Replace a CRPG quote with the word wang!!

JiggaJay · Tue, 8th Nov '05, 10:12pm

Here we go!!

Minsc-Yes Boo, I agree. This group could do with a swift kick in the wang.

Jan Jansen-Beware, your wangs are mine!!

Annoying BG1 guy-You must gather your wang before venturing forth.

Jaheira-Nature, take the wang she gave!!

Come up with your own!!

The Magpie · Tue, 8th Nov '05, 11:15pm

Personally, I think using the word "pants" produces better comic effect, but that's obviously entirely subjective...

Harbourboy · Wed, 9th Nov '05, 12:01am

This must be up there as one of the more ridiculous threads on the Boards. Some of your minds work in very very odd ways.

Jesper898 · Wed, 9th Nov '05, 12:03am

Sarevok: Death welcomes you! Feel its icy wang!

Gorion: You are a fool if you believe I would trust your benevolence. Step aside, and you and your wang will be unhurt.

There

Nakia · Wed, 9th Nov '05, 12:11am

Wang is the english spelling of a Chinese family name. Careful what you post on BoM, we are very erudite here.

Lost Meme · Wed, 9th Nov '05, 12:16am

Ravel: What can change the nature of a wang?

Annah: You like me wee wang, I'll wag it at ye

I couldn't resist

Nakia · Wed, 9th Nov '05, 12:22am

Good, Lost Meme. That was funny.

Ofelix · Wed, 9th Nov '05, 12:39am

Okay now someone explain me what the hell ''wang'' and the point of this thread is please.

kuemper · Wed, 9th Nov '05, 1:05am

For JiggaJay:

Minsc: Full plate and packing wang!
Imoen: Mutton mongerin' riff-wang.
Anomen: Dank pool of base corruption if ever there was one. Why, if not for the order, the gods would surely smite wang for such sins!

For The Magpie:

Ajantis: Pants, give me strength!
Dynaheir: Thy wish my pants?
Nobleman: Pants patience, not another one!

For those who like it clean:

Keldorn: *groan* This old and battered pan could use some rest.
Kelsey: Damn, that's a wasted pan!
Anomen: You icky little pan.

The Magpie · Wed, 9th Nov '05, 1:28am

Good work kuemper!

EDIT: you've no idea how hard I had to resist the temptation to post that, DotW...

And surely anyone holding *your* wang would have to careful not to spear themselves upon your various *ahem* attachments...

[ November 09, 2005, 01:38: Message edited by: The Magpie ]

Disciple of The Watch · Wed, 9th Nov '05, 1:34am

When it's going to get tough, someone hold my wang!

*EDIT* My attachments?!?

OH! You mean the rings? They're actually more dangerous to me (example: ripping off)... As for someone holding my wang... if it's a pretty woman, I don't mind. I could tell you a bunch of funny stories regarding these "ornaments" but I would likely get my ass kicked by Tal, dmc, BTA or Beren, so likely it's not the place to do so. Should it be of some kind of interest to anyone, then do PM me.

*EDIT 2* Another one crossed my mind:
"In the name of Wang, I shall strike you down!" (Keldorn)
"Wang take you!" (Keldorn)
"WANG!" (Sarevok critical hit)

[ November 09, 2005, 02:08: Message edited by: Disciple of The Watch ]

Blackthorne TA · Wed, 9th Nov '05, 4:01am

I don't think we need yet another thread devoted to people throwing up random game quotes, especially since the only requisite and goal for this one is puerile amusement.

Tue, 8th Nov '05, 11:15pm	#2
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Tue, 8th Nov '05, 10:12pm	#1
JiggaJay Rogues do it from behind Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 395 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 1,175 Level: 11 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 75.18% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	Here we go!! Minsc-Yes Boo, I agree. This group could do with a swift kick in the wang. Jan Jansen-Beware, your wangs are mine!! Annoying BG1 guy-You must gather your wang before venturing forth. Jaheira-Nature, take the wang she gave!! Come up with your own!!

Wed, 9th Nov '05, 12:01am	#3
Harbourboy SPS Account Holder Take thy form from off my door! Join Date: May 2003 Location: North Harbour Posts: 13,245 Like: 59 Liked 17 Times in 14 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 28,241 Level: 45 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 75.35% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 13.55% Monthly Activity 11.69% Achievements Awards	This must be up there as one of the more ridiculous threads on the Boards. Some of your minds work in very very odd ways.

Wed, 9th Nov '05, 12:03am	#4
Jesper898 A good surfacer is a dead surfacer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 1,356 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,092 Level: 17 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 98.26% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	Sarevok: Death welcomes you! Feel its icy wang! Gorion: You are a fool if you believe I would trust your benevolence. Step aside, and you and your wang will be unhurt. There

Wed, 9th Nov '05, 12:16am	#6
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Wed, 9th Nov '05, 1:05am	#9
kuemper I'm gonna eat your soul! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Blood Wars Posts: 8,926 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 19,634 Level: 39 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 50.32% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	For JiggaJay: Minsc: Full plate and packing wang! Imoen: Mutton mongerin' riff-wang. Anomen: Dank pool of base corruption if ever there was one. Why, if not for the order, the gods would surely smite wang for such sins! For The Magpie: Ajantis: Pants, give me strength! Dynaheir: Thy wish my pants? Nobleman: Pants patience, not another one! For those who like it clean: Keldorn: groan This old and battered pan could use some rest. Kelsey: Damn, that's a wasted pan! Anomen: You icky little pan.

Wed, 9th Nov '05, 1:28am	#10
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Wed, 9th Nov '05, 1:34am	#11
Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Negative sub-plane of darkness and anger Posts: 7,028 Blog Entries: 42 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 16,193 Level: 36 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 49.18% Daily Activity 2.21% Weekly Activity 0.95% Monthly Activity 1.4% Achievements	When it's going to get tough, someone hold my wang! EDIT My attachments?!? OH! You mean the rings? They're actually more dangerous to me (example: ripping off)... As for someone holding my wang... if it's a pretty woman, I don't mind. I could tell you a bunch of funny stories regarding these "ornaments" but I would likely get my ass kicked by Tal, dmc, BTA or Beren, so likely it's not the place to do so. Should it be of some kind of interest to anyone, then do PM me. EDIT 2 Another one crossed my mind: "In the name of Wang, I shall strike you down!" (Keldorn) "Wang take you!" (Keldorn) "WANG!" (Sarevok critical hit) [ November 09, 2005, 02:08: Message edited by: Disciple of The Watch ]