Naked Jaheira!

Jefe · Thu, 29th Mar '01, 2:56am

Spoiler*******

So I just ressurected Ms. J from her vampire curse. But her items are gone! I don't remember seeing them in the vampire lair, so I just SK'd them back. I was wondering if anyone else had the same problem, or if I was blind and just missed them.

BTW as soon as I left the temple of Amaunator, the naked and grateful Jaheira completed her romance thread. *tear*

Thanks Slappy.

Rakanishu · Thu, 29th Mar '01, 11:38am

No romance plots for me.

Oh well. At least I could screw Phaere without protest, and nobody got turned into a vampire. Still feel I'm missing a story though. I hate that.

But now I have money, and I have POWER. See how I KILL THINGS! SEE HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE, AND A NICE LITTLE CABIN, WITH A PLOT OF LAND, AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Shura · Thu, 29th Mar '01, 1:53pm

But no Druid, Winged Elf, Dark Elf, or neanderthal Fighter/Cleric(no god forbid) to bone, rak....

Ironbeard · Thu, 29th Mar '01, 9:20pm

Gold is more reliable, as many a dwarf will attest - my gold never complained or doubted me EVER.

Duskai · Thu, 29th Mar '01, 10:32pm

Gold is good, but diamonds are a girls best friend...as is that nice young man I met in the copper coronet

If you think YOU missed out, all I had to choose from was Anomen :P

btw, that's a very misleading topic title, no wonder there's so few replies, they're all looking for tissues! j/k

Jefe · Fri, 30th Mar '01, 7:03am

I figured the topic title would get a few grins and hopefully some info. But as long as it can serve as a black hole for all the nude Jaheira freaks (myself included) I won't complain too loud.

Since I SK'd the items back it's not really important anyway.

Headbanger · Fri, 30th Mar '01, 11:30am

Quote:

But no Druid, Winged Elf, Dark Elf, or neanderthal Fighter/Cleric(no god forbid) to bone, rak....

That's where the Courtesans in the game are for...

MoNgReL · Fri, 30th Mar '01, 2:28pm

i was just about to post about the no gear thing except it was aerie with me. By the way if aerie did not 'offer' herself to me by now have i done something wrong??

Duskai · Fri, 30th Mar '01, 4:49pm

If she does, try to keep your testosterone under control or you'll regret it!

Slappy · Fri, 30th Mar '01, 5:28pm

Interesting interpretation of regret Duskai. Assuming your male and romancing Aerie and assuming that all of us men are bastards we probably won't regret what happens at all but consider it the perfect result. Besides, there are three outcomes I think and only one is really a pain.

PS if you're not following this, it's because Duskai and me are trying not to give the game away anout the conclusion of the Aerie romance.
PPS I just like to note that I, in no way, read this post purely because of its title.

shadowboxer · Sat, 31st Mar '01, 6:33am

I thnk that gold, good jewles and a castle are my best friends!
(Monks have a vow of abstinence)

Ironbeard · Sat, 31st Mar '01, 3:39pm

Here's a thought - why are all the romance options priests? You'd think priests would be the least likely to have that kind of relationship with. Obviously Talos isn't the only god who doesn't demand a vow of celibacy. Oh, and there's a romance no-one mentioned - it's dwarven only and it's with Keldorn's money

Sapiryl · Wed, 4th Apr '01, 2:50pm

Um...I'm confused.

Is Jeheira really naked after you help her?

It may seem like a dumb question, but my little brothers and sisters play the game. (Even though it recommends that players be 14 or older.)

Slappy · Wed, 4th Apr '01, 3:31pm

Nope, only naked in the sense of having no equipment. Also, I'm pretty sure that she only gets to this state if you completed the whole of the Jaheira romance, which is unlikey for younger kids (it's difficult enough as a sad besotted adult).

The post's title was justa sure fire way of grabbing everyone's attention.

Sparky The Barbarian · Thu, 19th Aug '10, 3:16am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironbeard

Here's a thought - why are all the romance options priests? You'd think priests would be the least likely to have that kind of relationship with. Obviously Talos isn't the only god who doesn't demand a vow of celibacy. Oh, and there's a romance no-one mentioned - it's dwarven only and it's with Keldorn's money

In order to rescue your beloved you have to face Bhodi without your primary cleric.

---------- Added 0 hours, 33 minutes and 5 seconds later... ----------

BTW, when Bhodi kidnaps your beloved, she (he) drops all items on the ground, right there at the entrance to the Graveyard.

T2Bruno · Thu, 19th Aug '10, 4:08am

Nine years, four months and fourteen days. WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!

Splunge · Thu, 19th Aug '10, 4:28am

Sparky, I think it's safe to say that if, after over 9 years, the clothes aren't off, it ain't happening.
(As a married guy, trust me on this.)

Montresor · Thu, 19th Aug '10, 9:27am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparky The Barbarian

BTW, when Bhodi kidnaps your beloved, she (he) drops all items on the ground, right there at the entrance to the Graveyard.

Quote:

Originally Posted by T2Bruno

Nine years, four months and fourteen days. WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!

After that much time the items will have vanished from the ground, so it's a good thing the original poster SK'd them back.

Runescarred · Thu, 19th Aug '10, 11:11am

The realization that this topic is so damn old blew my mind.

henkie · Thu, 19th Aug '10, 7:33pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splunge

Sparky, I think it's safe to say that if, after over 9 years, the clothes aren't off, it ain't happening.
(As a married guy, trust me on this.)

I don't think you need to be married to realise that

Also:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappy

PPS I just like to note that I, in no way, read this post purely because of its title.

And I would like to note that I totally opened the thread purely because of its title.
Not that I didn't expect it to go about someone losing all of Jaheira's gear, but just for this title I'd check out the thread anyway.

8people · Thu, 19th Aug '10, 8:57pm

I'm pretty sure there's a ten year resurrection somewhere.

Also, pretty sure I've seen a naked Imoen paperdoll. Found it by accident... Was rather disappointing.

Beren · Sun, 22nd Aug '10, 2:39am

This is a common mental oversight committed by many players, myself incuded once in a while.

Her items will appear on the ground right on the spot where Bodhi nabbed her from in the Graveyard. So you have to pick them up, distribute them among your party members, and then wait till you resurrect her.

Same goes for any other potential romantic partner in BG2.

Sparky The Barbarian · Sat, 13th Nov '10, 5:41am

Still tricked into clicking on the thread.

Still disappointed.

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Thu, 29th Mar '01, 2:56am	#1
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Thu, 29th Mar '01, 11:38am	#2
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Thu, 29th Mar '01, 1:53pm	#3
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Thu, 29th Mar '01, 9:20pm	#4
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Thu, 29th Mar '01, 10:32pm	#5
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Fri, 30th Mar '01, 7:03am	#6
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Fri, 30th Mar '01, 2:28pm	#8
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Fri, 30th Mar '01, 4:49pm	#9
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Fri, 30th Mar '01, 5:28pm	#10
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Sat, 31st Mar '01, 6:33am	#11
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Sat, 31st Mar '01, 3:39pm	#12
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Wed, 4th Apr '01, 2:50pm	#13
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Wed, 4th Apr '01, 3:31pm	#14
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Thu, 19th Aug '10, 8:57pm	#21
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Sun, 22nd Aug '10, 2:39am	#22
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Sat, 13th Nov '10, 5:41am	#23
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