Thinking Of Becoming an Evil Overlord?

Nobleman · Sat, 25th Aug '01, 9:50pm

If You recently had plans of becoming an Evil Overlord but tossed them away because You didn't know what to do. Then here is Your revival. 100 tips on what to do as an Evil Overlord.

Fx. Rule number 15

I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

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Extremist · Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:00pm

Nobleman, it is obvious you were not here for a long time, check this out:
http://www.sorcerers.net/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000415.html

Lokken · Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:01pm

We actually do have en Evil Overlord between us, it will only be a matter of time before Wildfire will come in here and start the crusade!

Actually I'm just waiting for it to happen so I can be his right hand

Nobleman · Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:08pm

ooooooops Before my time at Sorcerers Place. And moving forth while I had a perfectly good vacation going on. doh!

Well Think of this as an Enhancement to the top 25-60 list that Wildfire made.

Never too late to upgrade the list is it? Much more to read here. Eventually my search for fun internetpages reveals something seen before

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kevlar0101 · Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:08pm

pu-lease, you arent even able to kill children

Lokken · Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:12pm

Oh do come on! I have people to do that kinda stuff

kevlar0101 · Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:13pm

yo momma?

Lokken · Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:15pm

One of the first rules of leadership Kevlar, never mix family and buisness!

...and leading the world should definately NOT be a family buisness, especially not an evil aligned one

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kevlar0101 · Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:19pm

that was kinda, erm...............my point

Wildfire · Sun, 26th Aug '01, 1:22am

Hmm, many of those seem to appear in mine, which seems to suggest that the person who sent them to me in an email, probably got them from there.

Oh well, Rule No. 101, Never say when ripping material off other people

Mwahahahahahaha

Divine Shadow · Sun, 26th Aug '01, 10:51pm

I disagree about the goatee. One of our ministers has one and he looks pretty diabolical.

Sun, 26th Aug '01, 11:28pm

rule 102: Sucking your little finger can cause withering so don't do it.

Ironbeard · Mon, 27th Aug '01, 8:26pm

http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/filmtv/overlord.html
There are 152 here....

Nobleman · Mon, 27th Aug '01, 8:36pm

Actually the Original link has 231. Just look in his cellblock A and Cellblock B

Ironbeard · Tue, 28th Aug '01, 9:13pm

Dang, didn't notice them....
Oh well, I quite like the links to film cliches and the horror movie survival guide on that site, try them out

No. 232. When I have to fight an primitive indegenous tribe in a heavily forested area it ha inhabited all its existence, I will not send my legions of terror in to be killed by log traps. I will use Napalm (This has probably already been one, but I missed it.)
No. 233 The mysterious prisoner in the special cell in my tower, who actually gets passable quantites of food and water shall be a loyal assasin. The brother I deposed, who has the rightful claim on my dark throne will have been quietly executed.
No. 234 I shall *never* employ assassins whose assasination plans involve seducing the hero. Such assassins inevitably turn against their employers.
No. 235 Any item which can be freely given is *not* proof that someone is dead.

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Sat, 25th Aug '01, 9:50pm	#1
Nobleman Gems: 27/31 Latest gem: Emerald Join Date: May 2001 Location: Dagobah Posts: 2,675 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 4,654 Level: 21 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 47.56% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	If You recently had plans of becoming an Evil Overlord but tossed them away because You didn't know what to do. Then here is Your revival. 100 tips on what to do as an Evil Overlord. Fx. Rule number 15 I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation. http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html [This message has been edited by Nobleman (edited August 25, 2001).]

Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:00pm	#2
Extremist Gems: 31/31 Latest gem: Rogue Stone Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Croatia Posts: 4,366 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 9,531 Level: 29 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 22.25% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	Nobleman, it is obvious you were not here for a long time, check this out: http://www.sorcerers.net/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000415.html

Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:01pm	#3
Lokken Gems: 26/31 Latest gem: Diamond Join Date: May 2001 Location: Somewhere in Denmark Posts: 2,323 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 5,390 Level: 22 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 89.12% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	We actually do have en Evil Overlord between us, it will only be a matter of time before Wildfire will come in here and start the crusade! Actually I'm just waiting for it to happen so I can be his right hand

Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:08pm	#4
Nobleman Gems: 27/31 Latest gem: Emerald Join Date: May 2001 Location: Dagobah Posts: 2,675 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 4,654 Level: 21 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 47.56% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	ooooooops Before my time at Sorcerers Place. And moving forth while I had a perfectly good vacation going on. doh! Well Think of this as an Enhancement to the top 25-60 list that Wildfire made. Never too late to upgrade the list is it? Much more to read here. Eventually my search for fun internetpages reveals something seen before [This message has been edited by Nobleman (edited August 25, 2001).]

Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:08pm	#5
kevlar0101 Gems: 13/31 Latest gem: Ziose Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Belgium, Bruges Posts: 596 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,838 Level: 14 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 31.04% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	pu-lease, you arent even able to kill children

Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:12pm	#6
Lokken Gems: 26/31 Latest gem: Diamond Join Date: May 2001 Location: Somewhere in Denmark Posts: 2,323 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 5,390 Level: 22 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 89.12% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	Oh do come on! I have people to do that kinda stuff

Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:13pm	#7
kevlar0101 Gems: 13/31 Latest gem: Ziose Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Belgium, Bruges Posts: 596 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,838 Level: 14 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 31.04% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	yo momma?

Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:15pm	#8
Lokken Gems: 26/31 Latest gem: Diamond Join Date: May 2001 Location: Somewhere in Denmark Posts: 2,323 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 5,390 Level: 22 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 89.12% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	One of the first rules of leadership Kevlar, never mix family and buisness! ...and leading the world should definately NOT be a family buisness, especially not an evil aligned one [This message has been edited by Lokken (edited August 25, 2001).]

Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:19pm	#9
kevlar0101 Gems: 13/31 Latest gem: Ziose Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Belgium, Bruges Posts: 596 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,838 Level: 14 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 31.04% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	that was kinda, erm...............my point

Sun, 26th Aug '01, 1:22am	#10
Wildfire Gems: 23/31 Latest gem: Black Opal Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 1,557 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,900 Level: 19 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 89.32% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	Hmm, many of those seem to appear in mine, which seems to suggest that the person who sent them to me in an email, probably got them from there. Oh well, Rule No. 101, Never say when ripping material off other people Mwahahahahahaha

Sun, 26th Aug '01, 10:51pm	#11
Divine Shadow Gems: 10/31 Latest gem: Zircon Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Cluster Posts: 385 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,458 Level: 12 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 93.06% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	I disagree about the goatee. One of our ministers has one and he looks pretty diabolical.

Sun, 26th Aug '01, 11:28pm	#12
Avooch Dar Guest Posts: n/a vBActivity - Stats XP: 0 Level: 1 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 0% Daily Activity 0% Weekly Activity 0% Monthly Activity 0%	rule 102: Sucking your little finger can cause withering so don't do it.

Mon, 27th Aug '01, 8:26pm	#13
Ironbeard Gems: 20/31 Latest gem: Garnet Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Stirling, Scotland, UK Posts: 1,208 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,089 Level: 17 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 97.37% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/filmtv/overlord.html There are 152 here....

Mon, 27th Aug '01, 8:36pm	#14
Nobleman Gems: 27/31 Latest gem: Emerald Join Date: May 2001 Location: Dagobah Posts: 2,675 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 4,654 Level: 21 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 47.56% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	Actually the Original link has 231. Just look in his cellblock A and Cellblock B

Tue, 28th Aug '01, 9:13pm	#15
Ironbeard Gems: 20/31 Latest gem: Garnet Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Stirling, Scotland, UK Posts: 1,208 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,089 Level: 17 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 97.37% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	Dang, didn't notice them.... Oh well, I quite like the links to film cliches and the horror movie survival guide on that site, try them out No. 232. When I have to fight an primitive indegenous tribe in a heavily forested area it ha inhabited all its existence, I will not send my legions of terror in to be killed by log traps. I will use Napalm (This has probably already been one, but I missed it.) No. 233 The mysterious prisoner in the special cell in my tower, who actually gets passable quantites of food and water shall be a loyal assasin. The brother I deposed, who has the rightful claim on my dark throne will have been quietly executed. No. 234 I shall never employ assassins whose assasination plans involve seducing the hero. Such assassins inevitably turn against their employers. No. 235 Any item which can be freely given is not proof that someone is dead. [This message has been edited by Ironbeard (edited August 29, 2001).] [This message has been edited by Ironbeard (edited September 01, 2001).]