I'm your doom!

Master of Nuhn · Wed, 9th Oct '02, 11:40pm

Well,
I'm heavily bored, and that's a good reason for me to start an other thread:

Tell me some curses you liked to hear. Whether they are stolen from games, literature or grandfather, I dont care. Think of something silly.

My favorite is from LucasArt's Monkey Island 3 where the wannabe omnipotent scull Murray is doing some wonderful things:
I'll hide your keys behind the cushions of your upholstered furniture and NEVERMORE you'll be able to find socks that match!!

Extremist · Wed, 9th Oct '02, 11:47pm

I can't display it all, you must see it. It's too bad on SP only Wildfire enjoyed this scene so far...

Anachronox.

Party is lost in the space with enough fuel and food to survive only a month. The last day (30th IIRC):

Grumpos: You left your sock over there... and over there... Why can't you pick up your things! *glower*

Sly Boots: Um, I thought of picking them up tomorrow...

Grumpos: Tomorrow?!?! Tomorrow?!?!

:exploding:

SoundFX: CRASH!BUMP!BANG!...

Grumpos: Eat it! Eat it!

Jesper898 · Wed, 9th Oct '02, 11:49pm

Ike from bg1: There's a sucker born every minute and you're right on time!

The Soul Forever Seeking · Thu, 10th Oct '02, 12:17am

There was a pretty good one in Planescape: Torment, but it's been a while, so forgive me if the exact wording is off. It's when the Sigil department of vermin guy is telling TNO about cranium rats.

"'Oh yes, they get smarter the more of them there are in one place. If they get up to ten, they can outsmart a man.' He looks you up and down. "Although from the looks of you, you'd be in trouble from about three.'

'You say anything like that again, and you'll be wearing your ass as a hat.'

he finally seems to actually SEE you. 'Hmmm... I recognise your physical superiority and withdraw my earlier statement.'

Sorvo · Thu, 10th Oct '02, 2:05am

It would have to be the Girdle of Gender, I don't think I would ever look for the cure! Hello, Lesbianism

Rolsuk Fryulee · Thu, 10th Oct '02, 2:22am

Well in bg1 there's also Minc!

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice watch it! I'm huge!"

And Jahiera (sorry about the spelling on that).

"If a tree falls in the forest, I kill the b@$t@rd that done it!"

That's all for the moment, I'll write back if I remember anything else.

[ October 10, 2002, 02:26: Message edited by: Rolsuk Fryulee ]

Taluntain · Thu, 10th Oct '02, 11:13am

Bastard was taken off the censor list. What with discussing bastard swords so often it'd get a bit annoying.

Teensabre · Thu, 10th Oct '02, 11:49am

It's not a curse, but...

Quote:

Khalid if you die i swear you'll never hear the end of it

Gotta love that one!

Master of Nuhn · Thu, 10th Oct '02, 12:10pm

Learn to spell well or face fate worse then hell!
No need to say where I got that one...

Morgoth · Thu, 10th Oct '02, 4:38pm

Grim Fandango

- Ey, whats going down clown
- Back off, suit, Im practicing
- Practicing what??
- Wringing your neck what does it look like!!

Or me to a Jehovas Whitness
- Wanna buy a bible??
- If you dont shove off, Im gonna kick that bible so hard up in your *** you dont ever need to open one since it will stick at the backside of your eyes
- God will get you for that!! (No, serious one really said that to me, what is this world coming to with those LAME threats)

Intentioner of the Damned · Thu, 10th Oct '02, 4:57pm

Bottom live 3.

Richy says to eddie while pulling a funny face,"what's this".

Eddie replies, "your face before i punch it".

In fact, LMAO everytime i watch bottom.

Shralp · Thu, 10th Oct '02, 5:52pm

Penguin: "Well, at least my nose isn't gushing blood."

Penguin proceeds to bite the nose of the other candidate.

Yerril · Thu, 10th Oct '02, 9:36pm

My personal favourite:

YA GOIN' DAAAHN, PUNK!!!

I love it, oh yes.

Padeen Dragonblade · Fri, 11th Oct '02, 3:59pm

"Live by the sword, die by the sword."
Not a curse but it could be used as one.

Padeen!(Yes it's my fav sentence.)

Nutrimat · Fri, 11th Oct '02, 7:44pm

The Chinese have curse:
"May you live in interesting times"

Doesn't sound that bad, you say? Think about it a while...

The Kilted Crusader · Fri, 11th Oct '02, 9:19pm

Intentioner of the damned, its actually,

ritchie pulls a face, "Whats this?"

"The moment before your nose was broken",

sorry, I've watched it so much I know most of the lines.

8people · Fri, 11th Oct '02, 9:59pm

hmm, curses...

there is one I heard "May your chickens be inverted"

Astin X · Tue, 15th Oct '02, 1:46pm

I heard something like this ... May the fleas of a thousand camels feed on your privates.

Firestorm · Tue, 15th Oct '02, 7:14pm

I just usually asks them if I can tell them about Satan. Or the fact that I donate blood. Then they hurry away, quite funny. Love the Hare Krishnas thought, the cookies are great.

(Sorry I know I'm

)

Faerus Stoneslammer · Wed, 16th Oct '02, 2:13am

"The forces of Darkness will applaud me, as I stride through the Gates of Hell, carrying your head on a pike!" (Murray, the talking skull...not to be confused with Slappy)

"My cunning's so strong, my savvy great. While I laugh and jest, you'll meet your fate."

Frog · Wed, 16th Oct '02, 6:51am

Forget where I got this:

"I will lay siege to another galaxy, burning every world in my wake and stealing the souls of each planet's denizen, all the while laughing at their futile attempts at thwarting my evil."

Taluntain · Wed, 16th Oct '02, 11:38pm

"Stride?"

Ok, ROLL through the Gates of Hell!

(2nd half of the quote.)

SC · Thu, 17th Oct '02, 3:52am

Joe Loses His Place by Gordan Korman.

"DAMNIT YOU!!! YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

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Wed, 9th Oct '02, 11:40pm	#1
Master of Nuhn SPS Account Holder Wear it like a crown Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Dordrecht , The Netherlands Posts: 3,640 Blog Entries: 1 Like: 73 Liked 49 Times in 35 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 8,734 Level: 28 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 15.76% Daily Activity 394.04% Weekly Activity 88.37% Monthly Activity 53.22% Achievements Awards	Well, I'm heavily bored, and that's a good reason for me to start an other thread: Tell me some curses you liked to hear. Whether they are stolen from games, literature or grandfather, I dont care. Think of something silly. My favorite is from LucasArt's Monkey Island 3 where the wannabe omnipotent scull Murray is doing some wonderful things: I'll hide your keys behind the cushions of your upholstered furniture and NEVERMORE you'll be able to find socks that match!!

Wed, 9th Oct '02, 11:47pm	#2
Extremist Gems: 31/31 Latest gem: Rogue Stone Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Croatia Posts: 4,366 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 9,534 Level: 29 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 22.62% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	I can't display it all, you must see it. It's too bad on SP only Wildfire enjoyed this scene so far... Anachronox. Party is lost in the space with enough fuel and food to survive only a month. The last day (30th IIRC): Grumpos: You left your sock over there... and over there... Why can't you pick up your things! glower Sly Boots: Um, I thought of picking them up tomorrow... Grumpos: Tomorrow?!?! Tomorrow?!?! :exploding: SoundFX: CRASH!BUMP!BANG!... Grumpos: Eat it! Eat it!

Wed, 9th Oct '02, 11:49pm	#3
Jesper898 A good surfacer is a dead surfacer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 1,356 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,092 Level: 17 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 98.26% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	Ike from bg1: There's a sucker born every minute and you're right on time!

Thu, 10th Oct '02, 12:17am	#4
The Soul Forever Seeking Gems: 10/31 Latest gem: Zircon Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 352 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,251 Level: 12 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 8.45% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	There was a pretty good one in Planescape: Torment, but it's been a while, so forgive me if the exact wording is off. It's when the Sigil department of vermin guy is telling TNO about cranium rats. "'Oh yes, they get smarter the more of them there are in one place. If they get up to ten, they can outsmart a man.' He looks you up and down. "Although from the looks of you, you'd be in trouble from about three.' 'You say anything like that again, and you'll be wearing your ass as a hat.' he finally seems to actually SEE you. 'Hmmm... I recognise your physical superiority and withdraw my earlier statement.'

Thu, 10th Oct '02, 2:05am	#5
Sorvo SPS Account Holder Where's the nearest pub? Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: #sorcerers Posts: 1,147 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,000 Level: 14 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 85.45% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	It would have to be the Girdle of Gender, I don't think I would ever look for the cure! Hello, Lesbianism

Thu, 10th Oct '02, 2:22am	#6
Rolsuk Fryulee Gems: 13/31 Latest gem: Ziose Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 595 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,699 Level: 13 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 82.58% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	Well in bg1 there's also Minc! "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice watch it! I'm huge!" And Jahiera (sorry about the spelling on that). "If a tree falls in the forest, I kill the b@$t@rd that done it!" That's all for the moment, I'll write back if I remember anything else. [ October 10, 2002, 02:26: Message edited by: Rolsuk Fryulee ]

Thu, 10th Oct '02, 11:13am	#7
Taluntain SPS Account Holder Founder Resident Alpha and Omega Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Cori Celesti Posts: 20,857 Blog Entries: 13 Like: 174 Liked 132 Times in 85 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 53,277 Level: 58 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 54.6% Daily Activity 134.66% Weekly Activity 54.51% Monthly Activity 45.5% Achievements Awards	Bastard was taken off the censor list. What with discussing bastard swords so often it'd get a bit annoying.

Thu, 10th Oct '02, 12:10pm	#9
Master of Nuhn SPS Account Holder Wear it like a crown Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Dordrecht , The Netherlands Posts: 3,640 Blog Entries: 1 Like: 73 Liked 49 Times in 35 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 8,734 Level: 28 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 15.76% Daily Activity 394.04% Weekly Activity 88.37% Monthly Activity 53.22% Achievements Awards	Learn to spell well or face fate worse then hell! No need to say where I got that one...

Thu, 10th Oct '02, 4:38pm	#10
Morgoth Forever reading, never to be read! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Amsterdam, Holland Posts: 3,609 Like: 2 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 8,326 Level: 27 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 58.71% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 4.34% Achievements	Grim Fandango - Ey, whats going down clown - Back off, suit, Im practicing - Practicing what?? - Wringing your neck what does it look like!! Or me to a Jehovas Whitness - Wanna buy a bible?? - If you dont shove off, Im gonna kick that bible so hard up in your *** you dont ever need to open one since it will stick at the backside of your eyes - God will get you for that!! (No, serious one really said that to me, what is this world coming to with those LAME threats)

Thu, 10th Oct '02, 4:57pm	#11
Intentioner of the Damned Gems: 14/31 Latest gem: Chrysoberyl Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norfolk, England Posts: 623 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,828 Level: 14 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 27.74% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	Bottom live 3. Richy says to eddie while pulling a funny face,"what's this". Eddie replies, "your face before i punch it". In fact, LMAO everytime i watch bottom.

Thu, 10th Oct '02, 5:52pm	#12
Shralp Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,095 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,961 Level: 17 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 63.68% Daily Activity 0% Weekly Activity 0% Monthly Activity 0% Achievements	Penguin: "Well, at least my nose isn't gushing blood." Penguin proceeds to bite the nose of the other candidate.

Thu, 10th Oct '02, 9:36pm	#13
Yerril Gems: 22/31 Latest gem: Sphene Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The island that Europe didn't want Posts: 1,490 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,653 Level: 16 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 81.34% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	My personal favourite: YA GOIN' DAAAHN, PUNK!!! I love it, oh yes.

Fri, 11th Oct '02, 3:59pm	#14
Padeen Dragonblade Gems: 13/31 Latest gem: Ziose Join Date: May 2002 Location: HELL! THATS RIGHT HELL! Posts: 545 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,113 Level: 11 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 46.86% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	"Live by the sword, die by the sword." Not a curse but it could be used as one. Padeen!(Yes it's my fav sentence.)

Fri, 11th Oct '02, 7:44pm	#15
Nutrimat Gems: 12/31 Latest gem: Moonstone Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: a magic castle near Pittsburgh Posts: 495 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,180 Level: 11 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 77.45% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	The Chinese have curse: "May you live in interesting times" Doesn't sound that bad, you say? Think about it a while...

Fri, 11th Oct '02, 9:19pm	#16
The Kilted Crusader SPS Account Holder The Famous Last words "Hey guys, watch THIS!" Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,865 Like: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post vBActivity - Stats XP: 4,534 Level: 21 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 23.68% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	Intentioner of the damned, its actually, ritchie pulls a face, "Whats this?" "The moment before your nose was broken", sorry, I've watched it so much I know most of the lines.

Fri, 11th Oct '02, 9:59pm	#17
8people SPS Account Holder 8 is just another way of looking at infinite Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Chirofen Posts: 7,140 Blog Entries: 252 Like: 65 Liked 17 Times in 15 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 19,568 Level: 39 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 44.81% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	hmm, curses... there is one I heard "May your chickens be inverted"

Tue, 15th Oct '02, 1:46pm	#18
Astin X Gems: 6/31 Latest gem: Jasper Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: South Africa Posts: 158 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 764 Level: 9 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 70.99% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	I heard something like this ... May the fleas of a thousand camels feed on your privates.

Tue, 15th Oct '02, 7:14pm	#19
Firestorm Beeep, Beeep, ERROR Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 621 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,877 Level: 14 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 44.24% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	I just usually asks them if I can tell them about Satan. Or the fact that I donate blood. Then they hurry away, quite funny. Love the Hare Krishnas thought, the cookies are great. (Sorry I know I'm )

Wed, 16th Oct '02, 2:13am	#20
Faerus Stoneslammer Gems: 16/31 Latest gem: Shandon Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The far north...err, Canada! Posts: 852 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,274 Level: 15 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 71.3% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	"The forces of Darkness will applaud me, as I stride through the Gates of Hell, carrying your head on a pike!" (Murray, the talking skull...not to be confused with Slappy) "My cunning's so strong, my savvy great. While I laugh and jest, you'll meet your fate."

Wed, 16th Oct '02, 6:51am	#21
Frog Gems: 12/31 Latest gem: Moonstone Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Oceanside, California, USA Posts: 481 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,546 Level: 13 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 26.31% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	Forget where I got this: "I will lay siege to another galaxy, burning every world in my wake and stealing the souls of each planet's denizen, all the while laughing at their futile attempts at thwarting my evil."

Wed, 16th Oct '02, 11:38pm	#22
Taluntain SPS Account Holder Founder Resident Alpha and Omega Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Cori Celesti Posts: 20,857 Blog Entries: 13 Like: 174 Liked 132 Times in 85 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 53,277 Level: 58 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 54.6% Daily Activity 134.66% Weekly Activity 54.51% Monthly Activity 45.5% Achievements Awards	"Stride?" Ok, ROLL through the Gates of Hell! (2nd half of the quote.)

Thu, 17th Oct '02, 3:52am	#23
SC Gems: 23/31 Latest gem: Black Opal Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: C eh? N eh? D eh? Posts: 1,742 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,337 Level: 12 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 43.63% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	Joe Loses His Place by Gordan Korman. "DAMNIT YOU!!! YOU ARE SO DEAD!"