Squirrels are evil

casey · Fri, 18th Jun '04, 1:29pm

The demonic squirrel of doom

ArtEChoke · Fri, 18th Jun '04, 1:42pm

True or not, its hysterical.

Gehn · Fri, 18th Jun '04, 1:43pm

I can sympathise with that. I mean my experience wasn't that extreme but, god damn, that squirrel had issues. There I was sitting under a meduim sized tree, just in the shade, out of the sun, as you do. When this freaking little rodent starts throwing s**t at me! At first I thought, "meh, just some nuts falling from the tree or somthing." It kept happening, so I simply moved. But oH! It followed me! So I looked up and there he was (it could have been a she, I really don't know though) with an acorn, or somesuch squirrely grenade type thing, hurling the stuff at my head. Accurate to boot! Man, If I could have climbed a tree as fast as that little critter, I can tell you, there would have been trouble...

I'm not making this up BTW. Really. Weird I know, but true. Perhaps unlike that biker's story.

SleepleSS · Fri, 18th Jun '04, 2:47pm

We all know Squirrels are evil! Especially people who played against my green white Magic dexk

Wordplay · Fri, 18th Jun '04, 2:51pm

*Has this bad, bad joke about Gehn, head, and squirrels in his mind*

Next time you are seeing a squirrel on the road, accelerate.

The Kilted Crusader · Fri, 18th Jun '04, 3:43pm

Like a day with my nephew. That boy is far too violent for his age!

BigStick · Fri, 18th Jun '04, 5:46pm

Almost fell off my chair reading this story! Not a good thing to do at work....

Faerus Stoneslammer · Sat, 19th Jun '04, 6:20am

ROTFL!! Brilliantly hilarious story! I should submit it to my uni's joke newspaper...(they have a thing for evil squirrel's...)

Sarevok• · Sat, 19th Jun '04, 5:10pm

Squirrels are cute and cuddly, leave them alone!!

I mean c'mon, does he look evil to you?

Ofelix · Sat, 19th Jun '04, 6:44pm

This's the devil! DEVIL I say! Very Funny indeed!

dman18 · Sat, 19th Jun '04, 11:59pm

Sarevok, he doesn't look evil, but he does look damn constapated...

Hilarious story BTW, I woould love to see a squirrel give the finger!

Spellbound · Sun, 20th Jun '04, 5:01am

LMAO! That's the funniest thing I've read in some time.

Squirrels can be so devious...and I'd never, ever, want to get one pissed at me.

Wiegraf Folles · Sun, 20th Jun '04, 5:29am

Sarevok Anchev is right. Squirrels are pure creatures, incapable of evil if left alone, This "demonic squirrel" was surely a weapon sent against the US by al-Qaeda or someone.

Aldazar · Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 5:10am

LMAO!! Very funny story and sounds like a great afternoon's fun. To be honest, I'm surprised it wasn't a badger involved. They are, after all, trying to take over the world.

Deathmage · Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 1:23pm

The squirrels are proven to be evil since ages ago...

http://groups.msn.com/DeathMagesReal...to&PhotoID=118

Faraaz · Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 4:55pm

ROFLMAO...hilarious!

casey · Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 5:45pm

Rofl, well it was a good read anyway, I've seen proof Squirrels could be cunning and mischievous, but this story had me convinced they are evil. Assuming it actually happened that is

Lazy Bonzo · Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 7:49pm

LMFAO!!!! Evil squirrel's!

SleepleSS · Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 9:06pm

They are the face of Satan, better start praying again Saravoks picture gave me the creeps! Last night a squirel was comming from the well instead of Samara... Will it ever stop????

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Fri, 18th Jun '04, 1:29pm	#1
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Fri, 18th Jun '04, 1:42pm	#2
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Fri, 18th Jun '04, 1:43pm	#3
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Fri, 18th Jun '04, 2:47pm	#4
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Fri, 18th Jun '04, 2:51pm	#5
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Fri, 18th Jun '04, 3:43pm	#6
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Fri, 18th Jun '04, 5:46pm	#7
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Sat, 19th Jun '04, 6:20am	#8
Faerus Stoneslammer Gems: 16/31 Latest gem: Shandon Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The far north...err, Canada! Posts: 852 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,271 Level: 15 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 70.4% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	ROTFL!! Brilliantly hilarious story! I should submit it to my uni's joke newspaper...(they have a thing for evil squirrel's...)

Sat, 19th Jun '04, 5:10pm	#9
Sarevok• MCCCXXXVII Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Heaven Posts: 1,666 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 4,073 Level: 20 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 26.76% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	Squirrels are cute and cuddly, leave them alone!! I mean c'mon, does he look evil to you?

Sat, 19th Jun '04, 6:44pm	#10
Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mons Regius - provincia quebecum Posts: 5,679 Like: 5 Liked 7 Times in 7 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 13,069 Level: 33 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 37.97% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	This's the devil! DEVIL I say! Very Funny indeed!

Sat, 19th Jun '04, 11:59pm	#11
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Sun, 20th Jun '04, 5:01am	#12
Spellbound SPS Account Holder Distinguished Member Mod Reviewer Fleur de Mystique Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tornado Alley Posts: 1,259 Like: 0 Liked 3 Times in 1 Post vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,607 Level: 19 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 22.64% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	LMAO! That's the funniest thing I've read in some time. Squirrels can be so devious...and I'd never, ever, want to get one pissed at me.

Sun, 20th Jun '04, 5:29am	#13
Wiegraf Folles Gems: 6/31 Latest gem: Jasper Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hell (Canton, Ohio) Posts: 153 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 680 Level: 9 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 21.92% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	Sarevok Anchev is right. Squirrels are pure creatures, incapable of evil if left alone, This "demonic squirrel" was surely a weapon sent against the US by al-Qaeda or someone.

Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 5:10am	#14
Aldazar Gems: 24/31 Latest gem: Water Opal Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Behind the beer taps Posts: 1,895 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 4,384 Level: 20 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 93.18% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	LMAO!! Very funny story and sounds like a great afternoon's fun. To be honest, I'm surprised it wasn't a badger involved. They are, after all, trying to take over the world.

Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 1:23pm	#15
Deathmage Arrr! Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Here Posts: 1,837 Blog Entries: 1 Like: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post vBActivity - Stats XP: 4,793 Level: 21 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 75.37% Daily Activity 53.57% Weekly Activity 8.01% Monthly Activity 8.31% Achievements	The squirrels are proven to be evil since ages ago... http://groups.msn.com/DeathMagesReal...to&PhotoID=118

Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 4:55pm	#16
Faraaz Gems: 26/31 Latest gem: Diamond Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: St. Gallen, Switzerland Posts: 2,403 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 5,872 Level: 23 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 75.12% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	ROFLMAO...hilarious!

Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 5:45pm	#17
casey Gems: 15/31 Latest gem: Waterstar Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 704 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,320 Level: 15 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 85.43% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	Rofl, well it was a good read anyway, I've seen proof Squirrels could be cunning and mischievous, but this story had me convinced they are evil. Assuming it actually happened that is

Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 7:49pm	#18
Lazy Bonzo Oh no! The TV's done a runner! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My Own Personal Universe :) Posts: 1,861 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 4,598 Level: 21 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 36.49% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	LMFAO!!!! Evil squirrel's!

Tue, 22nd Jun '04, 9:06pm	#19
SleepleSS Gems: 24/31 Latest gem: Water Opal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Through the looking glass Posts: 1,991 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 4,889 Level: 21 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 94.5% Daily Activity 2.55% Weekly Activity 0.73% Monthly Activity 1.73% Achievements	They are the face of Satan, better start praying again Saravoks picture gave me the creeps! Last night a squirel was comming from the well instead of Samara... Will it ever stop????