Lilarcor Quotes

Khelben · Fri, 17th Jan '03, 10:51pm

Okay,all of us like Lilarcor? What's your favorite Lilarcor quote?
When i was in Windspear Hills and cutting orcs he cried as "Tastes like Chicken"
"Come get some booyah" is great too
"My brother is a +12 Hackmaster" and "I was a moonblade once" is great too
But my favorite is "tastes like chicken"

[ January 17, 2003, 22:52: Message edited by: Khelben ]

Apeman · Fri, 17th Jan '03, 11:11pm

My favourite is "Oooh throw a coin in THAT fountain"

Jesper898 · Fri, 17th Jan '03, 11:23pm

" Murder Death kill "

Kam · Fri, 17th Jan '03, 11:49pm

I really like what he says if you ask him for advice. "Find someone rich, then kill them. Then find someone richer, and kill them too. Hack and slash your way to fortune! Woo hoo!"

Vermillion · Sat, 18th Jan '03, 12:02am

The +12 Hackmaster one got me, just for the Knights of the dinner table reference

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Aces · Sat, 18th Jan '03, 3:00am

Can we kill something now?
Come on... Something small?
Pretty please...?

The begging voice makes me laugh.

Polish me real good!
I like to shine!

Rallymama · Sat, 18th Jan '03, 3:23am

Hot buttah!

Blog · Sat, 18th Jan '03, 4:06am

Don't recall the exact words but it goes something like, "I'm a sword, so I'm pretty one dimensional in what I want!"

Mantis · Sat, 18th Jan '03, 11:22am

I've got no formal edumaction!

This isn't my favourite, my favourite is when it begs you to kill something..."can we go kill something now, what about that over there?!"

Eze · Sat, 18th Jan '03, 11:25am

I love the smell of daisies in the morning!

8people · Sat, 18th Jan '03, 12:54pm

After He has a conversation with Minsc. That was funny

IIRC
"C'mon! Give me to the ranger! He knows what I like!"

(Hmm, Is Lilacor a distant relative of Cynacism(SP) from IWD-HoW?

)

Apeman · Sat, 18th Jan '03, 12:59pm

Of course the favourite one of all swords:

I don't chop wood, I'm not an axe!

Jurts · Mon, 20th Jan '03, 7:36am

There was a longish quote with references to his grandmother thinking that he won't make much better than a butterknife

but the +12 hackmaster is great

Erebus · Mon, 20th Jan '03, 7:48am

My fav is the +12 Hackmaster quote.

Foradasthar · Mon, 20th Jan '03, 8:28am

I don't remember the whole of it, but the one where he refers to some earlier weilder of his and ends his comment in ".. he was such an a*#" I had plenty of fun hearing that.

Taza · Mon, 20th Jan '03, 1:59pm

In dialogue:

But since you asked, i would register a complaint. I want to kill a dragon. No no no no, just go find one and kill it. That would be SO cool.

"My brother is a +12 hackmaster"

"And that is for grandma, who said i would never be anything more than a butterknife."

"I don't know what you expected, but as a sword i am pretty one-dimensional in what i waaant!"

"I might be an intelligent sword, but i had no formal edumacation."

"Can we go kill something? Something small? Please? Pretty please?"

[ January 20, 2003, 14:06: Message edited by: Taza ]

Jurts · Mon, 20th Jan '03, 2:31pm

"And that is for grandma, who said i would never be anything more than a butterknife."

Yeah, this is my fav, thanx for reminder

Rastor · Mon, 27th Jan '03, 2:08am

When you talk to the sword and ask its status:

"What's my status? Well, since when do you care about me unless I'm impaled in something's guts? Oh well, fine, let me think for a minute."

That's a great one, the voice sounds cool.

Shadow Steele · Wed, 29th Jan '03, 9:55pm

love them alllllllll....

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Master of Nuhn · Thu, 30th Jan '03, 12:10am

My former master used to call me sharp...and edgy. He was such an @$$!

Right, Foradasthar?

[ January 30, 2003, 00:14: Message edited by: Master of Nuhn ]

Foradasthar · Thu, 30th Jan '03, 6:49am

Precisely. I love that one, 'specially when he says that himself.

Baezlebub · Thu, 30th Jan '03, 9:08am

"You know, once, a long time ago, yeah he, i was like.. a MOONBLADE hehehe"

Cheers.

Aces · Tue, 25th Feb '03, 8:29pm

I heard a new one last night:

"Sissy fighter! You grab, I'll scratch!"

I'm finding +4 weapons now so no chance to hear a new one till next game...

The Silver Bear · Wed, 26th Feb '03, 8:14am

I'm with you, Foradasthar and Master of Nuhn!!! I had a crisis of laughing when first hearing that!!!It was very very funny!

Shoshino · Wed, 26th Feb '03, 3:04pm

"We got a gusher"

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Fri, 17th Jan '03, 10:51pm	#1
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Fri, 17th Jan '03, 11:11pm	#2
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Fri, 17th Jan '03, 11:23pm	#3
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Fri, 17th Jan '03, 11:49pm	#4
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Sat, 18th Jan '03, 12:02am	#5
Vermillion Gems: 18/31 Latest gem: Horn Coral Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Yorkshire, the Third World. Posts: 1,031 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,753 Level: 17 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 8.82% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	The +12 Hackmaster one got me, just for the Knights of the dinner table reference .

Sat, 18th Jan '03, 3:00am	#6
Aces Guardian of the Cheese Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: I'm warning ya! Stay away from the cheese! Posts: 1,169 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,048 Level: 17 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 86.5% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	Can we kill something now? Come on... Something small? Pretty please...? The begging voice makes me laugh. Polish me real good! I like to shine!

Sat, 18th Jan '03, 3:23am	#7
Rallymama O Fortuna, velat Luna, statu variabilis Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Wherever I go, there I am Posts: 4,329 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 9,533 Level: 29 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 22.45% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	Hot buttah!

Sat, 18th Jan '03, 4:06am	#8
Blog Gems: 23/31 Latest gem: Black Opal Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,634 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 4,052 Level: 20 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 22.45% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	Don't recall the exact words but it goes something like, "I'm a sword, so I'm pretty one dimensional in what I want!"

Sat, 18th Jan '03, 11:22am	#9
Mantis Gems: 1/31 Latest gem: Turquoise Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 387 Level: 7 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 16.11% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	I've got no formal edumaction! This isn't my favourite, my favourite is when it begs you to kill something..."can we go kill something now, what about that over there?!"

Sat, 18th Jan '03, 11:25am	#10
Eze Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tallinn, Estonia Posts: 1,900 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,859 Level: 19 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 79.91% Daily Activity 0% Weekly Activity 0% Monthly Activity 0% Achievements	I love the smell of daisies in the morning!

Sat, 18th Jan '03, 12:54pm	#11
8people SPS Account Holder 8 is just another way of looking at infinite Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Chirofen Posts: 7,140 Blog Entries: 252 Like: 63 Liked 17 Times in 15 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 19,563 Level: 39 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 44.4% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	After He has a conversation with Minsc. That was funny IIRC "C'mon! Give me to the ranger! He knows what I like!" (Hmm, Is Lilacor a distant relative of Cynacism(SP) from IWD-HoW? )

Sat, 18th Jan '03, 12:59pm	#12
Apeman Valar morghulis, valar dohaeris! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,153 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 5,180 Level: 22 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 49.71% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	Of course the favourite one of all swords: I don't chop wood, I'm not an axe!

Mon, 20th Jan '03, 7:36am	#13
Jurts Gems: 7/31 Latest gem: Tchazar Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 215 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 900 Level: 10 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 43.98% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	There was a longish quote with references to his grandmother thinking that he won't make much better than a butterknife but the +12 hackmaster is great

Mon, 20th Jan '03, 7:48am	#14
Erebus Gems: 16/31 Latest gem: Shandon Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mass. Posts: 807 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,292 Level: 15 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 76.7% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	My fav is the +12 Hackmaster quote.

Mon, 20th Jan '03, 8:28am	#15
Foradasthar It's simplicity that matters Join Date: May 2002 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 1,332 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,100 Level: 18 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 0.32% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	I don't remember the whole of it, but the one where he refers to some earlier weilder of his and ends his comment in ".. he was such an a*#" I had plenty of fun hearing that.

Mon, 20th Jan '03, 1:59pm	#16
Taza Weird Modmaker Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 1,440 Like: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,561 Level: 19 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 11.99% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	In dialogue: But since you asked, i would register a complaint. I want to kill a dragon. No no no no, just go find one and kill it. That would be SO cool. "My brother is a +12 hackmaster" "And that is for grandma, who said i would never be anything more than a butterknife." "I don't know what you expected, but as a sword i am pretty one-dimensional in what i waaant!" "I might be an intelligent sword, but i had no formal edumacation." "Can we go kill something? Something small? Please? Pretty please?" [ January 20, 2003, 14:06: Message edited by: Taza ]

Mon, 20th Jan '03, 2:31pm	#17
Jurts Gems: 7/31 Latest gem: Tchazar Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 215 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 900 Level: 10 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 43.98% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	"And that is for grandma, who said i would never be anything more than a butterknife." Yeah, this is my fav, thanx for reminder

Mon, 27th Jan '03, 2:08am	#18
Rastor FFG's Baatorian Mate Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Avernus Posts: 3,533 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 7,941 Level: 27 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 3.99% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	When you talk to the sword and ask its status: "What's my status? Well, since when do you care about me unless I'm impaled in something's guts? Oh well, fine, let me think for a minute." That's a great one, the voice sounds cool.

Wed, 29th Jan '03, 9:55pm	#19
Shadow Steele Still hiding in the shadows all night Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Iraq Posts: 122 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 724 Level: 9 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 47.56% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	love them alllllllll.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thu, 30th Jan '03, 12:10am	#20
Master of Nuhn SPS Account Holder Wear it like a crown Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Dordrecht , The Netherlands Posts: 3,605 Blog Entries: 1 Like: 61 Liked 45 Times in 32 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 8,642 Level: 28 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 3.41% Daily Activity 51.6% Weekly Activity 7.36% Monthly Activity 30.09% Achievements Awards	My former master used to call me sharp...and edgy. He was such an @$$! Right, Foradasthar? [ January 30, 2003, 00:14: Message edited by: Master of Nuhn ]

Thu, 30th Jan '03, 6:49am	#21
Foradasthar It's simplicity that matters Join Date: May 2002 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 1,332 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,100 Level: 18 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 0.32% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	Precisely. I love that one, 'specially when he says that himself.

Thu, 30th Jan '03, 9:08am	#22
Baezlebub Gems: 18/31 Latest gem: Horn Coral Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 1,076 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 2,741 Level: 17 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 5.82% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	"You know, once, a long time ago, yeah he, i was like.. a MOONBLADE hehehe" Cheers.

Tue, 25th Feb '03, 8:29pm	#23
Aces Guardian of the Cheese Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: I'm warning ya! Stay away from the cheese! Posts: 1,169 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 3,048 Level: 17 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 86.5% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	I heard a new one last night: "Sissy fighter! You grab, I'll scratch!" I'm finding +4 weapons now so no chance to hear a new one till next game...

Wed, 26th Feb '03, 8:14am	#24
The Silver Bear Gems: 7/31 Latest gem: Tchazar Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Brazil, RJ, Niterói Posts: 221 Like: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 966 Level: 10 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 77.5% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 1.58% Achievements	I'm with you, Foradasthar and Master of Nuhn!!! I had a crisis of laughing when first hearing that!!!It was very very funny!

Wed, 26th Feb '03, 3:04pm	#25
Shoshino Irritant Alien Scum Slaughter Champion! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: South Wales, UK Posts: 2,000 Like: 5 Liked 13 Times in 12 Posts vBActivity - Stats XP: 5,528 Level: 23 vBActivity - Bars Level Completion: 14.09% Daily Activity 2.46% Weekly Activity 0.35% Monthly Activity 9.5% Achievements	"We got a gusher"