What's your favorite quote?

Sorvo · Sat, 18th Oct '03, 7:13am

Kagain "I need an ale"

Please, Let us know who said it.

[ October 21, 2003, 07:17: Message edited by: Sorvo ]

Manus · Sat, 18th Oct '03, 8:05am

"Buttkicking for goodness!"

Sorvo · Sat, 18th Oct '03, 8:31am

I forgot to mention to name the character that says the quote. Thank You Manus, for that classic Minsc quote

Buck Naked · Sun, 19th Oct '03, 10:55am

Thalantyr, "mighty mage of Beregost," muttering under his breath as yet another intrepid adventurer interrupts his research with stupid questions:

"Why do I live in such a pissant town...?"

ROFLMAO just about every time I hear it -- it NEVER gets old!

Loerand · Sun, 19th Oct '03, 6:11pm

"The travelling adventurer is never turned away from a house of Lothander".

The way Keldath says it is just awesome...

Apeman · Mon, 20th Oct '03, 11:18pm

"It's a bit unlady like but I'm gonna slit your throat I will"

I love that sentence

Sorvo · Tue, 21st Oct '03, 7:11am

Apeman, You forgot to tell us who said that. I don't want to turn this into a game! That was Neira, bye the way

Falstaff · Tue, 21st Oct '03, 8:11pm

"So I kicked him in the head 'til he was dead! Ha Ha!"

--Various bandits and enemies throughout the game

Mystra's Chosen · Wed, 22nd Oct '03, 5:44am

Something like:
"I'm no angel, but I've spread me wings a bit."

- various hookers throughout the game.

Arabwel · Wed, 29th Oct '03, 10:14am

I jusat love Garrick's Moral Failure one... such a perfect ripoff. "Brave, brave Sir Garrick led the way, Brave, brave Sir Garrick ran away"

Just SO perfect.

Then again, I've barely gotten started.

Manus · Wed, 29th Oct '03, 10:28am

I like Xan's voice set the best.

"Our quest is in vain" "We're all doomed" "Oh what is the point!"

The way he says it is what makes it so funny, like he's just waiting to tell you he told you so next time you die fighting a dragon. If you fought against a dragon that is. Why aren't there any dragons to fight? There should be dragons...

Edit: Hey 100!

Harkle · Wed, 29th Oct '03, 3:31pm

"My hotel is clear as an elven arse" - good old Winthrop

Echon · Wed, 29th Oct '03, 4:56pm

Anything by Xzar.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds!"

Or Viconia's

"The sun - it burns!"

Xei Win Toh · Wed, 29th Oct '03, 5:18pm

Xzar's voice saying "Stop touching me!"

I just keep laughing off to that one...

Manus · Wed, 29th Oct '03, 5:51pm

Hey you two, someone has probably done this allready, but I'm tired and therefore human-like in demeanour towards others, so ahh, welcome to the boards.

Heh, it's not the right one but he looks cooler than that damned smiling wavey man.

Veras the Blade · Wed, 29th Oct '03, 9:12pm

"I do not fear death. Do you?" Sarevok: Love that line!

"I'd ah, rather we just skip the small talk, an' get right to the killing." Drasus: I used this in a voice set. Awesome...

"Justice may be blind, but I'm not!" Angelo: Spoken like a true moron.

"Oh my bum's itchy, but I can't scratch it cuz my armor is too tight!" Scar: That has to be one of the all out funniest lines in the entire game!

Morgoth · Wed, 29th Oct '03, 9:48pm

Ya lill' monkey spanker - Tiax

I am so SMART!!! S M R T!!! uhhh I mean S M A R T! - Quayle

Ouch! I mean moooooooh - Cow in TOSC

G'night kitty - Don't remember his name, but he was part of the second Thieves Guild quest.

Ok, I've just had my FULL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence and most of all patience! If you have a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I am going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat. And stuff it lengthways into a crevice of your being that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves won't touch with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?! - Reply option to Hermit north of Nashkel

[ October 29, 2003, 22:39: Message edited by: Morgoth ]

Arabwel · Thu, 30th Oct '03, 9:57am

Gotta add Xzar's "Montaron! I... I never loved you!" in case you get Monty killed

Had me literally falling off my chair

Buck Naked · Fri, 31st Oct '03, 10:06pm

Sexiest line in the entire BG series -- not so much because of WHAT is said, but because of HOW it is said:

Safana: "My feet are very sore; perhaps you could...massage them...?"

Baby, I'll suck the nail polish right off your toes!

Death Rabbit · Fri, 31st Oct '03, 10:28pm

"Stand forth, so that my hamster may get a better look at you."

Guess.

CamDawg · Sat, 1st Nov '03, 1:28am

LOL, I also love Minsc's line for becoming the leader: "Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads. Swords for everyone!"

Baldrak · Sun, 2nd Nov '03, 6:59pm

"You mess with me, you mess with YOU" - Ogrillons you encounter

Snitza · Thu, 6th Nov '03, 2:45pm

"Who art thou, to touch me like you know me?"

That black magic witch from the Unapproachable
East. Lady Yhelbruna's apprentice. I think she's
rather kinky!

Buck Naked · Thu, 6th Nov '03, 10:02pm

Actually, that's one of Dynaheir's "rare selected" lines.

Chris Williams · Fri, 7th Nov '03, 6:40pm

Two faves:
Edwin: "Elminster this, Elminster that. Give me 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse".
Tiax: "Come the day, TIAX will point and click."

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Sat, 18th Oct '03, 7:13am	#1
Sorvo SPS Account Holder Where's the nearest pub? Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: #sorcerers Posts: 1,147 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,997 Level: 14 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 84.61% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Kagain "I need an ale" Please, Let us know who said it. [ October 21, 2003, 07:17: Message edited by: Sorvo ]

Sat, 18th Oct '03, 8:05am	#2
Manus Gems: 13/31 Latest gem: Ziose Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 513 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,438 Level: 12 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 84.69% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	"Buttkicking for goodness!"

Sat, 18th Oct '03, 8:31am	#3
Sorvo SPS Account Holder Where's the nearest pub? Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: #sorcerers Posts: 1,147 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,997 Level: 14 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 84.61% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	I forgot to mention to name the character that says the quote. Thank You Manus, for that classic Minsc quote

Sun, 19th Oct '03, 10:55am	#4
Buck Naked Gems: 8/31 Latest gem: Skydrop Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 255 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 945 Level: 10 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 66.89% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Thalantyr, "mighty mage of Beregost," muttering under his breath as yet another intrepid adventurer interrupts his research with stupid questions: "Why do I live in such a pissant town...?" ROFLMAO just about every time I hear it -- it NEVER gets old!

Sun, 19th Oct '03, 6:11pm	#5
Loerand My heart holds no fear for death Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The forest Posts: 1,346 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,260 Level: 18 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 39.24% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	"The travelling adventurer is never turned away from a house of Lothander". The way Keldath says it is just awesome...

Mon, 20th Oct '03, 11:18pm	#6
Apeman Valar morghulis, valar dohaeris! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,153 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 5,181 Level: 22 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 49.8% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	"It's a bit unlady like but I'm gonna slit your throat I will" I love that sentence

Tue, 21st Oct '03, 7:11am	#7
Sorvo SPS Account Holder Where's the nearest pub? Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: #sorcerers Posts: 1,147 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,997 Level: 14 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 84.61% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Apeman, You forgot to tell us who said that. I don't want to turn this into a game! That was Neira, bye the way

Tue, 21st Oct '03, 8:11pm	#8
Falstaff Sleep is for the Weak of Will Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 923 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,426 Level: 16 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 16.68% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	"So I kicked him in the head 'til he was dead! Ha Ha!" --Various bandits and enemies throughout the game

Wed, 22nd Oct '03, 5:44am	#9
Mystra's Chosen Gems: 22/31 Latest gem: Sphene Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Texas, Canada (oh, I mean Alberta) Posts: 1,451 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,721 Level: 19 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 48.61% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Something like: "I'm no angel, but I've spread me wings a bit." - various hookers throughout the game.

Wed, 29th Oct '03, 10:14am	#10
Arabwel Gems: 31/31 Latest gem: Rogue Stone Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Land of Ire Posts: 7,944 Like: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post vBActivity - Stats XP: 16,950 Level: 37 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 18.97% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	I jusat love Garrick's Moral Failure one... such a perfect ripoff. "Brave, brave Sir Garrick led the way, Brave, brave Sir Garrick ran away" Just SO perfect. Then again, I've barely gotten started.

Wed, 29th Oct '03, 10:28am	#11
Manus Gems: 13/31 Latest gem: Ziose Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 513 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,438 Level: 12 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 84.69% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	I like Xan's voice set the best. "Our quest is in vain" "We're all doomed" "Oh what is the point!" The way he says it is what makes it so funny, like he's just waiting to tell you he told you so next time you die fighting a dragon. If you fought against a dragon that is. Why aren't there any dragons to fight? There should be dragons... Edit: Hey 100!

Wed, 29th Oct '03, 3:31pm	#12
Harkle Gems: 16/31 Latest gem: Shandon Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 824 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,103 Level: 15 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 18.58% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	"My hotel is clear as an elven arse" - good old Winthrop

Wed, 29th Oct '03, 4:56pm	#13
Echon Gems: 2/31 Latest gem: Fire Agate Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 32 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 440 Level: 7 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 57.94% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Anything by Xzar. "I am become death, destroyer of worlds!" Or Viconia's "The sun - it burns!"

Wed, 29th Oct '03, 5:18pm	#14
Xei Win Toh Gems: 17/31 Latest gem: Star Diopside Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hell (more specifically: Luleå, Sweden.) Posts: 924 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,240 Level: 15 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 60.9% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Xzar's voice saying "Stop touching me!" I just keep laughing off to that one...

Wed, 29th Oct '03, 5:51pm	#15
Manus Gems: 13/31 Latest gem: Ziose Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 513 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,438 Level: 12 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 84.69% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Hey you two, someone has probably done this allready, but I'm tired and therefore human-like in demeanour towards others, so ahh, welcome to the boards. Heh, it's not the right one but he looks cooler than that damned smiling wavey man.

Wed, 29th Oct '03, 9:12pm	#16
Veras the Blade Gems: 1/31 Latest gem: Turquoise Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Delaware Posts: 23 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 416 Level: 7 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 38.81% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	"I do not fear death. Do you?" Sarevok: Love that line! "I'd ah, rather we just skip the small talk, an' get right to the killing." Drasus: I used this in a voice set. Awesome... "Justice may be blind, but I'm not!" Angelo: Spoken like a true moron. "Oh my bum's itchy, but I can't scratch it cuz my armor is too tight!" Scar: That has to be one of the all out funniest lines in the entire game!

Wed, 29th Oct '03, 9:48pm	#17
Morgoth Forever reading, never to be read! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Amsterdam, Holland Posts: 3,607 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 8,320 Level: 27 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 57.78% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Ya lill' monkey spanker - Tiax I am so SMART!!! S M R T!!! uhhh I mean S M A R T! - Quayle Ouch! I mean moooooooh - Cow in TOSC G'night kitty - Don't remember his name, but he was part of the second Thieves Guild quest. Ok, I've just had my FULL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence and most of all patience! If you have a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I am going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat. And stuff it lengthways into a crevice of your being that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves won't touch with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?! - Reply option to Hermit north of Nashkel [ October 29, 2003, 22:39: Message edited by: Morgoth ]

Thu, 30th Oct '03, 9:57am	#18
Arabwel Gems: 31/31 Latest gem: Rogue Stone Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Land of Ire Posts: 7,944 Like: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post vBActivity - Stats XP: 16,950 Level: 37 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 18.97% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Gotta add Xzar's "Montaron! I... I never loved you!" in case you get Monty killed Had me literally falling off my chair

Fri, 31st Oct '03, 10:06pm	#19
Buck Naked Gems: 8/31 Latest gem: Skydrop Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 255 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 945 Level: 10 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 66.89% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Sexiest line in the entire BG series -- not so much because of WHAT is said, but because of HOW it is said: Safana: "My feet are very sore; perhaps you could...massage them...?" Baby, I'll suck the nail polish right off your toes!

Fri, 31st Oct '03, 10:28pm	#20
Death Rabbit SPS Account Holder Straight, no chaser Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Jahiera's cleavage Posts: 6,023 Like: 19 Liked 30 Times in 18 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 16,738 Level: 37 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 0.01% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 27.41% Monthly Activity 27.08% Achievements	"Stand forth, so that my hamster may get a better look at you." Guess.

Sat, 1st Nov '03, 1:28am	#21
CamDawg The gaze of the Wolf reaches into our soul Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,099 Like: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,651 Level: 16 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 80.58% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	LOL, I also love Minsc's line for becoming the leader: "Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads. Swords for everyone!"

Sun, 2nd Nov '03, 6:59pm	#22
Baldrak Gems: 12/31 Latest gem: Moonstone Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 3.5 metres below sea level Posts: 489 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,396 Level: 12 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 67.92% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	"You mess with me, you mess with YOU" - Ogrillons you encounter

Thu, 6th Nov '03, 2:45pm	#23
Snitza Gems: 1/31 Latest gem: Turquoise Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: OR /U.S. Posts: 14 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 402 Level: 7 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 27.62% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	"Who art thou, to touch me like you know me?" That black magic witch from the Unapproachable East. Lady Yhelbruna's apprentice. I think she's rather kinky!

Thu, 6th Nov '03, 10:02pm	#24
Buck Naked Gems: 8/31 Latest gem: Skydrop Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 255 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 945 Level: 10 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 66.89% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Actually, that's one of Dynaheir's "rare selected" lines.

Fri, 7th Nov '03, 6:40pm	#25
Chris Williams Gems: 9/31 Latest gem: Iol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Cardiff, UK Posts: 344 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,254 Level: 12 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 9.88% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Two faves: Edwin: "Elminster this, Elminster that. Give me 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse". Tiax: "Come the day, TIAX will point and click."