Rhythm
Sat, 13th Apr '02, 5:52pm
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Finished playing Jedi Outcast? Starting to get bored fighting Desann for the thousandth time? Well worry no more! With the products that I will offer you for FREE, you'll never get bored of this game!
For all those single-players out there, boy do we have a great lineup for you.
1. Tired of slashing Stormtroopers left and right, only to find that their wrists are the only body parts that fly off? Well here's something for that extra kick. Just dial g_saberRealisticCombat 1 and watch those heads fly off! Yes, now your lightsaber can REALLY do some damage. (You must at least be 18 years old to dial this number)
2. Ever get the feeling that Tavion is way too easy for you. Looking to duel with her without the hassle of multiplayer? Well stop looking 'cause we have just the product for you! Just dial map pit to order THE PIT and a life-size, walking, talking, swinging Tavion model (lightsaber included). And if you dial now, we'll replace your whole arsenal of weapons with a lightsaber and a Bryar Pistol. What more could a person want?
3. Want to stage your own Clone Wars in your backyard? Want to find out how many of those little buggers from the mines to take out Desann? We've got just the thing for you! Summon scores of Stormtroopers and Luke Skywalkers. Your RAM's the limit! Dial npc spawn xxxxx and choose from our line of models including Luke, Desann, stormtrooper and many more! Just replace the "xxxxx"s with the model name and you're set! (Model names provided upon request)
And for those of you who prefer to go it multi-player, we have a thing that just might spice up your life.
1. Not since the days of the Clone Wars has this weapon be seen in battle. Yes, you know what we're talking about. Darth Maul's weapon of choice, the double-bladed lightsaber. Now you can have it too! First, start a multiplayer game and dial /devmap xxxxx and replace the "xxxxx"s with the name of the map. When you get an answer, just equip your lightsaber, switch it off, and beep the number /thedestroyer to order your double-bladed lightsaber. Only while stocks last!
By the way, to activate your phone, just hold Shift and press the ~ key. Enjoy! ;)
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Man, I had great fun playing with the stuff above, especially the npc summons. The stuff in italics are the line you type in the console while the ones in bold are the basic descriptions. To actually use the commands in single-player, enter the console command devmapall first. Have fun!
Finished playing Jedi Outcast? Starting to get bored fighting Desann for the thousandth time? Well worry no more! With the products that I will offer you for FREE, you'll never get bored of this game!
For all those single-players out there, boy do we have a great lineup for you.
1. Tired of slashing Stormtroopers left and right, only to find that their wrists are the only body parts that fly off? Well here's something for that extra kick. Just dial g_saberRealisticCombat 1 and watch those heads fly off! Yes, now your lightsaber can REALLY do some damage. (You must at least be 18 years old to dial this number)
2. Ever get the feeling that Tavion is way too easy for you. Looking to duel with her without the hassle of multiplayer? Well stop looking 'cause we have just the product for you! Just dial map pit to order THE PIT and a life-size, walking, talking, swinging Tavion model (lightsaber included). And if you dial now, we'll replace your whole arsenal of weapons with a lightsaber and a Bryar Pistol. What more could a person want?
3. Want to stage your own Clone Wars in your backyard? Want to find out how many of those little buggers from the mines to take out Desann? We've got just the thing for you! Summon scores of Stormtroopers and Luke Skywalkers. Your RAM's the limit! Dial npc spawn xxxxx and choose from our line of models including Luke, Desann, stormtrooper and many more! Just replace the "xxxxx"s with the model name and you're set! (Model names provided upon request)
And for those of you who prefer to go it multi-player, we have a thing that just might spice up your life.
1. Not since the days of the Clone Wars has this weapon be seen in battle. Yes, you know what we're talking about. Darth Maul's weapon of choice, the double-bladed lightsaber. Now you can have it too! First, start a multiplayer game and dial /devmap xxxxx and replace the "xxxxx"s with the name of the map. When you get an answer, just equip your lightsaber, switch it off, and beep the number /thedestroyer to order your double-bladed lightsaber. Only while stocks last!
By the way, to activate your phone, just hold Shift and press the ~ key. Enjoy! ;)
[END TELE-COMMERCIAL]
Man, I had great fun playing with the stuff above, especially the npc summons. The stuff in italics are the line you type in the console while the ones in bold are the basic descriptions. To actually use the commands in single-player, enter the console command devmapall first. Have fun!