My boxers are Lawful Good

The Archmage Neon · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 2:38am

I was taking my daily shower, when I went to put on my boxers and the had LG printed on the tag. Imagine that, while I'm Lawful Neutral myself. Stupid extremist inanimate objects!

The Soul Forever Seeking · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 4:09am

I think my pants are true neutral. My socks, on the other hand, plot my demise on a daily basis.

What can I say, I have smelly feet.

Rallymama · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 4:11am

Chaotic underwear can be SO embarrassing!

Charlie · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 5:34am

CHAOTIC and EVIL-smelling underwear are even worse.

Kitrax · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 7:00am

My boxers have an "M" printed on them. I guess that means Mature audiances only...

Crap, my g/f isn't 18 yet, I guess she's not going to be able to take a peak down there for a while!

Aikanaro · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 10:59am

Isn't mature audiences 15+?

Wordplay · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 11:26am

Urgh... I think not... In this case it´s definitely 18+... Maybe 17, if she is really, really desperate... You know, pleads on her knees and all...

Kitrax · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 11:43am

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Isn't mature audiences 15+?

15? Mature? I don't think so! Last time I checked, you had to be 18+ to get into a Mature website, or a "mature" rated movie.

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You know, pleads on her knees and all...

Heh...she's usually not on her knees, because when she is I can't return the favor at the same time.

Teensabre · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 11:45am

My pants are 12/14 (years old?!?)

Shell · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 11:59am

My pants are big. Don't know what to make of that. And Kitrax, that's gross!

reepnorp · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 1:23pm

After what I've put mine through, they have probably turned evil!

Mathetais · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 4:33pm

Hmmmm ... /me wonders what "XL" could mean in D&D terminology ....

Platypus · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 4:47pm

Underwear is like a young, headstrong Paladin: it starts off pure, white LG and then slowly becomes irrevocably converted into a stinking, CE morass... Although the timescale is a little different

Yerril · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 7:41pm

My boxers are shambling mounds.

Make of that what you will.

LKD · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 9:43pm

I feel it my moral duty to state that this is without a doubt the most disgusting thread I have ever read.

I now have to burn my eyeballs out of my head to remove the Shambling Mound imagery.

8people · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 9:58pm

I'm trying to block out images of peoples underwear....

Especially TeenyS - too much exposure of them already

Morgoth · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 10:35pm

My boxers are CE.. when I´m wearing them

chevalier · Tue, 18th Mar '03, 11:26pm

Dear gentry, you must have been drinking.

Rallymama · Wed, 19th Mar '03, 4:14am

Ask Velcro what alignment he thinks my underwear has!

As for CE - you Europeans have underwear that's been approved by the EU?!

Khelben · Wed, 19th Mar '03, 3:44pm

Velcro what alignment is Rallymama's underwear?
BtW mine are surely Chaotic Evil,M,and with red points...
Well if that means they are Mature material, Chaotic Evil and red dotted,then i gladly accept it,btw we Europeans have that EU stuff,
....approved as "EVIL UNDERWEAR"....

chevalier · Wed, 19th Mar '03, 4:54pm

Everything approved by EU is evil!

Velcro · Thu, 20th Mar '03, 4:14am

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Velcro what alignment is Rallymama's underwear?

Why CF of course. What, you don't know what CF is: chaotic fun. What did you have in mind

Compulsive Dementia · Thu, 27th Mar '03, 5:33am

Looking at some of the alignment descriptions, I'd say that all of my clothing is neutral evil-primarily conserned with itself.

Master of Nuhn · Thu, 27th Mar '03, 1:10pm

My boxers say WE.
What should that be? Wildly Evil? Warty Evil? Windily Evil?

Icingdeath45 · Sat, 29th Mar '03, 2:52am

My boxers are Lawful Good, but I don't see how, I'm quite evil

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Tue, 18th Mar '03, 2:38am	#1
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Tue, 18th Mar '03, 4:09am	#2
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Tue, 18th Mar '03, 4:11am	#3
Rallymama O Fortuna, velat Luna, statu variabilis Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Wherever I go, there I am Posts: 4,329 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 9,533 Level: 29 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 22.52% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Chaotic underwear can be SO embarrassing!

Tue, 18th Mar '03, 5:34am	#4
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Tue, 18th Mar '03, 7:00am	#5
Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!? Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 7,899 Blog Entries: 11 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 19,725 Level: 39 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 57.74% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	My boxers have an "M" printed on them. I guess that means Mature audiances only... Crap, my g/f isn't 18 yet, I guess she's not going to be able to take a peak down there for a while!

Tue, 18th Mar '03, 10:59am	#6
Aikanaro Gems: 31/31 Latest gem: Rogue Stone Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Elsewhere Posts: 5,521 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 11,715 Level: 31 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 88.53% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Isn't mature audiences 15+?

Tue, 18th Mar '03, 11:26am	#7
Wordplay Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: --Gone-- Posts: 3,453 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 7,449 Level: 26 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 30.55% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Urgh... I think not... In this case it´s definitely 18+... Maybe 17, if she is really, really desperate... You know, pleads on her knees and all...

Tue, 18th Mar '03, 11:45am	#9
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Tue, 18th Mar '03, 11:59am	#10
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Tue, 18th Mar '03, 1:23pm	#11
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Tue, 18th Mar '03, 4:33pm	#12
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Tue, 18th Mar '03, 4:47pm	#13
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Tue, 18th Mar '03, 7:41pm	#14
Yerril Gems: 22/31 Latest gem: Sphene Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The island that Europe didn't want Posts: 1,490 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,651 Level: 16 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 80.63% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	My boxers are shambling mounds. Make of that what you will.

Tue, 18th Mar '03, 9:43pm	#15
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Tue, 18th Mar '03, 9:58pm	#16
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Tue, 18th Mar '03, 10:35pm	#17
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Tue, 18th Mar '03, 11:26pm	#18
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Wed, 19th Mar '03, 4:14am	#19
Rallymama O Fortuna, velat Luna, statu variabilis Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Wherever I go, there I am Posts: 4,329 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 9,533 Level: 29 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 22.52% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Ask Velcro what alignment he thinks my underwear has! As for CE - you Europeans have underwear that's been approved by the EU?!

Wed, 19th Mar '03, 3:44pm	#20
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Wed, 19th Mar '03, 4:54pm	#21
chevalier SPS Account Holder Senior News Editor Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: I wish I were in the land of coffee... Posts: 16,675 Like: 2 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post vBActivity - Stats XP: 62,754 Level: 62 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 24.53% Daily Activity 3.42% Weekly Activity 2.94% Monthly Activity 2.76% Achievements	Everything approved by EU is evil!

Thu, 27th Mar '03, 5:33am	#23
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Thu, 27th Mar '03, 1:10pm	#24
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Sat, 29th Mar '03, 2:52am	#25
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