If my "you know what" doesn't get bigger I'll sue

The Great Snook · Tue, 15th Feb '05, 9:08pm

Enjoy

Steeze · Tue, 15th Feb '05, 9:27pm

Hhhmmm... if that was me I'd be to embarressed to say that I'd bought enlargement stuff, I think, it sounds kind of

Edit: New gem, woo-hoo

chevalier · Tue, 15th Feb '05, 10:19pm

Put them into jail for spamming first.

Enagonios · Wed, 16th Feb '05, 7:00am

just get a "swedish-made penis enlarger"

Lantus · Wed, 16th Feb '05, 7:24am

As Aikanaro once said:

Quote:

Why are you here?

Aikanaro · Wed, 16th Feb '05, 10:07am

No comment on penis enlarging but...

Yay - I get quoted these days

Lantus · Wed, 16th Feb '05, 10:35am

/me pats Aikanaro on the back...

Calm down, now. It's not your fault your popular

Cúchulainn · Wed, 16th Feb '05, 11:56am

I feel sorry for that guy. Every time he meets a new girl she is going to bust out laughing everytime he invited her back to his place 'for coffee'! No wonder he is bitter.

Eric Xanthus · Wed, 16th Feb '05, 5:31pm

It's very interesting to me. I feel sorry for people who buy into those advertisements--they should have paid more attention in school, I guess--but Enzyte has a huge marketing drive in the U.S. Those stupid commercials with the catchy tune and freaky-looking guy are all over the television, and not as "informercials everyone should know to avoid." They are so high-profile that I find it hard to believe that they're not susceptible to legal action.

Fiatil · Thu, 17th Feb '05, 12:31am

Yeah, the enzyte commercials aren't really like the shady infomercials you mostly see advertising this product. They're shown on major stations during primetime, and have been running for quite awhile now. It seems like they would be suspectible to legal action, it's not like they can just shut down as soon as a lawsuit comes their way.

Splunge · Thu, 17th Feb '05, 2:45am

Quote:

if that was me I'd be too embarrassed to say that I'd bought enlargement stuff

That's exactly what they're counting on.

chevalier · Thu, 17th Feb '05, 3:21am

Whoever speaks a lie in order to sell a product should be on the receiving end of justice. I think it should be not only a tort but even a criminal offence. It seems to be a tort in this case, although I'd really rather it were criminal for them to do what they have done. Any such fraud should be criminal, regardless of the naivete required to fall for it.

Cúchulainn · Thu, 17th Feb '05, 10:22am

He should not need to 'enlarge his'. Its what what you do with it that counts, not how big it is.

All you need is a good woman!

[ February 18, 2005, 10:30: Message edited by: Cesard ]

Kelvon Shadowmane · Thu, 17th Feb '05, 11:28am

Edit of Aik's post:

"Why are you ALL here?"

PS. Hey Lantus, did you know that when Aik first said "Why are you here?" in the Creativity Surge he sai it to me?

The Great Snook · Fri, 18th Feb '05, 3:35am

I admit, I don't get the "Why are you here" line.

Wed, 16th Feb '05, 7:00am	#4
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Tue, 15th Feb '05, 10:19pm	#3
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Wed, 16th Feb '05, 11:56am	#8
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Wed, 16th Feb '05, 5:31pm	#9
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Thu, 17th Feb '05, 12:31am	#10
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Thu, 17th Feb '05, 3:21am	#12
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Thu, 17th Feb '05, 10:22am	#13
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Thu, 17th Feb '05, 11:28am	#14
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Fri, 18th Feb '05, 3:35am	#15
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