :p

^Actually did a google search on 'Buck Naked' to see if the rumors were true.

^Doesn't need to do a check on google because he owns the entire series on tape

^ Worked on 'Buck Naked' as part of the set cleanup crew :sick:

^ Directed said movie.

^ Is a member of the Spice Girls fan club.

^ Was a member of THE Spice Girls.

Curses, beat me to him.


^ Secretly "harbours" *badum-tish* desires for Garth Brooks

^likes to wear silk under all that plaid flannel

^Hates children with a passion.

^Eats children with a passion

^Hates eating children with a passion. (the taste puts him off, and they get stuck in the beard)

/\ Feels humbled by the superiority of the Australians. ;)

^Feels humbled by the superiority of every other living being (known or unknown) in the multiniverse.

^Just likes to say the word 'multiuniverse'

^ Blames him of that because he believes in uno-universe, circling around his navel. :D

^ Isn't from Finland because everyone knows people from Finland are blonde :p

^ Is really a deceased body now fleeing to California

^ Chased the said cow out of his 300lb girlfriend's farm.

^regularly serves Sacred Cow for dinner, medium rare, with sauteed mushrooms and a baked potato on the side.

^ regularly serves kebab's on a staff

@Bion: Mate, you from India?

[ September 13, 2004, 14:59: Message edited by: Faraaz ]

^ OK, I lied the last time, he's actually a Guju named "Patel."

(No, but I've been to India and my gf is Indian and I know alot of Indians, so I've picked up a thing or two...)

\/ A lie! A damned lie!!!

[ September 13, 2004, 17:43: Message edited by: Bion ]

^ President of the Barenaked Ladies fan club.

^ is embarassed to admit it...he loves the Indians. :D

(Oh, okay...I'd say you picked up a lot more than a thing or two... ;) )

Edit: Damn...DR beat me to it.

^ (DR)
^ Share's BBR's unhealthy affections for all things small, round and furry. :p

^ wishes he was small, round and furry.

^ Is a were-shark.

^ Likes to play "Tic Tac Toh."

^ is Tic Tac Toh.

Is actually a Master of None So true. Tell a lie next time... ;)

^ Translater as: "So true. Tell a lie next time..." ;)

^The text under his portrait actually translates to "SWM, 22, ISO SWF, 18-49, for good times with no strings attached."

^ goes cruisin' for SWM's, 22, ISO SWF, 18-49, looking for good times with no strings attached. Pretends to be S.

^is a platinum-card member of the 700 Club

^Is actually all shaven, no hair at all, and therefore, no real man.

^ is actually the one who shaves me regularly. Yes, even down there.

(ps - good one, Rally)

^ Thinks that fur is murder

^ Regular hunts fur but not animals, dirty things *trails off in silent mutterings and drooling*

^ Is actually an Industrious Bonzo.

^ Likes to pretend he is Attila the Hun in his free time.
:borg:

^ Likes to paint his face blue in real-life, just like Minsc. :p

^became a moderator to compensate for having a ridiculously large ... keyboard. (and Posts before I get a chance)

^ Sends Bion marriage proposals signed with Honoria

^ Has wet dreams of horny interaction with barbie dolls each night. The problem is, their pink lingerie cause nightmares at the same time, for Morgoth actually has a serious disorder with the colour pink.

^Enjoys describing things in waaay too much detail, giving all of us a shiver down our spine.

^ Has similiar dreams but from the perspective of the barbie dolls...

[Edit: Damm Caleb got there first! Ah well still applicable]

^ feels like Ken watching Barbie get frisky with Morgoth ... a little jealous and alot sick.

^ has a curiously small hand compared to the size of his shoulder.

^ Speaks about his own personal universe, althought everyone knows that 'EVERYONE' has "his own personal universe." Take that, Bonzo. :D

^ Permanently confounded by his glow in the dark thumb.

^tries to actually use four arms IRL... noticing the hard he doesn't have any when half his letters are missing from his typing

>Wheee! This thread is a riot... Thanks for your wonderful (albeit weird) mind Rally... this is the best<
:borg:

^Lived with a Randy Kobolds named Sarah.

^ often goes by the name "Sarah."

^ Was single handedly responsable for Diablo II being continually pushed back!

^ Has never in his life ended a sentence with: "eh?".


And for everyones information, my stage name was actually Ben Dover, not Buck Naked.

^real name is Pat Megroin.

^ stage name is actually Ass-Candy Johnson, and he breaks for sailors.

^got carried away with the "balding cure" spray.

^Is jealous for not having a "balding cure" spray

^ What does not destroy him actually makes him weaker.

^ doesn't realise that his name is an anagram for PORN PEER.

^ doesn't realize his name is an anagram for BOOB HURAY.

^ DOES realise that his name is an anagram for BAH, TIRED BAT.

^ He sucks at Trivial Pursuit.

^ doesn't know how to start a new Random Babbling thread.

^aka...The Kiwi Killer

^ aka "Blondie"

^
^ DHB really means "Damn Hairy *****".

Edit: CURSE YOU HB!

^Is the voice of Cartman on Southpark... ;)

^ lives in a van . . . that is floating down the river

^Inveted all things Smurfy

^ did the voice of Brainy Smurf

^Is the real-life inspiration for Lisa Simpson

^ Has the Powerpuff Girls bed-suite and wallpaper.

^has to shave his toes so his feet can fit in is shoes.

^ The name comes from seing a pigeon and figuring that for a real dragon when she was 12. The good/bad thing is, eyesight wasn't the problem.

^ Simplicity is the only thing that matters because its the only thing he can understand.

^ Is really a politician who likes to be called 'Dubya'

^Is Abomination's employer.

^ Is Jaguar's sex slave, and Abomination's bodyguard. Imagine the consequences of that.

^Is Caleb - without the mask (i.e. not in 'gimp' mode).

(Woo! I have bodyguards!)

^
Really, really adores the color pink

^Is a grammatical teacher for the english language.

^ Actually has the guts to walk around in that rusty, stinking armor you see in his portrait in real life.

^ Wishes he had the guts to don the rusty, stinking armour to hide behind.

^ Couldn't spell his real name, Ed, so went for Shrikanth.

/\ Is just one really big Toe, with hands attached by string...

^

Wears Teenage Mutant Ninja TUrtles underoos...

^teaches typing

^ Is in reality a male elf married to a female dog, with 2 seahamster children. And he doesn't even really work that hard.

(Edit: I wonder how long this can continue. A fun idea for a while but with this rate Tal will have to lock this ever-expanding thread up sooner or later.)

^teaches a Dale Carnegie course in optimism

(is this game any worse than the original Quote game that's now on it's fourth thread, or any of its spinoffs, or RB, or...? If Tal wants it to end PERMANENTLY, he'll say so and it will. The board that inspired me is now on it's 18th page, and they started only about 8 hours befroe we did. ;) )

^ only knows because she's attended them. ;)

^While Faraaz is the one who sponsors them.

^ And Caleb IS the charity who didn't get that money.

^ wears a leather jacket and eats steak for shock value.

^ Drinks rat milk.

^ Can't find his way around a web page without his 7 year old niece's help.

^ Xei Win Toh's 7 year old neice.

^Wanted to be called Cuddly Bunny but that nick was already taken.

^is actually sane! :D

^Is biological identical to a lizard.

^ Is biologicaly identical to Splunge

^ Is biologically identical to Doug McKenzie

^ Is one of the mice that Doug McKenzie put inside a bottle to try to get free beer.

^ Is a thirteen year old Asian-Canadian girl.

^ Eats horses for breakfast and then people wonder why he has so many horsepowers.

^ has never ever used a computer

^wears a crash helmet to bed.

^ has never worn a kilt

^ has two pet polar bears

^ doesn't know what a harbour is.

Edit @ joacqin (below) - sorry, I guess haven't been following this thread closely enough. :o

[ September 14, 2004, 22:28: Message edited by: Splunge ]

^ Believes himself to be descended from extra-terrestials from the planet Oikar who arrived on Earth in the 17th century.

Oh and you are almost repeating one of my previous lies about Harbourboy. :p

^ has corporate jet that he parks in the harbour

^ is actually Rotku's wife.

^ Is actually from British Colombia!

^ is one of the litle creatures stuck in Splunges beard.

^ is one of the BIG creatures stuck in my beard. :D

^ played Chainmail? He *wore* chainmail!

^ Flipped off a box of kittens.

^Bion were the chainmail.

^ Loves fluffy bunnies and rainbow-coloured men.

^ Supports the Canadian hockey team

^ Is a rainbow-coloured man who dressed up like a fluffy-bunny.

^ is a fur-vert who digs men dressed as fluffy-bunnies.

...

That said...back off, cowboy - you aren't my type.

^ Likes to dress up like Batman and climb the walls of Buckingham Palace

^ actually lives in Ontario

^ has a secret crush on Ralph Klein

^ is hopelessly in love with Jean Cretien

^ is currently wearing an over-sized moose costume

^Next to Charro...has the second most appearances on the "Love Boat"

^was the inspiration for the half-breed alien at the end of Alien Resurrection

^ Was the live model for the blob that presented the living genetic waste in the end of Fly 2.

^ Is ashamed that nobody can spell his real name either

^Makes every effort at avoiding topics that will make for provacative discussion. ;)

^Beats up anyone else who tries to start a new RB

^ Was the live model for the blob that presented the living genetic waste in the end of Fly 2. that's actually the shameful truth of me.

^ Likes to take credit for other people's achievements

^ Takes credit for everything though he has no achievements, public, personal or otherwise.

( @ Jaguar: I really envy your portrait btw. You don't ever need to put smilies in when your face grins like that. :) )

^ Was once in love with an oompa loompa named reepnorp

(Well, he reflects how I feel most of the time)

^lost a fox in his beard.

^ Lost his fox to the same place he lost his gerbil. And we all know where the gerbil went before it died.

^knows that because he's sticking Gerbils there daily

^ Knows that because of being my very, very personal assistant.

^ has stolen hobbit feet in his closet

^ Has stolen elf bodies in her closet.

^recently came out of the closet, didn't like what he saw, and went back in.

^ wishes Velcro (hubby) was more like Leisure Suit Larry

^Is sueing Nickeloden for stealing his cartoon creation "Splungebob Pantaloonpants"

^lost a fight with a deck chair.

^Owns a blue and white guitar he named "The Woad Warrior"

^ Was the model for the original Ken doll.

^Collects Precious Moment (http://www.preciousmoments.com/?sid=F4F10F96-DAC9-4E60-BB65-A8D2CBA7269E) figurines fanatically. :good:

^is a regular at the Rocky Horror Picture Show, usually playing Rocky but sometimes Frank

^ is really a working dwarf

^Is Rallymama's evil employeer.

^ once dated George Bush

^ once dated Barbara Bush

^ once dated

@Bionicle: LMFAO! That one was just too funny!
(This is no lie, btw.)

I'll not tell lies about Bion again, I just wanted to increase my number of pos... just wanted to say I had a good laugh.

^Is sucking up to Bion because he stole his log-in ID for www. fuzzybunnyporn. com :evil: (I sure hope that wasn't a real site :eek: )

[ September 15, 2004, 20:13: Message edited by: Mathetais ]

^ Only knows that because he is the admin of said site.

^ Member of said site in good standing

^Is depressed all day and didn't know what a smile was untill he discovered a smily! (And still has nightmares!)

P.s. That site doesn't excist can someone make it :p

^Is the leader of Avril Lavenge's official fanclub.

^ is Avril Lavigne

^Has his body filled with Avril Tatoos!

^Is Avril's childhood nurse.

Is actually Norwegian

Now that was way way below the belt!!!!

Bion is a big fan of German Euro-disco.

^Is really ashamed to be a Norweigan, as you can see.

^ Has changed his name in real life as many times as on the boards.

^ never changed his (displayed) name...

Darn, XWT beat me.

^ never beated me.

^ He's atheist.

^ He's buddhist.

^ he's born-again Pagan.

^ desperately wants to be a Playboy bunny

^ Actually looks like a kid, so...
Without the beard...
does that hurt you Splunge? Does it?

^ hates dragons

^ actually knows how to pronounce his/her name.

And yes, it hurts. Terribly. :wail:

^ is actually crying because I just pimp-slapped him. Holla!

^ supported the Finnish hockey team

@Splunge...actually, I do know how to pronounce my name :p

Edit: Beat me to it :(

^ doesn't know how to spell it properly, though.

^ Doesn't realise I thought my last post was pointing to the one above hers - Nizwhachyamacallit.

(maybe that's not a lie)

Edit: Arrgh! Happened again!

^ aka Monster of Noon

^ is actually part Scotsman and part raisin.

^ is just generally a fruit :p

^likes fruit

^ Has been classified a vegetable :p

^ Is considering an "oranged" marriage

^Is considerer as a pink terrorist alert which means that he will force the population to listen to Y.M.C.A. and buy shoes in hundreds, even thousands.

^ just farted and blamed the dog.

^Is the guilty dog.

Sent the dog running with his tail between his legs from the sheer horror

^ is savouring the smell

^Tries to manufacture the smell as 'Eau de Dragonflie.'

^ sacrifices kittens

^ has no idea what Latin is

^Is the secret love child of Bea Arthur and Rodney Dangerfield

^ is a canadian democrat who roots for George W. Bush.

^is Canadian