What do you think the best sentence in the game is?
My favourite is: This is Bad! :D (by Edwin after the gender change)

Jon's Spellhold breakthru when he calls wizards:
Ever pathetic! Ever fools!

I almost started to use that jewel on these boards. :p

My favourite, would be from the Lilarco regarding is so called brother, "Did you know my brother is a +12 Hackmaster" or something along that line.

"Boo will have your eyes when next we meet!" - Minsc

"I had thought your labido as barren as a Northern monk's"

"Yes, Master . . . WHAT should I FETCH NOW?!?" - Edwin

"Look, Boo - squirrels!"

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nr 1 Lets wack something evil in the compound of the Order of the Most Radiant Heart followed by How about killing that one over there! (the most famous talking blade)

nr 2 AH This is more like it! The first to disobey me order gets an axe under his skirt (Korgan) When i accidently put him in charge of my group.

nr 3 Boo is still to young yet to avenge me! (minsc when near dead)

It's 'axe in their skull' not 'under his skirt' :rolleyes:

Readier Then a red cheeked madian my freind(Haer Dalis)

I need to some ale...

01.Yur chatterin' starting to wear on me nerrvs!!
02.Tiax will rule all from this throneroom!

Jon Irenicus: I cannot be caged
Jon Irenicus: Casts Finger of Death: Cowled Wizard
Cowled Wizard: Death
Jon Irenicus: I cannot be controlled
Jon Irenicus: Casts Flamestrike: Cowled Wizard
Cowled Wizard: Death
Jon Irenicus: Know this as you die. Ever pathetic. Ever fools.
Jon Irenicus: Casts Flesh to Stone: Cowled Wizard
Cowled Wizard: Stoned
Jon Irenicus: Casts Chromatic Orb: Cowled Wizard
Cowled Wizard: Death

I think thats how it went. I forgot. Well I guess thats 5 best sentences. I liked this part!

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Oh, i forgot.
01.You..would'nt hurt a gnome would you?
02.I just came here to find some turnips, i swear!
03.Your Kneecaps are at me mercy!!

I think that's 'cowled wizard: petrified.'

You have to visit the wild mages of Kingston to get well and truly stoned.

Minsc: 'I am tired of making speeches when fighting this mage.'

Minsc: 'Boo is furious! See his fury! It is small, so you have to look close. But it is there.'

Edwin after a criticial miss: Bah, useless weapon!

Jan: This is just like the time... this reminds me of that time... wait. I don't think anything like this has ever happened to me before!

Minsc having no effect:
No effect? Minsc needs a bigger sword.
I EVOLVE soon! 100 posts

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"Butts will liberally be kicked in good measure!" (Minsc)

this is from bg1,

"Elminster this! Elminster that! Give me 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse"

-Edwin

Again from BG1 (I think).

Minsc, when made the leader:

"Magic is impressive...but now *Minsc* leads.
Swords for every-one!"

be silent child let the fool pass his jufgment-Irenicus after being captured by the Cowled Wizards.

Salvanas in the Copper Coronet. The stuff he sais to any girl in your party; he calls Mazzy a "miniature chestnut"; he sais Jaheira sets him on fire, and she offers to set him on fire quite literally. ;)

Also Viconia's reaction. "I doubt that you could withstand the force of drow passion." Salvanas sais it would be worth dying just to spend a night in her arms. Viconia's reacion: "Suddenly I am tempted. But, no. Go away, male."

:D

After being insulted in the Copper Cornet and taking the high road . . .

Minsc says, "You insult Mathetais, you insult Minsc. There will now be a liberal butt kicking!"

No one stands where Tiax stands, least he walk atop them!

Minsc: I will crush your foes into little foe-shaped chunky bits!

or

Minsc: Yes! Lead evil by example, and one day we need no longer put the boots to those that stray off the path of goodness into the muck and bile of villainy and track great bloody footprints across our lily white tiles! Boo will have clean wood shavings you evil bastards!
PC: Ooooh kaaaay.

Edwins sentance, goes sumtin like this "Beware my erotic onslaught"

Lilarcor: I may be an intelligent sword, but I have no formal education.

or...

Minsc: Cover your nose Boo, the stench of evil is near!

Lilarcor speaks of 'edumication'
On critical hit, Aerie spouts 'Oh my!' with a really curious intonation.
Imp, the sending of Adalon which comes to you after you get the eggs from Phaere (sp?) speaks like Yoda
/me seacrhes through old screenies
Wondering you who I am must you be, yes? Servant loyal to the silver one, forever! The silver one serve you, or her bidding do you, matter it does not.
And alike.

It's time for a righteous butkicking.

or

It should be light... So evil could see the butkicking it receives.

Both are from Minsc

I also like
"the bigger they are, the harder I hit!"
Minsc.
Hiiiyaaa!!!!!! heh heh, tourists love that stuff.
Yoshimo.
and the best one,
"don't teach my hamster to suck eggs!!
All from ToB so I'm not sure if I was meant to suggest them.

Jon Irenicus: Yes. Understand what is available to you.

PC: Casts Meteor Swarm

Petrified Man: Death
Petrified Woman: Death
Petrified Man: Death
Petrified Man: Death
Petrified Woman: Death
Petrified Man: Death
Petrified Woman: Death
Petrified Woman: Death
Petrified Woman: Death
Petrified Man: Death
Petrified Man: Death
Petrified Woman: Death
Petrified Man: Death
Petrified Woman: Death

Or...

Jon Irenicus: Come, little one, we have many things to do.

Imoen: Wh-what are you going to do to me?

Jon Irenicus: Not to worry. Nothing worse than what I shall do to your friend.

Or...

Tiax: Tiax rules all!

Crazy Woman (forgot her name): They're everywhere. Walking around...and through...and on top...aahh!

Tiax: None stand where Tiax stands, lest he walks atop them!

Last one...

Amnish Soldier: You there! Tell me: Was this man just begging to you?

Viconia: I can answer that. He was merely asking directions. But I have a question for you. There was a helpless woman not long ago about to be burned at the stake, and yet you were nowhere in sight. Where were you? Relentlessly hunting beggars, I suppose?

Amnish Soldier: Er...umm...

I don't know if its great but I have come to use it a lot in 3D-shooters and roleplaying and real life. Its a multi-purpose sentence

Jon Irenicus
Must I be interrupted at every turn, enough of this

Chapter 1. When he is interrupted outside his cave in the Waulkeens promenade

What about:
If it involves any filthy magic I swear they will be hell to pay!
Valygar.
I'm allergic! Okay, I'm not that allergic.

What?! Is there a griffin around?

I've had this one problem since I was a kid, everyone turns bright red in the dark!
Jan

I will dance to your tune if you first learn to play..
Haer Dalis.

Yes you are all a bunch of goody two-shoes and still I am left like this!
Edwina

In the Sahuagin city:
Minsc: Boo thinks you could use some sun too, then you might not smell so much like wet laundry.

OR
Jaheira and Korgan before Trademeet:
Jaheira: ... I will not have you swinging about, heedless of the consequences.
Korgan: I will if I wish to, ye blasted tree-hugging, pansy-eating dirt-lover. I'll bite th' head of a bloody dove if th' thought crosses me mind.

I like when Minsc goes beserk. Somthing like, "I shall inspire everyone by charging blindly on!"

And Haer Dalis' when Viconia tries to hit on him:
"Pardon me whilst my head implodes."

MUST I BE INTERUPTED AT EVERY TURN!?!
-jon

"Yes, I'm still here" - Renal Bloodscalp

and....

AERIE: Ugh! You are *such* a disgusting man.
KORGAN: If I'd wanted tae hear ye yip ye prissy elf I'd smack yer bottom. At least that way I'd have mesel' summat interest'n tae do while ye yammered on.

and finally...

"Oh, to be lumped in the same category as a gnomish gigolo..." - Jan

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This is from BG1, but I thought it rather humerous when while steamrolling over the gnoll stronghold with xzar and edwin, xzar randomly says "Smiles everyone, smiles! This is like some great fantasy!" In a funny tone of voice. Or when a party member dies "I suppose I should feel a sense of loss...How nfortunate, I don't care! *maniacal laughter*"

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I think the best line I found was when I turned into the Slayer and Minsc said "Merek, Boo just soiled my backpack." (-:

Jon Irenicus: See the power you could hold!

PC: Casts Flesh to Stone: Mind Flayer
Mind Flayer: Petrified
PC: Casts Disintegrate: Lich
PC: Casts Finger of Death: Zombie
PC: Casts Chromatic Orb: Mind Flayer
Lich: Death
Zombie: Death
Mind Flayer: Death
PC: Hahahahahahaha!!!

Jon Irenicus: Follow, and receive the gift that is owed to you by your blood. Follow, if only to protect the weak that fell because of you.

Imoen: Rapture of the Father

"Boo says...WHAT?" or just about everything Minsc says. Also, Lilarcor saying emphatically "I am NOT an axe, I don't chop wood." or "You know, I used to be a moonblade"

Actually, the best line I ever saw was when I was cheating. I had to get rid of Arkanis Gath during my Wally adventure, so I ctrl-Q'd him into the party, then released him. He then said "Oh, fine, just dump me from the party because my player got disconnected. You probably stripped me naked, too, didn't you? Bastard!"

I think this must have been intended to be a line for multiplayer... (-:

Usually on multiplayer you get
"goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight"
I'm not sure why.

Minsc: "A den of STEENGKEENG evil...cover
your nose Boo, we will leave no crevasse UNTOUCHED!"
Boo: (frightened) "Ska-squeek, squeak!"

I just think of this poor lil' hamster in this maniac's backpack, frightened out of its little skull, with Minsc touching crevasses and "keecking bahts" every time you turn around...I crack up.

This is from BG1 too: Xzar was in my party briefly:

"Stop touching me!" Whenever you click on his portrait.

or

"I must learn this power of the mouse you speak of..." or something like that.

Viconia: Edwin is it true what they say about thavian men?
Edwin: This wizard is as redblooded as his cloak. I have left many women gasping under my ferocious onslaught!

Edwin: Silence woman! You know well I despise this form!
Jaheira: That I do pretty Edwina...that I do.

Beholder: Oh if a beholder is guarding it, it just HAS to be cool!

Bodhi: Here mousy mousy...