Ahh Jaheria...my love...check this out

She initiates the romance
She has an adult sensibility
She has had her heart broken prior
She is physically fit
She has fine features
She sticks up for me when times get tough
She chooses me over her friends
She fools around and based on those dex stats I am betting it was good
She fools around and based on those con stats I am betting she can last
She fools around and is neutrally aligned which means anal is not entirely out of the question

and best of all...

She leaves every once in a while

Ahh Jaheria...my love

Right.........you are a twisted individual. But I like to do that romance too.....oh well.

I'm honestly not sure what to make of this. It got off to a pretty good start, but then ... it became well, smutty.

It also betrays a poor understanding of Jaheira's personality. The neutrality issue (Chevalier knows what I'm talking about ;) ) aside, I see Jaheira as too fine a woman to engage in something as grotesque as that. Granted, NPC bashing is standard fare here at SP, and there are some criticisms of Jaheira that I can respect. But this ... I don't know. Was this meant as a joke? I'm not sure.

Somehow this leaves the taste in my mouth of locker room graffiti masquerading as a love poem. Just my thoughts.

@Chevalier and Jurts, anything you want to add?

@Chevalier and Jurts, anything you want to add? Heh, I think that what I would *want* to add would be unsuitable for this board and offend the minors here. To whom undoubtedly the starter of this thread belongs himself. ;)

Might be a good idea then to learn to spell her name right. It's Jaheira. :shake:

You know Jurts, you're absolutely right. I was pretty incensed. I don't expect everybody to like Jaheira. But with this one, I wasn't sure how far I could go without contravening the forum rules.

Well actually I'm 23...although I guess I am immature. I like to laugh and besides I don't think the 2d image of a species that does not exist really minds all that much. Now granted, I did spell her name wrong. But spelling is hard for me. For the longest time I spelled realize
r-e-l-i-z-e. I realize I am not that bright but the laughing helps me get through life.

Grinning Stupidly,
Late-Night

I thought what he said was pretty funny.

Beren, dear boy, don't be such a prude. :p

I, incidentally, am 31.

If you're into that sort of thing.... Viconia would probably be a better candidate. :)

Yeah...but I have an ex-girlfriend named Amy and ever since I just can't get myself to like evil women.

Don't get me wrong...A WHOLE LOT OF FUN...but like anything else you pay for it in the long run.

Sex without love starts off AMAZING but tends to get boring quickly. One of the sadder aspects of being human I'd say.

Maybe this topic should be discussed on the Alley of Dangerous Angles...

Because of one late-night thinker? Nah.

And the regular bash: don´t romance Jaheira.
And the regular anti-bash: Waaaaaaaa!!!

Just go vote in my poll about her!

"She fools around and is neutrally aligned which means anal is not entirely out of the question"


Just my kind of humor.
Thanks for a good laugh dude!
Keep up the good work.

And she has ironskin, hehe. And also summon monsters, if you like. I'm sure anal is not entirely out of question with a, let's say, evil ogre. Or two :p

Wow, that was one of the first topics I saw when I joined the boards if I remember correctly.

/me imagines trying to get with a Jaheira with Ironskins activated.

*shudders*

Ohh! A toilet with humor in it! :p

chev, are you baiting Beren on purpose? :eek: Let me know when the blood starts to flow! :p :shake:

Jaheira wouldn't do anal - its against the natural order of things.

I don't know if its against the natural order of things in the religions of Toril.

But think of it this way, Jaheira's a fighter. As fighters usually say: no pain, no gain. :evil:

You're lucky the IoTW plaque's taken, chevalier, otherwise you'd be displaying it just now for bringing this back from the dead. :rolleyes: