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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: My Arcane Santuary
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We have all, at some point or another, done something and thought "What the hell was I thinking?". Now I want to know if there are any strange, wierd or just plain funny ones floting around in the lives of SP's.
For example: Finding myself dressed and ready for school on the Weekend. |
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Gems: 17/31
Latest gem: Star Diopside |
Wow, you're pretty studious! Well I can't think of much right now, but when I can, I'll post it. Does catching onesself daydreaming count?
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I'm gonna eat your soul!
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Drove to college for classes on a Sunday.
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Gems: 16/31
Latest gem: Shandon |
Had a baseball game last night, ended up closing, got the third out and walked back to the mound to get ready for another pitch =/.
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The world changes, we do not, what irony!
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Started smoking last summer... /me light a smoke
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Awww, come and give me a big hug!
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I've had a couple of relationships that fit into this category
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Simple mind, simple pleasures...
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Talked myself into staying in tonight! I really want to go out, but need to save my pennies.. it's so boring being stuck in the house :s.
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As blushing can make a harlot pass for a virtuous woman; modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense |
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Gems: 18/31
Latest gem: Horn Coral |
There is probably a lot of things I shouldn't have done, but I did them nonetheless, and there is no point in regretting anything, since you can't change the past anyway.
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The Dreadful Bear
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Since I live in a big house, I'm really used to take the garbage bag out every time I leave. When there are none, I sometimes accidentally throw something *interesting* to the bin.
My sports bag, gaming gear (Game Cube etc.) and guitar have visited the smelly part of the world lots of times. |
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Pay no attention to that man behind the post. |
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Gems: 13/31
Latest gem: Ziose |
I once poured an entire thing of linguini into the sink not realizing the strainer was on the other side of the sink. I've done quite a few other stupid things, but they were much worse and more embarassing.
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Drilling into a wall without checking for electrical cables - BANG.
Taking the cover off an old stereo amplifier and picking it up whilst still plugged in (Shocking) Combining hayfever tablets with Stella Artois. (Blackout time) |
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If I wanted your view, I'd read your entrails
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Kent, England
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Early morning before a university exam (about 3am). A drunk friend sends me a text about something random and, in a half-awake state, I think it's my alarm. I get dressed, grab my stuff and leave the door to my room. Only then do I notice how dark it is.
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Well, there was that time a police officer knocked on the car window and said, "Shouldn't you find someplace more private than this?" We thought it was private until he showed up.
Oh, and the night I mixed Everclear with Peppermint Schnapps...of course, I had been drinking gin so it's somewhat excusable. |
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Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Posts: 7,899
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I look weird without it, and I'm sick of getting stupid comments either for or against it. Once it grows back, I'm never shaving it off again. I probably won't let it get 4 inches long again...but the clean-shaven look just doesn't work for me. ![]() [ March 27, 2007, 21:19: Message edited by: Kitrax ] |
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You shaved a bear?!?
Edit: You shouldn't have edited it. It was far more entertaining that you shaved a bear instead of your beard. [ March 27, 2007, 23:03: Message edited by: T2Bruno ] |
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Yeah, decided that commuting to work for what works out as very little extra money. Especially when you consider I used to live 10 minutes walk from work -_-
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See my website and my obsession - Gnari Publications. |
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Gems: 20/31
Latest gem: Garnet |
At work, few months back, I had to filter the oil in the deep fryer, but the filter had already been run earlier, leaving a half-inch of 'sediment' in the filter pan.
So, per rote cleaning process, I slid it out from under the fryer, scooped the stuff out, leaving a nice, clean layer of filter paper. Then I added the 'filter powder' (catalyst that helps the dirt and sediment come out of solution in the oil), and opened the valve at the bottom of the fryer's pot... ...and looked across the kitchen at the filter pan. On the plus side, I discovered how fast my reflexes are in closing the valve again. Other kitchen-related stuff that seems to be 'absent-mindedness', like picking up a hot pan while looking over at the heavy insulated gloves I should be wearing. Most of the time, I have 'close calls' where I stop myself, like today I cut open a bag of fries and almost poured the fries into the garbage can and dropped the empty bag in the fryer. (I'm dyslexic; does it show? )
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Gems: 31/31
Latest gem: Rogue Stone |
I shouldn't have shared my opinion with my husband. Things are generally better when I don't.
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Let the chips fall as they may - except for the ones that I catch and throw where I want them. |
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Eternal Halfling Paladin
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... don't want to go to work
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Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens |
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Denmark
Posts: 2,983
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There was the Monday morning, many years ago, when I showed up for a university exam, only to find out the exam was on Tuesday morning.
Good thing it wasn't the other way around. I DON'T want to talk about my result Let's just say I passed the same exam the following year.
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Well, all my worst moments have involved either cooking or computers. I've had my share of "grab the hot pan bare-handed" and "throw away the stuff you meant to keep" moments, too. As my sainted mother used to observe, reminiscing on her scientific days, "hot glass looks the same as cold glass."
But my all-time "shouldn't have done that" came almost 20 years ago at work, when I was trying to re-write a DBaseII macro on our cutting-edge-for-the time PC system, and really messed it up, decided to start over, and gave the command "erase c:\" (as I recall) and the computer said "Are you sure? y/n" and I jabbed "y" just as I realized I was erasing the entire hard drive. Had to call my boss at home on her day off to get her to bring in the backup tapes - yes, magnetic tapes - so we could reinstall the data, which took nearly 18 hours and of course we still lost several days data. Moral: if it says, "Are you sure?" hit "n" and think about it for a moment. |
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head. - Terry Pratchett |
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Gems: 26/31
Latest gem: Diamond |
...broke up with my girlfriend...
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...got married ...didn't learn ...did it a second time
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Gems: 20/31
Latest gem: Garnet |
Okay, more gaffes at work - I think I should eat more fish and pitch all of the wife's aluminum cookware:
I'll check the hot case and see they need some fries and some fried chicken; so I'll cook the fries first so while I'm picking out the chicken and battering it, the fryer is in use - more efficient, right? ...unless you're almost done battering the load of chicken and you glance over and see the fry basket is still in the up position.... "If you want to cook them, it helps if they actually go IN the oil!" Now if this was only once, I wouldn't mind, but I think it's happened about FOUR times in the last three days.
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Gems: 16/31
Latest gem: Shandon |
I was working on the server at school(which directs EVERYTHING network-wise for the entire district.....900+ computers) and I unthinkingly disabled the NIC to do some troubleshooting...about 5 minutes later my teacher starts getting phone calls out the ass that nothing is working....I lol'd for a while after that.
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