Underwear

Dice · Mon, 28th May '12, 12:57am

Well, I just finished a trip through memory lane by viewing all the old threads I made. (It's kind of interesting reviewing your own history that way BTW.) I discovered an old poll that I thought was kind of funny so I thought I would make another newer version of the same poll.

You guessed it! UNDERWEAR! Whatcha got on under there?

Master of Nuhn · Mon, 28th May '12, 2:38am

Boxer briefs, all kinds of colors and motifs.

But, needless to say, during the weekends I wear luscious red lace and stockings. They match wonderfully with my high heels. Fabulous!
Ta!

T2Bruno · Mon, 28th May '12, 3:37am

The term is 'commando' not buff ... a very comfortable option in the summer with shorts.

Otherwise, Scooby-Doo boxers are the norm for me. Although I needed more support during my recovery from ... yeah ... nevermind.

We should be able to vote for more than one option.

Dice · Mon, 28th May '12, 4:19am

Sorry about that Bruno, I realized I should have allowed more than one option after I had posted the thread, and I don't see any way I can alter it now. I guess you guys just have to choose the option that you mostly use.

@Mon - I assume you are familiar with the lumberjack song

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Master of Nuhn · Mon, 28th May '12, 5:58am

Thanks to your teachings, yes. "I like to press wild flowerrrs"

Gaear · Mon, 28th May '12, 6:00pm

What are sexy sundries?

Mesmero · Mon, 28th May '12, 6:33pm

I actually don't know what 5 of the items on the list are... Thunderwear? Sexy Sundries? Holy Toledo? (don't know what rags are either) Crossovers? Buff?

Ok, the last one was explained, but I never heard of the term before.

And does anybody actually wear a bikini as underwear?

Dice · Mon, 28th May '12, 10:57pm

@ Gaear - Sexy Sundries are just basically hot stuff that is .... stimulating to the eye.

@ Mesmero - Thunderwear was basically something silly that I made up in the really old poll and decided to keep it because it sounds funny and maybe somebody can identify with it.

Sexy Sundries, ^ see above explanation
Holy Toledo are rags which are really old and falling apart undies!

Crossovers are these.
And like you said, buff has already been explained.

Master of Nuhn · Tue, 29th May '12, 1:10pm

What's there for the women who don't wear a thong, lace bustier, fem-boxers, bikini, or buff (with a belt as a skirt, of course), but just a simple slip? Are those tighty whities? (Gosh, I just realized I have no knowledge of foreign names for underwear!)

Also, at odd numbered weeks I wear a koteka during the weekends.

Apparently, it's incredibly sexy, given the amount of attention I get.

Barmy Army · Tue, 29th May '12, 1:57pm

Boxer briefs baby, boxer briefs. You've got to admire the man who still puts pants* on though!

* That's proper pants, not trousers Americans like to call pants!

Dice · Tue, 29th May '12, 5:05pm

@ Mon - I guess I didn't really consider the options for women carefully enough (which is strange considering I am one

) I guess Tighty Whities could be considered just your average underwear for both women and men. What is a koteka?

@ Barmy - And what are "proper pants" ?

8people · Tue, 29th May '12, 5:33pm

Proper pants are underwear

Very few women wear slips anymore in England, when they are worn they're usually accompanied by another form of undergarment.

Blades of Vanatar · Tue, 29th May '12, 5:34pm

Mix of Tighties, Boxer Briefs or Go Commando, depends on the activities planned for the day. Can't stand regular boxers....

Gaear · Tue, 29th May '12, 5:52pm

I never understood going commando ... how is that even possible unless you're lounging in a bathrobe or something?

Blades of Vanatar · Tue, 29th May '12, 6:14pm

I always thought of it as being "unrestricted". Means the boys can swing and feel free to air out. Exit shower, air dry and slap on a pair of loose, broken-in jeans, some flip-flops and your favorite tee and you should be good to go.

8people · Tue, 29th May '12, 6:25pm

It's just not wearing underwear... there's nothing special to it. Some people just don't wear underwear.

Gaear · Tue, 29th May '12, 6:37pm

The idea of operating a zipper anywhere near the boys (and their dad) without a protective layer of fabric guarding them is just scary to me.

Also chafing, and the risk of inadvertent peep shows when wearing shorts ... the girls in the office were just complaining in horror (literal horror) about that phenomenon the other day as regards a certain heavyweight fellow who had no business thinking that his business was anything anyone else would want to make their business.

Also, as regards girls, they can do lots of stuff guys can't do because they are magical and just generally way cooler. Seriously, girl-commando sounds cool; guy-commando sounds wrong for humanity.

8people · Tue, 29th May '12, 7:20pm

Trust me, seeing a woman go too long without a bra isn't magical or cool

T2Bruno · Tue, 29th May '12, 7:24pm

From Jeff Foxworthy ("You might be a redneck" fame):

A wife says to her husband, "I'm not wearing any underwear." The husband thinks, "Yeah! I may get lucky tonight!"

A husband says to his wife, "I'm not wearing any underwear." The wife thinks, "Oh man...now I'm going to have to wash those pants twice."

Blades of Vanatar · Tue, 29th May '12, 7:40pm

I crack up when watching Jackass skits where Knoxville is in makeup as an old dude with his boys sagging out a few inches below his shorts...

Aldeth the Foppish Idiot · Tue, 29th May '12, 8:10pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dice

Thunderwear was basically something silly that I made up in the really old poll and decided to keep it because it sounds funny and maybe somebody can identify with it.

OK, that explains why I had no idea what it was.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dice

@ Mon - I guess I didn't really consider the options for women carefully enough (which is strange considering I am one

) I guess Tighty Whities could be considered just your average underwear for both women and men.

And it's doubly strange that a guy (who AFAIK, isn't married) pointed this out. Until you get married, men typically don't see women's average underwear, because their girlfriend makes sure they are NOT wearing average underwear if the intent is that the boyfriend will be seeing them at some later point that evening.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blades of Vanatar

Means the boys can swing and feel free to air out.

Not for me. My boys need a home!

Dice · Tue, 29th May '12, 10:01pm

Quote:

Trust me, seeing a woman go too long without a bra isn't magical or cool

Well unless it's skinny-dipping in a lake

Quote:

Until you get married, men typically don't see women's average underwear, because their girlfriend makes sure they are NOT wearing average underwear if the intent is that the boyfriend will be seeing them at some later point that evening.

Well I suppose there is some truth to that.

LKD · Tue, 29th May '12, 11:09pm

Other. Those who know, know!

T2Bruno · Wed, 30th May '12, 4:25am

Those are the ultimate whitey tighties, LDK ... perhaps whitey up-tighties.

Master of Nuhn · Wed, 30th May '12, 4:32am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dice

What is a koteka?

Well, I'm not gonna post a pic here, because I guess it's (bordering) MUG. Let's say my mom took one home from her trip to Papua / New Guinea. (No, not as trophies!)

I guess they're called "penis sheaths".

View Poll Results: What kind of underwear do you use?
Tighty Whities	4	19.05%
Thunderwear	0	0%
Sexy Sundries	2	9.52%
Holy Toledo (Otherwise know as rags)	0	0%
Boxers	10	47.62%
Bikini	0	0%
Crossovers	2	9.52%
Buff or other (Yes buff means none)	3	14.29%
Voters: 21. You may not vote on this poll

Mon, 28th May '12, 12:57am	#1
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Mon, 28th May '12, 2:38am	#2
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Mon, 28th May '12, 3:37am	#3
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Mon, 28th May '12, 5:58am	#5
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Mon, 28th May '12, 4:19am	#4
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Mon, 28th May '12, 6:00pm	#6
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Mon, 28th May '12, 6:33pm	#7
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Mon, 28th May '12, 10:57pm	#8
Dice Gems: 31/31 Latest gem: Rogue Stone Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,477 Blog Entries: 35 Like: 32 Liked 50 Times in 29 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 11,390 Level: 31 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 50.65% Daily Activity 53.57% Weekly Activity 8.01% Monthly Activity 22.28% Achievements	@ Gaear - Sexy Sundries are just basically hot stuff that is .... stimulating to the eye. @ Mesmero - Thunderwear was basically something silly that I made up in the really old poll and decided to keep it because it sounds funny and maybe somebody can identify with it. Sexy Sundries, ^ see above explanation Holy Toledo are rags which are really old and falling apart undies! Crossovers are these. And like you said, buff has already been explained.

Tue, 29th May '12, 1:10pm	#9
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Tue, 29th May '12, 1:57pm	#10
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Tue, 29th May '12, 5:05pm	#11
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Tue, 29th May '12, 5:33pm	#12
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Tue, 29th May '12, 5:34pm	#13
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Tue, 29th May '12, 5:52pm	#14
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Tue, 29th May '12, 6:14pm	#15
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Tue, 29th May '12, 6:25pm	#16
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Tue, 29th May '12, 6:37pm	#17
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Tue, 29th May '12, 7:20pm	#18
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Tue, 29th May '12, 7:24pm	#19
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Tue, 29th May '12, 7:40pm	#20
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Tue, 29th May '12, 11:09pm	#23
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Wed, 30th May '12, 4:25am	#24
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