Mollusken
Thu, 26th Aug '04, 8:28pm
The combat gardener, dungeon decorator and horse thief are some of the Dungeons and Dragons classes described in this article at GameSpy (http://www.gamespy.com/articles/493/493488p1.html?fromint=1). They're all completly useless, but some of them have apparently been used by members of the GameSpy staff. Here's a description of the cockfighter:
Just as wizards have familiars, so too, do cockfighters have their prized poultry. While cockfighters could expect lucrative revenues in town, their usefulness in a dungeon was somewhat limited. At this point I'd like to encourage readers to finish out this joke by supplying their own ending, provided it uses one of more of the following key-phrases guaranteed to get a laugh: "choking the chicken"; "Henry, grab your cock!"; "At the first sign of orcs, he flipped them the bird"; and so on.
[ August 26, 2004, 21:33: Message edited by: Mollusken ]
Just as wizards have familiars, so too, do cockfighters have their prized poultry. While cockfighters could expect lucrative revenues in town, their usefulness in a dungeon was somewhat limited. At this point I'd like to encourage readers to finish out this joke by supplying their own ending, provided it uses one of more of the following key-phrases guaranteed to get a laugh: "choking the chicken"; "Henry, grab your cock!"; "At the first sign of orcs, he flipped them the bird"; and so on.
[ August 26, 2004, 21:33: Message edited by: Mollusken ]