Funny Diablo 2 names

Cúchulainn · Mon, 7th Nov '05, 10:10am

I was replaying the first Act again with a Necromancer, and at the 'Highlands part' I fought a lady named 'Fist Bang the Dead'

What is the strangest/funniest name you came accross?

Sydax · Thu, 10th Nov '05, 9:43am

The Spanish version is even funnier, the translation was made literaly so some names are too stupid.
I am playing again and downloaded an English patch so I have all back in English and saw that the names are very strange/funny. Like one of those Bishibosh alike called Puke Harverster. Imagine that in Spanish.

How about these: Gore Fester the Hunter; Ice Call the Hungry; Bane Dancer the Mauler...

[ November 15, 2005, 09:43: Message edited by: Sydax ]

Disciple of The Watch · Wed, 30th Nov '05, 2:06am

I once stumbled on a spider in the catacombs of Act I named "Black Widow".

Cleaver.

Silverstar · Wed, 30th Nov '05, 1:26pm

Some unique monsters are name-coded, they will always appear and have same names, like that annoying Fetish-shaman in Kurast:Witch Doctor the Endigu or something like that.

Others are spawned randomly and given very different powers each time. Especially in hell difficulty they may have abilites which takes two lines. And they are harder than act bosses! Like:
'Immune to Cold, Immune to Fire, Immune to Lightning, Extra Fist, Extra Strong, Mana Burn, Cold Enchanted, Aura Enchanted (Convivtion AAAARGHH!) etc.' How a sorceress is able to beat that guy????

olimikrig · Wed, 30th Nov '05, 2:05pm

It's all the rare mobs (unique), the mini-bosses. Diablo 2 has a set number of different 'first'- and 'surnames'; it randomly generate the names based on those lists...

I've come across loads of funny name combinations; I cannot remember any particulary, though

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jA · Thu, 1st Dec '05, 12:23am

FROZENSTEIN
In act five when you rescue what was her name from ice prison.

olimikrig · Thu, 1st Dec '05, 12:26am

You have to rescue Anya from Nithalak's, the foul necromancer, icy prsion, underneath the frozen river

. Frozenstein is the unque yeti thingie at the end, right?

shadow lurker · Thu, 1st Dec '05, 2:33am

Hmmm...Snot Bang the (something)

Sydax · Thu, 1st Dec '05, 7:24am

Frozenstein looks like an abominable and is 'holding' Anya in that icy prision; Nhilatak, his boss, is in the portal Anya opens after you rescue her.

Here you have a list of the unique monsters.

Drizzt Do'Urden876 · Sun, 11th Dec '05, 4:37pm

Eldritch the Rectifier always found some way to make me smile if not make me smile, i loved diablo 1 & 2 though.

Tassadar · Thu, 15th Dec '05, 8:40am

I got "Bang Bang", can't remember what it was though.

Disciple of The Watch · Sat, 17th Dec '05, 6:53am

Heh, I recently stumbled across a "Snot Bang The Rectifier".

Tassadar · Sun, 18th Dec '05, 8:55pm

Just got Bang Bang last night again, haha. It was a ghost-type creature.

Disciple of The Watch · Mon, 19th Dec '05, 3:03am

Got a "Snot Bang The Dead", this time. Hehe...

JiggaJay · Mon, 19th Dec '05, 10:23pm

In the jungle you fight mobs of those things called Fetish.

That just sounds dirty

Balle · Tue, 20th Dec '05, 10:45pm

yea snot is a good name

oh and people if you play online at europe, feel free to add me to our friends list or just contact me... *Theballe

iLLusioN' · Fri, 6th Jan '06, 5:31pm

not necessarily funny but i came across a necromancer name necropheliac yesterday....always knew they were weird

Ziggyveld · Sun, 22nd Jan '06, 10:55pm

Things ranging from a Ghostly Ghost to Frozenstein - classics!

But the French version of Diablo II's the most butchered... here's a link for all you French-speakers; hilarity ensues.

Disciple of The Watch · Mon, 23rd Jan '06, 5:12am

Oh yeah, I remember the "Bâton du Criquet Migrateur" (that would be something like Staff of the Migrating Cricket), I can't remember what item in the english version it is, but I laughed SO hard.

"Flayed Flayer?"

JiggaJay · Mon, 23rd Jan '06, 6:43pm

@Los

I too have encountered a necromancer by the name of necropheliac... lol?

Not sure if it's funny but I had a paladin named "Pally Dan" once. Meh.

Sydax · Mon, 23rd Jan '06, 11:44pm

If you think in French was butchered, you didn't tried Spanish, I had the Spanish version until I patched to English. The game is translated literaly, so some names are really weird-stupid-funny.

Shell · Tue, 24th Jan '06, 8:15pm

Duriel made me laugh. I thought he was Daniel until I read it properly

Imagine, a monster called Daniel

Dalamar Maximus · Fri, 3rd Feb '06, 1:25am

Pukepuss is a funny one and Bettleburst

Wed, 30th Nov '05, 2:05pm	#5
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Thu, 15th Dec '05, 8:40am	#11
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Mon, 7th Nov '05, 10:10am	#1
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Thu, 10th Nov '05, 9:43am	#2
Sydax I can seeee... live people Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 1,166 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,502 Level: 18 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 98.61% Daily Activity 3.53% Weekly Activity 2.52% Monthly Activity 2.73% Achievements	The Spanish version is even funnier, the translation was made literaly so some names are too stupid. I am playing again and downloaded an English patch so I have all back in English and saw that the names are very strange/funny. Like one of those Bishibosh alike called Puke Harverster. Imagine that in Spanish. How about these: Gore Fester the Hunter; Ice Call the Hungry; Bane Dancer the Mauler... [ November 15, 2005, 09:43: Message edited by: Sydax ]

Wed, 30th Nov '05, 2:06am	#3
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Wed, 30th Nov '05, 1:26pm	#4
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Thu, 1st Dec '05, 12:23am	#6
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Thu, 1st Dec '05, 2:33am	#8
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Thu, 1st Dec '05, 7:24am	#9
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Sun, 11th Dec '05, 4:37pm	#10
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Sat, 17th Dec '05, 6:53am	#12
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Sun, 18th Dec '05, 8:55pm	#13
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Mon, 19th Dec '05, 3:03am	#14
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Mon, 19th Dec '05, 10:23pm	#15
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Sun, 22nd Jan '06, 10:55pm	#18
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Mon, 23rd Jan '06, 5:12am	#19
Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Negative sub-plane of darkness and anger Posts: 7,028 Blog Entries: 42 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 16,188 Level: 36 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 48.75% Daily Activity 3.53% Weekly Activity 2.52% Monthly Activity 2.73% Achievements	Oh yeah, I remember the "Bâton du Criquet Migrateur" (that would be something like Staff of the Migrating Cricket), I can't remember what item in the english version it is, but I laughed SO hard. "Flayed Flayer?"

Mon, 23rd Jan '06, 6:43pm	#20
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Mon, 23rd Jan '06, 11:44pm	#21
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Tue, 24th Jan '06, 8:15pm	#22
Shell Awww, come and give me a big hug! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the deadmines Posts: 2,464 Like: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post vBActivity - Stats XP: 6,209 Level: 24 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 32.75% Daily Activity 3.53% Weekly Activity 2.52% Monthly Activity 2.73% Achievements	Duriel made me laugh. I thought he was Daniel until I read it properly Imagine, a monster called Daniel