What you'd love to do to Kelsey

shadow lurker · Fri, 16th Dec '05, 4:26am

Does he annoy anyone else here besides me? He tends to get on my nerves with his constant interruptions and LOUD annoying voice!

So, what would you like to do to him?
All evil thoughts are appreciated.

Drathir Darthirii · Fri, 16th Dec '05, 8:38pm

I love Kelsey, but I'll think of some ideas to torture the poor guy seeing as no one else has replied yet. Ohh, here's one:

Tie him to a chair with a bowling ball about to roll off the shelf above him.

Heh.

Susipaisti · Fri, 16th Dec '05, 11:31pm

Uninstall him! Is that evil or what?

kuemper · Sat, 17th Dec '05, 3:16am

A take off of Susi's idea - uninstall while Kelsey is in your current game.

Or, as I've done with every other NPC in the game, have him check out that yuan-ti tunnel underneath Spellhold.

jA · Sat, 17th Dec '05, 3:41am

Backstab him...hehe..800 dmg+ ....

Yulaw9460 · Sat, 17th Dec '05, 4:56am

Who is this Kelsey anyway?

kuemper · Sat, 17th Dec '05, 5:36am

A sorcerer NPC from Pocket Plane Group. Kelsey Coltrane

Yulaw9460 · Sat, 17th Dec '05, 5:39am

You didn´t notice the irony in the ->

?

shadow lurker · Mon, 19th Dec '05, 10:47pm

Interesting 'ideas' we have so far. Unfortunately, I doubt he would realise what was happening when you uninstall him.

Ahhh...the tunnel.

Yes, yes, let him get squished to death!

starwalker · Mon, 19th Dec '05, 10:49pm

I say somebody codes that redneck tree from the Something Positive Internet comic and let's that go to town on Kelsey.

Baronius · Tue, 20th Dec '05, 1:36am

I remember that once someone suggested to make a mod where the main goal would be to find and slay Kelsey

shadow lurker · Tue, 20th Dec '05, 1:42am

Well finding him isn't too hard. He chases you around the Government District!

Then it's just a matter of killing him where the guards can't see.

(not that I've ever done it before)

kuemper · Tue, 20th Dec '05, 3:43am

You could turn him over to the Cowled Wizards or Ceara (his big quest crazy lady) so either group could play Find the Inate Ability.

Western Paladin · Tue, 20th Dec '05, 5:43am

I don't really like Kelsey (even though I have him installed right now) but I don't dislike him enough to think of a creative punishment. Beyond maybe telling him to "wait in the Copper Coronet" and then never coming back.

Kitrax · Tue, 20th Dec '05, 6:10am

Quote:

What you'd love to do to Kelsey

Well...first, I'd add him to each and every party I take through BG2, then I'd ask JCompton to add more party interactions, and run-ins with his family/enemies. Then I'd let Kelsey kick some serious butt!

But I'm sure that's the exact opsite of what you *wanted* to hear...

Seriously though, if you hate him so much, just un-install the mod, and post a nasty message on your online jopurnal/blog so everyone can see how much you hate one of the highest quallity mods for BG2.

shadow lurker · Tue, 20th Dec '05, 10:41pm

Um, the point of this thread is to get ideas for the ELIP. So you can see why I only want *evil* ideas.

Steinar · Wed, 21st Dec '05, 1:15am

Play him as ur main character and watch him being torured in irenicus´s dungeon.... then repeat

Western Paladin · Wed, 21st Dec '05, 1:32am

Quote:

Seriously though, if you hate him so much, just un-install the mod, and post a nasty message on your online jopurnal/blog so everyone can see how much you hate one of the highest quallity mods for BG2.

I don't have to like Kelsey to acknowledge that he's one of the best-made mods for BG2.

Aerie's Number One Fan · Wed, 21st Dec '05, 4:02am

He was one of my first picks in a recent game, but he annoyed me so much and added so little that when he got killed in the de'Arnise Keep I scavenged his items and just dumped his body on the floor.

shadow lurker · Sat, 7th Jan '06, 3:03am

@Aerie's Number One Fan

I'm tempted to do that sometimes...

And I agree with Western Paladin, Kelsey is a really, REALLY well made mod, but that doesn't mean that everyone has to like him. I mean, I don't mind him in my party for short periods of time, but too long and his banters just keep popping up at inconvient times, especially during battles. Not exactly the best time for chatting.

PrincessSuzie · Sat, 7th Jan '06, 3:53am

couldnt agree more with shadow lurker.

only had him to see how his romance turns out. then near the end of romance, when he asked my PC to sleep with him, i told him to bug off. then uninstalled him

but ofcourse, its a *very* well made mod. no doubt about it. just dont like him.

shadow lurker · Sat, 7th Jan '06, 5:49am

I tried the romance with Kelsey, I really did, but it was more than I could stand.
/me shudders at the memory of some of the things

Nah, I'm just fine with Anomen. Tee Hee~!

PrincessSuzie · Sat, 7th Jan '06, 10:06am

Anomen romance is way better than kelsey's I think

Sir Anomen's mine

lol

Silverstar · Sat, 7th Jan '06, 11:10am

Wow and I thought ladies all around was in love with red-haired, slim shaped Kelsey the CUTEST sorcerer ever. Why did you reject him when he wanted to sleep with your PC? Did he say something nasty like: 'I will fill you with my magic, lass!'

NOW that was not THAT cute!

PrincessSuzie · Sun, 8th Jan '06, 1:12am

nah I just didn't like kelsey much from the beginning because he talks too much. he's meant to be a sorcerer not a bard! and he always talks at *wrong* times.

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Fri, 16th Dec '05, 4:26am	#1
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Fri, 16th Dec '05, 8:38pm	#2
Drathir Darthirii Gems: 12/31 Latest gem: Moonstone Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: 15 Credibility Street Posts: 477 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,503 Level: 13 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 10.22% Daily Activity 2.98% Weekly Activity 1.28% Monthly Activity 2.11% Achievements	I love Kelsey, but I'll think of some ideas to torture the poor guy seeing as no one else has replied yet. Ohh, here's one: Tie him to a chair with a bowling ball about to roll off the shelf above him. Heh.

Fri, 16th Dec '05, 11:31pm	#3
Susipaisti Maybe if I just sleep... Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Rummaging in your fridge Posts: 1,790 Like: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post vBActivity - Stats XP: 4,037 Level: 20 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 19.16% Daily Activity 2.98% Weekly Activity 1.28% Monthly Activity 2.11% Achievements	Uninstall him! Is that evil or what?

Sat, 17th Dec '05, 3:16am	#4
kuemper I'm gonna eat your soul! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Blood Wars Posts: 8,926 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 19,632 Level: 39 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 50.09% Daily Activity 2.98% Weekly Activity 1.28% Monthly Activity 2.11% Achievements	A take off of Susi's idea - uninstall while Kelsey is in your current game. Or, as I've done with every other NPC in the game, have him check out that yuan-ti tunnel underneath Spellhold.

Sat, 17th Dec '05, 3:41am	#5
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Sat, 17th Dec '05, 4:56am	#6
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Sat, 17th Dec '05, 5:36am	#7
kuemper I'm gonna eat your soul! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Blood Wars Posts: 8,926 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 19,632 Level: 39 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 50.09% Daily Activity 2.98% Weekly Activity 1.28% Monthly Activity 2.11% Achievements	A sorcerer NPC from Pocket Plane Group. Kelsey Coltrane

Sat, 17th Dec '05, 5:39am	#8
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Mon, 19th Dec '05, 10:47pm	#9
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Mon, 19th Dec '05, 10:49pm	#10
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Tue, 20th Dec '05, 1:36am	#11
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Tue, 20th Dec '05, 1:42am	#12
shadow lurker Gems: 17/31 Latest gem: Star Diopside Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Under a pile of books scribbling notes down madly Posts: 987 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,453 Level: 16 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 24.46% Daily Activity 2.98% Weekly Activity 1.28% Monthly Activity 2.11% Achievements	Well finding him isn't too hard. He chases you around the Government District! Then it's just a matter of killing him where the guards can't see. (not that I've ever done it before)

Tue, 20th Dec '05, 3:43am	#13
kuemper I'm gonna eat your soul! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Blood Wars Posts: 8,926 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 19,632 Level: 39 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 50.09% Daily Activity 2.98% Weekly Activity 1.28% Monthly Activity 2.11% Achievements	You could turn him over to the Cowled Wizards or Ceara (his big quest crazy lady) so either group could play Find the Inate Ability.

Tue, 20th Dec '05, 10:41pm	#16
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Wed, 21st Dec '05, 1:15am	#17
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Wed, 21st Dec '05, 4:02am	#19
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Sat, 7th Jan '06, 3:03am	#20
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Sat, 7th Jan '06, 3:53am	#21
PrincessSuzie Gems: 3/31 Latest gem: Lynx Eye Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 68 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 515 Level: 8 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 14.83% Daily Activity 2.98% Weekly Activity 1.28% Monthly Activity 2.11% Achievements	couldnt agree more with shadow lurker. only had him to see how his romance turns out. then near the end of romance, when he asked my PC to sleep with him, i told him to bug off. then uninstalled him but ofcourse, its a very well made mod. no doubt about it. just dont like him.

Sat, 7th Jan '06, 5:49am	#22
shadow lurker Gems: 17/31 Latest gem: Star Diopside Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Under a pile of books scribbling notes down madly Posts: 987 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,453 Level: 16 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 24.46% Daily Activity 2.98% Weekly Activity 1.28% Monthly Activity 2.11% Achievements	I tried the romance with Kelsey, I really did, but it was more than I could stand. /me shudders at the memory of some of the things Nah, I'm just fine with Anomen. Tee Hee~!

Sat, 7th Jan '06, 10:06am	#23
PrincessSuzie Gems: 3/31 Latest gem: Lynx Eye Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 68 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 515 Level: 8 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 14.83% Daily Activity 2.98% Weekly Activity 1.28% Monthly Activity 2.11% Achievements	Anomen romance is way better than kelsey's I think Sir Anomen's mine lol

Sat, 7th Jan '06, 11:10am	#24
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Sun, 8th Jan '06, 1:12am	#25
PrincessSuzie Gems: 3/31 Latest gem: Lynx Eye Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 68 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 515 Level: 8 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 14.83% Daily Activity 2.98% Weekly Activity 1.28% Monthly Activity 2.11% Achievements	nah I just didn't like kelsey much from the beginning because he talks too much. he's meant to be a sorcerer not a bard! and he always talks at wrong times.