Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
Posted Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 12:27 CET by Sorcerer

Just in case you haven't noticed yet, the SP logo on all pages got a bit of decoration for this jolly money-spending season recently. To all of our visitors I want to wish a merry Christmas and all the best in the upcoming '03. May you never run out of good games to play!

For SP, 2002 has a been a very good year. Many things happened that were longer in the making, but some of the best is still to come in 2003. I don't want to spoil anything by blabbing out all the plans for next year (though the regulars probably know many of them already), so I'll just say that if all goes as planned, there are many things around SP you can start looking forward to. Keep coming here regularly!

And here's an appropriate carol for ths season:

"Ring Their Bells", or "The Munchkin's Carol"
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

"Slashing through the Orcs
With a good two-handed blade
Over corpses we go
And through the gore we wade
Mace on helmet rings
Making bodies fly
What fun to sing our SLAYING song
And watch these suckers die!

Chorus:
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold
We'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!

Crashing through the door
Into the dragon's nose
Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold
And out its fire goes!
Elven bowstrings sing
Making balrogs fall
And our thief finds a secret door
Into the treasure hall!

(Chorus)

Then appears the Lich
With his demon guard
Our wizard yawns and wishes
We'd run into something HARD...
He begins to cast
His 19th level spell
That damn Lich throws a Gate at us
And drops us all in Hell!

(Chorus)

We appear in Hell
In front of Satan's Throne
Our cleric waves us out the door
And takes him on alone!
Satan's legions don't
Want to let us go
Our Techno pulls a bazooka out
And NUKES 'em 'til they GLOW!

Oh, ring their bells with prayers and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told
To think we'll live the day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and shells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!
Yes, we'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And drag our loot away!"