View Full Version : Top 10 Least Played D&D Classes at GameSpy


Mollusken
Thu, 26th Aug '04, 8:28pm
The combat gardener, dungeon decorator and horse thief are some of the Dungeons and Dragons classes described in this article at GameSpy (http://www.gamespy.com/articles/493/493488p1.html?fromint=1). They're all completly useless, but some of them have apparently been used by members of the GameSpy staff. Here's a description of the cockfighter:

Just as wizards have familiars, so too, do cockfighters have their prized poultry. While cockfighters could expect lucrative revenues in town, their usefulness in a dungeon was somewhat limited. At this point I'd like to encourage readers to finish out this joke by supplying their own ending, provided it uses one of more of the following key-phrases guaranteed to get a laugh: "choking the chicken"; "Henry, grab your cock!"; "At the first sign of orcs, he flipped them the bird"; and so on.

[ August 26, 2004, 21:33: Message edited by: Mollusken ]

Fiatil
Thu, 26th Aug '04, 11:01pm
You do know that this is meant to be a comedy article right? Nothing in that is real, it's just fargo being funny.

Gavin de Valge
Thu, 26th Aug '04, 11:40pm
These would make some great (translation: hilarious) NPCs. Who would ever suspect the...chaotic evil tailor? Too bad the name is a giveaway.

Seriously, I'll have to keep the tailor in mind as a plot twist for my next D&D campaign...or will I instead show this to the other players and make the tailor the only one that can save them? Too many possibilites!

Jaguar
Fri, 27th Aug '04, 10:19am
Then suddenly, the felt the shadow of fear, from the man known as ... Neutral Good Beautician!

Listen, as he shouts his war cry.

"We will win because we are FABULOUS!!"

Mollusken
Fri, 27th Aug '04, 4:04pm
You do know that this is meant to be a comedy article right? Nothing in that is real, it's just fargo being funny.Doh.

Dark Haired Beauty
Fri, 27th Aug '04, 7:01pm
What about the True Neutral Shopping Wench!

DM: The party has rested four hours in the boot department of the Tanners.

Male Fighter: Come wench! Let us be on our way.

Wench: What about these boots, do you think they make my feet look big? I don't think this is the same color brown as my armor. I hate my armor, do you think it makes me look fat?

Male Fighter: Just buy the bloody boots wench!

Wench (begins crying): You never support me anymore. I remember when you used to love spending time with me!

DM: Another hour has passed. The light in the store begins to fade as darkness approaches.

Chimera
Sat, 28th Aug '04, 9:14am
Lawful Evil tax collector: "You will pay! You will ALL pay!'

and the most evil of them all -
Chaotic Evil dentist: "No, this won't hurt a bit."