Chris Williams
Sat, 8th Nov '03, 2:42pm
The new so-called Atari (formerly Infogrames) must be the shabbiest games publisher around. Without exception, their releases are marred by being rushed to market before they're ready, filled with showstopper bugs and grossly overpriced. As for the name, it is beneath contempt. Atari the company died a natural death some years ago, brought down by a changing computer market and a run of disastrous management decisions. Yet in its time it was a stellar company, innovative and adventurous. This new outfit is no resurrection, it's just strings attached to the limbs of the corpse to make it twitch. General Motors could buy the rights to the Rolls Royce name, but it wouldn't make their cars Rolls Royces. The faceless oafs who run the ersatz-Atari are not fit to kiss Nolan Bushnell's backside.
Atari Joke
There is a man who is rich beyond the wildest dreams of avarice and who indulges his son endlessly. His son, uncomfortable with all the extravagant gifts, tries to dissuade him. "What do you want for your birthday, son?", the father asks one day. "Oh dad", replies the son "I just want something simple like a toy boat." Come the day of his birthday, the boy is flown to St. Tropez by helicopter and presented with a luxuriously appointed 50 ft. power boat.
Two months later the father asks: "What do you want for Christmas, son?". The boy replies: "Seriously, dad, I don't want anything special. Just get me a cowboy outfit.". So that Christmas his dad buys him Atari.
Atari Joke
There is a man who is rich beyond the wildest dreams of avarice and who indulges his son endlessly. His son, uncomfortable with all the extravagant gifts, tries to dissuade him. "What do you want for your birthday, son?", the father asks one day. "Oh dad", replies the son "I just want something simple like a toy boat." Come the day of his birthday, the boy is flown to St. Tropez by helicopter and presented with a luxuriously appointed 50 ft. power boat.
Two months later the father asks: "What do you want for Christmas, son?". The boy replies: "Seriously, dad, I don't want anything special. Just get me a cowboy outfit.". So that Christmas his dad buys him Atari.